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hear me out (httyd ramble)
movie monstrous nightmare is just a hellsteether without its coolest feature of the second jaw
following this logic, scauldrons are tiny thor's thunderers
terrible terrors are common-or-gardens
the red death is a woden's nightmare
changewings are deadly shadow variants
and thunderdrums are giant bee-eaters
i probably can and will continue but this concludes my post for now
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i have ideas for a tssm mysterio x reader but i CANNOT start it while ytmf is still ongoing bc i do not multitask that well and i worry they'll melt into each other
i WILL say... the mysterio one may be a "he makes me worse" story.
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hey guys! this bullshit is blatant transphobia, and absolutely disgusting.
women are still women if they have dicks, and if u say otherwise, that’s transphobia baby
call this shit out when u see it, and keep in mind that unless someone’s writing shit that’s morally wrong (which i know we’ve all seen), u don’t have to say gross stuff like this, u don’t like it don’t read it <3
@jinx-420
#like genuinely rancid behavior tbh#rose rambles#ellie williams#ellie williams x reader#tlou2#ellie x reader#ellie x y/n
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are your narrators edible
doesn’t matter if they are or aren’t they gonna be consumed
Not usually, but you can certainly try
#tsp#tspud#the stanley parable#tsp narrator#I highly advise against the consumption of either of them—they are RANCID#expired even#they would not taste good#my art#emiletb art drabbles#emiletb ramblings
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I was looking for references in my notes for a meta post and jdjakfkkaj
#man. the person i was and the opinions i had when i first read mdzs are two different people now djejjd#the other notes i had were so so rancid. i was such a dumbass#anqels ramblings#eva.png#theo's reading corner#mdzs#wei wuxian#jiang cheng
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thinking about white-collar office worker au where all the sodor railway blokes are working their remote jobs doing business management for the railway companies and its The Most Office Job Environment Ever.
Henry is the idiot who's muted over zoom and doesn't know it until someone tells him he's muted and he can't figure out why. James and Thomas get a screen cap of him leaning in trying to figure it out and change their Webcam backgrounds so everyone thinks they're Henry all the time.
Edward is the human resources representative and he is so fucking overworked by these clowns.
Gordon is the floor administrator and is looking for ANY valid reason to fire James but James is so fucking good at marketing he can't in good conscience get rid of him.
Percy is the IT wizard who everyone assumes is a robot and sleeps in the office and can fix literally anything. No one knows how. It Just Works™️. Gordon struggling with his Webcam and Percy sneezes on it: fixed. Convinced he is just an AI.
Thomas is the temp worker who never left.
The skarloey and culdee fell railway representatives work on the floor below them and just have constant noise complaints.
Plus they all get cute button ups and ties.
#ttte#fer rambles#fer au#vomiting rancid brain sauce train rot on tumblr as i sit working at my white collar remote office job like yeah.
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Gonna be honest I would rather have a character like Hawthorn, Chameleon, Osprey, Io, and Orca get a Winglet than like. Sora or Umber.
#That's your hot take of the day#Tomorrow may very well be the one where I talk about my rancid thoughts on Whirlpool#wof#wings of fire#sp-rambles
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hi it's nyx here once again to talk about lark vs henry and what that meant for sparrow because i swear every episode that shows even a Little bit of sparrow's actual personality is controversial.
"nyx what do you mean by this" well it's a very blatant fact that sparrow does not get much nuance in the fandom: this is especially prevalent when examining hero's conversation with normal where she explicitly calls out lark and rebecca alongside sparrow and yet sparrow is solely blamed. because of this, every time we do see sparrow be his genuine self in the show - from talking to scary and shielding her from violence to taking charge of grant and lark and wanting to help the teens to the most recent episode's case of him not believing in animal captivity - i've noticed people quickly jumping on him for being hypocritical but nobody asking why he would be hypocritical, or why he's made choices that clearly do not reflect his actual beliefs.
so let's talk about that, shall we?
i know i've talked about this before but it bears repeating: sparrow is complacent. he has consistently made decisions that go against his own beliefs, bottling up his actual thoughts on the matter in order to "keep the peace". we know this, this is a canon fact, he said as much about lark and rebecca's affair!
why does he do this? well to me, what makes the most logical sense is that this stems all the way to lark and henry's conflict. if the rogue card is only predicting anger and not enforcing it, that means there is more to lark's anger than just what happened with walter. part of that is his fear of being unable to protect the people he cares about, being helpless in situations where he could've done something, yes, but i do believe there's another root cause to his anger, one that would fuel him for decades: sparrow.
...well, more specifically, how henry changed sparrow.
we know that lark wasn't the happiest about the lovewolf split. after the lord of chaos arc, sparrow starts very slowly developing a separate personality, enough so that he and lark aren't necessarily the same kid, one unit, the same person twice. sparrow tried to teach lark his new philosophy, it was ultimately rejected. lark doesn't understand it! but he loves sparrow regardless. that disappointment, that resentment of how sparrow had changed... it goes back to henry, to henry giving sparrow that speech and reinforcing those beliefs!
we also know that originally, sparrow didn't want to pick a side. he wanted them both to get along! to reconcile! and we know that lark didn't tell him about what he saw on the throne, which has me believing that there were, perhaps, other things that lark didn't tell sparrow in crucial moments: such as his decision to release the doodler, since we really don't know if sparrow knew. sparrow would've been happy to reconcile the two, and it makes sense if this was something he didn't know but something that shakes his perspective: aka, what happens if lark doesn't confide in him. to get lark back on his side, he has to be on lark's side irrevocably, which means abandoning his peacekeeping and mediation to choose lark wholeheartedly.
so by the time the ep23 flashback happens... sparrow has lost that bit of personality he had started to form in s1. he's lark's other half again, helping him with plans, sharing his ideas. he has... you could say, lost his confidence in being a lovewolf, because despite his best efforts, it only brought more strife to his family and he doesn't want to lose lark. we know this! he doesn't want to lose lark!
and then, they find out the prophecy, that one of the twins will have a kid who will save the world. think about everything we know about lark, how stubbornly persistent he was on fixing things Himself since he puts the weight of the world on his shoulders alone. lark doesn't blame sparrow or henry, he only blames himself. would he jump at having a family to fix his mistakes? no.
but sparrow would.
so sparrow takes that burden from him. sparrow has hero when he is twenty, and lark gets to be the cool uncle who helps around the house and hero blames both twins equally so we know they did this together. sparrow doesn't want to lose lark again, he doesn't want to be himself, he adapts to rebecca's views because it's easier than admitting that maybe he shares some of the same- definitely makes him marrying a vegan centrist make sense, right? he can use rebecca as a scapegoat and it Works. his own personality gets shafted in favor of being the same man twice with lark, he bottles everything up, he disapproves but never says as much.
and he fucked up with hero. clearly, he knows that. hero has a regular life now at a private school with a job and an internship and she's a massive dweeb and i don't think any one of you could look me in the eye and say that lark approved that. it was sparrow's decision! and we know what lark thinks about sparrow's parenting: i need every one of yall who truly believes that lark would be a better father to normal to go and relisten to normal's introduction scene in ep1 and then to the end of ep24 again where lark explicitly tells normal that being the mascot is a waste of his time when he could be learning "actually useful" skills (like hunting and survival- and yall still think sparrow was the one having hero kill deer?) and that he's too soft-hearted and naive and that is sparrow's fault for being too nice. normal would not be the same kid if lark was raising him and that is NOT a good thing lmao
all of this to say. i am so tired of people understanding lark's nuance and understanding grant's nuance and understanding the s1 dads and their nuance and how their trauma fucked up their relationships with their kids and yet sparrow is the one yall bash every other week repeatedly without ever wondering like. huh. maybe it is strange that his actions now don't hold up against his actions in the past. maybe there's something else going on that is consistent with literally every other aspect of his character. it is so tiring to go into his tag and see the same things over and over and over again repeated on loop every time we see sparrow's actual personality slip out beyond him perpetuating the "same man twice" persona. he's nuanced! they're all nuanced! and that's a good thing!
sparrow's biggest issues are his complacency, the way he upholds decisions that might not really be the best decisions because it's easier. his love for lark and his desire to fix things clouds his judgement and yeah, that means he goes against his own morals frequently; or at least, he did. so far in the season though, with how he's treated normal being in the line of fire and getting into his mess, he's definitely already realized this and is putting in the work to ensure that normal doesn't go through what hero did- something that lark is not doing. sparrow's also been the best towards the other teens consistently, the most willing to listen and change his perspective (as demonstrated again in ep24- really i just think people need to relisten to ep24!) and he's definitely not the best dad but that can be said not just about all the kiddads but also about literally every dad in this podcast, because that's what this podcast is about. thank you for reading and i hope i don't have to make this post again in a few weeks <3
#dndads#kasey rambles#dndads spoilers#sparrow oak garcia#i didn't even go in sparrow's tag this episode because i KNEW the vibes would be rancid#its actually genuinely frustrating to be unable to go into your favorite character's tag because people are being consistently shitty#i can pull out the receipts too don't fucking test me#sparrow's very easy to misconstrue because we only see him through normal and normal is VERY prone to overreaction#and we know this about normal because we see how he reacts to link and taylor All The Time#we can accept that normal's overreacting with link and taylor because we can see their viewpoint but sparrow's an npc#so we don't explicitly know whats going on inside his head#and i acknowledge that he's Not the best person lmao have the twins ever been good people?#but i still feel like lark gets CODDLED in comparison to how sparrow is treated#lark to me is like. he makes shitty decisions out of a desperation to be the one in control#and when they backfire it justifies his own self-loathing#sparrow only reinforces this which is. not healthy and why i keep calling for a twin divorce#but that doesn't mean sparrow's the one at fault for those shitty decisions lmao?#anyways. sorry for the rant and for how wordy this is im very fucking tired and grumpy
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oh come on, where’s my option to join forces and two team them? or cheer her on from the sidelines even. chie can wreck shit actually i don’t want to deny her that
#didn’t even have enough courage to hold her back i just HAD to step in#this just kinda sucks. it’s moderately Off#there’s just this nasty misogynistic undercurrent here#chie can fight her own battles. i wish i had the option to support her in them instead of taking them for her#this really rubs me the wrong way cause it feels like it’s a step to the left of doing anything interesting#chie’s learning the wrong lesson for this to be an (intentional and purposeful) example of misogyny she faces#and it’s too misogynistic to be ‘fighting isn’t always the answer and you’re not alone anymore’ like it’s trying to do#why is she thanking me i didn’t do shit. if anything i slighted her. this is simply not very good#rambles#p4g posting#this isn’t quite downright rancid but more than anything it’s just not very good writing#everything once she apologizes (which she shouldn’t do) feels like a completely different beat#chie i’m so sorry you’re in persona 4#i feel like i’m gonna have said that about every teammate
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My Slugcat Designs
gaze upon the glory of my slugcats, i have gone full mollusk :)
feel free to use with credit! also show me if you do hahaha
fun design details/headcanons under the break
edit: find out why they're all tubemammals instead of felines here
All of them are mostly Smooth Creatures, no fur in sight. Also all of their limbs can be retracted into their bodies because slug. They each have a maximum of 3 fingers and 2 toes, though some have none at all. They are all toothless and instead possess radulae. Some have beaks and some don't, but I haven't decided which ones. The hunter is the only one with a confirmed beak. Beaks are all dark in color.
Monk is Tall because I said so. Lonk. Also I noticed its tentacles are slightly larger than survivors. Also I like the tall little sibling thing because it's funny to me.
Survivor is very average all around. Maybe slightly on the short side.
Hunter is squid. That is all (Not really). Hunter is an absolute beast and I really liked the idea of rotating colossal squid hooks instead of claws. Also squid worked really well for its long legs form :)
Edit: As its rot progresses, its orangey color fades (read: parts of its skin start peeling off) and it becomes pinker like its ingame sprite until it becomes that sickly pink of Hunter Long Legs!
I thought the Spanish Dancer really invoked the tattered ribbons of the explosion spears. Also I know it's an aquatic slug and Artificer is terrible in water but I think the flailing to swim around really fits it haha. Also its a skunk because of the whole chemical weapon theme.
Gourmand is an absolute unit. It is very round. I don't have much else to say about it.
I love axolotls but they're overrated, so instead of having the gills of everyone's favorite neotenic Mexican salamander, Rivulet is an octopus. It can use the pink tentacles around its face to hide its big silly eyes if its scared. It can also stretch them out to look bigger. the space in between is webbed, just like in an octopus, though the webbing is not always visible when the tentacles are folded back or in a relaxed position. It has suckers on the back edges and can twist the tentacles around if it wants to use them to grab or hold something near its face. Its arms and legs can extend to great lengths but they cannot support Rivulet on land very well so they usually stay short then (or will only push it up a short height). A siphon on its underside lets it move faster underwater and it may spray water with it playfully.
Spearmaster is also very long like Monk. The spears are pulled from underneath the shell rather than straight out of the tail.
Saint is a sea sheep, complete with the silly closely placed eyes. Its "tongue" is just a tentacle. Also it's short. And a raccoon because I just felt like it fits.
Nightcat is a scaly-foot gastropod because I said so. I think that since it's a pretty mysterious creature it can get a pretty mysterious feature, though with a generally basic silhouette.
Enot/Inv/???/whatever you wanna call it is just cuttlefish. A wild, crazy creature whose colors, shape, number of arms, and texture are never consistent. It is dense and will not float well. Usually its tentacles and limbs have a bit of a curl to the ends.
I think a flamboyant cuttlefish was perfect for its design, and I chose a yellow mongoose because a) silly creature and b) it's not actually a mustelid so it kinda fits how incredibly weird this guy is.
and that is all, hope you enjoy my slugcats.
#slugcats#rain world#rain world slugcat#slugcat designs#mollusctelids#dop's slugcats#rain world headcanons#rain world downpour#rain world downpour spoilers#slugcats are polecats#slugcats are mustelids#slugcats are slugs#trashmann treasure#rancid ramble
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i have a document where i write random scenes for my AU right,,
and i had an idea for a quentin and peter interaction (i wrote it but i'll summarize here)
context will take an entire 200 words so i'll just say this:
quentin tells peter where he got his love for acting, he was a scared teenager and acting let him be someone else--someone brave and well-liked
peter, a young man who literally does that same thing for a living is like.. oh.. damn
i looooooooove parallels between peter and his villains, ik doc ock is the most obvious one but i WILL find ways to relate the others too
aka quentin kinda represents (for now) what peter could have been if he gave into the glory of power, as that's kind of all mysterio cares about is the fame associated with the illuuuusion (of course) of power
maybe i'll post it out of nowhere if i feel like it
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"Do YoU rEaLlY tHiNk TrIp AnD tPoL wOuLd HaVe MaDe It As A cOuPlE?" Yeah, actually, I do. I think if T'Pol hadn't been pushed into the arranged marriage she would have come around pretty quickly. I think Trip was already ready to make that next step. Both of them are opening up to each other's cultures by the 4th season of the show. They were smitten on more than a physical level. They were psychically linked. I 100% believe they would have made it and also I believe in the power of love so you can write that down too.
#just rambling here#seeing a lot of rancid twitter takes lately#idk everyone is welcome to interpret the media as they like#but I like to think they would have figured it out eventually#maybe they were doomed by the narrative idk#but I can see how they would work it out
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The absolute horror of someone being in love with me is truly a nightmare. It's only happened twice because I'm a complete weirdo in the least endearing way possible and I am not attractive at all because I put no effort into my appearance. But still it is horrific
#personal ramblings#first time was when i was like 7 or 8 and had a friend who had a crush on me. i knew. everyone knew. i did not acknowledge it#again we were like 7 so nothing really happened. we stopped being friends due to unrelated reasons and then he bullied me later on#now the second one is one big rancid can of worms#it was an online friendship that i got out of not long ago#it was an absolute mindfuck for other reasons (my poor judgement and thinking i could fix them only for them to make me worse)#well they caught feelings and i didn't know i was aro back then but i was in a relationship and well they did not take no that easily#but let's not air someone else's dirty laundry#there is a lesson to be learned and it's that i am not a therapist
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The best part of being back in a fandom with weekly episodes is the chaos and spec between episodes. I love seeing what everyone is thinking and then watching the episode and seeing what was right and what was completely wrong.
It isn't meant to be serious, it's meant to be fun.
The worst part about being in a fandom with weekly episodes is that people sometimes take spec and fan theories too seriously. They get these ideas in their head and then when the show does something different they get upset at the show and the person who came up with the theory.
If you're reading spec and getting so attached to it that you're upset at the show, stop. Spec is spec and most of the time it's wrong because we aren't working with all of the information that the writers are.
If you read spec and you get upset that it was wrong and feel mislead, you need to take a breath and maybe go outside. No one on tumblr dot com is saying they know what's coming next. We're all just fans theorizing (unless one of you is secretly the show runner and in that case please come talk to me I have so many questions).
Canon is always better than spec because it's canon. It's the writers and show runner (and actors) putting in all this work to make something for us. They know the general idea of what's coming in 5, 10, 15 episodes and we have no idea. They know the general plan for the next season. They have information that will never make it on screen.
No amount of watching the show and reading interviews will ever get us that level of knowledge because we aren't in the room. So let the spec and theories be what they're meant to be - a fun way to fill the time between episodes and engage with other fans.
#Rant in the tags incoming#this has been on my mind lately#because i've seen so people getting nasty on anon#and sometimes even in the tags and in public#it's a silly little show#if it's making you this upset maybe stop watching#or stop going online for a bit#talk to a person in real life#because I know most of you would never say the kind of rancid shit you say on anon to another person's face#/end rant#han rambles#911
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Maria dropping everything to nap in Silent Hill 2 was the most relatable shit ever like I don't care that you're being chased by the horror I'm sooo eepy
#cheez rambles#maria silent hill#silent hill 2#// i mean yeah she's not real so she's abnormally relaxed/reacting weirdly to things but SHE'S 100% ON IT!!#// gotta snork mimimi in the most rancid bed in hell on earth you've ever seen
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Look, well all know Andrew reads but GUYS (and I cannot emphasise this enough)
These are library books. He…he goes to the library.
This is the purest and most adorable thing. My entire world has been flipped and I can now see the horizon.
(I know these pictures are old but still I love it)
#Andrew Garfield#andrew garfield reads and I love it#andrew garfield my beloved#andrew garfield au#rancid rambles
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