Golden Queen: Behold the might of me, the Golden Queen!
Wallop: (thinking) Wow!
Lightning Rod: (thinking) Wow!
Torch: (thinking) Eh, she's not so hot.
Golden Queen: (to Wallop and Lightning Rod) Thank you boys~
Golden Queen: (to Torch) YOU WISH YOU LOOKED THIS GOOD!!
Torch: By the Ancients, she can read minds?!
(Golden Queen punches Lightning Rod in the face)
Lightning Rod: (in pain) That'd be a yes...
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Since Flynn won the Tumblr Sexyman Poll the second time, I’d be cool so see him on a podest, holding a cup while the 2nd and 3rd place winners are next to him, quite dissatisfied
This is such a silly idea i started and ended up doing a finished drawing.
Funny that Flynn won twice even though he is not classic tumblr sexyman material, gays keep winning I guess.
GG folks tho that poll was stressful to watch.
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Group B, Round 2, Poll 5:
Propaganda under the cut
Golden Queen
She turns people into gold for talking back to her and wants all the gold in the world
Dennis Reynolds
He is the MOST gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss. He literally came up with the Dennis System, lies about his identity to get sex, money, attention, etc (see Frank's Back in Business), he catfishes his roommate and has phone sex with him to really drive home the grift, he acts stereotypically gay to get more tips when the Gang runs a gay bar for an ep. He is also generally insane and absolutely slay. I think any character from IASIP deserves a top spot, but Dennis truly takes the cake for being a gaslighting, gatekeeping, girlboss because he is COMICALLY evil.
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Skylanders headcanons I thought of myself 
- Since Roller Brawl is a vampire, I feel like she would be the same age as Mavis from Hotel Transylvania. Both 118
- Ro-Bow, Drill Sergeant, Blaster-Tron, Starcast and Drobit are non-binary and go by they/them
- The Golden Queen’s full name is Golda Apple Valencia 24k Aureate
- Wash Buckler has 3 hearts
- Astroblast is a crystal alien
- Fire Kraken and Freeze Blade are the youngest in the Swap Force
- Mysticat is transgender 🏳️⚧️
- Star Strike and Starcast might be cousins
- Blast Zone is non-binary and goes by he/him or he/they
- Flameslinger is Vietnamese 🇻🇳
- Ember is a fire jinn (Jinn are kind of similar to genies but they can’t grant wishes)
- Barbella is a crystal golem and a lesbian
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Wolfgang: I’m sorry kid, you want me to what?
High Five: Well, Wolfy- Wait, am I allowed to call you ‘Wolfy’?
Wolfgang: 'Wolfgang' is fine, kid.
High Five: Right, I guess that would be kinda weird what with the whole ‘exile’ thing…
Wolfgang: Look, kid, I’m getting arrested here. You mind getting to the point?
High Five: Oh, right, yes, I guess you would be in kind of a rush considering your circumstances. Uh, look, I just have this music studies 101 paper that’s due like, eugh, tomorrow and, as you can imagine, music’s not really my forte, I’m more into aeronautics and that’s beside the point- Look, your dossier on the cultural impact of rock is revolutionary and, honestly, if it wasn’t for the fact that you’re a wanted terrorist, you’d be one of the biggest faces in the field, so I was wondering if I could leverage you for some…. uncredited help?
Wolfgang: ….
High Five: …Please?
Wolfgang: (tearing up) ...You think my work is revolutionary?
High Five: Is that a yes? Cause I can see the Trap Masters coming with the paddy wagon.
Wolfgang: (openly crying) Y-Yeah, sure kid, whatever…
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Blades: (punches Golden Queen in the face)
Golden Queen: Gah!! Damn it!!
Blades: Answer the question, Goldie!
Golden Queen: You little brat, you’ll pay for this!
Blades: (starts choking Golden Queen out) If you know what is good for your health you will not make me ask again, now answer the question!
Golden Queen: Alright, alright!! …The three branches of government are legislative, executive, and judicial.
Blades: (letting go) Damn it! I knew I got that question wrong…
Golden Queen: (struggling to breathe) Wait a minute, you already took the test?!
Blades: Man, shut up! The fuck are you still doing conscious?! (punches Golden Queen’s lights out)
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Dr. Krankcase: (mixing an alchemical brew) Hmm, yes, an interesting reaction.
Echo: …Bro, did you just mix oil and water and call it an ‘interesting reaction’?
Dr. Krankcase: You?! How did you get here?! How did you find my lair?!
Echo: I’m smart, and you’re basic.
Dr. Krankcase: I am not bas- What do you want?!
Echo: Well, I got a chemistry paper due tomorrow and Mags told me you’re apparently a great alchemist but, from what I’ve seen, I already know more than you. I’m out of here.
Dr. Krankcase: I’m a great alchemist! I know things! Where are you going?!
Echo: To go talk to- Get off me, man- To go talk to Pop Fizz or Bad Juju or any of the other ten million potion experts in Skylands.
Dr. Krankcase: But I know thi-!! Okay, I guess, just… forget I was here. Don’t tell Eon about us!
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