Truly the puppet history season finale we deserve

I WAS SOBBING AT HIS WHOLE LAMENT

HOW DOES A PUPPET HAVE ACTUALLY JOY ON HIS FACE? I DON’T UNDERSTAND BUT THE JOY OF SEEING RYAN AGAIN IS THERE ON HIS FACE

This is exactly what I tuned in to see today thank you Watcher

So, how we feeling about that finale

Who knew we all would be here one day

Puppet History S1E1/S5E5 - The rats are talking about Steven Lim

ep 6 after credits scene

"hey, it's alright. you can't stop what's coming."

that finale huh

oh great the puppet show made my lose my mind and cry

shane in unsolved/ghost files: unnervingly fearless, irreverent, acts like a cartoon villain, called a demon/psychopath/robot, etc.

shane in puppet history: what if we didn't characterize the Chicxulub asteroid as a destructive aggressor bent on ending life on earth but instead as an innocent bystander just as inescapably bound by cosmic forces as we on earth are? how would it feel, going through it's entire existence falling through the infinite void and then to have its last moments to be filled with the vibrant, awe-inspiring beauty of earth hurtling up towards it? would it be joyful? nervous? or would it be just as terrified of its inevitable end as all the doomed little creatures below? 🥺

also shane in puppet history:

I may be going out on a limb I may be wrong but I am taking the firm stance Concupiscence "Connie" McNasty is NOT just the substitute's name that is 100% the professor's full legal name and I'll tell you why

1. Shane Madej, when delivering the package, read halfway through the name and went "Oh, Connie" and turned to the substitute in recognition. Shane Madej, via his estranged producer status, seemingly does not know that the substitute is a hologram like he has thus far regarded the substitute as if he is 100% the living normal professor back under strange circumstances. The professor is canonically on Shane's payroll Shane KNOWS his real name Shane has seen his SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER if "Concupiscence" was completely different from that name there would be way more visible confusion

2. The substitute did not, inbetween careful planning to peel a guy and obtain a genie lamp, name himself fucking Lust McNasty

Look now they match!

Puppet History season 1: cute lil puppet teaches his pals about weird events throughout history

Puppet History season 5: Ryan fistfights an evil hologram who’s trying to make a skin-suit out of him, eventually yeets said hologram through a window, and wishes for a crafty genie to save The Professor from being obliterated by the meteor that killed the dinosaurs and bring him back to the present so he can make amends for trying to kill the lil guy