Ok, so IDK how canon the ages we have for when the Hazbin crew died is, but it has been giving me massive fucking brainrot.

But not only that, but also the match up of their ages and the eras in which they died.

There was a point in time where Alastor, Angel Dust, and Husk were all alive at the same time.

Assuming "mid-30's" means 35, it means that since Angel died in 1947, he was born in 1912.

Husk dying at 75 in the 70's means he was born in the 1900's or maybe even the late 1890's.

Alastor being in his 40's when he died in 1933 means he was born in the 1890's (roughly)

So from 1912 (ish), to 1933 all 3 were alive at the same time.

At the time of Alastor's death: Alastor was in his 40's, Husk was in his mid 30's to maybe early 40's, and Angel (or rather Anthony as we know his human name) was about 21.

Also all 3 experienced the great depression. Husk and Angel experienced WW2. Theres a chance they both fought in the fucking war!

That twisted villain kind of love where he’s already decided you’re his, and you just need to accept that.

The kind of love where he grabs you by the back of your neck and shoves his tongue down your throat, reveling in the sounds you’re making even if you wanted to stay quiet.

It doesn’t matter that you’re choking and protesting, the flush on your face and the gasp for air when he leans back is all he’s looking for. You can spit on his face and he’ll lick it off before pulling you into another invasive kiss.

You can scratch and beat on him the entire time, please do struggle against the inevitable. He’ll dine on your resistance and acquiescence in equal measure. There’s so little space between Monster and Master, but he’ll push you over that line in time.

i don't remember seeing if someone uploaded the splash art @polterinklings did for revelations that malin uploaded on the forums back in nov so here! for everyone to admire because it's an excellent piece of art. :3 i wrote a quick alt text image description to go alongside it.

Don’t even THINK about bringing a gun to this knife fight.

so are we all going to pretend like we didnt see these ?

Dick van Dyke and Sally Ann Howes behind the scenes of the most amazing kiss Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968).

Hi o/ I was reading your Retribution guide (seriously, amazing work and I can't thank you enough for doing it) and noticed this question: "Whether these limits mean it is possible for other stats, i.e. clues, to go above 100 or into the negative, I’m unsure." Just in case you're still wondering: it is in fact possible! Stats have no upper/lower limit unless special code (as with scar and suit_wear) is added to enforce them, so clue stats can and do reach those values.

Thank you. I plan the same for Revelations. Oh, to finally have that answered. I've not dabbled in creating anything using choicescript; this is good to know. Probably quite handy in the future if stat checks are anything to go by. I still advise to keep track of everything for that reason.

I decided that Rick Danko (from The Band) looks like Pedro Pascal: a study

ibispaint my old friend

george lucas handed an overwritten mess in and then the fandom + otherwise involved creators in the extended universe and other supplemental media have spent the last decades ritualistically dissecting it and reworking it’s constituent parts into some of the most fascinating worldbuilding you can get. and the average person has no knowledge of this and just watched disney completely fumble it within an hour and a half of their first title crawl in The Force Awakens and proceed to completely fall apart within the next 3 hours . and that’s just what star wars is to them

A New Heaven and Earth

1 Then I saw a new heaven and a new earth, for the old heaven and the old earth had passed away, and the sea was no longer there. 2 Also I saw the holy city, New Yerushalayim, coming down out of heaven from God, prepared like a bride beautifully dressed for her husband. 3 I heard a loud voice from the throne say, “See! God’s Sh’khinah is with mankind, and he will live with them. They will be his people, and he himself, God-with-them, will be their God. 4 He will wipe away every tear from their eyes. There will no longer be any death; and there will no longer be any mourning, crying or pain; because the old order has passed away.”

5 Then the One sitting on the throne said, “Look! I am making everything new!” Also he said, “Write, ‘These words are true and trustworthy!’” 6 And he said to me, “It is done! I am the ‘Aleph’ and the ‘Tav,’ the Beginning and the End. To anyone who is thirsty I myself will give water free of charge from the Fountain of Life. 7 He who wins the victory will receive these things, and I will be his God, and he will be my son. — Revelation 21:1-7 | Complete Jewish Bible (CJB) Complete Jewish Bible Copyright 1998 by David H. Stern. Published by Jewish New Testament Publications, Inc. All rights reserved. Cross References: Genesis 17:8; Exodus 25:8; Exodus 29:45; Leviticus 26:11; 2 Samuel 7:14; Psalm 89:26; Isaiah 25:8; Isaiah 35:10; Isaiah 51:11; Isaiah 52:1; Isaiah 55:1; Isaiah 61:10; Isaiah 65:17; Isaiah 66:22; John 4:10-11; 2 Corinthians 5:17; Hebrews 12:27; Revelation 4:9

aaa i got my facial hair lazer'd today and it was also the first time in a long time that i've smiled at myself in a mirror

I wonder if this guy thinks. Shut your mouth !!!

I agree with you @houseofbrat​ when I saw eugénie's interview, I thought she's really hungry for the press, that's why you saw her in the meghan and harry documentary. She can't accept her place in this hierarchy, she has no role and she won't have a role in the future, she won't be able to eclipse Catherine and even less the Cambridge children. When I read the energy of Beatrice and Eugenie: I remember being shocked by Eugenie's behavior towards Jack there were problems in their marriage, Jack had just lost his father who had just become a father (who needed advice) and I was reading the tarot cards and I saw eugénie asking for more attention from her because Andrew was in trouble. She didn't let Jack mourn properly, since she pissed me off (he's nice guy, but it's never enough for her)

For Beatrice, I feel sorry for her, she is not very smart in trying to help her father but most of all I hate Andrew for his behavior but I really don't like Andrew's obligation to demand loyalty from his daughters. When I read the cards, it read like this / Beatrice has become the adult in the family, the parents of these parents. A strange dynamic that her husband Béatrice understood well and that he tries to influence indirectly (still from my cards) to give the apprentice but to take a step back because YES!!! Andrew must take his responsibilities not his daughters but this guy does not understand anything so....

I will not be surprised by a divorce because of ANDREW and its problems and its consequences.

&@%! Squad in the dungeon casually bearing witness to whatever tf divorce court circus shenanigans are unfolding before them like

Tentative fic update either tomorrow night or the morning after!!