Another Queen Being Pleasant In Public 🫣😬

They’ll Never Get Hungry

I was bag shopping at the mall yesterday, and the song “The Way” by Fastball came on the radio. It’s one of those songs that I feel has been ingrained into my consciousness purely from radio play in places of commerce. Something about the chorus stuck out to my ears, and I took the liberty to look the song up only to learn that it was inspired by a news blurb about an aging couple who took off in their car only to be found dead at the bottom of a ravine weeks later. Anyone in the mall could’ve done the same as me with the ease of their phones, but they didn’t. It was just pure white noise to the rest of them. Nothing was offbeat or sinister; life was happening as usual.

Just a regular day at the dying Boscovs anchor whose facade hasn’t been updated since 1989.

In fu*king public

Nah, I'm mad. I was at the discounter just now and there was a woman with her daughter. The first thing I've heard was the daughter saying "But I don't want to be the whole day with you, can't I be with my dad" with the mother responding "Now you could be with dad some time in the week" - "Like three days a week?"

I'm not proud to have listened in like this, but it was just an obvious brow riser. Minutes later me and the both of them are standing waiting on the counter and every single word this "mother" speaks is loud asf and the girl was just talking in this silent perfectly volume voice. This woman was buying 2 things exactly a 4 shots worth of liquor and a .5 lemonade, silent yelling at her daughter the entire way through at every slight thing she did.

I wish I wouldn't have witnessed that.

I can't get rid of their lice.

I mean, I almost can. But my daughter has such intense sensory issues she won't let me comb them out, or use heat with the blow-dryer to kill them.

I've now done this seventeen thousand times. The endless laundry. Picking through their hair. Combing, disinfecting, changing sheets, switching out stuff animals.

I want to cry. In fact, I am crying at the playground while my daughter runs around collecting ever more lice and occasionally coming over to kiss my cheek. Maybe to share her lice.

hey everyone on the internet: can we actually just all agree it is NOT OK to film people having a psychotic break and then post it online and mock that person? Can we just - not do this?

Taken 2/2014.

Does this place ring a bell, meme and viral video lovers?

NOTE: PLEASE ARRIVE AT THE AIRPORT AT LEAST 3 HOURS BEFORE ANY INTERNATIONAL FLIGHT!

Cataloguing an Altercation Involving a Security Guard, an Angry Man, Some Shop Staff, and a White Pitbull

Went over to the shop Ran out of bin bags, cheap ones are shite Found them on the end of the aisle Shop folk had moved them, not told me

Some bloke is screaming to Bossman about his dog Boss doesn't want them shopping here Dog's feet leave the ground, mounts blokes shoulder Pitbull looks like a clueless, smelly baby; causing issues

I want to pay but the argument is gripping The angry boys swear, dog looks guilty Doubt he gives a shit really Queue for the self-checkout

Paid for the liners and some gum £4.85, Christ The three are still at it when I go Dogman smells of Lenor

literally can’t think abt anything else other than your fic

anon i love u & i am so glad i am not alone bc they literally haunt my every waking moment 🫶💕😭💞

(tysm for being so nice & reading my stupid fic here’s another snippet feat. remus being hot in a club)

(warning: unedited first draft-level writing under the cut don’t hold me accountable if it reads clunky i’ll fix it later i promkse)

if i uh. deactivate don’t be surprised 👍

need to be in the middle of the woods/at the park, like rn,... immediatelyy

Street Walker 

 https://www.instagram.com/beebillings

everyones fine with you being mentally ill until you're too annoying or disruptive abt it

✲ "I don't even have anything I can wear on a date. Why did I say yes!?"

do you ever get so incredibly angry that you cease to be a functioning human being and are instead replaced with an enraged chimp piloting a human body.

another day, another blocked by a user i have never interacted with