Taylor: If it's a concussion, you have to keep Merrick conscious, okay? Ask him questions.
Shayla: What's seven times seven?
Taylor: Stuff he knows.
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listen, i wasn't put on this earth to be "normal" about merrick and princess shayla. i was put on this earth to think about them every single day and how tragically doomed by the narrative they were.
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My Roasting of Power Rangers Wild Force: disc 4
Huh. I was wrong. Animus got much, much worse. Show of hands, did anyone actually LIKE Kite?
I know that every Ranger with a Wolf theme is legally required to have a 'Go it Alone' episode, but was there REALLY a point to this with Merrick? This was not only something that felt incredibly forced, but also just...dumb. Although his showing true affection to the pub owner was nice.
Master Org confirmed Nice Guy Incel. Who did not have to wear that bald cap, but apparently did it for the bit.
Annnnnnd we continue with Max being played up as Team Child once more. Just gonna throw this out there to appease myself: he was absolutely an only child, probably homeschooled, DEFINTELY over eighteen, but in that weird place where he's so socially awkward that he hasn't even kissed someone yet and doesn't know how to interact with his teammates beyond being the voice of hope and excitement.
Money down, the only reason they had Ransik get half-blown up by three powerful beings and undergo REVERSE mutation was so they could show off Vernon Wells being fucking sexy.
I rolled my eyes so hard at the "fight" between Shayla and Merrick over their "music date" that I think I gave myself vertigo.
*Throws a wrench, an axe, a lawn chair, and a whole ass piano at the writing staff and directors* NO to Alyssa being made into a furry to beg at the feet of a gross monster! SHAME ON YOU!
Okay, did we ever get any background into how Jindrax even HAS a brother? What?? How??
JINDRAX IN A BUNNY SUIT THROWING KNIVES!!!!
*pokes Princess Shayla with a sharp stick while she sleeps on the ground* This is a really fucking stupid defense mechanism. How are you not dead?
*gently cups Jindrax and Toxica to lightly kiss them on their cute little heads* You continue to be the absolute best part of this series and I don't give a damn what anyone else says. Jindrax, your inferiority complex when it comes to yourself and yourself alone is stellar; and Toxica, you are the boss bitch that we don't deserve and Taylor WISHES she could have been. *MWAH*
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Very tired rn but something something, Princess Shayla being genuinely alarmed + concerned at how the other orgs treated Jindrax and Toxica. Like yeah they're enemies and all that and they keep attacking her rangers but she was truly shocked/appalled when Toxica was used as an Org Shield and when Master Org ordered to have Jindrax destroyed. Also that convo between Shayla and Toxica where she points out that Toxica is clearly being used by the others and that they have no regard for her. It's a small thing I guess? But I really do like how Shayla saw two enemies being treated terribly by their own kind despite being so loyal and was like 'wow that's really fucked up' and expressed worry about it.
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Their baby was a girl and she named her, Princess Shayla. medieval babies are terrifying
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Cole: Ah, it's the forest. You see someone running through the forest covered in blood you're not gonna bat an eye. You’ll probably just be like, "As you were".
Shayla: That's not how the forest works.
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i love to think about when the wild force team was just shayla, taylor and alyssa (before max and danny joined) and all the #justgirlythings they got up to like:
alyssa teaching shayla basic martial arts forms for self defense
taylor and alyssa taking trips to the library together so alyssa can do her homework while taylor meticulously typed up her ranger regulation handbook
shayla playing pranks on taylor by sneaking flowers into her workout braid when she wasn't looking
alyssa and taylor sparring while shayla keeps score (but actually just cheering for both of them)
taylor drawing detailed hypothetical battle plans into a notebook while alyssa makes suggestions of various degrees of helpfulness depending on how impish she's feeling
in conclusion, wild force ladies prequel when???
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