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ladykissingfish · 1 year

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plssssss can you feed us some Itadei it’s my favorite ship 🙏🏽🥺

*Deidara, going to Itachi’s room*

Deidara: Oi, red-eyes; are you ready yet?? We were supposed to —

Deidara:

Deidara: What the hell?

*Itachi slowly turns around, decked out in full-Anbu uniform, mask included*

Itachi: Oh … hey …

Deidara: Are you … are you playing dress-up?

Itachi: No; I found these in my trunk and wanted to see if they still fit. I’m surprised they do, it’s been at least 8 years since I’ve worn these things.

Deidara: I like the mask, hm. Not really the rest of it though. You have too many open spots, you could be stabbed really easily.

Itachi: Any Anbu who gets stabbed “easily” isn’t really an Anbu. It’s — I — *suddenly bursts into tears*

Deidara, startled: H-hey! Relax, Uchiha, I didn’t mean —

Itachi: It’s not that! I just … I wish I could go back to being young again! Before everything changed! Before — before —

Deidara, gently: Before you killed your clan?

Itachi: *nods; takes off the mask and wipes his eyes*

Deidara: *hesitates, then sits down next to him, putting an arm around his shoulders*

Deidara: It’s okay, it’s okay; calm down, hm. You’re okay.

Deidara: *stands up* Let’s go and get some dango.

Itachi, teary-eyed: But … but we have a mission …

Deidara: Hidan owes me a favor; I’ll ask him and Tobi to do it instead. *holds out his hand* C’mon, you evil-eyed bastard. Hey, wait … you know what would be fun?

Itachi: Fun?

Deidara: *looks in Itachi’s trunk* You’ve got more than one of these Anbu outfits … let’s wear them, and tell the owner of whatever shop we go to that we’re on a secret mission from The Hidden Leaf, to find the best dango shop in the country. I bet they give us everything for free!

Itachi:

Itachi: *smiles and puts on the mask* I like the way you think. We could —

Kakuzu, suddenly in the doorway: Have you got a third outfit in there? I could use some free liver from that one cafe up the road.

Itachi and Deidara:

I’m sorry it’s not exactly romantic but I have a hard time writing love-ItaDei. I hope this makes you happy. Thank you for your ask 😊

#ask #itadei #itachi x deidara #itachi uchiha #deidara #kakuzu #anbu itachi #pretty soon everyone starts trying to borrow Itachi’s uniform to get free eats 😅

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