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killch0pdeluxe · 5 months
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daniel mullins i curse you for making me become obsessed with your games again
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internetskiff · 5 months
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I so normal I love a pony island 2
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Okay so from the details we know so far about Pony Island 2 it's compared more to "the Hex" than "Inscryption" BUT "there's a card game in there somewhere". What interests me a lot is the Earth Prison. My assumption is it's either an entirely seperate underworld OR it's the underworld under new management after the Crusader unknowingly broke the Devil out of the original Pony Island Arcade Cabinet.
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I believe this is the guy in charge now? I'm not well versed in Chinese mythology, but a quick search DOES reveal he's a real deity, a god of death.
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What interests me is the "Ten Kings of Hell" thing. Is it possible we're gonna meet those aswell? Could they be the new Daemons, or something similar?
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Core Files definitely continue to be a goal of ours, and HOLY SHIT, either we're gonna be seeing the original Daemons return, or perhaps this time the Ten Kings will act as the new protection system for the core files. I don't really expect any other DMG characters like P03 S-do or Rebecha to return since this is set in the underworld and they're, well, living world videogame characters. BUT there's a definite possibility we could see the Daemons make a return. Maybe some Gamefuna shenanigans could be afoot, though! I'm wondering where in the timeline this will all fit. Both Pony Island games seem a bit anachronistic - the first game had you play as a Crusader, and this one has you play as a Nomad, but in both cases the underworld is shown to be advanced enough to have it's own software and technology. Logically speaking, both games would probably be on the farthest end of the Mullinsverse timeline? I assume? So logically it'd be like Pony Island 1 -> Pony Island 2 -> Inscryption in development, Kaycee's burning -> The Hex -> Main Events of Inscryption. I'm so fucking hyped maaaaan I didn't even think Panda Circus would ever happen. I assumed if a Pony Island 2 were to actually be announced it'd be something else. It's really awesome to see how far the game's come since it's original reveal way back in Pony Island 1. Can't wait to see what Daniel Mullins has in store for this one
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Scooter Legacy 2020 - generations 1-9
ya know, I was gonna make individual posts about the old generations of this save, since they're coming here from their old home on dreamwidth, but I'm really lazy so we'll just go with the one. a primer post. why not.
for a bit of background, I started this save in the middle of the start of the pandemic, right after completing another legacy, and I blasted through this thing in like, 2 years? I had never felt so fuckin productive. let’s ignore the fact that stopped playing for 1.25 years after generation 8 though. okay.
to the shock of nobody, each colour-coded generation had some story that eventually just devolved into pure gameplay. listen when i tell you i'm a one trick fuckin pony, i mean it. here's what happened:
Generation 1: Percy Scooter and Sebastian Park. my founders. Percy was the sheltered only child of a rich old Chinese woman who hired Sebastian to be her butler and personal service worker. awkward enemies to lovers plot ensues. they had 2 kids: Ollie (who died as a child) and Josie.
fun fact: I was looking at my timeline and it makes perfect sense that Percy's mother, Francie Chen, would've been the younger sister of Chen Ruiyang (Lucky Legacy). they even had the same last name. so I made that canon. duh.
Generation 2: Josie Scooter and Matangi Silva. childhood friends. Mat left town to become a vet, and Josie tracked him down to continue their fledgling romance they had as teenagers. they also had a fuck ton of animals, one of which was the iconic Mayor Whiskers. they had 1 kid: Randy.
Generation 3: Randy Scooter and Collin Pix. Randy, Collin and Ripp Grunt from TS2 were roommates at a college that psychologically broke down students before selling them to aliens for Nefarious purposes. it was kind of a lot. they ran away to Sulani and had 3 kids: Willow, Xander and Landon.
Generation 4: Landon Scooter and Toro Katalunan. childhood friends that reunited as adults that tackled off the grid living together. their friendship and eventual romance persisted through awkward misunderstandings and island ghosts. they had two children: Kai and Sully.
Generation 5: Sully Scooter and Ori Delgado. Ori guided Sully through the jungle in the search of a cure for the genetic condition they were born with (I also brought this up during my flop reclaimed roots legacy). kissing ensued. they had three children: Luca, Brianna, and Damián.
side note: I also started a side story about the Strangerville mystery that coincides with this generation. this family went on to spawn Dakota Dinh, co-founder of the Lucky Legacy. it's all circular y'know?
Generation 6: Damián Scooter and Hari Rotan. I fucking hated this generation because it was Eco Lifestyle. I don't remember the story and I don't want to. they had two kids: Laila and Yasmin.
Generation 7: Laila Scooter and Kawahara Koichi. Laila, a giant fucking twat, goes to university and makes enemies with everyone except the anti-social weirdo that loves robotics. then they terrorised Evergreen Harbour together. they had one child: Xavier, who they sorta neglected ngl lmfao
Generation 8: Xavier Scooter and Fayrouz al-Dimashqi. my FAVOURITE! generation. Xavier, a traumatised individual, moves to San My and has his icy heart opened up by the warm and welcoming Fayrouz. unfortunately, he died before his time, leaving Fayrouz a widow. they had one child: Kaleb.
Generation 9: Kaleb Scooter and Natasha Deleon. Kaleb and his gf Jaesha, family vloggers, are pressured into a wedding for their viewers, which is being planned by Natasha, Kaleb's childhood friend. they run away together from Kaleb's livestreamed wedding. they had three kids: Aaron, Evan, and Naomi.
which leads us to where we are today, with Naomi and Taryn forming Generation 10, and Dexter about to launch Generation 11. let's see where this goes next!
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cringelordofchaos · 7 months
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Non-animated shows: Stranger Things, Umbrella Academy, Dark, Only Fools And Horses, The Modern Family, Sesame Street,
Comics: Sonic The Hedgehog (IDW)
Animated movies: Sonic The Hedgehog (1996)/Sonic OVA, The Last Guest, Nimona, The Lego Movie, Equestria Girls (all parts), Moana,
Non-animated movies: Sonic The Hedgehog + Sonic The Hedgehog 2 [i guess, I feel obliged to like it since I'm a sonic fan], Avatar, Alpha,
Webcomics (all available on WEBTOON!): Blooming Season, The Last Dimension, Unfamiliar, Jackson's Diary, North Korean Kid, Heartstopper, Is chair still in the park?, Ghost Eyes, Meow Are You?, The Recloseted Lesbian, War and Tea, Hyperfocus, Erma, Emmy The robot, Post Harbor, Spellward Bound, The Little Trashmaid, Of Aliens And Cacti, MAX has AUTISM, Hollow Kid, Aurora Borealis, Always Human, Will There Be A Tomorrow? (H), High Class Homos, Everything Is Fine, Home Sweet Ghost, Notumare, Heartstopper,
Books: The Name Of This Book Is Secret (all 5 parts), Hobbit, Ana, Teo, Warrior Cats (general),
Music creators: Radiohead, Rex Orange County, Laufey, bo en, Jack Stauber, Jay Vincent, Kaden Mackay, Olivia Rodrigo, if I was 9 again the only person on this list would be Alan Walker (I don't care about his music anymore), Pink Floyd, liana flores, Your Favorite Martian,
Gacha Stories: Boy With Bad Luck, Girl With Good Luck, The Music Freaks episodes 1-11, Shy Family, Shy Family PART 2, Lesbian Liar part 1-5, A Walking Disaster, Fated Sisters, A Beautiful Tragedy, The Mute Tomboy, literally anything made by Hxnnah rlly,
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Languages (both real and fictional)(I only actually know some of these)(still learning): ninjargon, dovahzul, spanish, japanese, serbian, english, na'vi,
Things I'm planning to get into : Zoology, crocheting, Terraria, The Lego Movie: The Sequel, The Wilds, Warrior Cats, crafting, Nimona (comic), Notumare, The Mechanisms, Dark, Inscryption, The Adventure Zone, DELTARUNE, Teen Wolf, Solitaire, Sonic X, Good Omens, Voltron, The Amazing Digital Circus, Steven Universe, Oblivion, Star Vs The Forces Of Evil, MineCraft StoryMode, Percy Jackson, the pink corruption,
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Things I plan to get into again: MLP;FiM, Ninjago,
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ST - William Byers, Eleven/Jane Hopper/Byers, Jonathan Byers, Robin Buckley, Joyce Byers, Lucas Sinclair, Dustin Henderson, Kali Prasad,
PTR - Jammer Lammy, Parappa The Rapper, Katy Kat
STH - Sonic The Hedgehog, Miles Tails Prower The Fox, Mimic The Octopus, Whisper The Wolf, Sticks The Jungle Badger, Amy Rose The Echidna-Rascal (personal hc),
TOH - Luz Noceda, Agustus Porter, Edalyn Clawthorne, King Clawthorne, Lilith Clawthorne, Philip Whittebane/Belos (do not excuse his actions whatsoever), Enzo Gabriel The Collector
Amphibia - Marcy Wu, Sprig Planters
OMORI - KEL/KELSEY, OMORI, SUNNY, MARI, THE MAVERICK/MIKHAEL, PESSI, CAPT. SPACEBOY,
SS - SpongeBob SquarePants
Minecraft - Creeper, The Ender Dragon, Herobrine, Enderman, Wolf, Fox, The Wither
RBLX Flicker - Eduardo, Rita, Mikah, Amethyst, Adora, Amani
TMNT - Michelangelo!!
TLH - Luna Loud, Lincoln Loud, Lenni Loud, Lucy Loud, Clyde ??
TD(I) - Noah, Izzy, Dawn, Ezekiel
Ninjago - Jay Walker, Nya, Zane Julien, Akita,
WEBTOON TLD - Alex Hill, Phillip Maxwell, Anne Marie De Delle
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STH - blazamy, whispangle, sonknux, sonadow, sonic x no one, kittails, amy x no one, stickmy, sticknux (but in a very specific modern sth way), sticks x no one, sonjet, shadisper, etc
TMF - ooo boy... milliot, jailey, hailia, drake, laisy, saisy, dailia, dadie, jaisy, jenry, drew x no one, drakailey, henriam, ladie/salia, platonic draisy, platonic henria, more xx
PTR - sunny x no one, parappa x matt, parappa x pj berri, parappa x no one, etc
Ninjago - lava, plasma, techno, jaya, bruise, opposite, pixane, glacier, harumya (?), lloyd x no one, cole x no one, nya x no one, qp mud, etc
TD - noco, gwourtney, nowen, breoff, bfffls, dizzy,
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virgin island's dwarf gecko, blobfish, horses, roosters, unicorns, wolves, anglerfish, immortal jellyfish, lion mane's jellyfish, okapis, rats, reek stonefish, doves, pigeons, vultures, cats, echidnas, frogs, star nosed moles, naked mole rats, moths (they seek the light which only further strays them away from life, the truth), spiders, rock doves, blue jaya tongue skinks, australian ghostsharks, aye-ayes, goblin sharks, dragons, whatever the fuck atla's momo is, lemurs, squirrels, flying squirrels, capybaras, OMG I JUST FOUND OUT FLYING LEMURS ACTUALLY EXIST THEYRE CALLED colugos, gerenuks, jabirus, jaguarundis, japanese spider crabs, jerboas, pangolins, potoos, thorny devils, snakes, black cats, vampire squids, northern stargazer,
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As someone who loves Inscryption despite its flaws I GOTTA know: what are your thoughts on its faults? I've seen you vague post about it and I'm so curious (also, hi!)
hiiiii :3 Lovely to see you reach out after you seeing you always pop up in the tags :D
To be clear, I still like Inscryption despite its flaws. It’s *interesting* as a piece of art, and that’s way better than a game that just technically checks off all the boxes of being playable. Like, I’ve been able to write several thousand words’ worth of a video essay script on this game, covering both the good and bad. It’s that fascinating to me.
Since I don’t want to unload 40 minutes’ worth of text on you here, I’ll just say my main thesis is that the game brushes up against a ton of genuinely cool ideas, but the developer never seems to notice them because he’s too married to the way things were done in Pony Island, and what people who like Meta Games expect. And Inscryption keeps so much info in the dark that you only realise this at the end.
The genre shifts are the biggest sticking point for me. If you know the developer already (or have watched someone else play the game), you’re perfectly fine with them being there. But if you’re someone like me who played the demo and then jumped in blind, you’re going to be burned by the shift to act 2 (and to Luke), which is nothing you would expect from the wonderful aesthetic act 1 mostly relies on. Even though I *like* both act 1 and 2, I kind of have to like them for separate things (i.e. a beautifully haunting roguelike based off forest folklore vs a deckbuilder exploring the worst art-kid polycule divorce you’ve ever seen).
The culmination of this is Kaycee’s mod, which I love, but is an implicit admission that the creator didn’t actually know his own strengths. An endless mode to only one third of your game is not a common thing to add in after launch, especially if you’re not early-access.
Then in act 2, outside of its lore, the game’s theme becomes the idea of games as art. The Scrybes are both multi-faceted characters in their own right and proxies of game design philosophies.
Leshy is the visceral experience of being in another world, while his actual game is pretty janky. Grimora is pure fun (which is a great contrast against her death aesthetic). P03 is the very specific way some designers get obsessed with game mechanics above all else and produce the most mid games you’ve ever seen. Magnificus is spectacle to the point it’s stupidly hard to actually play his deck.
Throughout both takeovers, there are always items or mechanics from the other Scrybes popping up. The stand-alone campaigns are arguably better than act 2 because they’re much more focused, yet Leshy and P03 both still can’t escape the influence of their colleagues.
This is all extremely interesting characterisation and commentary on game design that all goes unsaid. And as much as I dislike Luke Carder’s plot, I’ve spoken before about how the themes his story touch on would be a fantastic fit for that meta-commentary.
All this is great, self-contained within act 2. But the way the finale (and arguably act 3’s more lore-based segments) are written afterwards implies that wasn’t intentional at all. The culmination of this game is that all the Scrybes get deleted and go out in a sudden bombastic finale like in Pony Island and then 😱 maybe this guy shouldn’t have looked for secrets… Because now he’s dead IRL…
And it’s like. Okay? Sure. That looked cool I think. But what is the point of the story then, exactly?
So much happens in so little time in the finale. The writing is basically speedrunning all 3 of the remaining Scrybes’ arcs, and then has to reveal the OLD_DATA affecting Luke, and then has to show him getting killed. And you still don’t know what’s going on.
Then you go looking online for secrets and read that actually the evil glitch thing that was mentioned maybe twice in act 2 was important, and was the entire motivation for the plot. Also everything’s technically linked to the dev’s other games.
And I just. Do not think that is interesting at all, compared to the more carefully designed, and more character and theme-driven stories.
Daniel Mullins' work is unique in how whole-heartedly he includes meta elements, and I just think it's a shame he didn't take the opportunity to explore further beyond his usual comfort zone, as you might've expected from how different Inscryption's aesthetic is to his other games.
It should also not have taken that long to get to the point if the main story was a straight-forward evil artefact plot. Which the creator has already done in a more concise game years ago.
I think Kaycee’s mod tackles a lot of Inscryption's main issues, and I’m loving its smaller plot and more consistent pacing more than whatever the fuck was going on with Luke. But objectively I think it’s a big ask to force people to go through like. Everything after act 1. So they can play a potentially better version of the game.
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ask-healthy-light · 7 months
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From 8 o'clock in the morning on Friday to 8 o'clock in the evening on Monday, I was away from home for the longest time yet, as this weekend was GalaCon at a new venue in Waiblingen, Germany, a long distance away from home; but almost exactly 2 months to the day since I left the hospital, I headed to my second ever Pony Convention, which was simultaneously the biggest Pony Con I had visited yet!
Though I managed to keep my mind focused and my heart calm, and I did not let the rapidly shrinking frame of time I had to board get me down, it is rather surprising how many little things can add up so quickly, and leave me with only a few minutes to run to the other side of the train station; but I made it onto the train, and found a seat, until shortly before I arrived at the transfer station.
Quick thinking saved me a load of heartache, for although the escalators to the platform were bust, one flight was blocked, and, for some reason, there were no stairs to make it there, I made it down to another part of the platform, and ran into the train with moments to spare; and after reassuring friends and family, I met my friend at the very next station, and from here, we travelled together.
There were a number of connections we had to make, about which I kept informed at all times, though when we arrived in Venlo after finding that our desired train was delayed, we leapt aboard another, which had also been delayed, and made it to Mönchengladbach on time for the right train to Cologne; and since we had time to spare, we chatted, and ate, and stood, and waited until the train arrived.
It took some time to board, but finally, after a close call with supervisors telling screaming kids to alight, we sat down in our cabin, where I could rest my mind, and we waited for the long journey to Stuttgart; and on our journey, Bas and I spoke of books we had read, and beings beyond knowledge in tales of Lovecraftian origin, a genre in which I have actually written short tales, a few times.
Riding over hills decorated with castles and through tunnels past rivers and steep orchards, we had made it to Stuttgart at long last, where it took me some time to figure out German public transport in this part of the country; but I managed to create an account, and purchased day tickets for both of us, before we set out to the centre of the city, as Bas had requested we stop by the Lego Store.
After a terribly long walk to the S-Bahn, a very short trip to the city centre, and but a couple of minutes of walking further, we made it to the Lego Store, where I could see Bas' eyes light up with joy as he carefully dashed around the displays and shelves; but I spent some time to let folks know where we were, and where we were headed after this, as neither of us had yet arrived at our hotels.
Fortunately, Bas had found what he sought, our trip to and in the S-Bahn was but brief, and we were on our way towards Fellbach and Waiblingen, where both of our respective hotels were; and after two short bus trips to and from Bas' hotel, we headed to Waiblingen one stop further, and to my hotel a stone's throw across the road from the station, where we found ourselves in good, familiar company.
Since we had chosen to head to the Biergarten Schwaneninsel to meet up with other, we headed to the bus stop, where the greatest moment of the day took place, as we met my friends, Joel and Ember, by surprise, and we just ran to each other for such deep embraces; but they went towards the venue for pizza, whereas Bas and I went to Swan Island, where we ate, and drank, and met many familiar faces.
It took us some time to leave, as we frequently stopped for or were stopped by friends over a short distance, but the night was growing old, and we had to return to our hotels; and back at the S-bahn station, I wished Bas a good night, told him to stay safe, and returned to my room, where I finally met Michael, Railway Dash, my roommate for the weekend, and gushed about the great journey thither.
And to think, the event had not even started yet…
(Thanks for reading this bonus! I'll be writing more about GalaCon over the next few days, so keep an eye out if you're interested!)
Part 1/8
Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 Part 5 | Part 6 | Part 7 | Part 8
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npdclaraoswald · 2 years
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Barbie Movie Horses Ranked, AKA: Jesus, I Forgot How Many Fucking Horses Their Are and I'm Still Probably Forgetting Some, Part 1
Coming to you in parts because Tumblr has a 10 image limit. Inspired by this post, but unlike it, not based soley on design. Role in the story will be factored in, as will the personally when present
Nutcracker, Marzipan
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5/10- Marzipan is the first in our long line of "horses that only exist so we can sell a carriage toy," but she has a name, and I Iike it, it fits into the sugar plum theme. Loses points for being weirdly skinny- girl's got to pull four people across an entire sea, she needs muscles!
Rapunzel, Botticelli
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7/10- that's a good looking horse! I have no idea why he exists, I don't even think Rapunzel has a carriage set, but I like his name and his design is a significant improvement on Marzipan's
Swan Lake, Lila
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10/10- lesbian icon!!! We love an idiot who gets stuck on every bush she passes but also manages to find the savior of her kingdom based solely on vibes. Loved her spunk as a kid and I still do
Princess and the Pauper, Hervé and other
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9/10- listen I don't know why I love Hervé so much, but I do. He's always been one of my favorite Barbie animal companions and while his face design is weirdly off putting, I find it charming anyway. The other horse looks fine but I hate her headgear
Fairytopia, N/A
Magic of the Pegasus, Brietta
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10/10- lesbian icon 2! She looks great, a well rounded face and the most realistic looking body of a girl horse so far, not making any part of her look too skinny to function well as a horse. I love her tiara and it's so fun that it plays a role on the story. All this said, girl we have got to get you a therapist, how are you fine after being a horse for at least 16 years?
Magic of the Pegasus, Other
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7/10- pretty good for our first pony. I know there's more horses in this movie, but they all share either Brietta's design or this one. The sunset colors are cute on the ponies and overall they honestly look better than the Kellys
Barbie Diaries, N/A
Mermadia, N/A
Twelve Dancing Princesses, Derek's horse
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5/10- a good looking horse, but I don't really have anything else to say about him. Even thr movie finds him disposable
Magic of the Rainbow, N/A
Island Princess, Horse that only exists so we can sell a carriage toy
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3/10- nothing wrong with them, but they don't need to be here and they're very plain to look at
Mariposa, N/A
Diamond Castle, Glimmer
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4/10- I have no memory of this horse, but she came up on Google when I was looking for the carriage horses, which I couldn't find. They're clearly just reused Brietta models though, so they do get all the points she did from aesthetics alone
A Christmas Carol, Horse that only exists so we can sell a carriage toy
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2/10- don't need to be here and weirdly proportioned. Either their necks are too small or their bodies are too wide, either way, I don't like them
Thumbelina, N/A
Part 2, Part 3
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Heyo!!! pinned post time yippeeeee
(definitely do NOT check my #bitchart tag and reblog literally every single one of my drawings haha that would be terrrrible wowwww)
(Also DEFINITELY do not go follow @askthewheatleyverse and send me a million asks nooooo)
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This intro might be changed and/or outdated at any point. I am a teenager and still figuring myself out. This is literally the identity crisis stage of life. Dont be alarmed if Im completely different tomorrow pls :)
My name is Bitch, and you can't stop me. :) (Alternate names include Gunnar, Demonic and Static)
I am a minor. I can interact with adults but like. don't. be a creep, the block and report button is there for a reason bud
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Bisexual and has a VERY fucked up gender. What's my gender? WHO KNOWS BITCH IT SURE IS IN EXISTANCE
I can draw. Sometimes. And also write. S. Sometimes not really
I like to like. Write up media analyses however you say it and reviews so watch out for those. I'm not like a professional critic or anything though. I just have a lot of thoughts about silly funne robors
I'll probably post a lot of stuff about my OCs, they'll be tagged and shit but watch out for THOSE absolute jumpscares. And also maybe interact and reblog anf gib your thoughts too because that'd be very encouraging and wowowo,,,
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Interests list: Portal 2 (biggest interest, very important to me!!!), FNAF, The Sun And Moon Show, Bendy, Inscryption/The Hex/Pony Island, Spiderverse, Phoenix Wright (have only gotten through the first game so far, working on the second), TAWOG, Among us (i am aware of how funny that is), HLVRAI/RTVS, Team Fortress 2, Garten Of Banban (fuck the euphoric brothers), Adventure Time, Tattletail, and Billie Bust Up!
Weird brain things I have: Autism, ADHD, Anxiety, Depression, DID, RSD, Misophonia, the point is my brain said fuck you and gave me every disorder known to man. I might also have BPD, but I am not sure yet and need to look into it more.
Anyways come hang out with me if you feel like you're ready for the torment
(You can also check out my A03 here. They’re just for funsies and writing practice :) )
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rxin3akamallory · 8 months
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Howdy!
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(I am Taiga Aisaka irl lol)
I finally decided to make an intro on this account because it’s inconsistent as hell even though it’s my main one.
But yeah hello!
I’m Mallory (people call me Mal a lot) I’m a goofy ahh autistic 21 year old
She/Her are my preferred pronouns, but I’m okay with They/Them as well if it’s easier for you to use.
I’m biromantic/asexual
I’m not in college but I’ve been working for nearly a year now! It takes up half of my time but I’m still free decently often.
I like to draw, write, make OCs and self inserts, play video games, sing and listen to music. I sometimes post my art and characters occasionally but not often on here. (I should tho)
This is my main tumblr where I used to post strictly Finding Nemo related posts but my fixation had faded out since 2021 (I still love the movie and it’s sequel but it hasn’t been my main interest anymore)
Here are my other tumblrs if they’re interesting enough to take a look at.
Second tumblr: @rxin3srandomthoughts
Meme tumblr: @rxin3smemes
Aesthetic tumblr (kinda defunct now): @rxin3saesthetics
Stim tumblr (the one I use most often besides my main): @rxin3stims
I have a large DNI list on my stim tumblr, but I’ll put a general one here too. It’s also in my bio:
DNI if:
A nsfw/k!nk blog
Racist
Homophobic
Transphobic
Ablelist
And a personal one, if you romanticize serial k!ll3rs or sh00t3rs. Big on the latter because of personal trauma and because that monster has been romanticized here before and on other platforms on the internet and I find it not only disturbing and horrifying but also disrespectful to the victims, their families, and the survivors.
If you fit under any of this criteria, you will immediately be blocked.
A lot of my content is OC related, so here is a list of ‘em!!
Self Inserts (1)
Self Inserts (2)
Self Inserts (3)
Moodboards: 1, 2, 3
Self Insertmas 2023: Day 1, Day 2, Day 3, Day 4, Day 5, Day 6, Day 7, Day 8, Day 9, Day 10, Day 11, Day 12, Day 13, Day 14, Day 15, Day 16, Day 17, Day 18, Day 19, Day 20, Day 21, Day 22, Day 23
Self Insert Birthday Countdown 2024: Day 1, Day 2, Day 3, Day 4, Day 5, Day 6, Day 7, Day 8, Day 9, Day 10, Day 11, Day 12, Day 13, Day 14, Day 15, Day 16, Day 17, Day 18, Day 19, Day 20, Day 21, Day 22, Day 23, Day 24
I also have a lot of special interests and fixations! Here’s a “small” list of a majority of them to get to know me:
Non film/tv:
Tennessee (Gatlinburg/Pigeon Forge specifically!) Literally my comfort place. I love when I get to visit sm!!)
OneRepublic (My favorite band!)
Littlest Pet Shop
Bunnies!
Film:
Wreck-It Ralph (only the first film)
Frozen (mainly only the first film)
Big Hero 6 (also the manga and the tv series)
Encanto
Finding Nemo/Finding Dory
Cars (1-3)
Onward
Guardians of the Galaxy (and the tv series and the 2021 game)
(Current fixation! Rocket is my bf fr /hj)
Jurassic Park/Jurassic World
The Florida Project
Madagascar (1-3)
Rise of the Guardians
Ice Age (1-4)
Rio (mainly the first film)
Sing (mainly Sing 2 only)
The Mario Movie (2023)
Vivo
The Muppets (specifically modern, 2011-2015)
TV:
The Fairly Oddparents (Seasons 1-5)
The Powerpuff Girls (1998 only)
The Office (US only)
My Little Pony (I haven’t finished it Friendship is Magic, I mainly fixate on the 2017 movie and the 2021 film from Gen 5)
Bluey
Fish Hooks
Green Eggs & Ham (Netflix)
Smiling Friends
Thomas and Friends (before CGI era)
The Peanuts (I didn’t know where to put it so it’s here lmao)
Video Games:
Animal Crossing (Mainly New Leaf and New Horizons)
Mario Kart (Mainly 7 and 8)
Mario Party (Mainly Superstars and Island Tour)
Animal Jam
Detroit: Become Human (My favorite!)
Cuphead (I never finished the show but I should)
BlazBlue (Mainly Chronophantasma and Crosstag Battle. And the anime Alter Memory)
Arcana Heart (Mainly 3 Love Max!!!)
Five Nights at Freddy’s (I don’t think it counts because I never played the actual games but I’ve watched so many play throughs)
Anime:
Studio Ghibli in general (I’ve not seen every film though)
Cardcaptor Sakura
Tokyo Mew Mew (I need to watch the reboot!)
Lucky Star
Toradora (my favorite!)
Madoka Magica (I need to finish Record! And I can’t wait for the next movie!)
Smile Precure (watched it because Glitter Force sucked)
Himouto! Umaru-Chan
The Quintessential Quintuplets
Rent-A Girlfriend
BNA: Brand New Animal
Fruits Basket
My Love Story
Ouran Highschool Hostclub
Love Chunibyo and Other Delusions
True Tears
Wotakoi: Love is hard for Otaku
Maid Sama
(There’s more but this is all I got in in my head rn)
Ask Answers!!
Well that’s pretty much it!
I hope you like my account where I occasionally post actual stuff and mainly reblog things from my interests lol
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black-dhalias · 2 years
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2000s Barbie movies
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So I may, or may not have spent my day yesterday listening to every barbie song, and then proceeded to rank them based on five criteria.
(1) Memorability?
(2) Aesthetic?
(3) Serotonin Boost?
(4) How Likely Am I To Play It Casually?
(5) Nostalgic?
Linked below is the playlist I created based on my ranking...
However, if you are apart of my niche, below there is a complete list + my rationale (will be controversial)
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Top Ten
These are the songs that score high in all categories...
Free -- Princess and the Pauper
I Need to Know -- The Island Princess
To Be A Princess -- Princess and the Pauper
How Can I Refuse? -- Princess and the Pauper
12 Dancing Princesses Theme -- 12 Dancing Princesses
Shine -- 12 Dancing Princesses
All For One -- 3 Musketeers
Keep On Dancing -- The Pink Shoes
Unbelievable -- 3 Musketeers
A Girl Like You -- Princess and the Pauper
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Still Good, but not God Tier
These are the songs that scored well in most areas, but in one or two areas it just didn't perform as well.
What If I Shine -- Rock N Royals
If You Love Me For Me -- Princess and the Pauper
Right Here In My Arms (reunion) -- The Island Princess
Here I Am (Keira Version) -- Princess and the Popstar
Do The Mermaid -- Mermaid Tale II
Can You Keep A Secret -- A Fairy Secret
On Top of the World -- Princess Charm School
Another Me -- A Fashion Fairytale
Find Yourself in a Song -- Rock N Royals
The Rat Song -- The Island Princess
A Cat's Meow -- Princess and the Pauper
Fashion Fairytale Theme -- A Fashion Fairytale
Rapunzel's Main Theme -- Rapunzel
We're Gonna Find It -- The Diamond Castle
Connected -- The Diamond Castle
You Can Tell She's A Princess -- Princess Charm School
Constant As The Stars Above -- Rapunzel
Shooting Star -- Starlight Adventures
Shooting Star (acoustic) -- Starlight Adventures
When We Have Love -- The Island Princess
A Brand New Shore -- The Island Princess
Two Voices, One Song -- The Diamond Castle
Get Your Sparkle On -- A Fashion Fairytale
Written in Your Heart -- Princess and the Pauper
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Fun At First
These are the songs that are good, but after you listen to them a couple times, I started scoring them lower than the first run through.
Jolly Ole St. Nicholas -- A Christmas Carol
Summer Sunshine -- A Mermaid Tale
Finale Mashup -- Rock N Royals
Wings -- Swan Lake
Gotta Get To Camp -- Rock N Royals
Love is for Peasants -- The Island Princess
Only A Breath Away -- Mariposa and the Fairy Princess
Unlock Your Dreams -- Rock N Royals
Hope Has Wings -- Magic of Pegasus
We Rule This School -- Princess Charm School
You're the One -- A Pony Tale
Believe -- The Diamond Castle
Queen of the Waves -- A Mermaid Tale
Soaring -- Princess Power
Look How High We Can Fly -- Princess and the Popstar
A Perfect Christmas -- A Perfect Christmas
Be A Friend -- Mariposa and the Fairy Princess
Wonderful Me -- The Diamond Castle
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Okay Songs... Not Good, but okay
You can listen to these every once and while, but in the wrong mood, it just irritates. Not terrible though.
At The Ball -- The Island Princess
Light Up The World -- The Pearl Princess
Mermaid Party -- The Pearl Princess
Always More -- The Island Princess
This Is Me -- Barbie Diaries
Here I Am (tori version) -- Princess and the Popstar
Note to Self -- Barbie Diaries
Strength in Numbers -- Spy Squad
What If I Shine (remix) -- Rock N Royals
Brand New Sound -- Rock N Royals
Girl Most Likely To -- Barbie Diaries
Real Life -- Barbie Diaries
Feels Like Love -- Barbie Diaries
Perfect Day -- Princess and the Popstar
Fate Finds A Way -- Barbie Diaries
Coolest Thing Ever -- Princess Power
Coolest Thing Ever (reprise) -- Princess Power
So Beautiful -- Starlight Adventures
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Will Probably Not Listen To
These are the songs that I did skip at least once in both rotations, and will probably continue to skip.
Champions -- Spy Squad
When You're A Princess -- Rock N Royals
Treasure -- Dolphin Magic
The Greatest Days -- Great Puppy Adventure
Live in the Moment -- Puppy Chase
Silver Lining -- Spy Squad
I Wish I Had Her Life -- Princess and the Popstar
Gotta Get To Camp (reprise) -- Rock N Royals
Raise Our Voices -- Rock N Royals
To Be A Princess/To Be A Popstar -- Princess and the Popstar
Here I Am/Princesses Just Wanna Have Fun -- Princess and the Popstar
All We Got -- Spy Squad
Princess and the Popstar Finale -- Princess and the Popstar
Well there it is...hours of work, and commitment, to decide that I still hate princess and the popstar...
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Donkey Kong III
Age: 31
Sexuality: Transsexual
- DK the 3rd is the oldest of the quadruplets of son DK Jr and grandson of Donkey Kong Sr AKA Cranky Kong and One of the many star children
- He is the leader of DK Clan and After going along what he has been though to Kongo Bongo and The Mushroom World, He was now crowned the new King of Kongo Bongo Island as its ruler and protector of The Island and The Crystal Cocoanut.
- A Member of The Mushroom League
- DK sees his nephew Diddy and his friend Dixie has a little brother and sister he never had. Donkey Kong did look after Diddy when he was a baby, 10 years later, They Stop the Kremlings for the first time together and After Diddy Kongs Quest, there bound was good then ever then before.
- DK along with Diddy Kong became good friends with Esther Kong and Lexie Kong scene it was like Uncle and Nepew with Aunt and Niece
- The Laidback did love to enjoy not just only Bananas but good ol Banana Cream Pie made by his Girlfriend Candy Pop "Candy Kong"
- DK loves to work out nearly at the Beach, A workout room, His Treehouse and A the Kongo Bongo Gym. His favorite workout were squats.
- DK and Diddy were the first ones to survie and finished Mama Kongs busnisuse by retreving the Yellow Crystal Banana in the secret temple.
- Unlike his grandpa, Donkey Kong was very good friends with Mario Jr "The Son of Crankys old nemesis, Mario Sr/Jumpman" alongside Luigi and Mara everytime they go for adventures, Go Karting, Sports and parties
- Over the years, DK had been protecting his home island from The Kremling Empire, lead by his arch nemesis, King K Rool. Who was always stealing the Crystal Coconut *Mostly*, Bananas, Precocious Objects and even him and his clan. He also fought the Koopa Empire, where he was rivals with Morton Koopa Jr.
- DK was unsure what happened tp the both of them after that fight, this makes Cranky take over his son's place as King. He tries to ask Funky and Swanky but they won't tell him. He watched at the top of Kongo Bongo hoping one day, Scar and His Father will return.
Diddy Kong
Age: 13
Sexuality: Staright
- Diddy is the son of Funky Kong and Uncle of Donkey Kong
- Diddy is dating Dixie Kong and also good pals with Esthers niece, Lexie Kong.
- When Diddy was 8 year olds Dixie meeting for the very first time when Chunky Kong comes over with younger Dix and Tiny. They became insepreal friends everscene rather than hanging out with his uncle for a change. After the events of DKC1 arc, Diddy told Dixie abut his big adventure and was into rapping and decide to have his own music career, alongside Dixie.
- During nearly at The End of the DKC2 arc, He along with Dixie was shocked and terrified who were have to face off his long lost uncle Scar Kong who just betrayed the Kremling Empire and preapers for battle. They were scared for the whole fight befor snaping back to their final battle to Kaptian K Rool.
- Diddy admires his uncle alot but yet suffers from Slight Self Esteem Issues
- Member of the Mushroom League
- Timber the Tiger's parents go on holiday and leave their son in charge of the island they live on, prompting him and his friends to organise a race. Their enjoyment is interrupted when a sinister intergalactic pig-wizard named Wizpig arrives at Timber's Island and attempts to take it over after having conquered his own planet. That is why Diddy along with Timber and the others worked together to defeat Wizpig.
- Before being captured at DK64 arc, Diddy got the insprarations of his dad and invented the Peanut Guns and The Barrel Jetpack were it was very useful for his adventures with his pals.
Dixie Kong
Age: 13
Sexuality: Straight
- Dixie was also 8 when she meet Diddy for the very first time and would become very good friends
- She was a bit younger, she have been learning how to have the ability to make her pony tail how to grab, hover with a spin and use her hair as a helicopter.
- Dixie first adventure was with Diddy when K Rool as Kaptian K Rool captures DK and the both risked their lives to Krocodile Island rescuing him and later DK and Diddy alongside Kiddy Kong. During her time adventuring, she indeed enjoyed the absolot thrill of adventure, making new friends and Achining her dream of being a rock star.
- Dixie has a friendly rivalry with her little sister Tiny. They would ether play pranks on each other or roast each other. Whatever it case, they would enjoy each other with their friends, Diddy and Lexie in the DK Clan and would work together to solve any case. Sometimes with an aid of an allie or 2.
- Dixie and Candy Kong were like a dou of sharing the same journey and adventure together as well playing video games.
- Dixie was taking surfing lessons with Diddys cool dad Funky Kong and was also enjoying the beach.
- Dixie was almost scared and half to defat when DK and Diddy almost died in outer space with Mario and his allies, so she's been focusing on improving her worth for the team. That is why Dixie was recently getting involved with the Koopa Empire.
- Dixie's favorite anime is Yo-Kai Watch alongside Diddy, Tiny and Lexie, Thanks to Mara showing it to her.
Donkey Kong Sr/Cranky Kong
Age: 68
Sexuality: Bisexual
- An old enemey of The Marios Father who suffred trauma when he was captured by the Travling Circus and recaptured by the hands of Mario and was the only one who hasnt moved on.
- Father of DK Jr, Grandfather of DK III, SK, FK and SK and Great Grandfather of Diddy Kong.
- His wife Wrinkly Kong died after DKC3 arc which left him devastated and hurting himself even more.
- Scene his return to Kongo Bongo Island and Jr's dissapearance, Cranky Kong was crown king until he evenly retired, due to getting old. Now a days, he has been finding and celling old junk and Brewing up Potions
- Knowing his Grandson Donkey Kong the third will be next in line for the throne, he was distend to put him into amount of training to make sure he and his Allie’s can be the best Clan they could be until he was ready.
- Usually he doesn’t let anyone one borrow The Crystal Coconut like Gill Koopa for an experiment for its magic unless he could get them to do chores or Watching over it while he goes out.
- Like the old Country Show and The Games, He would love to pull some pranks on the Kongs sometimes but mostly on Halloween to give them kids tricks. The only one who can outsmart him were Tiny Kong very year.
- Cranky mosty likely stayed in his cabin at his rocking chair, brewing up potions and protecting the Crystal Coconaut unless something or he ants to leave.
- Cranky mostly likes his bananas deep fried or have them on a kabbob.
-Cranky had a huge grudge aganst Mario Jr because it sets a reminder about his foe Mario Sr and along with Jr's Brother and Sister. Even though they helpped him out along with other Kongs sometimes but that didn't make a point.
Esther Kong
Age: 20
Sexuality: Pansexual
- When Esther’s father joins The Kong Clan as a guard before she and her siblings are born, she dreams about being apart of The Clan once she is older but life have other plans for her family, Moving out of Kongo Bongo Island when her older brother Buchin Kong and His wife Gallica Kong started to have kids. 10 years later, Her family decided to move back where Esther joins and Befriended The DK Crew.
- 5 years ago after Esther’s youngest nicece was born, She and Gallica would return to Kongo Bongo Island, were they try to retrieve the Crystal Banana. Gallica was killed in front of her at middle of the trail, forcing Esther to retreat, traumatized. She still loves doing what she do but also blaming herself for Her brother’s depression because of his wife’s death.
- Esther Kong was a fun aunt during her new home in a different island and Becomes close Buchin Kongs oldest daughter, Lexie Kong. After the death of Gallica, she started to become over protective and would beat the strudle out of any bad Kongs or The Kremlings that would hurt her 7 nieces and nephews. Plus a uncontrollable breakdown and rage!
- Before meeting Mario and his allies, Esther’s nieces and nephews are started hanging out in the Mushroom Kingdom with DK and his allies, She would become nervous about leaving the island again. She was later captured by The Koopalings alongside Cranky. After being rescued by Mario, DK and their friends along with defeating Bowser, She fell comfortable exploring The Mushroom World and making new friends. Her closest one was my OC, Gill Koopa.
-Her own best friend group is Mara and Amatory.
- Esther crossover friendly rival is Esther Winchester (Cuphead)
- In a relationship with Gill Koopa
Lexie Kong
Age: 10
Sexuality: Dont have one yet
-Lexie’s personality at was being a sweet spider monkey just being cared free but sometimes getting into bad situations with her brothers and sisters and usually ratted them out. Sometimes she does like a little fun.
- Lexie Kong not only immerse Esther but her mother mostly even though her to play the bongos and drums. After Gallica Kong was killed, she ends up in a huge depression as the same time that her dad had gone a depressed catatonic. Sometimes she had dreams about her and crying in bed. She will try to move on eventually.
- Lexie is not the only one who remembered her mother but the only one with orange fur.
- When her family moved to Kongo Bongo Island, Lexie along with The Konglings follows Aunt Esther to Cranky’s Cabian to get a job at the Kong Clan and meets Donkey Kong for the first time. Lexie would eventually meets new friends of DK’s esspally Diddy and Dixie as she fines them a very silly dou when they came to help her take care of her little siblings. It wasn’t long her father started dating again with a male kong.
- When DK and his friends take Lexie and her siblings to Spiral Mountain and the Mushroom Kingdom, Lexie actually enjoy the trying something new. She witnessing Gill Koopa was one of a few Koopas with a brains and kindness. After a while and Esther started dating him, She quickly excepts him as her God Uncle.
- During her first few days in Kongo Bongo Island, Lexie and her siblings first encountered King K Rool when Diddy and Dixie are helping her babysit them, when trying to get the Crystal Coconut. She was definitely afraid of him. She once found away to outsmart him but that didn’t last long.
- Lexie's favorite anime is Poyno
- The Mario Bros found Lexie Kong cute and suprised about when they saw wearing a purple L hat when they first meet.
- Her best friend group is Diddy, Dixie and Tiny
Funky Kong
Age: 31
Sexuality: Bisexuall
- Funky is the second youngest of the quadruplets. He was quite okay of not being King of Kongo Bongo Island because he would rather spend his time in the beach just surfing and would make a business in there as well.
- Funky is the Husband of Roxanne Kong and Father of Diddy Kong.
- After the disappearance of his brother Scar Kong and father, Swanky and he offically agreed to kept it a secret from DK because they know DK was the only one who will take the throne. Eventally Funky was be able to keep things cool and got back to his life for the future.
- Funky is fine with his son going on adventures with DK but sometimes worry him. He been on an adventure with Diddy along with DK, Dixie and Cranky once, when the Snow Vikings attack *Tropical Freeze arc*
- Funky along with his family lived on a beach were he owns a bar selling cold beverages of any type of fruit flavored or coconut shakes
- His favorite actavity to do while is was not at work, He just loves to surf at the beach. He specially loves felling his face of the air rushing on him as the sea carries him.
- He can go to work everywhere where he was needed thanks to his plane that he could deliver some things and help his Kong allies get to places where they needed to be.
- While he was growing up, He learns who to make mechanics where he works at a Mechanic Workshop years later, organizing, fixing, and creating vehicles and owns a Weapon shop were DK and his friends have to get weapons to defeat K Rools strong army. He continues with helping the Kong Clan including his Brother and Son whatever The Kremlings got under their sleeve.
- He was good pals with Gill Koopa and Snide for having sharp minds.
Candy Kong
Age: 29
Sexuality: Pansexual
- Candy was born with adoptive mothers who were a local band to earn a few bucks, which makes her interested into Music. alot of studying and basics the fun of Music even givving out Music Lessions, She then opens up her own Music Shop, selling instruments and giving Young Kong’s music lessons.
- Candy is one of the many top fashion modules of Kongo Bongo Island.
- Candy Kong is also a gamer, when she is not busy with her important routes, she must gets onto the on live stream gaming online multiplayer or just plays online versus mode. He gamer name is "Sweet n Sour queen 1984"
- Candy has a chilled out attitude like DK with no problem at all, unless she loss her cool on losing a game, Kremling are attaching her store or overwheling stuff.
- She has good friendship with Dixie Kong because they have so many in common when their on their foretime like surfing and jamming into music.
- Candy meets DK when she was 6 years old while DK was 8. Thoses 2 were very inspreal has little Kongs playing together. Many years later they started dating as very lovley dubbies. They even helped get Diddy and Dixie together (Triple Date 2) Episode 45 in
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Plot: “Few weeks after Mara joined her brothers
Kiddy Kong
Age: 6/1,2
Sexuality: Dont have one yet
- His first adventure was the events of "DKC3 arc" were he only met Wrinkly once before she died.
- Kiddy is a real prankster, He loves to pull pranks on his cousin and older brother along with any other Kongs even though he got pranked on himself.
- His favorite comic character is the Trickster.
- Kiddy sometimes can workout like Donkey Kong and Funky Kong, maybe get some tips.
- Dosen't throw temper tantrums anymore but does act like a sore loser at the times.
- Kiddy might be 6 but underestimate him then you wont have a good time by his strength
Tiny Kong
Age: 8
Sexuality: Don't have one yet
- Tiny is a silly little sneak who gose on adventures alone but then comes back safely and sound.
- Dixie has a friendly rivalry with her Big sister Tiny. They would ether play pranks on each other or roast each other. Whatever it case, they would enjoy each other with their friends, Diddy and Lexie in the DK Clan and would work together to solve any case.
- Tiny is the master of trickery when it comes to mostly for Halloween against Cranky *Inspired by @kjsteroids *
- Tiny ends up with PTSD over because of Mad Jack during the events of *DK64 arc*she decide to avoid clowns ever scene.
- Tiny loves the taste of Coconut Shake from Funky's Bar
- Tiny loves fashions designing with her partner in crime, Candy Kong. She wished to be a fashion designer someday.
- Tiny has here secret stash of Purple Bananas and Manga of Kirby and Sailor Moon Manga
Lanky Kong
Age: 18
Sexuality: Pansexual
- No one really knows where he comes from, sayong that when Lanky was a baby, he was left behind by his parents, who were rumored to be the Manky Kong's who left him behind nor just didn't want him due to his clown appearance. A lot would make scene after being forced to be kicked out because of their savage behavior.
- Lanky spent most of his childhood alone until he was brought in by the Kong Clan. They taught him everything he needs to know about the clan, but turns out life have other plans for him as he decides to have other Kong’s laugh at his antics.
- Whatever Lanky sees someone or somekong having a bad day, He just cant help but barge right in and just make kongs smile and brighten up their day.
- His favorite Movies that were anything related to be funny.
- His Close Friend is Eddie the Yeti
- Lanky's favorite game is "Fetial Piñata"
- Lanky loves spending time with his friends and family. Even helping them out defeat The Kremlings were just tricking them.
Chunky Kong
Age: 21
Sexuality: Asexual
- When Chunky was younger, he meets DK for the first time as he was looking for a new sitter while DK goes on a date with Candy, so basically, Chunky is the reason why Diddy and Dixie when they are 8 years old.
- Chunky might be a very strong Kong but has a gentile soul but when it comes to his friends, it comes a time for him to stand up.
- His favorite Shows he loves to watch were My Little Pony, Spongebob Squarepants and Sailor Moon *Kiddy cant stand Sailor Moon*
- Chunky carries little brother a lot but worries that he might get hurt sometimes.
- Sometimes whenever he gets alone and scared, Chunky most likely to play the traiangle to calm his nerves.
- Chunky does workout at the gym and strong enough to lift very heavy dumbbells'.
- Chunky's least Favorite Holiday is Halloween and his Favorite Holliday was Christmas
Swanky Kong
Age: 31
Sexuality: Straght
- Swanky was the youngest of the quadruplets, Unlike Funky, he's actually jealous that DK was chosen to be King of the island. He'll also find ways to get DK in trouble, even if it means getting everyone else in trouble. Once he got older, he decided to move on from his jealousy and focus on what he has for the future.
- Swanky is a married Kong and a Proud Father
- Swanky is very wealthy of the DK Family.
- Swanky owns a million dollar business Factory called "Fruit n Barrels" where they can have a factory filled with fruit. Barrels that have Fruit inside and sell them off for stores. Swanky had an army of employs to do the services well. He sometimes hire Funky to send deliveries with his plane.
- Swanky and his family lives in a Penthouse where his Factory is.
- Swanky is a master gameshow around the globe so he could make a quick bucks good and no cheats.
- Swanky has anger issues which his siblings take him for some kind of idiot. Even has Grandpa issues from Cranky.
- When The DK Crew *Donkey Kong, Diddy, Dixie, Esther, Tiny, Lanky and Chunky * are Doing or Not doing adventure of stopping the Kremlings, They would usually ask for help, but refused unless he have too. The main problem way being teased a lot and would sometimes take his things expensive or without permission and completely wrecked it. It's not just the some members of The Kongs he knows, but The Kremlings did it too as well.
- Swanky eventually get into a rivalry with Bluster Kong due to having a better successful company and have the temper problem.
- His favorite Gameshow was Japanese related and Much Funny ones
- Even though Swanky and Cranky have their differences, Swanky would help him to get out more.
K Lumsy
Age: 46
Sexuality: Asexual
- King K Rool's Younger Brother and A Huge softiy.
- King K Rool usally sends K Lumsy for his brute strength to destroy the Kongs of Kongo Bongo Island, But he refused. So at the start of *DK64 arc* He was then locked up and was told to stay there until he's learned to toughen up. Eventually, The DK Clan rescued him and Joins a part of the Kong clan.
- K Lumsy is born with a growth disorder, it is quite possable to fit in to the Kong Valley sometimes so he staed at the Many Peaceful Lakes of Kongo Bongo
- His Favorite meals were a Giant Fish or Cheep Cheep
Snide
Age: 36
Sexuality:
- Snide once worked for King K Rool, Now worked for The Kong Clan at the Mechanic Services at Kong Valley making oppreations and making new gadgets for The Kongs Missions
- He is a sly and shady super intelligent weasel who is very skilled with mechanics and is a little bit greedy.
- He is currently looking for a date.
- Snide was very good friends with Funky and Gill Koopa
Krunch
Age: 23
Sexuality: Straight
- Once a Narasissitc Jerk who worked for King K Rool before getting fired from
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Plot: “Few weeks after Mara joined her brothers
- Now on Good terms with Diddy and Dixie and formed a strong friendship with the Kong Clan and becomes their informant and double agent.
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stupid introduction
this is mostly a warrior cats blog, sometimes i might draw other stuff though
i go by any/all pronouns and i prefer to be called frog/oliver
my favourite characters are runningnose, firestar and yellowfang
warrior cats designs sideblog: @stupidwarriorkitties2 mommyclan oc blog: @eyeballpaw23 stimboard/hyperfixation blog: @stupidstimboards clangen blog: @maliceclan regretevator blog: @goingup-regretevator
My Toyhouse & Artfight
i have stopped reading the books after omen of the stars but i don't really care about spoilers.
oh and reblogs help me alot so if you do that thanks!!
my warrior cats sona!!
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Alternate Universes/AU Tags
#Housefire AU an au where Rusty loses himself in the clans, includes a rewrite of Kittypet culture and pride headcanons #FNAF AU fnaf movie au, Princess as Mike Schmitt, Cloudpaw as Abby Schmitt and Hattie as Vanessa Afton #UNSS/unnamed space story my own story (in space)!! #Hazbin Rewrite says whats on the tin, rewrite of the hell hotel show
My Fandoms Tags
Warrior Cats: Warrior Cats Mullinverse, (The Hex, Inscryption, Pony island/Panda Circus): Whatever Game from the Trinity Hatchetverse/Starkid: Starkid Rain world: RW FNAF: FNAF Percy Jackson: PJO Team Fortress 2: TF2 Regretevator: Regretevator Animal Jam: AJ
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Pony Island 2 has the potential to be the funniest DMG game ever methinks. If the Pony Island 1 Daemons come back Asmodeus would be so fucking pissed about it it'd be so hilarious.
"Death will be a great adventure"
> proceeds to come back in other games Satan has created
> is then dragged back to his original position
(bonus points if Buer is dragged back aswell for no discernable reason to make it even worse for him)
What if King Yan doesn't even give a shit about ponies which is why the new iteration of the arcade cabinet tries to stray as far as possible from that. He wanted to make a survival game. But then oops! Yeah the fucking Devil just escaped Hell. We need someone in charge of Pony Island! Stat!
So now he's forced to try and work his ideas into that mess of a game. He can't get rid of the Pony itself though. That's Satan's pride and joy. A testament to his game design genius. Nevermind that he's probably forgotten about Pony Island by now and is living it large as the CEO of a videogame company. Literally every single person that isn't the Devil fucking despises having to deal with Pony Island. Being assigned to that game is probably the REAL worst possible fate for a digital being, it's just that literally none of the Gameworks NPCs even know that game exists.
If being assigned to Inscryption is the NPC equivalent of Dreamworks employees being "Shreked" as punishment, Pony Island is.. dear god.. no, no I shan't say..
Let's just say Asmodeus suffered a fate way worse than a "Shrek-ing".
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Highscore Run - January 30th
Previous high score, new high score, place on the daily score board at the moment of finishing the race.
Bobcats Basic Parcours ? -> 0:37:36 4th
Wild Bobcats Parcours 1:07:37 -> 1:04:74 2th
Bobcats Jumping Parcours 0:23:92 -> 0:22:66 2th
Bobcats Elite Parcours 0:39:27 -> 0:38:43 3th
Classic Bobcat Race ? -> 1:19:43 2th
Xin's Butterfly Race Reset -> 0:18:68 No global rankings for this race
Ydris' Magical Circus Race Reset -> 1:35:94 1st!
Acrobatic Jumping Practice with Tai 0:39:22 -> 0:37:74 1st!
Alternate Acrobatic Jumping Practice with Tai 0:42:93 -> 0:39:82 1st!
Silverglade Derby 0:58:72 -> 0:57:39 2th
Silverglade Steeplechase 0:31:76 -> 0:31:08 3th
Annabelle's Classic Round 0:31:12 -> 0:30:58 2th
Paddock Island Prancer 0:47:87 -> 0:44:23 1st!
Jarlaheim Harbour Race Reset -> 1:05:82 1st!
Calm Greendale Parcours Reset -> 1:13:82 1st!
Greendale Parcours Reset -> 1:04:08 2th
Challenging Greendale Parcours Reset -> 1:42:89 1st!
Jorvik Stables Snakebite 1:45:22 -> 1:34:66 1st!
[dinner break! after this is where I started to rerun races if I didn't get gold after finishing, even if I did break my highscore]
Around Valedale Lake 1:43:86 -> 1:38:35 -> 1:35:11 3th
Pole Bending Apocalypse 0:48:58 -> 0:42:28 -> 0:38:51 1st!
Hidden Dino Valley Race 1:27:83 -> 1:19:66 1st!
Bunny Race 0:47:95 -> 0:35:90 4th
Pauline's Reversed Parcours 1:40:09 -> 1:28:80 4th
Garden Race Reset -> 1:16:47 4th
New Hillcrest Race 2:31:10 -> 2:18:80 2th
Pistachio's Gathering Mission Reset -> 0:42:15 2th
Tölting Race Reset -> 2:44:57 -> 2:26:93 -> 2:25:33 1st! (I was the only one on the board though.) I've sent a report to SSE, since I did it perfectly and didn't even get close to medalling. It is still set for generation 2, which has a way faster tölt than generation 3.
Pony Race Reset -> 0:52:39 1st!
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Random TotK Thoughts #2
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I've gotten a bit further, having completed one regional phenomenon, found a few more dragon's tears, and done some sidequests and exploring. I am having so much fun!!!
Specific things under the cut just to be safe.
-Something I forgot to mention in the first post, but how awesome is it that your horses carry over? I love that the devs included this little bonus. I spent so much time catching horses in BotW just for fun, so it's extra nice having all of my favorite ponies around for another tour of Hyrule.
-Where did Zelda find that gold horse though? How does a gold horse even exist in the first place? It even looks metallic with the way light refracts off of its coat. Bizarre. xD
-Penn's "Soar Long!" is the best/worst catchphrase ever.
-The journey up to the Wind Temple was great. Just climbing higher and higher, using the islands as "stairs" to reach the eye of the storm. I can't say I was very impressed with the dungeon itself though; it's an improvement over the Divine Beasts in terms of design, as it feels like it has its own identity rather than just repeating the same aesthetic as the shrines, but the puzzles and layout were very basic and once again, the goal was to activate five things. It's still a downgrade from a more traditional Zelda dungeon.
-I did like having to fuse a giant icicle to a broken handle though. That was a neat idea. And the Colgera boss fight was good and very fun, if a bit easy. I'd rate the whole sequence as like, a B overall, i.e. good but still has room for improvement.
-Tulin is cute as heck and his skill is useful. His headshots are even more useful (except when the enemy falls off an edge and I lose the drops, which has happened a lot). I've still found myself missing Revali's Gale a little though. :/
-I killed my first Frox in the depths on my mission to get Autobuild. It was almost completely dark since I hadn't found the next Lightroot, so it took me a minute to notice the ore deposits on its back. I kept shooting its eye and wondering why it was barely doing any damage, lol.
-Imagine my surprise when I ran into a Yiga down there, and then when Kogha showed up. I like how this is a "logical" way for him to have survived his confrontation with Link back in BotW. And that he's still an idiot who's easy to beat.
-Did Link just give Zelda his house in Hateno? (Also, I appreciate that the photo from the Champion's Ballad is still on the wall. Another nice little continuity touch.) Interesting though that the table is set for two but there's only one bed....
-After I visited Robbie at the lab and got the shrine sensor (finally), whom did I see casually flying by but Naydra! And man....I'm so psyched that you can actually land on the dragons now. I hitched a ride on her for quite awhile, and it helped me reach a couple of towers and scout for some other points of interest. And I harvested a few of her parts too, of course.
-I was surprised to discover that she goes into the depths (I assume Farosh and Dinraal do as well). I almost fell off when she started diving and then I realized we were entering a chasm. Neat!
-Also, I love how her body undulates as she flies, and she makes this soft purring/growling sound too. It's the little details like this that make the game world feel so real and immersive.
-Knowing now that Mineru tinkered with the Purah Pad in the distant past, I'm getting a headache trying to figure out if Sheikah technology derived from Zonai technology, or if it's actually the other way around because of time travel shenanigans.
-Also, you can't tell me that Zelda, the massive history nerd, didn't take at least one selfie with her great-great-great-great (etc) grandparents and many, many pictures of ancient architecture and technology while she was in the past. Somewhere on the Purah Pad is a hidden file filled with hundreds of photos that she took. Change my mind!
-I have a mighty need to know how Rauru and Sonia met and what their courtship was like. This two second interaction in Memory #2 begs for elaboration.
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(She hit him with a closed fist! The look he gives her just sends me, and then he rubs the spot afterwards like it bruised.)
-I like how Sonia's reaction to Zelda is basically, "I'm taking her home with me and adopting her."
-I'll confess to my idiocy that I didn't immediately notice that Rauru has three eyes; I thought its lid and lashes were part of his facial markings (tattoos?) until I looked more closely. Does he keep it closed by choice or does it only open as a reflex in certain situations? I'm guessing the latter since Mineru's third eye is closed as well.
-It's funny to me that he literally has hair down to his heels and his sister's hair is cropped so short it's almost unnoticeable under her ears and visor. xD
-Also, bless the animators for actually using Rauru's magnificent ears to show some of his emotions. The way they twitched in Memory #3 made me grin so much.
-I think I've figured out what the major plot twist of this game's going to be. It can't be a coincidence that Mineru mentioned a forbidden power of draconification and that there was a dragon that flew right next to the Great Sky Island to allow Link to descend to Hyrule, can it? Hmm...
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I'm glad I waited until the last minute to figure out how I felt about the games I played this year because there were some surprise changes right up until the end. I think I managed to get most things I played this year that weren't just demos onto a list and will have opinions on them.
There will potentially be too many to tag properly, but maybe I'll try linking the game titles to the tags and see how that goes, which should bring up any previous posts about them with more detail (although I still haven't finished updating all the old posts to the new tags yet as of writing this so they might not all work right away).
Also except for the final category stuff within each group isn't really in any particular order, and there's no hard boundary between some of the categories where I think everything in one is definitively better than everything in another (e.g. I think Aria of Sorrow is better than at least some of the stuff in the "pleasantly surprised category", but I liked it exactly as much as I expected to so it is where it is).
So starting from the worst:
Fate/EXTELLA LINK was the least fun I had with a game all year. It's like what if a Musou game felt worse to play and also had an extremely uncomfortable level of pandering to weebs and their waifus in the writing. Blech.
Diablo 2: Resurrected is literally unplayable without creating an account and being online even though D2 has always had offline single player. They don't actually mention this. I only have it because it was cheaper to get the bundle with D2 and D3 than D3 by itself.
Super Mario 3D World is the least fun I've had with a Mario game in literally decades. 3D movement with a fixed camera is awful. I still like the full 3D games and the 2D ones, but this is nope for me.
Pendula Swing is honestly probably fine on a different platform (read: with a mouse and keyboard), but the Switch version is borderline unplayable. The idea seemed interesting but it was so clunky I couldn't get into it.
Ys Origin just hasn't aged well. I played it a long time ago and it was in the "fine, I guess" category, but trying to replay it after some of the newer ones (which will be further down the list) was rough.
And then games that were mostly just disappointing to me:
Diablo 3 is one of those things everyone kept saying at least feels the best to play out of all the modern ARPGs for years, so I finally gave in and tried it to see what all the fuss was about. It feels like Torchlight 2.5 with a bigger budget and was kind of uninspiring overall.
The Outer Worlds was something I was really hopeful about, but I just didn't find anything at all about it enjoyable.
Pokemon Picross is just a bunch of free-to-play bullshit ruining something that could've been fun. The world is better off with the eShop shut down so no one can play it anymore.
Persona 5 Royal is another one I was really looking forward to that I just did not click with at all. The first few hours were full of minor annoyances and did very little to win me over.
AI: The Somnium Files had potential and sounded interesting, but moon logic for solving puzzles should've stayed in the 90s and I could do without all the random horniness.
The World Ends With You: Final Remix and NEO: The World Ends With You are frustrating because they have so many interesting ideas and a neat presentation but just aren't any fun to play, especially the first one.
Tales of Vesperia just hasn't aged super well I think. I know there are people who like it, and I was looking forward to it, but I think I would've had to play it closer to stuff like Tales of Symphonia to appreciate it.
Inscryption is not my thing at all. It's a shame because I loved Pony Island, but I just couldn't get into this one.
Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze is a Donkey Kong Country game, which have always been just ok to me. I should've remembered that and not bought into the hype over the years.
Next is stuff I liked the idea of but didn't really like playing enough to stick with it:
Titanfall 2 has really neat movement and stuff, and I've heard the later levels do some interesting stuff, but beyond that the actual combat wasn't really my thing.
Ori and the Blind Forest had too many frustrating bits to keep me playing through the parts I did like.
Disgaea 4 seemed fun and like it had a lot of potential, but I always find that kind of SRPG way too fiddly, ever since I tried the original Final Fantasy Tactics.
Marenian Tavern Story: Patty and the Hungry God is just a worse version of Blacksmith of the Sand Kingdom (see later on the list), which is understandable because they made it first.
Bravely Default I mostly played a couple years ago, but this year I put another dozen hours in and finally gave up on it. I really like a lot of stuff about it, but there were just too many things that frustrated or annoyed me.
They Bleed Pixels seems like fun and has some good pixel art (mostly the story stuff outside the gameplay segments), but I don't think it's for me.
Hero Hours Contract is an amazing idea and I love almost everything about it except for actually playing it.
Luckslinger took forever for me to get around to. The idea of luck being a consumable resource you have to manage is really neat, but I wasn't really enjoying the actual game, even if "pixel art hip hop spaghetti western" sounds great on paper.
Carto is one I don't really have anything against beyond apparently glitching it into an unrecoverable state and not being invested enough to start over.
Cris Tales is another one of those ones where I like a lot of stuff about it except for actually playing it.
Anarcute was a lot of fun for a little while, but it started introducing more elements I tend to not really like. Definitely one of the cuter games on the list with one of the best theme songs though.
Followed by things I had mixed feelings on or the "fine, I guess" category:
PixelJunk Eden 2 was fun enough, but they changed things from the original in a way that seems to be to make it more suitable for mobile, and I feel like most of them made it worse.
Voice of Cards: The Isle Dragon Roars didn't quite stick the landing. I loved the idea of everything being cards on a table with a single narrator/GM running everything, and the world and characters were interesting enough for a while. It didn't quite hold up for me all the way through to the end though.
The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom is...better than Breath of the Wild, at least? It's smoothed over a lot of my biggest annoyances with that, and it's amazing that half the stuff in it even works at all, but it still doesn't feel like Zelda to me and has been pretty low priority to get back to and finish.
Atelier Ryza: Ever Darkness and the Secret Hideout has one of the worst openings of any game I've played in years and absolutely awful pacing. It did seem to finally have opened up and gotten potentially rather good where I left off (and might get back to one of these days), but it shouldn't take half a dozen hours for that.
Yoku's Island Express is a clever idea and was a pretty good time for a while, but it's also one of the buggiest things I've played in the past year, and that's what drove me to stop playing.
Dragon Quest XI S: Echoes of an Elusive Age is frustrating to go back to. I loved the demo when I played it a couple years ago, but redoing everything now because I'm playing the full game on a different platform kinda sucks because of how slow the start is.
Will Die Alone has an interesting premise and way of interacting with it, but it stops short of quite saying as much with it as I would've liked.
Chaos;Head Noah had so much potential that kind of got wasted in the end. I really liked a lot of stuff about it along the way, but it's also kind of a mess. Hopefully when I get around to Steins;Gate they'll have learned to do it better because the anime for that one was great.
I'LL KILL HER is basically an interactive comic book, and the main strength is the art. The rest is fine I guess. Every content warning for this one.
Murder by Numbers is a constant mix of mildly amusing and mildly annoying. I hope they can even things out if they make more games in the future.
And then games that were pretty good but not my favorites:
Kuukiyomi: Consider It is a silly idea and doesn't overstay its welcome. I haven't felt an urge to play the sequels so far though.
Theatrhythm Final Bar Line is definitely the best in the series and has tons of great music, but I still have some issues with this style of music/rhythm game that keep me from completely loving it.
Cadence of Hyrule was kind of annoying when I first started playing the demo, but once I got the hang of it I had a pretty good time mostly. The huge difficulty spike at the end left me less happy with it than I was for most of the game though.
Castlevania: Aria of Sorrow is probably the best game in this category, much better than most of the others, and my favorite Castlevania game, but it's a little short of being one of my favorites overall this year.
Syrup and the Ultimate Sweet is probably my second favorite in thie category and rather cute and silly.
One Night: Burlesque is the "worst" game in this category and doesn't entirely succeed at what it's trying to do, but I appreciate the effort and the overall vibes.
Gunma's Ambition -You and Me Are Gunma- is literally just a single joke drawn out for like an hour, but they lean into it enough to make it work.
LOUD: My Road to Fame has a couple weird design decisions that make it a bit frustrating toward the end, but up until then it's a surprisingly fun music/rhythm game with decent original music.
Lara Croft GO has some pretty decent puzzles in it and is probably my second favorite Tomb Raider game at this point, but I also had some Issues with it that held it back a little bit.
Next are the ones that I was pleasantly surprised by that were better than I expected:
Pixel Puzzle Makeout League was not what I expected. I figured it would just be picross with a silly dating sim on top, but I had no idea about the themes and ideas it would go into, and the entire ending section of the game in general was great and totally unexpected.
Blacksmith of the Sand Kingdom really surprised me. I had zero expectations going in, and while it isn't quite great at anything it's good to very good at a lot of things and was pretty satisfying in the end.
Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion is the most Zelda-like game I've played this year (with close competition from another game down the list), and an actual Zelda game came out this year. Exactly as long as it needed to be and went in a more interesting direction than I thought it would.
Majotori is something I accidentally stumbled on because it was on a list of games that at least tangentially have lesbians in them, and it's delightfully silly.
Death end re;Quest really surpassed my expectations, even if I have significant enough issues with it that it's hard to recommend without caveats. it did some surprisingly interesting things though, and I keep thinking about it from time to time.
Rabisco+ was an impulse purchase because it randomly came up and was very cheap and I had no idea what was going on in the cover art. It turned out to be a short but pretty fun arcade-style puzzle game.
Ys VIII: Lacrimosa of Dana was the first Ys game I played since Ys Origin first came out in English, and the series has really come a long way since then and is much better these days.
Demong Hunter was basically an impulse joke purchase because I had to know what makes a demong different from a demon. I still have no idea, but this was way better than I expected from what initially seemed like a cheap mobile game.
Ys IX: Monstrum Nox wasn't quite as good overall as the previous game in the series, but I still had a lot of fun with Goth Adol, and all the new movement abilities added a lot to it.
Perfect Gold did a surprisingly decent job of having flawed characters who worked through problems in their relationship without making them annoying or unlikable like often happens.
Trigger Witch is the other most Zelda-like game I played this year. I totally grabbed it because of the cover art and it was on sale, but it's a pretty solid twin-stick shooter mixed with the LttP/LA era of Zelda.
Will You Snail? was pretty unknown to me before I started playing because I somehow avoided anyone else playing it or talking about it, but it turned out to be a pretty good precision platformer with a fun gimmick, which is hard to pull off for me because I can be kinda picky about how platformers feel to play for some reason.
Vivid Knight managed to absorb nearly all my game time until I finished it, which I did not see coming. I did eventually start to see the cracks in the systems and stopped enjoying it as much, but up until then I got pretty wrapped up in it.
And finally the ones that were probably my favorites, not necessarily in order but with the best generally toward the end:
Xenoblade Chronicles: Definitive Edition and Xenoblade Chronicles: Future Connected would be more toward the top of the list except this was a replay so I'm disqualifying it. I played the Wii version originally, and they sure did improve almost everything in an already great game in this version.
Bowser's Fury was about as enjoyable as Super Mario 3D World was unenjoyable. I'm not sure it would quite work for a full size Mario game, but there were some good ideas in this one.
Trials of Mana really polished up an older game that I thought was kind of underwhelming back in the day and turned it into something I had a great time with. Between this and the recent announcement of the new game I'm cautiously optimistic about something good in the Mana series finally happening for the first time since the PS1.
Harvestella really caught me off guard. I was expecting a farming sim with some Final Fantasy-style nonsense on top, and it turned out to be 85% JRPG with a story I liked more than anything FF has done in years.
Can Androids Pray is the most last minute addition to this list on December 30th. When a short story (in any medium) really focuses in on a single relationship or conversation or event or idea so well that it implies the existence of the entire rest of the universe around that my brain just starts vibrating. This is one of those.
The House in Fata Morgana takes a long road to get to its ending and the characters earn every step of the way there. It also surprised me by being a totally different flavor of queer than I expected.
Unpacking wins the award for best vibes. I had a lot of feelings about this one, probably including some they weren't expecting people to have when they made it, and it does a better job telling a story than most stuff on this list despite having no visible characters and almost zero dialogue.
13 Sentinels: Aegis Rim I think wins for my favorite story/writing this year. People said it was a great sci-fi story, and not just for a video game, and they were right.
Fire Emblem Engage is the winner for my favorite gameplay. They absolutely nailed a lot of the mechanics and systems on the game design side of things, and it's my favorite Fire Emblem game at this point.
Xenoblade Chronicles 3: Future Redeemed gets this spot for my favorite overall. They polished the already great gameplay of XC3, introduced some great new characters and brought back some old ones, and managed to expand on a lot of the story from the entire trilogy and tie up a bunch of stuff all at the same time.
And I guess that's finally that. There were some pretty big disappointments for me, but there were even more really great games I played and ones I had no idea I'd like as much as I did. I think I'm just going to tag stuff in the final two categories (since that's what'll fit) and call it a day.
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