So I'm working today and the music suddenly gets turned up to club-like levels. Some people were dancing and singing, others were panicking or confused looking, quite a few complained. I loved it, not only were they good songs but its fun to see how people react differently to abnormal and chaotic situations. That and not being able to hear children cry, that was also a plus.

- Buy ground turkey

- Brainstorm 300 ideas

- “I’m going to make this turkey my masterpiece”

- Let sit in the fridge until it almost goes bad

- Makes tacos

A few days ago I was told I have potential to be one of the best cashiers at my job. Well then.

How to take a break at work.

My motto used to be that you're never too old for lunchables. Now, though, lunchables are too old for me, seriously? One fucking pizza in the big kids pack for 3.50? How about fuck off?

The whiskey is called Early Times because you’re supposed to drink it in the morning right?

Can’t sleep, but I’m tired. 

Could eat, but I “might go to bed soon” .

Usually I have Captain Morgan to navigate me out of catch 22s like this, but he is MIA. 

People getting triggered triggers me. 

Anyone that’s gonna care about this probably already saw it on Facebook, but here goes: 

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That’s my Mario Maker level, please play it and tell me it was 2ez, or send me hatemail, preferably hatemail, please. 

Go to get my shaggy hair cleaned up at the salon, get it all nice and fancy and neat, go home and blast metal. 

I think I might be doing this in the wrong order. 

Hello I am Pock and my favorite activities include: 

Eating glazed donuts Getting drunk Video games Getting drunk Seeing cool nature Being on boats Not being on roller coasters or other assorted thrill rides Getting drunk Getting drunk Being the best And sometimes getting drunk while doing any of those other things. 

Today in cooking adventures I learned that if anyone tells you to crumble crackers and put them in boxed mac and cheese that the appropriate way to respond is to punch them in the face and proceed to not do that. 

Today we started a new Pathfinder campaign. It’s probably a good thing magic doesn’t exist in real life because playing a wizard with a drinking problem (who is only level one mind you) makes me realized how dangerous I’d be if I had access to magic while intoxicated in real life. 

The lizards by my apartment keep rocking in place and sticking their dewlap out at me.

I think it’s a symbol of friendship.

A drinking guide for people like me, by me! 1. Consume beverages until you're no longer uncomfortable around people, then stop. 2. Accept all free drinks and shots as they don't count towards your drink count. also be sure to give some out. 3. Go home and possibly have even more alcohol if you have company and some good stuff on hand. 4. Make sure to do something stupid and upset yourself before you go to sleep. 5. Wake up, drink some water, and do it again that night.

Throwback Thursday to something I never posted. I was breaking down ice today to put into our fountain drink machine (yeah stupid, I know, it doesn't have an ice maker) and randomly remembered when I was trying to use a hammer to break it down a few years ago. I was told it was unsanitary by my shift leader and that its food, so I put a food service glove in it and continued hammering.