Concept: Sam and Erica are total space bros. They play beer pong in the ships rec room. They create elaborate pranks for one another (and Pike has to have a ‘talk’ about it with them that he struggles not to just laugh through). They read books at the same time, messaging each other through their padds once they finish a chapter so that they can talk about it and slowly make their way through ancient Earth television shows whenever they can find the time.
Sam keeps an eye out for when Erica needs to talk after being painfully reminded of the war. Erica makes sure to stop by Sam’s quarters whenever he’s been particularly quiet, knowing it’s the result of his complicated childhood and typically comes up after a call with his mom.
Sam and Erica are best friends and you can’t change my mind.
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can he like idk... crush me with those guns??
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you're so cute, baby. I wanna hear what kinda noises youd make while a string of people filled you up, using you as a cumdump, one by one 💞 you're such a good little fleshlight, begging to get creampied, desperate for anyone to use that drooly little hole of yours. you wanna feel all that warm, thick cum getting fucked deeper with every cock, huh? make sure your pussy is well-bred?
🤤
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wait. so it’s likely they introduced dina and so what if they introduce abby in the finale tonight bc she was at the hospital but bc she’s just a young girl joel can’t kill her and lets her live and that sets up the downfall of part two
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25 year olds does it ever make sense ???????? anything???
-20 year old scared shitless
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my friend told me that her boyfriend got her a super cool rock while they were on vacation together and you would not BELIEVE my disappointment when i realized she was talking about her engagement ring
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No see results option, I'm forcing you to perceive yourself. rb for more results pls
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Guys
They built him a whole new radio tower to come home to. They knew his dramatic ass was just off licking his wounds.
Charlie: We should have a nice room ready for Alastor when he gets back!
Lucifer: Ughh, fine. Just put it on the opposite end from me
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I think game studios should just release their character creators online. For the times when I don’t wanna play the whole game, just the lil dress up part
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may your 2024 be vampiric and homoerotic
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I was thinking about dungeon based media and I made this alignment chart
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god imagine logging on one day and learning:
the amv you made for a relatively niche ship a couple years ago has gotten a huge spike in views out of nowhere
a massive youtuber apparently stole it to put in his video essay because he just couldn't be bothered to watch the actual show???
the only reason people know about this is because some guy dedicated half of a 4-hour long video essay to calling the guy out for never having an original idea in his life.
like genuinely. how do you even begin to react to that
Edit: I am not the op of the amv!!! That is someone else!!! Please don’t spread misinformation!!!
Actual op’s (who is not me) reaction to this:
id in alt text
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play potions with your followers, but watch out..
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