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Thanks for the tag @addictt-with-a-pen ✨this✨ was so cute lol
@woozysioux @flderwin @lovelyangemon @kookietrbl @aealoarcturus @wherefleashide
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"The female vampire is sexual and seductive, a creature of great appetites. She is irresistible to both men and women. She is so closely associated with women's sexual and social improprieties, it's no wonder that the female vampire came to be equated with the lesbian in the sexually repressive atmosphere of nineteenth century Europe. The female vampire is she who steps outside the realm of 'feminine' behavior." - Daughters of Darkness: Lesbian Vampire Stories, Pam Keesey
The Shiver of the Vampires
Daughters of Darkness
The Vampire Lovers
Fascination
Bit
The Hunger
The Velvet Vampire
The Blood-Spattered Bride
The Nude Vampire
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Im still think its funny hhhh
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being a vampire rn is really hard bc of the housing crisis like. older vampires do Not get it. if you were turned in France in 1350 I literally do not want to hear about it from you. do you know how hard it is to lure a young lawyer to your home when you have roommates?? and the roommates aren’t your accursed brides for the record. they’re just some dudes. one of them is a middle school teacher.
not to mention some landlords these days will even just straight up use the basement in the place YOU’RE renting for their own storage?? so you can’t even access the basement so you’re not sleeping in soil down there.
my one friend literally pays $1300 a month for a STUDIO and she just has a bunch of soil in a big plastic tub and she has to sleep with her knees all bent up.
and like at least she can lure artists there pretty easily because it’s like very industrial
but idk. and older vampires will be like “a year of your rent costs more than my entire manor and all of its grounds! why don’t you simply buy an estate?”
yeah dude I don’t doubt that you bought your entire manor and the monastic ruins and its cemetery and the haunted woods for €4,000 in fucking 1708!!! DUH!!! Fuck off
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im thinking about vampires that eat people. like truly eat people. vampires that tear chunks of flesh from their victims throats, who walk away from their meal picking bits of meat from between their teeth. vampires that not only feel the impulse to bite, but who remember the instinct to chew.
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made a watch and the beast blog so i stop annoying ppl here btw. If anyone care.
@majotoyajuus
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This is why Guideau isn’t allowed to pick out their outfits
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the wall between me and my neighbour is so thin sometimes i wanna explode a little
#theyre playing music and tv really lpudly hngh#so thin as in i can hear them literally pee sometimes
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What's with you saying the anime is only getting 6 episodes? That would be insanely short
Did I miss something?
i have no idea why i said 6 its 12 episodes i have no brain in my skull
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