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vinnival · 3 years

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WAIT I ACCIDENTALLY FOLLOWED YOU IS THAT MEAN?? UGH I DUNNO BUT WOULD IT BE ALR IF I ASKED FOR A MADNESS COMBAT MATCHUP,,

i don't really mind any pronouns but i use she her! i'm 5'5, and currently questioning my sexuality (ALL I KNOW IS IM NOT STRAIGHT BAHBAH) i have fluffy dark brown hair, shoulder length im pretty sure?? my hair is fucking whack, i have brown eyes, and my skin doesnt decide whether it wants to b light or dark, but most of the time it can b pretty light and i havent gone outside 4 a bit,, pls send help][pray]]

my personality is also very idrk,, weird?> it really depends on who im talking to because i have a fear of losing people but uhh,, i'm very playful and a bit harsh, i pick fights with people,, i really enjoy listening to people vent and helping them, some of my friends consider me to be a mother figure to them and it makes me super happy honestly-- i get angry easily and it leads to me saying prickly things to people or just me breaking things, im scared of making new friends and meeting new people because of the way i am, i tend to act like a cat like meowing, hissing, and stuff like that,, i also really like attention but like,, not too much attention because its just annoying, and im an asshole.

im currently obsessed homestuck and madness combat. I think true crime cases are really interesting to me, making games on roblox, and bullying little children on there

i didnt know if i should put this here but i have mental illnesses, such as autism, adhd, d.i.d, and other things that will make me feel like one of those people that make me feel kinda gross

I DONT KNOW IF THAT WAS GOOD MY ENGLISH SUCKS WHAWAAHBJNKFMLDS

I'll finish this when I'm done with all the prompts and hc requests!

finally..... after 2 months..... all done !! Here we go ! Enjoy <3

MATCHUPS ARE NOT OPEN YET

You got a match! You're matched with...

2BDAMNED

First off lemme say: he'd love bullying kids on roblox with u

Oh yeah father figure with mom friend? Perfect match

He forces you to help him take care of the boys but u don't mind because you love him <3

Ngl he probably met you off of a random website that was miraculously still up in Nevada

Replied to one of your comments or something along those lines??

He said something silly n so you were automatically intrigued

"hey lol" -ur first text

lord u were NERVOUS

But !! You immediately hit it off w him! You both slowly but surely knew more about each other

He didn't fully trust you as a person (anyone can be out to kill him tbh) so he was restrictive, but he was confident in the firewalls and proxies he set up so AAHW won't find him

Alas after enough days he finally felt comfortable enough to meet you irl

You felt 100x more nervous, scared even, but you trusted him enough to only bring one gun

Finally, you two met, immediately growing comfortable in each others' presence

2B discarded the pistol and knife he had hidden away, and you tossed away your pistol

"Don't toss your gun what the fuck"

"I do what I want pissbaby"

You can tell he gave you a scowl; "just as mean as you are online, I see how it is"

Your eyes narrowed playfully,"If you expected anything different change your standards"

Since he knew you love to rile people up for no reason, he kept calm. He would usually keep calm in these situations, so even if you didn't tell him, he'd be good

Whoa you act like a cat? He thinks that's p cute tbh

Hank also loves interacting with you bc of your cat-like habits

Oh man. Loves. I mean, LOVES. petting/brushing ur hair .

So fluffy......so pretty....

When you've had enough attention, he picks up on it immediately and respects ur boundaries

Also loves watching true crime with you ! I can see him being interested in other serial killers since he has to deal with one himself and would like to know more about their general mindset instead of directly asking hank a metric shitton of questions

He takes you into his work space while he works so u two can just talk yanno

If you start getting riled up for any reason, he stops what he's doing, gently grabs you, and leads you out of there so you don't break any of his hard-earned equipment

Aye you werent complaining he holds u so gentol....

If you have an episode of any kind, he's there to try and calm you down. He has multiple methods of calming people down depending on what type of crash they're having, if u dissociate and need help remembering what ure doing, he's totally fine with reminding you ! Don't be ashamed or afraid of your mental state around him, he's as close to a doctor that one could be in Nevada, so he won't judge you for what you have. It's a part of you :] !!

Asks you out in the dumbest way possible (in your opinion)

He gets back in the site you first met him on and shot you a message

You were confused when you checked it the next day on the same computer he used

"So... Want to date?"

"2B?!" You yelled, your voice cracking

it's been so long since I've done my last madcom matchup that I literally had to look at one of my old ones to remember how I formatted it Bruh

anyways I hope u enjoyed !!!! <3

#madness combat #madness combat matchup #*santa claus voice from rise of the guardians* its been a long time old friend!#what the hell did i tag them old matchups with #uhh #madness combat 2bdamned #2bdamned

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jjinomu · 7 years

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aaAAA now that you've done crypton headcanons i really wanna see what your headcanon for the others are :,) ('specially sonnie boi meito hehe)

WELL U ASKED FOR IT!!!!!!! LETS DO THIS AGAIN im supposed to be doing university readings but yknow fuck dat shit

i SHALL REVEAL TO U MY HC's for gumi (and gumo), gakupo, meito, luki, kaiko, mikuo this will b a long one (jks im gna keep it short and sweet- i say rambling)

GUMI- SUPER SOCIAL bffs with everyone ultimate social butterfly - also (this shud be known to everyone by now) but i always hc gumi as an aroace and she also screams a lot probably- screaming carrot person- loves fashion apparently- she's super energetic and usually the life of the party, always dragging whoever she wants to be in company with in the moment into a state of what the fuck is going on right now idk but i like it

GAKUPO- on the outside or to new ppl he's a lot more mature and calm and quiet (pretty much the male ver of luka)- he's very pretty and cool- and then u get to know him and he's a total weird creep, noone wants to be in the same vicinity as him, but u can't escape him now- very flamboyant, skinshippy and full of LOVE a lil too full and ppl r like pls gakupo and he's like "IDK WAT PERSONAL SPACE MEANS"- uses the eggplant emoji a lot and ppl get even more creeped out since it's like the universal emoji for dick but gakupo's innocent he just likes the eggplants

MEITO- unlike meiko, he's a rly good FUCKIN COOK (well mostly at baking) and ppl r like wow make me a sick pie meito and he's like "ok"- he's a huge dorky mcdork, like probably just a lil less dorky that kaito but pretty much also the same amount (they also have the same level of knowledge except meito doesnt know random facts he's just naive)- he's very happy like all the time, noone can stop his happiness, always happy- he can't handle alcohol like at all, just a lil bit and he's like bye - he will throw u in the air, give u piggybackrides, hold u up like an airplane, carry u bridal style as he runs across the beach wearing nothing but swim trunks to hell and back, drunk or sober, he'll do it, bc its fun for both ppl- that last one was a bit intense- he's buff basically- he's also very dad-like, good dad- probably takes pictures of luki on the toilet for fun

LUKI- "i want to speak to the manager, where's the manager"- soccer mom, also kinda short-tempered??? very agitated - very pretty human being, how is he so pretty who knows- hurt the crypton fam (genderbend and original) and he'll hurt u- protects his bois (the girls can take care of themselves he says)- very tolerant to alcohol, often hangs out with luka and meiko in their weekly drinking sessions and sometimes even outlasts them (or he's the responsible one and drives them home)- both kaito and meito are not invited bc they'll probably destroy things- effeminate and super trendy what a trendy man- also can't cook, will accidentally put too much salt or something

KAIKO - and side meito sakine and meiko sakine (i honestly have 2 headcannons for kaiko, but i'll go with my main "cool older sister" headcannon, my other one is "cute little sister" but fuck dat one)- lovely, so lovely, what a lovely lady, how are u so lovely- probably also a closet pervert, mostly @ meiko sakine- very mature, looks after the little ones (like idk meiko sakine or meito sakine or smth)- i had a whole hc for the friendship between the sakines and kaiko lemme break it down for u: kaiko babysits the sakines, she's always oogling meiko sakine bc she's cute and kaiko's anime-weird like that for lil imouto (#1 meiko sakine supporter), while meiko sakine is always like UGH UR SO WEIRD!!!! GEt away from me agh gross wtf kaiko-nee???? also meito sakine has a fat crush on kaiko, but kaiko thinks of him as a lil bro "im babysitting u today again meito, hope u did ur homework or else im gna have to punish u" "im not a baby anymore kaiko-nee!! im a MAN u don't have to call it babysitting :((" meito sakine tries to be the Man, but kaiko's like haha u qt where's meiko sakine (who is probably hiding and snickering to herself)- good headcannon right- kaiko and luki get along heaps, and meito and kaiko are bffs4ever- kaiko also tries to ignore kaitos existence as much as possible, "im an only child" "kaiko why are you like this im right here"- kaito loves his lil sister, such shame

GUMO- like gumi, screams a lot, a male screaming carrot- SUPER SUPER energetic like, take energy and multiply by a thousand- constantly wants to be involved with everyone at the same time, always there somehow- talking??? with someone??? in a serious?? conversation?? poof gumo is there for NO REASON besides the fact that he just wants to join in- probably the annoying kid- breaks into the genderbend!crypton house very often bc he wants to hang out and play games with mikuo- gets dragged out by luki (using meito as the proxy and muscleman)

MIKUO- nerdy, very into his studies and work and success (what a focused kid)- probably the maths kid- likes to read, super quiet- whenever gumo stops by, mikuo tries to ignore him while gumo keeps talking and being annoying while insisting they play a game together- and they do and mikuo is full competitive ("im not first in school bc i let myself be beat")- the only reason gumo breaks into the house very often is bc mikuo lets him in or tells him the secret places to enter the house- mikuo denies this though bc "if gumo wasn't here i'd be able to study"

THE END OF another headcanon ramble i have readings to do but i wanna do mORE OF THESE Ah if u read all of this congratualations im so sorry

#notmmd #ask #headcanons #Anonymous

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