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wilimia · 1 year

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No computer only sketchbook

#wilimia art #lu dnd au #doodle #i saw someone say that prismacolor is discontinuing the col erase pencils???#please tell me its a lie #i love me my colored pencils #linked universe #linkeduniverse #lu wind #lu twilight #lu wild

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notachair · 1 month

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Since atla is again having an extra surge of popularity, I'm shooting my shot:

[ID: (Rest of image description in alt). At the bottom of the image sits the text: "Zuko: Okay. Well, I can't remember how it starts, but the punchline is "leaf me alone, I'm bushed."" ID end].

Did we ever find out what the setup for this joke was? I feel kinda haunted by it. If not- anyone wanna make their best or worst guesses?

edit: I now know what "I'm bushed" mean, but go ahead anyway 👍

haunted thoughts in tags ↓

#atla #the way I was early out for this next surge in popularity 🤗 I was in a different phase by 2020 #it's not like it haunts me day and night but it does bother me thinking back on it. please tell me I'm not the only one 🧍‍♂️#I'll have to reblog the 'closure is a myth' post jk #what kind... of joke is it? leaf pun on leave i get. I'm bushed however I dont get. it implies the punchline sayer is a bush at least I #think. but what prompts the 'i am bushed' I dont get. is it not contextual? is it a phrase ive not connected like 'leaf me alone'?#is there anotger layer between leaf and bush? again what kind of joke (social:joke purpose. what is funny? only pun?) + (in-joke set up)?#is it about the kind of bush it is? is it between two plants? the plant & someone picking on the plant like a teamaker collecting?#is it about a plant that has grown into bush and thus (somethingsomething)?? is it not a plant at all? other elements? iroh *what*.#if the creators actually had a setup in mind- I fear it will be lame. but yet I am haunted #it must have cracked someone up for him to try relay it. (set in term of endearment here) 🧍‍♂️👈 *poking him*#either way. me 🤝 zuko @ being bad at remembering & relaying jokes 😁👍#at least in that instance anyway #I mainly stick to irony & sarcasm. running along with an mistaken assumption or replying w something silly & blowing it out of proportions.#puns if I'm lucky. ect. fun when I can reference it later tho I try not to overdo it. not like I'll likely remember it for too long anyway #now to lay in wajt see if anything happens....#avatar the last airbender #zuko #atla zuko #a:tla #my rambles #its lie and not lay is it not.....

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mirick-vn · 7 months

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Fleeting Innocence.

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daddyplasmius · 7 months

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hand on my stupid heart flashbacks

this is a No One Knows AU & Full Hazmat AU where Danny ended up in the Ghost Zone & didn't go back into the human world initially because he thought he was dead. by the time he realized he is, in fact, at least half alive, he'd already been missing for at least 2 weeks. will probs never finish homsh sorry. i wrote this a couple years ago in a haze & just haven't been able to finish it because i can't replicate the style, which i find is what i love about this fic the most. it wouldn't be the same without it. posting the flashback introsーwhich are meant to be read between chapters/the actual plot, starting after chapter 1ーcuz fuck it. excuse typos & shit, i never properly edited it, as i forgot it existed immediately after i wrote it original description of homsh: Danny Fenton has officially been missing for over a year. Maddie & Jack Fenton refuse to give up on their son. Sick and tired of the police running them in circles, and the case getting colder by the day, the Fentons turn to their last resortーPhantom. 800~ words (full unfinished fic is 20k~)

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When Danny woke up surrounded by thick, green fog, and couldn’t breathe without swallowing heavy air that was more like water than anything, he was sure he was dead. The portal glowed behind him, illuminating the pitch darkness around him in soft, yellow, warm light.

He almost went back.

Almost.

He was dead. His parents were ghost hunters. They had drilled into his head from the moment he was born that he could never, ever panic in death. That he would accept it. That he would not be scared. So he would be prepared to be brave in the face of death and would not become a ghost.

He panicked. He did not accept it. He was terrified. And so he woke up in the Ghost Zone.

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Danny went back through the portal when he saw some ectopuses acting… strange. Like they had an idea in their heads. Like they had a plan.

Which was weird, with animal ghosts. He had only been in the Ghost Zoneーmom and dad called it that, he rememberedーfor a couple weeks. Or, he had already been there for two weeks. Or maybe time worked differently and he was there five minutes, or four years orー

The ectopuses went through the portal and, despite everything, Danny went after them.

While he was busy reeling at being home, the ectopuses immediately attacked dad. Danny was horrified. Jack was overwhelmed. Danny stepped in, in a moment fueled by sheer adrenaline and stupidity, snatching a Fenton Thermos™ off a shelf and releasing his shaky invisibility. The ectopuses didn’t stand a chance. And when they were safely in the Thermos, he slowly turned around to dad, ready for the confrontation. Ready for the “what happened to you?” and the “where have you been?” and the “we’ve missed you”.

Dad scrambled to shoot at him.

Danny fled.

His parents didn’t recognize him.

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The Lunch Lady attacked when Danny was mourning Halloween.

He’d waited all year. He made a costume that summer. He wouldn’t get to go trick or treating with Sam and Tucker this year. Or any year. For the rest of his lifeーor existence. Whatever.

The Lunch Lady appeared in the school and demanded in straight fury, “Who changed the menu?”

Everyone pointed at Sam.

Danny hadn’t known just how powerful ghosts could be. His parents never told him the specifics. Just that they were dangerous.

This ghost grew and her aura hit him like a hurricane, almost physically pushing him back. It was so strong that the students in the Casper High cafeteria seemed to feel it too.

The Lunch Lady was a much harder opponent than the ectopuses. She levitated meat. She used it as a weapon, and seemed to bring it back to life. She created weird meat creatures that grew sharp teeth and claws out of bones. They were mindless, attacking everything that got too close to the ghost. Danny would have run away without hesitation, if Sam hadn’t been in the crossfire.

Danny fought the Lunch Lady. It was a long struggle, but he caught her in the thermos after over an hour. When he turned to Sam and Tuckerーboth of whom he had to save due to Tucker trying to jump into the fightーall three of them bloody and bruised, he cringed. But a part of him hoped. Desperately.

Surely they would know him on sight.

“Wh-what are you?” Sam gasped at him finally.

Danny flinched as if she had struck him. “J-just… your friendly neighbourhood phantom.”

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Danny didn’t know what possessed him. Oh. Pun not intended.

He just barely caught the Fentons leaving in the GAV, dragging suitcases behind them. He couldn’t help himself. What on Earth were they doing?

They were going to Vlad Master’s mansion for their college reunion.

It was a whole thing. But something was off. Besides all the adults reminiscing about the 80’s.

Danny sensed ghosts immediately but he couldn’t see anything. Unfortunately for him, Vlad could also sense him. It was two days of Danny staying invisible, and Vladーthe halfa? Is that what Danny is?ーtrying to kill Jack. Somehow, Danny managed to fight off Vlad, not turn back, and without the Fentons getting hurt. His secret intact.

VladーPlasmius, also learned about Phantom. And Vlad hated him. The manーghostーwhatever, seemed to only care about one thingーpossession. Of money. Of things. Of people. He was more ghost than Danny had ever seen. Vlad’s obsession was overwhelming.

Danny couldn’t believe someone so much like himself could be so disturbing.

#danny phantom #danny phantom au #danny phantom fanfiction #you know that gif of the wailing emoji dissolving? :Why:?#yeah that's what i do every time i remember i never finished HOMSH while i still had the style in my brain #feel free to steal this idea. please steal this idea. please write it i wanna see this idea so bad but im already writing another 100k+ fic #if y'all want me to post the full fic i can but. it is not finished & most likely never will be. sorry again #i won't lie. the haze i was in was a depressed one. i was. not in a good place At All when i wrote HOMSH #like the only part i remember actually writing was the panic attack scene & that's just barely #i reread the whole fic in the middle of the night months later while listening to Implode Alright by Built by Snow on repeat #yeah i cried. this one is funny but mostly it's just. mourning. grief. the works. it's a vent fic & also a. kind of. wishful fic #like. don't you just wish death wasn't so permanent. don't you wish you could tell them everything you wish you could #don't you wish you could just see them again #i'm actually writing this into a bigger ventier series currently called Let Grief Do Its Work #cuz i rewatched LUCIDS again recently & remembered what HOMSH was originally about. why i was writing it #i'm not calling it HOMSH cuz. HOMSHie is my baby. it's its own thing & i don't wanna ruin the vibes #reluctantly admitting i call an unfinished fanfic i don't remember writing... HOMSHie baby... in my head #yeah i have a cute nickname for my fic. what of it #it's 5am & i think i'll throw up if i think any more about posting unfinished unedited pieces of a fic so i'm going for it. cowabunga #go into the world. get your 2 notes you beautiful animal #*passes out*

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extravalgant · 1 year

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Well done, my champion, my hero, my... dare i say it? My Scion.

started thinkin about lemuria again and before i knew it i was 4+ hours deep into this painting of calamity . crazy stuff

IM NOT THERE YET ON MY STORM (camera pan to me dead in karamelle) but that wont stop me from getting the story ELSEWHERE... the monitoring stations with the old one always interested me . love how he called us his scion i think thats very fucked up possessive of him

anyways heres one more lil doodle

#wizard101 #w101 #lemuria spoilers #HOW DO I... EXPLAIN THIS #this is a lie i would love to explain all my fucked up and projected thinking #I LOVE THAT LITTLE PIECE OF DIALOGUE....#and its so funny to imagine this as calamity in this situation #because as far as she knows the arcanum and ravenwood let her kill anyone she pleased #either that or she realized early on that she had 'permission to kill' that anyone else didnt have #so later on down the line she starts toeing the line of a 'good' and 'bad' person so when dasein comes along shes like ur telling me #i gotta deal with and sort out my own moral compass ??? AND TEACH IT TO THIS GUY???#guy (gender neutral)#but like... MY SCION . what did u mean by that. AND ITS CAPITALIZED SO ITS IMPORTANT #whether or not he knew it was us (but i think he did know it was us) when we saw each other on the summit its like . things would have been #so different if he didnt get swallowed and thats the crazy part #MY CHAMPION.. MY HERO... like objectively speaking those are very much positive/good aligned but coming from that tv #i was like u are trying to mold us (the wizard) into EVIL!!! MAYBE . maybe #also its sooo juicy how we will never know if the old one actually had a change of heart bc hes dead . like LOST CONNECTIONS...#some will say yes and canon supports that i guess w the guilt line but at the same time im like . he was way too flippant with the lives of #these inhibitants for me to believe that he felt guilt at the last moment like what CHANGED...#anyways . i like to think that he was still putting up a front and had an ego to assume nothing bad would happen to him #bc yknow he 'knew everything'#and then he ends up getting absorbed and its like . a #I TALK SO MUCH IN THESE TAGS... kissie for whoever reads this mwah #my art #also this was like my first time doing both perspective AND lighting and i was working with 4 different light sources #please . have mercy on me #edit: ok apparently he didnt know who the scion would b in lemuria but ig he knew it might have been us in karamelle . idk! idk

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taldigi · 8 months

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Just saw the alternative open for the mirac movie

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It's not just me, right? Absolute clown shit

#I legit just cannot wrap my head around the fact that people think that the Canon timeline is good #not in a watsonian or doyalist way #🤡#its comical from like both a narrative standpoint and a conceptual one like #Marinette being from some rural Chinese village or her home is so remote #that a delivery boy has to run through literal rice fields to deliver mail #and yet #Like this is racist right? Am I stupid or is this racist as fuck #please tell me it's fake like I don't even care if it's a lie just tell me it's fake

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boxwinebaddie · 3 months

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IM OKAY W SPOILERS I WANNA KNOW WHO THE GUITARIST WAS

EHEHEHEHE!!!

major rm!spoiler under the cut bc i <3 Professor Chaos.

it is indeed, my friends who guessed correctly,...

scott malkinson with a lisp and diabetes ;)

aaaaAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARE WE SCREAMIIIIIN!!!!

SCOTTTYYY!!!

like!!! okay perhaps, again, this is not Groundbreaking because i had some people guess it ( i will say my comments section was Divided ) but i did also say that it wasn't groundbreaking that stan knew who kyle was and every1 was like *ravenstan vc* NO ME DIGAAAS NINA!!!

but yes, yes, yes, the old cd guitarist was Scott <3 and tbh, at first, i was like...hm, is this a bad idea? is this too much sensitive info? but i rationalized this Dubious choice by thinking like...if i were Uphating my Actual Fanfic rn, you would all have access to this info already. like this would be common knowledge to you and because i am using this blog as my way to share my story with you and i'm not really writing rn...this feels right to me. ( definitely earned it, ily 4 waiting )

with that in mind, you are welcome to ask me anything you like about scott and the cd boys...within reason. if i can't answer a certain part of a question or an ask because of a major spoiler involving a character that we don't know yet or if it deals with some part of 1 or 2 and the raven past that i shouldn't share yet, i'll let you know.

but fire away my friends! all i ask is that in your qs you call my son something that Isn't His Name or The Ex CD Guitarist at least for today/24 hrs so people who don't want that spoiler can avoid it.

god, tho...that was so freeing for me THAT WAS KILLING ME. when i tell you that this fanfiction is my Baby and i love it so much, but its not compatible w/ me as a writer because i am super detail oriented and i am really bad at keeping secrets? lmaoooooooo I'M SORRY!!!

if i spoil the whole fic on here eventually...Soz Besties!!!

aNYWAYS!!! i hope this thrills you <3

-uncle nina, serial fanfic spoiler

#rm spoiler #SPEAKING OF DUBIOUS CHOICES THO #my head hurts so fucking bad oh my god #please don't be like me and drink water during ur hot girl weekend SHEnanigans bc i am in so much pain #but yeah you are allowed to ask me questions abt him #you can get moderately specific but again if i cant answer something i will tell you but ur welcome to be v unhinged #literally fire away #also if the lore is inconsistent...i am still working on a lot of the side characters...lo siento #okay i'm done; i need an ibuprofen or like 10 #*stas vc* Now Should Thou Come And Lookest For Me...#Look No Further Than Thy Feet #For I Will Be Lying...In The Street :/#Pray Me Well Boys!#*craig vc* No <3 Shan't :)#rp that was just for u bc u asked me abt the medieval tkak insults i am unhinged in that fanfic i think i'm so funny HEELP #stas oh my godddd my sister in christ pls stop threatening to Lie In The Street every time u fumble a bad bitch smh #the language is lowkey gonna be inconsistent like as far as thy and thou and you/i go so its readable but we can laugh at least #butters like oh gods craig stas threatened to lie in the street again!!! :( should we try and Reunite Her With Her Reason?!?!#*craig vc* u cannot return was what was never lost & fear not:#for stas' chest is so Flat #that the carriages will roll over her without hitch :)#a Pebble should cause more disturbance than our dear friend #so be still and breathe easy butters <3 the girl is fine #SHDLKHDLKHSD LIKE MAAAAN THE BRUTALITYYY #BRO PLS STOP THE VIOLENCE #WORLD OF STARS #sorry i didnt mean to hijack this post for that but also this post is for updates so actually it is lowkey relevant

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grubloved · 1 year

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luv my grandma but she 1 talks fast af 2 doesnt enunciate well any more 3 Never Ever Ever says what she means 4 always assumes you have more information than you actually do so most of my family just kind of smiles and nods along w her but i hate doing that so i focus all of my energy into a laser beam and try so hard to have coherent conversation and succeed mostly and i am kind of her favorite. spent all day with her baking pecan pie cookies yesterday and the Amount of energy i have expended. fucking immense. i LOVE my grandma but i have to play fucking sherlock holmes to figure out what she is trying to communicate all of the goddamn time. she keeps asking leading questions that are not even really very leading in order to communicate her opinions im fighting for my life grandma please god speak regular english. anyway i used up all my power and today i feel like a piece of damp rag

#PLEASE SAY WHAT YOU MEAN FOR THE LOVE OF GOD #but noooo i have to desperately fight for my autism life to figure out what on earth you want #'oh its up to you whatever you want' WE BOTH KNOW THAT IS A LIE TELL ME WHAT YOU MEAN!!!!!!!!!! H #birdenest

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rubiesintherough · 1 month

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#(( ooc. ))#venting tw #negativity tw #i know ive been bitching about this a lot lately but just let a girl vent pls #husband just got home and said 'you look tired you should go lie down '#and i told him i cant. i have too much housework to do. 'well lay down after that '#cant. because then i have more housework after that.#and he got all huffy at me like i was being dramatic #and he said 'how am i supposed to snuggle up with you if you arent laying down? c #and i shot back ' who's going to do the housework if i dont '#and he rolled his eyes. straight up rolled his eyes.#this is the man that is constantly telling me to just ask him for more help. just make a list #yelled at me and stormed out of the house whej i told him to pls just use his eyes #bc i dont have time to make him a list of chores #and also the man who if i do ask him to do smth it doesnt get done #examples just from today. he was heading into town and i asked him to please bring the recycling with him. he didnt.#he yells at me for doing the cat litter bc its bad for my asthma. but then leaves it until its bad enough i have to do it #bc its unfair to the cats to expect them to use a litter box that bad. and then he gets mad at me for not just asking him to do it #like. its in the bathroom. right next to the toilet. he has to look at it when hes taking a shit every day. and youre telling me #he doesnt notice it? i have to remind him???#and then i get yelled at and reprimanded for just doing it myself #' ASK FOR HELP DAMMIT! '#i do. i do all the fucking time. i ask you to empty the garbage bc bending over makes my back scream. but you dont #and i have to power through and do it.#i ask you to bring the recycling into town to drop off. and as soon as you leave i find out you didnt even gather it up.#i ask you to please clear out the bathtub drain. for two weeks. and you brush it off until the day i decide to #do it myself and you get so passive aggressive about it and ' no ILL DO IT. the tool is back in my mom's room #guess I'll just go WAKE HER UP FROM HER NAP so i can grab it since you need it done! '#im so tired of asking and then just being disappointed anyway.#if im gonna get yelled at anyway id rather just do it all myself so at least its done. and not sit there and beg for help and do it anyway

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heertohbadisadhai · 1 year

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Taylor and Joe broke up????? What about being the endgame, surviving the great war, marrying with paper rings and golden love????? I simply do not believe in love anymore😭😭😭😭

#like please tell me its all a lie #or a really really bad dream #m devastated #hope shes okay tho #blog #blogger #writerblr #aesthetic #taylor swift #swiftie #music #ts #taylor alison swift #joe alwyn

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killuaisaprincess · 4 months

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reminder GONKI IS MORE CANON 😤😏 so anytime some kg person tries to send hate at you remember it’s just cuz they’re big mad Gonki more canon eheheh 😘🤭

#IS WHY I WONT LET ANY LOSER GET ME DOWN 😤#I KNOW ITS JUST CUZ THEY ARE BIG MAD THE DIRECTOR CALLED KI WIFE AND KIS VA TAGS STUFF GONKI EHEHEH 😘🥰#Naturally sadly on the west side there’s wayyyy more kg people so I don’t mean alll of them obvi but please #on twitter- I mean x #I am like the sole person in the English gonkillu tag mostly #And these kg fans got big mad when there was dare an artist in there for a while who was popular and used gonki tag #LIKE HOW DARE THEY LOL #Losers got so mad over a tag that has hardly anything in it #SO DONT LET ANY OF THEM DRAG YOU DOWN #Most the time they’re hypocrites and losers #AND I WONT LET ANY OF THEM EVER STOP ME #🤧😤🥰#Honestly they’re free to hate it like I hate kg but the fact they go to bully an artist the moment they dare to use the gonki tag is not #Acceptable #That tag isn’t there for you #Its for us few #ANYWAY ILL ALWAYS STAND MY GROUND FOR THE GONKIS #And trust me this is no lie I’ve been harassed ive seen people leave that were gonkis I have even had friends!#open gonki people tell me they are scared to post #LIKE WHAT YOU WANNA BUT LEAVE US ALONE #And no none of them can use the excuse of “heteronormative” or whatever else they want to get away with bullying #ESP NOT WHEN THEY WILL TURN AROUND AND DO THE SAME TROPES WITH THEIR VER LOL do what you want but do not be a hypocrite to send threats #Its all fiction there’s no need to play purity police god will def let you up into heaven cuz you told me to kill myself for #Having Ki in a dress #NOT LOL! TOO BAD 😤 AND KI IS A PRETTY PRINCESS WHO DESERVES DRESSES 😤 PERIOD #I’m sure there’s been a few rotten gk people I don’t accept them as my kin either but from the few of us I do know #We’re never gone to the kg tags or go to those people’s posts and fics LIKE WHY WOULD I EVEN WANNA SEE STUFF I HATE IT DOESNT MAKE SENSE #AND YES I HAVE TWO FOLLOWERS AND NO I HAVE NO ISSUE SPEAKING OUT ESP WHEN PEOPLE I KNOW GET HARASSED SPECIFICALLY BY A KG PERSON #I WILL GIVE US A PEP TALK 😤 ITS JUST CUZ THEY ARE BIG MAD YOU KEEP DOING YOU GONKI IS CANON 😤

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crowsareverytired · 1 year

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being queer makes me feel so different, i cant wait to get out of school and maybe finally not feel different

#thats why i strongly believe no kid deserves to feel this way and why i didnt change myself even when i was getting harrased horrible #horribly*#i wanted other kids to see they arent alone and weird because i felt alone and weird #please another queer person tell me that life gets better after school even if its a lie

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fivefeetfangirl · 7 months

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what does one even write to a possible future landlord???

#hi i am moving here to work at this very serious job and i am quiet but i have the loudest laugh ever (wont tell you that tho)#also i love walking outside and your place is close to nature <3 and i desperately need a place to live and #yours is the only one close to the job (lowkey lie) so please let me rent from you?#lmaoo close to nature hsjdhsdjh its a small town every house is close to nature why would i say that???#see this is why im struggling ahahah

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dazesanddoodles · 1 year

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2006 succession au that eventually ends with the stock market crashing and they end up broke

#historical au but its just 2007 #the roys are in shambles and waystar royco is aflame #tom is sitting in a tub drinking wine out of a bottle #greg somehow gets out unscathed by fucking off to canada and getting his inheritance in relative peace #yes i just saw recession era pictures of wall street yes that did spawn this idea #if someone has pitched this before don’t tell me [lie please tell me]#succession

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hecksupremechips · 8 months

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My ass was always out there rooting for pearl x amethyst 😩💅

#i think like before i ever watched the show i was under the impression that the gay part was centered around them #like i thought they had this longstanding romantic subplot going on #idk if someone told me that or if i just saw the wrong info but i was like so ready so that slow burn #and i realized pretty quickly that they were not in fact getting a romantic subplot but I got myself really invested by mistake aksjka #in my mind its always been canon i mean come on #all that bickering #youre telling me it never got gay #that amethyst never got too flirty or that pearl never got too stubborn trying to prove amethyst wrong trying to IMPRESS her #that amethyst never lie awake at night thinking a little to hard about when pearl defended her in battle earlier #that they never hugged and lingered #please

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the-casbah-way · 10 months

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How should I very politely tell someone I know online that I don't care about every aspect of their life and like I come online just to get a break from the real word .

Like I've met them some time ago now online sure but still I'm here to be silly not a therapist and I want to tell them but I'm afraid I'd hurt their feelings.

Any suggestions? Thnkx

im really not the best person to ask this to because i am an aries and autistic and have a personality disorder so if someone is bothering me i either tell them very bluntly and directly to go away or ignore them forever LMAO you don't owe anyone a reply and as long as you're polite and respectful then how they react to you setting a boundary is not your responsibility

#literally just tell them what you said. “im not really in a position to answer this and i came on here to relax and be silly sorry”#or just lie and say youre busy. the great thing abt the internet is you can just ignore people and run away <3 #and also like by entertaining something you know you have no interest in youre wasting your own time but also theirs #let them go find someone on here who DOES want to have their entire life story dumped into their inbox im sure theyre out there somewhere #sometimes being silly means u have to tell some harsh truths. for example please leave me alone and stop messaging me im too silly for this #but also let this be a lesson to anyone who messages me. like unless i explicitly tell you to go away then it means i like messaging you :3 #anyway im sorry if this made no sense or is like The Wrong Answer i really do not do well with human interaction its kind of My Whole Thing

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