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theohnocorral · 2 years
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Ah sorry im a new anon to you and your lovely blog. Also the dominos wouldnt take my carwash coins As payment so uhh maybe just two toppings
~take (im known as take btw)
Ok, hello,
Did you come just to propose? Drawn by the epic battle over my hand? Very bold.
Sorry to hear about dominos, maybe another pizza vendor will be more reasonable? Little Cesar's perhaps?
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FNAF movie Mike is suspicious of Lefty…
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artofalassa · 4 days
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Nothing Beats Pizza On A Cliff
Right? And some things are said...
Part ONE | Part TWO | Part THREE | Part FOUR | Part FIVE | Part SIX | Part SEVEN | Part EIGHT | Part NINE | Part TEN
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catmask · 16 days
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what is it about trying to learn health facts or hygeine or body care that after a certain point it tailspins into online fanaticism. why does my mom believe gut health powders meditation and sunlight mean she will never die or age. girl i just want to find a good yogurt brand
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porrigens · 9 months
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ryugoro silliness
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iooiu · 1 year
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good to know all casey jones’ are the same
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saddestsquid · 2 months
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Pizza Delivery Guy König :((
18+ !!
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All tall and awkward on your doorstep, not being able to meet your eyes as he hands you the warm pizza box. His face immediately burning red when you graze his big hand as you grab the box and slyly pull your blouse down, mentioning to him how you don’t have any money to pay for it.
Asking him what such a big, handsome man is doing delivering pizzas, telling him he deserves a break and pulling him into your house, giggling at him when he knocks his head on the doorframe in his excited rush.
König who stares down at you between his legs like he’s seeing the sunset for the first time, fingers that were tapping nervously against your couches armrest turning into a death grip when you take his stupidly big dick out and start pumping it, muttering impressed coos that have him twitching in your hand.
König who lets out the most adorable whimpers and groans when you take him into your mouth, soft pretty lips stretching wide against his flushed tip. He’s surprisingly respectful for a guy who’s clearly never gotten a blowjob before—not bucking his hips up or pushing your head down until you choke—but you can see his resolve slowly slipping away with every bob of your head, soft hands gripping at whatever you couldn’t fit in your mouth (which was about half of the weapon standing between his legs).
But if you drag your tongue against the vein on the side? Yeah, he’s gone. With a deep groan he grabs your hair and shoves your head down as he releases thick, hot spent down your throat, little gasps and whimpers leaving him when you swallow it all up without fail. 
König who doesn’t walk out of your house with money, but a satisfied smile and your number.
Rararara he’s so stupid I love him so much :33  
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serenado-exe · 1 year
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So anyway -
The point is that Pizza Tower still has a racist, outdated stereotype of Indigenous people in the Oregano Desert level.
It even has a achievement for rain dancing around a totem pole (totem poles are a Pacific Northwest thing, not a Plains Tribe thing). They war cry at you and they throw tomahawks (because it's always tomahawks or spears).
Bellyache about the screencaps being 5 years old if you want, but the stereotype made it into the game, so he hasn't changed that much. He didn't change enough to have a shred of awareness about using a racist stereotype. And before anyone tries: that trope isn't a hallmark of Wario games or 90s animation, it's a hallmark of racism.
Even if he "doesn't" make bigoted jokes anymore (though I would consider the Tribe Cheese one such joke), he made an entire level based around that trope.
And like every other time there's an anti-Indigenous caricature in videogames or popular media, it doesn't get mentioned, or it gets glossed over because the creator went "Oopsie! That was cringe."
The exclusion of the Tribe Cheese from that salvo of screenshots undermines the entirety of it, because it's a solid example of him not having changed enough to be conscious beyond "that was unfunny," and everyone just focuses on what he said and when - without the connection to how that mindset still lingers in the final product of the game.
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equinoxum · 1 year
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curb pizza........
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snapscube · 5 months
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they say a honeyed wine make a lady feel free,
so i pour a gift to you from me!
🍷💃🏻
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softersynths · 1 year
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if you care about something. you make pokemon teams for it
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rotten-dan · 1 year
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gya pizza time
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skully-drawls · 22 days
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That's a lot of toppins
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baalzebufo · 1 year
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more of my awesome bread dough boy
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ghostlykidplaidbanana · 3 months
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Sorry it took so long 😅 here’s part 4 (is it 4 I forget)
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The raphs are my favorite (rise leo is an exception) can you tell
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smalltimidbean · 2 months
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I had a dream where cheeseshop Brick was an NPC in an RPG, had talksprites and I think even spoke, despite being a silent protag - but it was a dream so y'know
So I drew the ones I remembered (which were all the extra exaggerated ones, and possibly subconsciously inspired by Burgerpants ksfdgjk), and added a couple more bc why not!!!
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