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Some crack ships
(In order: Pizzactor, insomnia, depression meal and nightmares)
#art#drawing#fan art#jacksepticeye#jse art#chase bro average#chase brody#minifruits art#crack ship#crackship#pizzactor#pizza delivery iplier#pizza iplier#markiplier#actor mark#dave torres#the edge of sleep#teos#ego shipping#ship art
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#fanart#jacksepticegos#markiplier egos#markiplier#bim trimmer#actor mark#wilford warfstache#the host#randall voorhes#pizza guy mark#or whatever that porniplier is called#i should stop drawing so much during school LORDD#I swear i have bigger projects in the making#dr iplier#HOW DID I ALMOST FORGET HIM#cw non graphic gore#missing eyes#no eyes#this is the host were talking about#oh and that one actor mark drawing i put in here
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Porniplier x reader
Anons: LITTERALY ANYTHING WITH PORNIPLIER (pizza guy or plumber). Idk maybe like we are stuck under the sink and then he finds us and ya know he "checks our pipe" 👀 / ANYTHING FEATURING THE PORNO-IPLIERS IM BEGGING
MINORDS DNI!!!!!! Oh, I should have expected these ones ;P I’m just calling him P in this one. Enjoy!
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You have so many questions for whoever built your house.
Who in the fuck puts the sink in such a place the pipes to the sink is hidden in-between a lot of other pipes, and what looks to be a supporting part of the cabinet it is built into.
You were just supposed to do a quick fix and tighten some parts around the sink-pipe, but instead, with the weird angle you had to hold your hand to get to the pipe, you had gotten it wedged in-between two pipes that you don’t even know what they are for.
You can’t move your wrist, and your other hand can’t reach it either.
You’re stuck on your back with almost half of your body inside the cabinet.
Fuck.
You have no choice but to yell for help, hoping your boyfriend is still home.
“P!” A beat. “P, come help me please!” A few muffled words can be heard in response, and then you hear P’s footsteps getting closer.
“Oh, hello.”
“Come over here, I’m stuck.” You hear some shuffling.
“You’re stuck?”
“Yeah, that’s what I said, so- Ah! What are you doing?” P straddles your thighs, startling you.
“It’s easiest for me to look at where you are stuck like this.” You snort, but don’t protest as he leans down so he can look inside the cabinet.
You make eye contact with him briefly, before his eyes flicker to where your wrist is stuck, and then he grins.
“You truly are stuck.”
“Well, yes, I can’t move from where I am, I do believe that is the definition of stuck. So get something to get my wrist unstuck, like some soap or something.”
“Oh, I got an even better idea.” He fishes out a plastic bottle from his utility belt, and as he pops the lid open, you manage to read the label.
“Lube? You have lube in your utility belt?” You’re a little flabbergasted, but P just grins at you.
“Well of course, it never hurts to be prepared. Whoops!” The lid on the bottle flips closed, and P is left with so much lube in his hand that you don’t doubt it will run down your arm if he were to apply it now.
You don’t look forward to that sensation.
“Would you look at that. I took out too much lube for just your wrist.” A beat, a pause. “Would be a shame to let it go to waste.” His now unoccupied hand dances along the waist of your pants, and you huff. The man is literally several porn cliches wrapped into one. “I could use it to.... inspect your pipes.” That last word pops.
“Oh could you?” You raise an unimpressed brow at the thinly veiled implication in his words.
“Yes, I could, and I think they need some very thorough inspection.” You hum, wiggling your hips up.
“Well, I trust your expertise.”
“Good, let's start with getting rid of these obstacles blocking your ‘pipes’.” Wasting no time and with a lot of earned skill, it only takes seconds for your pants to be off, followed shortly by your underwear. P settles in between your open thighs, grinning up at you.
Lube drips down on you, already warmed up by P’s hand. His fingers dance around your hole, gently prodding before pushing in two at once. It’s a little tight, making you let out a little breathless gasp.
“Oh no, it seems that these pipes aren’t wide enough, we should fix that asap.” With those words, he does just that, starting to pump his fingers in and out of you. You groan, the pace he sets is far from slow, and you feel yourself build towards an orgasm almost embarrassingly quickly.
Two fingers soon turn into three, still wet with lube, and some of your own arousal that P had scooped up with his unoccupied hand.
The scenario is straight out of a porno, and you’re loving it.
You move against his fingers, hoping he takes the hint to replace it with something more, something bigger.
P pulls his fingers out of you, the wet sound of it almost embarrassing hadn’t you been too turned on to care.
“Should be wide enough now, let's test if the pipes work by putting something in them.” He takes his cock in hand, you don’t even know when he got it out, and positions it at your entrance.
He pushes in slowly at first, hands on your thighs keeping you obscenely open.
You moan and he groans as he bottoms out in you, filling you up completely.
“Looks good so far, but I think some further testing is needed.” He pulls out some of his cock, then slams back into you. It makes all of you move, and you see stars as pleasure shoots up your spine.
P sets a fast pace, pumping himself in and out of you with speed, making your nerves sing in the best way possible.
You’re sweating in your shirt, one arm stuck above your head, the other gripping at the edge of the cabinet, holding on for dear life. P is still wearing his tank-top, jeans, and even his utility belt, and you can see the sweat starting to form
It really shouldn’t be as hot as it is, but you feel yourself getting closer and closer to cumming.
And then, with all the jostling P is causing, your wrist slips free from the pipes.
You yelp, because now, you’re a lot less stuck, but that also means P is moving you a hell of a lot more.
Quickly, you grab onto one of the pipes above your head, and push down against P.
Seconds later you tumble over the edge, shaking around P as you come, making him come to, spilling inside of you.
Catching your breath for a few seconds, he pulls out of you and shuffles backwards on his knees. You push yourself out of the cabinet, back on the floor and happy to be unstuck.
“See, I told you lube was a good idea.” You snort as he grins, eyebrows and mustache wiggling with satisfaction as you get up on slightly wobbly feet and he stays kneeling, cock now tucked back into his jeans.
“Yeah, yeah.” You wave at him as you bend over to pick up your pants and underwear, feeling his eyes on your ass. “Now I suggest we take a shower, we’re both gross.”
“Together?” You look over you shoulder as you walk towards the doorway.
“What do you think, Mr. Porn?” P grins, and is quick to get up and follow you towards the bathroom.
#porniplier#porniplier x reader#markiplier egos fanfiction#reader insert#gn reader#gn! reader#smut#porniplier smut#porniplier fic#porniplier fanfiction#lemon#my writing
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A small addendum to the Most Attractive Engineer Mark poll!
@tippytanpies compiled all the results and rated the contestants from least to most attractive based on poll percentage and how far they got into the contest, and I wanted to share their work with yall! So:
Engineer Marks in order of least to most attractive
First Round Eliminants:
18. Camp Counselor Mark at 6.8%
17. The Director at 7.3%
16. Plumber at 10.6%
15. Puppet Mark at 10.9%
14. Old Man Mark at 28.8%
13. RPG Mark at 35.7% (in the tie breaker poll)
2nd Round Eliminants:
12. Crying Mark at 14.2%
11. Lifeguard at 15.5%
10. Crossing Guard at 17.7%
9. Lumberjack at 25%
8. Hermit at 37.5%
7. Dr. Iplier at 39.7%
Semi-Final Eliminants:
6. Bomb Defusal Mark at 1.8%
5. Pizza Man at 11.6%
4. Shootyplier at 12.9%
3. Murdock at 43.7%
Final Eliminant:
2. Noir at 29.4%
The Most Attractive Engineer:
1. The original Head Engineer Mark at 70.6%
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Markiplier Egos Smash tierlist https://tiermaker.com/create/markiplier-egos-15400970 but I put too much godforsaken time into it. all alter egos in order under cut. fml
From left to right, top to bottom:
Please ruin my life: Engineer Mark (In Space With Markilpier), The Necromancer (Ninja Sex Party), Illinois (A Heist With Markiplier), Yancy (A Heist With Markiplier), Damien the Mayor (Who Killed Markiplier), Bim Trimmer (Cyndago Shorts), Resident Enis Mark
NEXT LINE
Smash: Wilford 'Motherloving' Warfstache (Same Name), Heist Mark (A Heist With Makiplier), Murderiplier (In Space With Markiplier, Part Two), Metal Gear Engineer Mark/Tactiplier/Unnamed Soldier Mark (In Space With Markiplier, Part Two), Actor Mark (Who Killed Markiplier), Porniplier Pizza Delivery (In Space With Markiplier, Part Two), Porniplier Construction Worker (In Space With Markiplier, Part Two), Dr. Iplier (Worst News Doctor), [NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH] Dr. Plier (My Therapist, Dr. Plier) [THERAPIST, NOT MD, severly underrated], Chef Iplier (now we're cooking), Date Mark (A Date With Markiplier)
NEXT LINE, CONT.
Bingiplier (Google Gets an Upgrade), The Host (Danger in Fiction), Randall Voorhees (Santa Spills The Tea), Derek Derekson (Santa Spills The Tea), Dadiplier (In Space With Markiplier, Part Two), Cool Patrol Mark (Ninja Sex Party)
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Hug:
Captain Mugnum (A Heist With Markiplier), Old Man Engineer Mark (In Space With Markiplier), Colonel William Barnum (Who Killed Markiplier), Yandereplier (MAKING LOVE FOR SENPAI | Yandere Simulator #12), Bop Mark (Markiplier TV), Porniplier Woodsman (In Space With Markiplier Part Two), Porniplier Doctor [possibly Dr. Iplier] (In Space With Markipler Part Two), Camp Counselor Mark (In Space With Markiplier), Annus (Unnus Annus), Jeremiah (Cyndago), Bonesaw (Cyndago)
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Heehoo (Unnus Annus/In Space With Markiplier)
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Friend:
Darkiplier (Various), Wilford Warfstache (Warfstache Interviews Markiplier), Markiplier Noir (In Space With Markiplier, Part Two), Santaplier (Various), King Of The Squirrels (Markiplier TV), Porniplier Plumber (In Space With Markiplier, Part Two), Porniplier Lifeguard (In Space With Markiplier, Part Two), Jim (Markiplier TV/Corpse Abduction), I Actually Am Not Sure Don't @ me it's 3am, Googleplier (Google IRL), Derek Derekson (Santa Spills The Tea)
NEXT LINE
E-boy Mark (Unnas Annus), Station Commander Mark (In Space With Markiplier), Bill (Werewolves), God of Night (The Tabletop Roleplay thing)
NEXT LINE
Not interested:
Silver Shepherd (Super Infidelity)
Nope go away: none.
In my quest for knowledge I have found only torment. Endless torment. Mark did all of this. I'm simple a biased observer. All mistakes are me or my simping factor. Feel free to ask for clarification. I will not be taking any questions thanks.
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I want pizza-
I haven’t eaten lunch yet and I really just want pizza and then work on sprites for my gameee-
I need to finish one more character before I complete Dr. Iplier’s first date 👍
And then I can move in to Google 👀 Finallyyyy
#markiplier#theidealiplier#markiplierfangame#markiplieregos#googleplier#dr. iplier#my boy is finally going to appear#finallyyyyy
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((Eheheee first to interact probably not idk LMAO))
Kaleb needed a job, cleaning supplies and stuff was getting expensive, if he wanted to keep his killing up. luckily he'd have job experiences before his life of crime. He didn't wanna get a well known job due to keeping alot of him a secret, he had found a some weird pizzeria hiring, seemed perfect. a place like that seemed to probably not know him since not much about Kaleb was known.
He got out of his car, he felt bare without some weapon on him, not even his holder, luckily he still had the red sunglasses covering his face, he had changed his appearance up recently, his hair now a Steel blue color. He just had to get his way through to the owner and get the job.
@murder-iplier
Marshall was reading some files and paper work for the pizza restaurant. He had an interview with someone soon, the company needed a new security guard since the last one got a bit…nosy in the company’s history.
The owner was quite startled when he was informed by one of his workers that Kaleb was here for the job interview. He smiled and told the worker to bring the man in. “Let’s hope this one isn’t as nosy as the last guy…don’t wanna get too bloody.
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Darkiplier is the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell of Ipliers
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Bing:
Bing and his miniature self live inside the indoor skate park! He encourages kids to stay active while eating Iplier’s Birthday Palace brand pizza and other healthy foods.
Meet Bing: Bing loves to skateboard almost as much as he loves sharing and safety practices! Instead of spending his free time on the spine (his favorite), he teaches kids how to stay safe and have a good time!
Meet Mini Bing: An extension of his larger self, you will almost always see Mini Bing performing multiple tricks in his display case. He holds the same likes and values as his larger self.
#Iplier's Birthday Palace#Warfstache's entertainment plaza#Iplier egos#animatronic#egos#fnaf#hwm#iswm#markiplier#five night's at freddy's#markiplier fanart#markiplier fandom#iplier's birthday palace#Bingiplier#Bing#bing irl#Google Irl#Mini Bing
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This is going to get long.
Wilford - pink and glittery
Damien - pure white and pearlescent (cause I like the contrast with Dark's)
Actor - bright red with metallic gold flecks
Bing - glowing orange
Google - glowing blue
Red - glowing red
Green - glowing green
Oliver - glowing yellow
Cool Patrol Leader - normal, but with lots of flecks of metallic gold with some black sparkles
Yancy - metallic silver
Illinois - metallic gold
Murdock - blood red (also actually tastes a lot like blood)
Engineer - black, filled with lots of purple sparkles
Dr. Iplier - normal with minty blue-green hue
Annus - equal parts black and white with silvery sparkles, swirls strangely
Eric - normal with light turquoise flecks and a few yellow-orange sparkles
Porni Bois - all are normal colors with different colored flecks in them. Pizza boy has red flecks, plumber has dark blue flecks, lumberjack has green flecks, lifeguard has orange flecks, construction has yellow flecks, and doctor has light blue flecks (under the assumption that they're separate people and not the same guy in different outfits, of course)
Bim - medium, pale reddish color with lighter, almost-white streaks (looks like raw meat)
Host - pastel yellow with salmon-toned streaks
Author - bright, caution yellow
Heehoo - pale green with white streaks and flecks
God of Night - black with small red streaks, and pale yellow and silver sparkles and flakes (alternatively, black with lots of red sparkles, making it look like a nebula)
That's all I got at the moment. I think about these things a lot, can you tell, lol
These are all very interesting but Murdock's concerns me lol
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Egotober 2022 Day 18: In and Out
Summary: Jackie and Logan sneak into an area of town the heroes are not supposed to be in to talk with Orange.
Prompt: Orange
Characters: Orange, Logan, Jackieboy Man
Chapters: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31
Jack and Logan stood outside of an arcade. It was in the red light district and technically Logan wasn’t supposed to be in this part of town. Both of the heroes were in their civilian clothing and doing their best not to stand out. Jackieboy Man because if he moved too fast it was obvious who he was, and Logan because, if Phantom recognized him it might lead to a misunderstanding and a fight.
But they weren’t here for Phantom, they weren’t even here to spy on Dark’s side of the Entertainment District. They were here because this was an arcade that Orange liked to frequent.
“Still time to sneak back out,” Jackie said. The two of them sat in Logan’s car as they made a plan, and hoped that Orange would just walk out if they gave him enough time.
“We’ll be in and out before Phantom knows that we are here,” Logan said, the logical Side looked around. “We shouldn’t give Iplier too much to worry about.”
“We can’t exactly afford to get into a serious fight,” Jack reminded.
Logan frowned, his fingers tapping on the steering wheel. “Any word on Henrik’s return date? Do we know exactly what he caught?”
“Some new bronchitis strain,” Jackie said. “Apparently it’s very contagious and so they have to run tests. He hasn’t given anything more than that. But he hasn’t told me which hospital they’re keeping him at or what they’re treating him with. Just pictures of some hospital room.”
Logan nodded. “At least he’s in good spirits, I assume they have him on some sort of steroid and cough suppressant combination. Maybe amoxicillin or azithromycin. Probably won’t be that much longer.”
“Yeah, but in and out before that asshole catches us,” Jack said and took a deep breath before stepping out.
Logan turned off the car and got out, locking the door. “In and out.”
The two of them walked in, got some tickets and played at a couple of games as Logan began looking for Orange. And before too long, the logical Side found the temperamental Side. Orange was playing at a street fighter cabinet.
So Logan left his game and walked over to the cabinet.
Orange glanced at him and Logan watched him tense.
“What do you want? I’m busy.” Orange turned his attention back to the game he was playing.
“I’m just here to talk, don’t let me distract me too much,” Logan said right as Orange lost the last round. His eyes glowed and he slammed his fist on the cabinet.
“Fucker,” Orange spat at Logan. “You made me lose.”
“You were losing before I got here,” Logan said.
Orange glared at him and Logan braced to block a punch.
“I’ll be quick, I’ll get you some pizza,” Logan told him.
“Better get me some wings to make up for me losing,” Orange said.
“I did not make you lose, but that can be arranged,” Logan said.
“Fine, whatever,” Orange shoved past the logical Side.
It took Logan to get some pizza, a vegetarian slice for Logan and a half pepperoni and some spicy bbq wings for Orange. Jackie shadowed them, keeping his distance while playing games.
“So what brings you over here?” Orange asked.
“You,” Logan said. “You’re in Phantom’s territory and he has voiced his distaste for Thomas and for us to not enter his territory.”
“Yeah, why do you think I’m here?” Orange said around a mouthful of pizza and wings. “None of you fucks are.”
“It is not safe for you to be here, and it causes problems for the rest of us,” Logan said.
“Yeah, tin man? Boss giving you those marching orders?” Orange said.
“I am the only one acting sensibly in any situation, and if you were around enough you’d know that,” Logan said.
“You know, I figured out what we were before you or Janus, at first I thought your fusion idea would actually work, that’s why I tried to kill you,” Orange said. “But no, that was never going to work, because Pat and Roman would have never held a fusion with Remus long term.”
“Then it’s quite fortunate that fusion can be more recreational, then,” Logan said.
“Pass,” Orange scoffed. “Hard pass.”
“That is your choice,” Logan said. “Virgil is not forced to fuse, you would not be either.”
“Tell the big guy I’m not interested in talking to him, seeing him makes my blood boil, and I’m not giving him shit,” Orange pointed a barbeque covered finger at Logan. “I know that you and Janus jump whenever he wants and the others do whatever you say. I’m not interested in that.”
“You are free to come and go as you please, I am merely asking for you to stay out of Phantom’s territory until some deal can be brokered.” Logan said. “I am asking. If you continue to endanger Roman and Virgil, I will be forced to make you stop.”
“How? By killing me?” Orange was looking him dead in the eyes.
“I could,” Logan said. “It would be easy. I am more skilled and more powerful. I would rather not, especially when you could be contained or restrained elsewhere.”
Orange was quiet for a bit. “You wouldn’t be able to. You think you can, but you’d have to kill me. I’ll give you a week to come up with something. Then I’ll do whatever the hell I want.”
Logan stood up, taking his pizza with him. “Thank you, that is all I am asking for. I appreciate your time.”
Orange flipped him off, he didn’t stand up, he just kept eating. Logan let him be. They had to leave the area fast.
Fortunately Logan and Jackie were able to leave the arcade and get back to the car. Greasy pizza was balanced on the backseat, Remus would wind up eating it when Logan brought it back home.
Jackie would be dropped off close to the base and Logan would go back home to suit up. Their day went about like it normally did.
If Phantom noticed them in his territory, he said and did nothing about it. Logan saw Orange in Gainesville the next day so he assumed he was alright.
All Logan could do was stay in contact with the other heroes and let Janus handle deals with Phantom. That was all he could do for now.
#Egotober2022#Superhero AU#Masks and Maladies#jackieboy man#logan sanders#orange side#dysfunctional family#Logan and Orange still don't like each other#no one dies today
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I present pizzactor
Crackship
#actor mark#wkm mark#who killed markiplier#pizza delivery iplier#pizza iplier#porniplier#crackship#pizzactor
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I'm personally suing you as I now have that stupid HeMan quote stuck in my head
asDSADJKSAL fUCK
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Quick someone get pizza!
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Ouch
I cut my fingy and panicked a lot so here’s a quick not-at-all thought out thing about how some egos would react to s/o cutting their finger while cooking and it like isn’t that bad but they’re freaking out
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Enjoy!
Markiplier egos with an s/o who accidentally cut themselves hcs
Darkiplier
He was in his study, just thinking, while you made dinner
He heard a tiny “ow” and didn’t think much of it
He then heard a louder “OW” and a string of “fuck”s and got worried
He entered the kitchen, to see you gripping your wrist and holding your finger under the water from the sink
He thinks you burned yourself
Then you pull your hand away and he sees blood and immediately makes his way over.
“What happened? Are you ok? How bad is it?”
You don’t answer as you are too busy hyperventilating because goddammit it HURTS
He tries to take your hand to look at it but you won’t let him
You look so hurt and vulnerable and he feels so bad
If you’d asked him to help cook, and he didn’t take it, he’d feel a thousand times worse
Eventually, he gets you to sit down and calms you, just a bit, and goes to get band aids
He comes back to you looking like you’re about to have a panic attack
He quickly stands you back up, and you put your finger back under the sink.
He gently washes it with soap and apologizes every time you make a noise
He gives you the bandage and lets you sit on the couch
You calm down and lean on his shoulder
He lets you sit there for a bit, rubbing your arm.
You eventually look up at him
“I think I may have overreacted.”
He’d laugh and kiss your head and goes to finish cooking dinner
Wilford
He wasn’t even home yet
You told him you were starting dinner and he left wherever he was immediately.
He was picking up wine from the store when you called him
“Wilford please get bandaids”
He was confused and a little worried, so he asked why
“Please just buy some and hurry home please” and you hung up
Now, Wilford is hardly a reasonable man as it is. so when he ran out of the store (without paying) and sped down the road in his car to get home before you, like, died or some shit, you shouldn’t have been surprised
He may or may not have run into a pedestrian or two on the way
He threw the door open when he got home, gun in hand
“WHAT HAPPENED WHAT’S THE DANGER”
You’re sitting on a chair in the kitchen breathing heavily, holding your finger
He can’t help but laugh because, christ, he thought it was something BAD
But, to you, it was bad. and he was laughing at you.
You tear up, just a bit. you’re feeling a lot of emotions right now.
He sees and gets worried again because is it worse than he thinks?? is there another injury??? are you traumatized what’s happening?
He tries to look at the cut but you turn away, looking very upset
He tries to convince you to let him see but you won’t budge
You’re whining a little (which I do because I can’t emote properly) which makes him upset
He drops to his knees and holds out his hands
“C’mon, baby! Let me see! Let me help!”
He’s being overdramatic and stupid and it makes you smile. So you do.
He gently kisses the spot, as to not hurt you, and puts a bandaid over it, kissing that too.
He orders take out and lets you lay on his lap while he pets your hair
Yancy
He was practicing some dance moves when he heard you in the kitchen
You were cursing and breathing heavily
Logically, he should know that perhaps you hurt yourself making dinner
However Yancy is a bit of a dumbass so he thinks someone broke in or something
He walks in with a knife, only for you to stand there with your finger under the sink.
He sees the blood, so concludes that you cut yourself. But you look really upset?
He’s mostly confused.
He’s been through worse, you’ve been through worse, he KNOWS you have
So why are you so upset?
“Why are you so upset?” “I don’t know!” “It’s not that bad” “I know...” “What’s the problem?” “I don’t KNOW!”
You start to cry, just a bit, and Yancy panics
He doesn’t know what to do. He’s not used to this!
He wants to tell you to get over it, but also he doesn’t?
Like, he knows it’s the easiest thing to say, but also not the BEST thing to say
So he says nothing. He gets a band aid, puts it on your finger, and hugs you.
He holds you for a minutes until your breathing is normal
If you tell him you don’t wanna cook today, he orders pizza
If you tell him you can, he’ll try to help
You have to kick him out because the man doesn’t know what the fuck he’s doing
Illinois
He’s watching you cook and sees it happen before it does
Your finger isn’t in the right place, he saw you adjust
He tries to warn you but doesn’t do it in time
He winces because ouch
He processes what happened before you do, so he already has the band aids.
He turns the sink on, moves your finger underneath, and cleans it with soap
He puts the band aid on you and kisses your hand
He asks if you want to keep cooking or if you want him to cook
If you want to, he’ll help you with whatever you were doing first that made you cut yourself
If you don’t want to, he’ll finish what you were doing on his own.
He makes sure you’ve calmed down and holds your hand, rubbing his thumb over your knuckles
“Im being overdramatic...”
“No, you’re not. It hurt. You bled. You got upset. You’re ok now.”
He’s a very understanding and responsible man ^///^
Magnum
None of that goddamn crew can cook for shit, so you always have to
Mostly fish and vegetables you buy at different ports
Magnum and the others are just drinking and laughing when they hear you yell and curse from the kitchen
Magnum goes over to see what’s happening
He sees you holding your finger and goes to hold you
He’s very. protective, I’m gonna say.
“Oh, poor darlin’... are ye alright? Are ye ok? Awh, sweetheart...”
He doesn’t have bandaids, so he cleans a cloth and covers your finger
He makes you rest in your room (even though it wasn’t particularly that bad)
The other crewmates check in periodically to see if you’re ok
Magnum decides he’s going to cook
Yes, the ship catches on fire. No, he will not say how he did it
You have to finish dinner, otherwise the others are gonna kill themselves trying
Google
He’s recharging on the couch while you cook
He hears you curse from the kitchen and concludes you’ve hurt yourself
He doesn’t really see one injury as too much worse than another. they’re all bad
He knows what happens if even the smallest wound gets infected
He wants it dealt with quickly and efficiently
He walks up to you and grabs your hand, pulling it under the sink
He cleans it with soap, puts a band aid on it, and leaves
Dr. Iplier who, bitch?
He likes to sit when you while you eat, just so he can talk to you
You, however, don’t talk to him at all and he’s a little upset
He figures he was a bit too rough with you at first when he reaches for you after you stand up and you pull away
“I apologize for my methods, I wanted to make sure the wound was dealt with posthaste.”
“Well... I guess that’s a good enough excuse.”
You hug him, and he (hesitantly) hugs back
Bing
Probably the reason you cut yourself lmao
He enjoys bothering you when you’re busy
He hasn’t recieved his Designated Bing Attention Hours today and therefore you have to deal with a very clingy and annoying Bing
He’d be less annoying if he’d stop fucking TOUCHING THINGS but w/e
He bumps into you and you yell
He doesn’t realize that you cut yourself until you start cursing
He turns around to see you frantically turning the water on and gets very nervous
Shit, that was his fault? He did that? Fuck, you’re angry, aren’t you. FUCK
He leaves, immediately, and you have to deal with it yourself.
He paces in your room for a bit, debating what to do
“Ok. Alright. What do people like. Phones? I could buy a phone. I could STEAL a phone. I could steal anything they want! Do people need graphics cards?”
He settles for walking back into the kitchen, apologizing, and walking back out
“nailed it”
You’re a little quiet the rest of the day, and he’s still nervous, but you hug him and kiss his cheek before you get ready to go to bed, so it’s ok
#i did 7 instead of 6 and i dont really care#i was gonna put dr iplier#but then i realized he's probably a competent human being and that's no fun#either that or he'd just say you're dying and walk away and that's no fun either#darkiplier x reader#googleplier x reader#bing x reader#illinois x reader#yancy x reader#wilford warfstache x reader#wilford x reader#captain magnum x reader#x gender neutral reader#x gn reader#markiplier egos x reader#self indulgence babey
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Honestly this is my first time ever on Tumblr so, for my first post I'll be explaining what exactly I'll be doing here and posting about.
♡ Fandoms I'll post about ♡
- DDLC (Doki Doki Literature club)
- Alter Ego Fandom
♡ What I do post ♡
- Headcanons
- Theories
- RP plots
- X Reader's or Insert Reader's
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✘ What I don't post ✘
- Fandoms I'm not in or I have no knowledge of
- 18+ requests
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♡ Egos / Characters I'll post about ♡
🥀🌻 Iplier Egos 🌻🥀
💞 Mark Fischbach (Creator) 💞
🖤💙❤ Darkiplier / Damien Whitacare ❤💙🖤
🥞🍨💖 Wilford Warfstache 💖🍨🥞
💙👓 Googleiplier 👓💙
🎮🎲Bim Trimmer 🎲🎮
💛💉 Dr. Iplier 💉💛
💞💕 Yandereiplier 💕💞
🥈🏋 Silver Shepherd 🏋🥈
🧡🛹 Bingiplier 🛹🧡
💕💗 Actor Mark 💕💗
💃⚪ Yancy ⚪💃
💙📷 Jim's 📷💙
🧡🤠 Illinois 🤠🧡
❤📔 The Host/Author 📔❤
💭💖 Eric 💖💭
🏴☠️🌊 Captain Magnum 🌊🏴☠️
🌸💖 Pasteliplier 💖🌸
♻️💚 Ed Edgar 💚♻️
🍲💝 Chefiplier 💝🍲
⬜🖤 Annus 🖤⬜
💀 WKM (Who Killed Markiplier?) 💀
😇💝 DA (District Attorney) / Vanessa Rae Smith 💝😇
🕵💢 Abe The Detective 💢🕵
🍲 Angy Chef 🍲
💙🍵 Benjamin Butler 🍵💙
🏵👒George Groundsman 👒🏵
🚀🌌 ISWM 🌌🚀
✨❄Celcionnia F. Kelvina / Celine Whitacare ❄✨
💠💙 Dorene L. Whitacare 💙💠
😴🤧 Head Engineer Mark / Spaceiplier 🤧😴
💄🌟 Lady 💄🌟
💢🔫 Gunther 🔫💢
💙🌧 Wug 🌧💙
🌼🃏Bandit Lady 🃏🌼
❤🔧 Burt 🔧❤
🚨 🚧 Construction Mark 🚧🚨
👴📔 Dadiplier / Stan? 📔👴
🏖💝 Life Guard Mark 💝🏖
🍕💘 Pizza Guy Mark 💘🍕
🍵🍪 Septic Egos 🍪🍵
🔔 Seán McLoughin (Creator) 🔔
💚 🔪🐢 Antisepticeye 🐢🔪💚
😇🥺 JJ 😇🥺
🐈✨ Marvin The Magnificent ✨🐈
💜🧟♂️ Robbie 🧟♂️💜
💚🦸♂️Jackieboyman 🦸♂️💚
🔫🧢 Chase Brody 🧢🔫
💚💉 Henrik Von Shneeplestein 💉💚
💙🖤 CrankGamePlay Egos 🖤💙
🍪💙 Ethan Nestor (Creator) 💙🍪
❔🖤 Unus 🖤❔
😞💙 Blank 😞💙
🍦💙 Mad Mike 💙🍦
💚☮️ Game Theory Egos ☮️💚
✅ ♻️ Matthew Patrick (Creator)♻️ ✅
💣🔥 Madpat 🔥💣
🥝💚 Mack (Theory Crew) 💚🥝
💜🎤 NWTB Egos 🎤💜
💜🎼 Nathan Sharp (Creator) 🎼💜
💋💅 Phantom 💋💅
🎸🎵 Natemare 🎵🎸
♥💮 Natepai 💮♥
📔💞 DDLC (Doki Doki Literature Club)💞📔
♟️🎲 Protagonist 🎲♟️
🍪💙 Sayori 💙🍪
😡🧁 Natsuki 🧁😡
🌻💚 Monika 💚🌻
🥀💜 Yuri 💜🥀
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Requests are open at anytime so you can request whatever you'd like from the characters I've listed out, and I'll do my best to deliver, I'll put this out here that I won't have stable Wi-Fi 24/7 but I'll try to do these things :) - Cassidy 💜
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