#piranha germs
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TW// fake, cartoon bl//d, realistic v//ns, br//s/s, missing b//dy parts, gore
on october 13th, 2013, the “aqua tv show show” episode, “piranha germs”, first aired on [adult swim]
guest stars brian stack as don and rob poynter
production art from bob pettitt
#atvss#aqua tv show show#master shake#meatwad#frylock#don#piranha germs#piranha germs ep#piranha germs episode#season 10#bob pettitt
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those piranha germs, man!
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CATCHING MY BREATH, STARING OUT AN OPEN WINDOW
Tanton Dempsey is based on Tantor from Tarzan. He is a 27 year old shapeshifter, pool attendant, and uses he/him pronouns. He has the power of shifting. Tantor is portrayed by Justice Smith and he is open.
CATCHING MY DEATH, AND I COULDN’T BE SURE
Tanton was not known for being brave. Ever since he was a child, he was plagued with fears, both rational and irrational. Whether it be germs, piranhas, strangers, crowded spaces or another various phobia (he seemed to pick up new ones daily) something always held him back. The best thing that ever happened to him -- though, really, traumatizing at the time -- was Taran and Terk crashing into his swimming hole and his life. Despite being bigger and stronger than most of the kids his age, he was too terrified to stop hiding behind his mother and introduce himself. Fortunately for him, those two didn't give him an option. They forced him out of his shell, and while he still struggled with anxiety, he had friends to help him through it... or sometimes make it worse with every new scheme they came up with. When the Porters and Clayton came around, Tanton was worried, he knew that humans could be trouble... but he trusted his best friend. Jane was nice, and surely anyone like Taran was okay.
For once, unfortunately, it seemed he would have been better trusting his instincts. Everything was fine until it wasn't, and the next thing Tanton knew, Terk was dragging him off to find their runaway friend. It was all very anxiety inducing, but he was able to pull himself together for the people he loved more than his own well-being. Though his memories of recent events were wiped clean after crossing into city limits, and he was left confused as to why they'd come to Evermore in the first place. Stuck in a town he wasn't used to, surrounded by humans, Tanton tried to keep calm and got a job keeping up the local pool, and keep Terk in check the best he could. If he had to get by for the foreseeable future, at least he could be working with water instead of forced into customer service. He didn't think his poor heart could handle that.
I HAD A FEELING SO PECULIAR
❀ Dorotea Hernandez: She scares him, as most people do... but it's different. There's an energy about Tootie that Tanton just can't match, and when when he sees her coming he instantly worries about the conversation he's about to get stuck in.
❀ Fraser Williams: Fraser has taught him a lot about fear, and even the name of some phobias he wasn't aware of. It's useful having someone around that doesn't judge him for the way he is, and actually understands it.
❀ Nani Pelekai: He sees her by the pool every now and then, staring at the water with a lost look in her eyes. She looks kind enough he'd love to introduce himself, but he can't find the nerve.
THAT THIS PAIN WOULD BE FOR EVERMORE
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I was going through your archive when I found a post that I love so dang much. It's the one where you take a demons power to go to different anime's. But surprise! Everyone is yandere for you now. But I gotta idea for it. Let's say you FINALLY get back to your universe, you're thinking that no more yandere's are gonna go after you. Then you see L in a cafe, Sebastian along with Ciel coming out of a car, and all the yandere's you THOUGHT you escaped from have just entered the Real universe.
You think you’re safe, you think that finally you can rest and not have to worry about being taken, being stalked and watched every living second of the day. The world seems to have slowed down, you no longer feel the need to run and escape from those you once looked up too and favored.
But then you feel the hairs stand on the back of your neck. That familiar trepidation turning into dread, sinking your heart and stomach. Call it instinct, call it magic, but you knew in your gut you weren’t actually safe.
A familiar blond bombshell with red wings is being admired down the street, his golden eyes piercing yours while he wears his signature playboy grin. Like a true hawk cornering it’s prey.
Just a few feet beside him, a man with a green and black checkered jacket is seen asking people all sorts of odd questions, you can only guess that he’s asking about you.
No. No this isn’t fair! This isn’t supposed to be happening! You want to scream, to dash the other direction, but you also want to fight them out of the absolute frustration of being chased constantly without a second to breathe. That fucking asshole demon! An absolute bitch!
You begin to search for a route that would help you hide. Alleyways, crowds of people, stores with accessible storage rooms, anything would be a godsend to hide from the ever growing list of problems and psychos following you.
While dodging as many pedestrians as possible was a skill you’ve reluctantly been honing in on lately, it was going to happen that you’d lose focus through your panic. You collide into a muscular, well built man with his hair in a tight bun. Beside him is a smaller, but still taller light haired man with an apologetic smile.
Asahi and Sugawara. Of course, even the sweethearts are after you.
“Oh-oh my goodness Y/N! I’m so sorry! I know I was looking for you but I didn’t mean-“
“Easy Asahi-“ Suga soothed, helping you up off of the ground while you wince and scrunch your nose. While colliding with the absolute unit of a man, you fell back and felt a crack as you used your hands to break your fall, and it looks like your body took that term literally.
“Oh god, that doesn’t look to good” Asahi murmurs, gently rubbing his thumb over your ever swelling wrist. His lips softly kiss the skin while Suga places his hand on your back, guiding you to walk with them as he beams his beautiful smile down at you.
“It’s alright, you don’t have to worry about anything, we’re gonna take care of you. I guess the whole team kinda scared you off huh? They tend to do that when overexcited” he smiles, as if any of this was remotely normal.
You were trapped. Not only where they more capable of chasing you down, their height and strength combined meant you couldn’t possibly get away, unless some miracle occurred. And lately? That’s been a commodity you’ve been starved of.
Asahi continues to ask if you’re ok, stuttering and timidly looking away on occasion when all you manage is a grunt of irritation and pain. You can’t even focus on where these two are taking you, your wrist throbbing and burning as the impact of the damage done starts to sink in.
As you are turned down a sketchy alley, Asahi abruptly stops in his tracks, pushing you behind him and giving Suga a stern and suspicious expression. Suga just nods, and pulls you close to him as he whispers in your ear “Stay beside me, ok? Not to make you worry or anything but...we don’t think we’re alone here”.
Fucking duh. Of course you aren’t. There’s as many psycho, obsessed anime characters as there is germs at this point. For all you knew cells from cells at work were coming to take you. And it would be kind of funny if that wasn’t a real possibility!
You just bite back a sob of frustration, tears freely running down your face as you collapse to the ground and bury your face in the hand that wasn’t currently having a malfunction. Suga assumes it’s the pain, kneeling down to try and soothe you the best he could. Seconds later, a blade swings by and misses you both by just millimeters.
Looking up from utter fear, you see none other than Zack Foster standing with an unhinged expression. “Alright you had your fun you little runaway, but I’m kinda getting tired of chasing you all over creation. A mans got needs you know? Cant keep his needs away from him forever!”
Asahi tightens his fists and puffs out his chest, stalking closer to the scrawny man as he sets his scythe against his shoulder. “You aren’t even close to worthy of having Y/Ns love! You just nearly killed her!” He shouts, giving Suga a nod to lift you up and make a run for it.
The two continue to throw jabs and tauntings as Suga gently lifts you, nuzzling into your shoulder as he rubs your back to soothe you. “You’re ok, you’re gonna be ok” he repeats, as if talking to a scared child and not an adult wanting to sell their soul again to get out of this nightmare.
Once again, because sure why not, Suga stops in his tracks and clenches you tighter to his chest.
You look over your shoulder to see just what new clusterfuck the universe has given you, meeting the demonic eyes of Rui, who’s webbing was ready to slice the man apart if he so much as breathed wrong.
“Enough games. Give me what is mine and I’ll make your death much less painful. Y/N was taken from me and I plan on getting rid of any and everyone involved”. His words were so calm, so matter of fact, as if he expected Suga to just comply and accept his fate.
You shut your eyes, hearing the voices of many other characters approaching like piranhas to an injured animal. Except instead of working together, they planned to tear anyone apart just to have you, and no matter the outcome you didn’t want to see just who the victor would be.
(-Mommabean, please leave comments or tell me what you think! Helps motivate me and to see where I need to work on more!)
#yandere scenarios#yandere imagines#Yandere portal#Yandere anime#yandere sugawara#Yandere Asahi#Yandere Zack Foster#Yandere Rui#yandere demon slayer#Yandere Haikyuu#Mommabean
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DNP Rewatch: Easter Baking - EXTREME TRIPLE CHOCOLATE NESTS
Date video was published: 04/04/2015 (X)
DNP Main Channel Rewatch: 265
The first Easter baking video!
0:10 - that bunny costume is kind of terrifying. They had it from a merch calendar they made. Phil also posted a slightly disturbing picture wearing it.
0:11 - but Phil just thinks it’s funny enough to do the tongue-thing. He’s trying so hard to be able to make eye contact with Dan.
0:25 - Phil with the brief up-and-down look and then the casual grooming/fixing of his hair. And a fanfic reference. The start of this video is something else. “Pruning each other like monkeys” indeed.
0:38 - much less disturbing than the bunny head. Phil has so many “excuses” to just look at the start of this video.
0:45 - love that Dan did the decorating again, just like in the Halloween baking video. Yeah, they don’t have that many decorations...so apparently a lei and piranha plant flowers are “Eastery” enough, lol
0:57 - wtf Phil. And then Dan’s fond “you’re such a strange person” 🥺 Same energy as “nice to know after all these years, he’s still fucking weird.”
1:27 - Dan hyping it up. There is no reference to Delia Smith in this baking video, for the first time.
1:29 - WHY did they hang the bunny-head upside down in the background?! 😳
1:32 - I don’t know about the look in Dan’s eyes as Phil says “preparation”
1:38 - Dan’s like...where is this going. Then the fond little giggle and Phil is so proud of himself.
1:51 - “not Japan” ...where they will be going later in the month. Dan with the subtle foreshadowing.
1:56 - this is not nearly as bad as the hanging bunny head, Phil...
2:05 - they had the silicone discussion in the Halloween baking video too...why are they so impressed with that. why Dan.
2:30 - I’m impressed that Phil actually managed to catch all of those.
2:58 - of course they’re open. It’s a running theme at this point that Phil has to pick at least one ingredient to eat ahead of time.
3:06 - lol at Phil in the back silently increasing the count 😂
3:13 - they’re better off when they don’t actually have to put things in the oven, usually
3:20 - jesus christ. It wouldn’t even be that bad, except Phil has such a strong reaction, lol.
3:23 - and then we have a jump cut and Phil’s top shirt button is undone. umm.
3:32 - every time they say “microwave” I think of PINOF 2
3:45 - Phil’s shirt is buttoned fully again. Smart to heat the water in the kettle first!
4:02 - “mate....s” nice save there Phil
4:31 - Dan finds everything Phil says amusing. And then is ready to play-off of it too.
4:50 - “never go full northern” I love it 😂
4:56 - Phil can do a very convincing deadpan when he wants to
5:15 - “just let it drip out” did not need to be said in that tone...
5:50 - Attack of Titan theme singing, of course. Also, so much Phil arm and freckles in this video!
6:01 - just over there giggling to themselves and leaving it in the video
6:10 - they did not balance that spoon well
6:19 - it is more that theme than Easter, lol
6:46 - the origins of the naked-man apron! I love Dan’s reaction when he first sees it. Phil is so pleased with himself.
6:54 - love the growth from not showing any further down here to Phil completely not giving a shit years later
7:00 - they’ve switched burners for some reason. Now Dan keeps calling it “extreme” too, lol
7:07 - Phil’s top button is undone again. What are they doing.
7:23 - love the choice to zoom in on Dan for his little “yeah”
7:32 - they love to have little songs for everything. Phil’s “yeah” was infinitely more disturbing.
7:50 - Phil’s fond teasing like ‘we have more bowls you idiot’
8:13 - I can’t believe they didn’t dump it completely at least once with the amount of issues they seem to be having
8:26 - “into my coffin” what is Phil’s brain.
8:35 - his voice isn’t that bad here, but it turned out he did have laryngitis
8:37 - “husky sensual voice” thanks for sharing there, Dan
8:39 - well it’s far to late to worry about that; personal space does not exist in this video, lol.
9:05 - this is by far the least-complicated decorating they do in a baking video
9:12 - well neither of them are wrong...
9:29 - I live for Phil’s eyerolls
9:43 - not sure that zoom-in was necessary. The creepy bunny eyes in the background do not help.
9:52 - that’s an even better Phil eyeroll 😂
9:56 - I want to know what’s in the little white containers in the fridge door. It almost looks like extra of the melted chocolate, but I wonder what they were doing with it
10:06 - Dan looks so caught out, lol. This is quite a screenshot...
10:16 - no thank you 😨
10:24 - Dan does not like it either, hahaha
10:26 - and after the break, Phil’s shirt is fully buttoned again and he’s stolen the flower crown
10:35 - the “display unnecessarily” annotation is great
10:39 - Dan’s got the crown back
11:01 - and Phil with the crown again. Are we missing a crown-fight during the jump cuts, or did they just film things out of order?
11:04 - why does it vaguely looks like Dan is holding a baby
11:15 - Phil really does just say whatever comes to mind sometimes
11:21 - Phil is opening his mouth so wide, lol. Dan starts to go ahead, and then he paused and realized he needed to say something about it, probably.
11:31 - clearly Dan is not that concerned about sharing germs with a maybe-sick Phil
11:37 - “I’m a genius” Phil is so proud of himself.
11:55 - Dan immediately amused by trying to figure out what that means
12:08 - Phil with the instructions while trying not to laugh
12:15 - Phil arms 👀
12:32 - Phil’s not even on camera for the draw-Phil-naked intro here
12:41 - all the TABINOF/TATINOF promo had been on Dan’s channel and social media so far!
I love this baking video. Although I love pretty much every baking video. When it’s a simpler bake like this it’s less chaotic though, lol.
Also have to mention that this was the year of the first DanAndPhilCRAFTS April Fools Day videos (1, 2, 3) a few days before this.
#dan and phil#dnp#dnpRewatch#amazingphil#daniel howell#phil lester#danisnotonfire#amazingphil videos#Easter Baking - EXTREME TRIPLE CHOCOLATE NESTS#cw food
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Uneasy Listening August 21, 2021: Secrets
Feels like a lifetime ago!
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Bay City Rollers - Saturday Night
The Pierces - Secret
Germs - What We Do Is Secret
DJ speaks over Pink Floyd - Saucerful of Secrets
Kaos - Top Secret
Pretty Poison - Secrets
Bert Williams - Everybody Wants a Key to My Cellar
Naked Spots Dance - Secrets
Kathy Kirby - Secret Love
DJ speaks over Drake Tungsten - Secrets
Dee Dee Sharp - Deep Dark Secret
Dear Eloise - 隐秘生活 (Secret Life)
Manu Chao - Clandestino
XTC - The Meeting Place
Nico - Secret Side
DJ speaks over Brian Eno - The Secret Place
Orchestra Harlow - Everybody's Got Something To Hide Except Me And My Monkey
Half Japanese - The House I Live in
Joan Baez - Long Black Veil
No Hope For The Kids - Secret Police
Gene Vincent & His Blue Caps - Keep It a Secret
PLASTICS - Top Secret Man
DJ speaks over Man or Astroman? - Secret Agent Conrad Uno
The Go-Go's - Our Lips Are Sealed
Charge 69 - Idylle secrète
The Piranhas - Yap Yap Yap
Bobby Womack - Secrets
Patrik Fitzgerald - My Secret Life
Red Dons - Secret Agent
Kirsty MacColl - They Don’t Know
Wire - I Feel Mysterious Today (demo)
DJ speaks over The Cure - Secrets
The Smithereens - Strangers When We Meet
The Clean - Secret Place
Aus-Rotten - Secret Police, Secret Army
The Plugz - Hombre Secreto
L-Seven - Secrets
Rudimentary Peni - Your Secret Life
Otis Williams & His Charms - The Secret
DJ speaks over Lalo Schifrin - Secret Code
The Cure - Secrets
Nation of Ulysses - A Kid Who Tells On Another Kid Is a Dead Kid
The Runaways - Secrets
S.I.B. - My Secret Life
Secret Affair - Hide and Seek
Matthew Sweet - Dark Secret
#radio#community radio#college radio#wprb#secrets#playlist#music#punk#new wave#alernative rock#anarcho punk#crust punk#jazz#hot jazz#post punk#power pop#soul
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Ultimate Aqua Teen Hunger Force Body Horror Masterlist
ATHF was on just before the age of streaming, so a lot of my memories of the show are fragmented half-truths from bleary-eyed 3 AM viewing sessions. Upon a disorganized loose rewatch of the series I’ve discovered that is just as bizarre and disturbing as my sleep-deprived memories recalled, so I’ve made a fun little list of all the most disgusting and vile things this beloved cratoon enticed me to suffer through.
TONIGHT!
Fry Legs
In an attempt to woo a computer repair technician he’s stalking, Frylock liquefies her boyfriend in public. He then poorly reassembles his corpse and tapes his brain into the shambling monstrosity, assuming his identity in order to marry the technician. As he’s proposing, his legs snap off like dry twigs and Cary Mean’s howl of pain is genuinely upsetting, as is the bluebird picking at his exposed brain, and the chilling implication at the end that Frylock is now permanently trapped in this decaying body. Great work all around. Also, the technician lady is revealed to be a C.H.U.D. who has sex with animals.
Hypno-Germ
Shake sits on a gas station toilet seat in New Joisey and is infected with the eponymous Hypnogerms. To be fair, this is more psychological than body horror, with Shake’s life slowly being overtaken by a persistent fantasy world primarily populated with talking file cabinets who slip him psychic commands to do things like “lock yourself in a cold, dark room”, “smear yourself with garbage and try to cross the freeway” and “eat your own dung”. Also, at the end of the episode Shake farts via his eyes.
Antenna
ATHF predicts 5G: The Episode. Aliens install a massive satellite tower above Carl’s house. It replaces any TV or phone signals with a monotonous video of two aliens passing a cardboard box back and forth, which also causes torrential nosebleeds and swelling of the cranium/eyes. Special Guest Star Voice Over Artist George Lowe.
She Creature
Carl’s pool has turned stagnant with neglect, breeding hundreds of mosquitoes as well as some huge, unidentifiable creature. Carl lets the mob use it to dispose of bodies to help alleviate his debt with them, but ultimately the Aqua Teens “help” him chlorinate his pool and install a filter. The creature is revealed to be a beautiful mermaid, who offers to give Carl an “indescribable pleasure” for 30 bucks, 50 if the Aqua Teens watch. After she swims into his penis, Carl then explodes in a torrent of eggs, as does Frylock, Meatwad, but not Shake. Not even the sea monster wanted to fuck Shake.
Piranha Germs
This one is pretty repulsive, even for me. Shake gets a job as a “viral marketer” from a floating severed head, who assigns him tasks such as eating raw ground beef with a fork from off the ground, or dipping his hands in unpasteurized milk and squeezing raw chicken before walking around a conference hall shaking hands/giving high fives with as many people as possible. Shake eventually contracts a disease that literally devours him at the cellular level, slowly disintegrating his body. The head takes Shake to the company health care provider (another floating head) who has Shake inject himself with more of the virus. Eventually Frylock takes action, hooking Shake up to a machine that “boils and bleaches the blood”, an agonizing process that lasts at least 3 days straight. That over with, Frylock tells a bloated Shake that his blood has been replaced with a highly explosive substance and promptly freezes him. A really unpleasant experience to watch overall, which makes for an excellent ATHF episode. It’s marred somewhat by the fact that its ending is essentially just a less-funny rehash of the next featured episode, and one of ATHF’s best...
The Clowning
I feel like the image above should be all you need to know about The Clowning. Carl gets a wig infected by an alien clown disease. ATHF’s writers seem to have something of a predilection towards horrible viruses, and I gotta say that Carl-centric episodes are always my favourite. He’s just such a delightfully crass and obnoxious character, the writers and animators seem to find such joy in coming up with these nightmarish fates for him. Anyway with Carl fully clownified, Frylock freezes him in the hopes of someday developing a cure. Cut to many years later with the Aqua Teens elderly and senile in a zombie apocalypse, with Clown Carl still frozen, used as a coat rack. Then he falls over and shatters.
Total Re-Carl
And here we are at the logical conclusion of this exercise, the single best episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force ever made, the one that scarred me as a teen, and the one that inspired this list in the first place.
I really love that Carl begins the episode trying to avoid talking to Frylock, to the point where he turns his lights off and hides behind the couch muttering “Go away, dammit. Just go away.” It’s like he knows what’s coming for him. He just wants to sit around drinking beer and watching porno, but these horrible talking foodmin keep ruining his life. He’s trying so desperately to have some peace, which makes what happens to him in this episode that much more horrifying and hilarious.
Frylock breaks into Carl’s house and talks him into coming out to try his new jet engine powered vacuum toilet (that, of course, is sitting on Carl’s lawn in plain sight, although Frylock assures Carl he has built a state-of-the-art invisibility curtain for privacy (a Lie)), and provides him with a care package of fiber tablets, espresso beans, and other laxatives.
After surreptitiously locking Carl out of his house, Frylock and Meatwad watch from a distance as Carl is forced to try out the new toilet and is immediately and violently sucked into the toilet bowl, his body ejected out the back as a red mist, only his head left unmulched. Frylock hooks up Carl’s head to his computer to keep him alive and to translate his brain output to text, and the little flash of dialogue we see on the screen makes me laugh every time:
The Aqua Teens then fail several times to find a replacement for Carl’s body. The first is the corpse of an elderly black man whose body immediately “rejects the head transplant” and begins savagely attempting to rip Carl off his shoulders.
The next try is easily the worst mental image I have ever experienced on syndicated television, and while I love this episode I’m thankful for the simple artstyle and the relative restraint they showed compared to later as far as gore goes.
Frylock tells Shake to order some body parts from online, but Shake buys from “we-got-us-some-medical-waste.com” and receives a soggy cardboard box filled entirely with loose eyeballs. Carl wakes to find his head attached a Heaping Golem of Eyes, which honestly sounds like a Bloodborne enemy 12 years ahead of its time. At Frylock’s behest, he takes a step forward to try out his new “legs” and Dave Willis’s voice acting for this scene still scares the shit out of me, if I’m being honest. Those screams are every bit as excruciating as I would expect for someone whose feet are made from dozens of lidless corneas.
The third and final replacement is a gleaming exoskeleton of weaponized powerarmour, which they quickly realize is a terrible idea seeing as how he just tried to murder Frylock with this eye arms. They end up putting his severed head on a RC car while Meatwad obliterates Shake with the exoskeleton.
Thanks for reading!
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Hey guys!! So I randomly had a dream that included Ransom even though I haven’t seen the movie yet (I know I’m trying lol). Although my whole dream wasn’t about him, this imagine is based off of a small part and hopefully you guys like it! 😊💕
Pairing: Ransom Drysdale x Black Reader
Warnings: None
“ARE YOU MAD?! YOU THINK ITS OK TO STORAGE FOOD LIKE THIS?!!,” Gordon Ramsey yelled at yet another restaurant owner while going through their pantry.
Shaking your head, you laugh in disbelief as the kitchen staff begins the blame game pointing fingers at everyone else on why things aren’t correct. While sitting at home on a Friday night watching tv might not be ideal for everyone, you had been looking forward to it all week.
Although you loved your job of being a kindergarten teacher, and your students, you definitely needed some me time on the weekends. Thus why you were currently snuggled under your blanket in your pajama shorts and an old graphic tee with your favorite snacks beside you and loving every minute of it.
Just as a commercial comes on, a strong knock on your front door slightly startles you from the noise as well as the fact that you weren’t expecting anyone. Making your way to your front door, you look through the peephole to meet an unpleasant surprise.
Dressed up in black pants and dress shoes along with a white button down shirt stained with red wine, there stood your best friend since 3rd grade, Ransom Drysdale, looking rich and smug as always.
“Cupcake!,” he smiled with open arms.
You hated that nickname ever since he gave it to you in high school, and he knew that too which is why he kept using it. Long story short, never ask Ransom to pretend to be your boyfriend so a not so secret admirer can leave you alone.
“Hugh,” you smile back, arms crossed in front of you as he rolls his eyes. Just as you hated “cupcake” he hated his first name, Hugh, which was all the ammunition you needed to annoy him.
“What are you doing here and what happened to your shirt?”
“Well, lets just say Candice isn’t my biggest fan right now,” he explains, walking into your apartment and sitting on the arm of your couch.
“Ok so I’m guessing that’s where the wine stain came from, but that still doesn’t explain why you’re here when you have your own place you could be at right now.”
“Because she kicked me out of said place,” he sighs rubbing his temple. “We we’re having dinner and one thing led to another and she kicked me out, which is why I’m here.”
Knowing him for so long, you knew when Ransom wasn’t fully telling the truth. But in a situation like this, you thought it best to just leave it alone.
“Here give me your shirt,” you finally speak after a few moments of silence.
“Cupcake?!,” he gasps, hand on his chest and signature smirk across his face. “You know I always had my suspicions that you might have a thing for me.”
“Give me your shirt so I can wash it genius,” you retort holding your hand out. Laughing, he unbuttons his shirt before placing it in your hands.
“Let me get this started and I’ll bring you a new pair of clothes. Until then there’s food and drinks in the fridge, and don’t break anything,” you reply before disappearing to your laundry room.
He may not seem like it, but Ransom was grateful you were always there for him. Anytime he needed to get away from everything, or an irate girlfriend, he knew you’d welcome him in for as long as he needed. Well within reason that is.
That’s why Candice, or any of his exes for that matter, didn’t like you. No matter how many times you assured them that you and Ransom were just friends and you wouldn’t dare do anything to compromise their relationship, they still didn’t trust you. And in those times they found out he was hiding out at your place, it always made the situation worse resulting in a screaming match or a flat out break up.
Wrapped up in Gordon Ramsey gagging while trying entrees at a restaurant, a knock at the door makes him sigh at having to move from his spot on the couch.
“Oh hi I’m Bo, I live across the hall over there. Sorry for interrupting your evening I was just gonna give Y/N her mail, they accidentally put it in my box again.” About an inch taller than Ransom, a muscular man with short black hair and deep brown eyes stood in the doorway clearly just getting back from his workout from the clothes he was wearing and water bottle in hand.
“Thanks I’ll make sure she gets it,” he answers with a dry smile, taking the few envelopes from his other hand.
“So you must be her boyfriend,” Bo speaks up just as Ransom moves to close the door. Looking puzzled with one eyebrow raised, he crosses his arms in front of him to discretely show off his muscles and subtly say “yea, you’re not the only one who lifts.”
“Who wants to know?”
“Oh I don’t mean any disrespect, I just assumed since I’ve seen you around here a few times, plus I mean you did just open the door without a shirt,” he nervously laughs. “I mean if you guys are just friends though, I wouldn’t mind taking her out. Don’t tell her I said that though!”
“Hm, well good thing she already has a boyfriend then huh?,” Ransom smugly smiles before closing the door in Bo’s face.
“Who was at the door?,” you ask returning with a pair of sweats and shirt for him to wear.
“Just one of your comical neighbors giving you your mail, and are you hoarding my stuff now?”
“No, more like holding it in a lost and found since you keep leaving stuff over here!”
“Like you don’t like having little momentos of me here,” he smirks putting on his plain dark grey shirt. “Plus I know you wear my shirts sometimes.”
Scoffing, you laugh as you sit down on the couch to continue your “Kitchen Nightmares” marathon while he goes in your room to change his pants. In all honesty though, he was right about you wearing his shirts. So yea you sometimes wore them when you wanted to feel extra cozy, what girl doesn’t like oversized shirts?
And yea you might’ve also liked how they somehow still smelled like him, that didn’t mean anything!
Before he could sit down coming back from the bathroom, he looks down at his vibrating phone before sucking his teeth.
“Yes?,” he answers sounding exhausted and not in the mood to talk as he leans against the counter.
“Where are you?,” Candice asks. Shrill voice traveling all the way to where you were sat on the couch.
“Why does it matter, you kicked me out remember?”
“I know but that doesn’t mean I don’t care about you or want to make sure you’re ok.”
“Well don’t worry I’m fine.”
“Why are you talking so low? Wait are you at her place?!”
“Candice don’t-,”
“No Ransom Drysdale are you at Y/N’s apartment yes or no?!”
Hearing him get quiet, you slightly turn to see him look at you before looking down at the floor. “Yes”
“Why am I not surprised. You know what, since she’s the one you always want to run to, she can have you because I’m done! Hope you both have a nice life!”
And with that, her voice was gone and you could hear Ransom put his phone in his pocket as he sat beside you.
“I’m so sorry Ransom, I didn’t mean to cause anything-,”
“Don’t apologize. This happened because of something going on way before I came here tonight,” he interrupts looking straight ahead at the tv screen.
“But that’s the thing, I’m what’s been going on and it’s been that way for a while now,” you respond. “Look Ransom, maybe it’d be best that you not come over anymore or that we not even be friends.”
Muting the tv, he turns to look at you. The intensity from his blue eyes making you slightly nervous from never experiencing it before.
“Is that what you want?”
“I mean of course not, but your girlfriends-,”
“Let me worry about my at the time girlfriend, ok? But if you don’t want to be friends anymore, or want me over, then say the word and it’s done. So I ask you again, is that what you want?”
“....No it’s not.”
“Then it’s settled,” he responds turning the sound back on the tv. “So how are those germ infested piranhas of yours?”
“1. Don’t call them that and 2. They’re good,” you laugh taking a few sips of your juice. “You should come during story time one day and read to them!”
“I think I’d rather swim with actual piranhas,” he answers stealing a few of your chips.
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Waking up with a stretch, you look at your phone to see that it’s 2 am and that both you and Ransom had fallen asleep on the couch.
“Ransom, wake up we fell asleep.” Lightly shaking his shoulder, his eyes flutter open as he yawns lifting his head.
“What time is it?”
“A little after 2 am. Since it’s so late you can crash here if you want.”
“Ok just hand me a pillow and I’ll sleep out here,” he sleepily answers, rubbing his eyes as he sits upright.
“You can sleep in the bed you know, it’s not like we haven’t shared before.”
“Trying to take advantage of me in my vulnerable state huh?,” he smirks removing part of the blanket from his lap.
“Whatever I was just offering because I know a certain spoiled brat is gonna complain about his back in the morning if he does sleep on the couch,” you counter with a smirk of your own.
Rolling his eyes, he helps you clean up before following you to your room and taking off his shirt and sweats before sliding into bed. Wrapping your hair up in your bonnet, you climb in your side of the bed, cutting off the light on your bedside table.
“Night cupcake,” Ransom smiles.
“Night Hugh,” you softly laugh, turning away from him towards the starlit sky outside your window.
Feeling the bed shift beside you from his movements, you start to turn your head to tell Ransom to calm down, but are cut off by his strong arm wrapping around your waist and gently bringing you towards his chest. With his breath lightly tickling the back of your neck, you weren’t sure if it was your heart racing or his from how close you were.
Again, you’d shared a bed plenty of times, but never gotten this close before so you were definitely caught off guard. However, you couldn’t lie that being there made you feel comfortable, secure, and more relaxed than you had been in a while.
“Um Ransom you awake still?,” you ask barely above a whisper.
“Hm,” he replies basically telling you that in the next few minutes, he’d be in a deep sleep.
“I doubt you’ll tell me, but what did you and Candice fight about over dinner?”
Only hearing his soft snores, you figure you’ll never know what happened, and took that as a sign that you probably shouldn’t, since he would just tell you not to worry about it if you asked him tomorrow. Before drifting off to sleep yourself though, you hear him mumble something you couldn’t quite understand.
“What did you say?”
“You,” he repeats burying his head into the back of your neck as your heart beats so loud, you doubt you’ll ever get back to sleep.
Again hope you guys like it and sorry if it’s super long or non-canon😬 (hopefully it’s canon though since I tried really hard to capture Ransom and his Ransomness lol)
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whats your guys’ most irrational fears, like something that wouldnt happen but has crossed ur mind for some reason, example im scared of zombie unicorns
Bill- I don't know if I have any, really.
Stan- Piranhas. Movies made me think they're much more common than they are.
Richie- Dolls and mannequins.
Eddie- Anything germ related.
Mike- Quicksand. I thought I'd encounter much more quicksand in my life at this point.
Ben- Mummies.
Bev- Every time I hear a police siren I get slightly paranoid and think they're coming for me even though the worst I do is occasionally smoke.
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hey could i get uhhhhhh cisco/kendra date-night fluff?
Oh gosh these two were so cute.
He’s got the whole thing planned out. They’ll start with a dinner at his favourite restaurant this side of town. Kendra, unlike some people (*cough* Barry *cough*) can handle spice and Cisco’s delighted about this fact, can’t wait to show her this little gem of Central City’s.
Then they’re going to go to a late night movie, a rooftop showing, a little piece of Gem Cities culture because she’s still new in town. Then they’ll finish up with a nightcap back at his, if he can convince her, but of course he’ll be a gentleman even if she does come up for a drink, and he’s already got a monster movie planned as a back up if she doesn’t want to -
feeling sick, can we raincheck? :((((
He flops down on his chair, despondent. Dammit.
sick for real? not just afraid dinner will be too spicy for your pretty mouth
He curses himself as soon as he sends it, the most awkward and weird text in existence
lol no!! we’ll do ghost peppers next time i see you, we’ll see who’s the one sweating
you’re on. shame about tonight, i had a b-movie marathon prepared
… which b-movies?
Piranha, Attack of the Crab Monsters, and the modern-classic, Sharknado
There was a long pause with the ‘…’ in the chat. He hung his head, cursed his own hobbies. The phone vibrated eventually and his heart beat a little faster.
so i’m sick and gross, but i have a dvd player in one of these boxes (i just went and made sure) that i haven’t unpacked yet. so if you can handle some germs… movie night in?
And just like that, his smile is bright and possibly contagious.
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Lawrence Mann on the booking of bands (Raji’s and other places).
On a Facebook page that we’re both on Lawrence Mann mentioned that he had booked the Los Angeles club Raji’s. I never made it there but had heard about lots of my favorite bands over the years that had played there (the Lazy Cowgirls!!!) and I thought, “Hey, let me toss some questions Lawrence’s way about the club and booking in general.” I asked and Lawrence was more than happy to do it. He ended up booking a few other clubs as well, as you’ll read below, and as someone who had booked a small club as well I know the highs and lows that can come with the territory. Damn, wish I’d made it to Raji’s (and thank you, Lawrence).
Were you born and raised in California?
Born in Santa Monica, raised in Tarzana, moved to West Hollywood after college. Spent the majority of my life in Silver Lake.
Do you remember when your obsession of music began?
Music was always a part of my life. Listening to Disney albums as kid. My folks always had Sinatra, Big Bands and musicals playing. I took drum lessons at 13 and bought albums to learn to play by. Easy stuff first, Chicago, Bad Company and Bread. Moved onto Zeppelin, Bowie, Who. Never could pull those off.
Did you catch some of the early LA punk bands like The Germs and Screamers?
I went to galleries and parties that Tomato and his crew were attending, but never did see them nor the Germs perform.
When did you start booking Raji’s? Had you gone there a lot before booking it?
I moved from Madame Wongs West to Raji's in 1987. Went several dozen times before booking it. It was and still remains my favourite LA venue.
What were some of you most memorable shows you booked?
X, after a very long hiatus. Green Day, Beck, Redd Kross and the Muffs.
How many times did you have the Lazy Cowgirls there?
Pat (Todd) played for me at least a dozen times. Great guy. Very underrated.
Wait…did you book that Pussy Galore gig there??!!
Honestly, if I did book Pussy Galore, I don't remember. I would like to take credit, but I can't recall.
Pussy Galore live...but not at Raji’s (photo by Charles Peterson).
Did you book any bands that ended up exploding later on?
I booked Beck and Weezer the night they were signed. So many bands exploded after playing for me, not because of me, but the exposure surely didn't hurt. Green Day, Elliott Smith, Hole, Silversun Pickups. The list goes on.
What a a handful of bands that you book that never quite caught on but that you thought they were great.
In the 90's, quite a few. The Fluid, Sunny Day Real Estate, Hazel, these bands were known, but should have been big. So many others.
Tell us about some of the other clubs you booked like Hells Gate and the Martini Lounge? Any others?
Hell's Gate was a great hole in the wall venue. Very cool vibe, two giant tanks, one with piranhas, the other with snakes. We did feedings Fridays and Saturdays. Many cool bands, such Elliott Smith, Mike Stinson got their solo starts there. The neighbourhood was a bit rough, which made it more challenging. Martini Lounge was very hip, without being cheesy. Great shows and parties there. I didn't book a specific venue after leaving ML.
Do you book bands anymore or is that long in the past?
I stopped booking many years ago. I pass on phone numbers for bands seeking a gig, but that is about it.
What are the best and worst things about booking a club?
When a show really goes over well, if feels like you through the best party of the year. No greater feeling. The flipside is when it is dead. It makes you feel sad for the band and yourself, regardless to whomever is responsible. All it takes is the bass player of the headliner to get sick and the band pulls out. Once that happens, many times the entire bill falls apart and you have to decide soldier on or pull the plug. Very stressful. You have to think of the staff, the public, your ego, a lot of responsibility.
What are some of your favorite L.A. clubs to go to?
Currently, I dig the Lodge, Moroccan Lounge and Love Song.
Who are your 5 current favorite bands.
Rain Phoenix, the Warlocks, Wesey Blood, King Gizzard, This Heat and Drab Majesty. Only because they are the most recent and made an impression.
Final thoughts? Closing words? Anything you wanted to mention that I didn’t ask?
Read my biography. JK. I have so many stories, I couldn't possibly list them all. I booked for over twenty years, ran a record label, produced a pop music festival. Went to shows most every night before I had a kid, I can go on and on. Read tomorrow's wake me up for one story.
Lawrence Mann himself back in the day.
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Most popular dishwashers right now
This review is updated regularly with new models
Last updated: October 20, 2019
For most people, washing dishes has always been one of the most time-consuming and unpleasant work in the kitchen. This problem has existed for several centuries. In the 19th century, the development of the catering system has further aggravated it. Of course, many inventors enthusiastically responded to this problem.
In 1850, Joel Houghton invented and patented the first hand-operated dishwashing machine. Already in 1865 another patent was issued for a similar design. But these primitive devices with low efficiency are not widespread.
And only in 1887 Josephine Garis Cochran of Chicago proposed the first practical dishwasher for catering system.
But the first dishwasher for home use was proposed by the Englishman William Howard Livens only in 1924. It contained almost all the elements of the modern model, with the exception of the dryer. Unfortunately, they were very expensive. Finally, in the 1970s the price of home models became available for wide distribution.
Certainly, modern models are radically different from their prototypes. Today the market offers a huge number of different dishwashers, including narrow and full-sized built-in models, compact countertop dishwashers, and portable devices. Of course, choosing the optimal model depends primarily on the price, functionality, and model specs. This article offers an overview of some popular models of each type, including:
- Bosch 800 series full-sized built-in dishwashers;
- hOmeLabs HME010033N countertop dishwasher;
- GE GSC3500DWW portable dishwasher.
Bosch SHPM88Z75N
Key Features
- CrystalDry technology.
Of course, patented CrystalDry technology based on the use of zeolite is the main advantage of the 800 series. As known, the chemical reaction of zeolite with water is accompanied by heating. The device uses this heat for additional drying dish. Practically, technology increases the drying efficiency without increasing energy consumption. Unfortunately, these models are expensive. Previously, only three Bosch dishwashers used this technology and cost at least $ 1,500. Today, Bosch offers the models with this technology for about $ 1,000;
- ExtraDry increases drying intensity due to higher air flow temperature;
- stainless steel interior;
- 16 Place Settings;
- Pocket Handle;
- three adjustable heights on the upper rack;
- InfoLight projects a red light onto the floor during the wash cycle. As known, some Bosch models use TimeLight option for projecting a programmed time.
- noise does only 40 dBA. This series uses the EcoSilence motor system, and a sound absorbing base. As a result, these models reasonably pretends to be Quietest Dishwashers;
- space for ladles, knives, and chopsticks in MyWay third rack;
- excellent dishwashing quality. In particular, the model provides a cleaning level of dirty dishes of 94.5% on the Normal and 99.5% on the Heavy mode even for burnt sugar;
- Half-Load option;
- Sanitize option for ultra-messy dishes or baby bottles. Of course, it uses a lot of power and increases the cycle duration, but very effectively destroys germs by heating water to 160° F. Moreover, it can even be used to wash children's toys instead of a washer.
In their reviews users most often mention a convenient removable cutlery basket and very quiet operation.
hOmeLabs HME010033N
As known, this very successful Indian company develops and manufactures dehumidifiers, air conditioners, microwaves, ice machines, etc. Countertop dishwashers are one of their main focus areas. In 2017, the company introduced a very successful hOmeLabs HME010033N model, which immediately became very popular. Today many experts include this dishwasher in their TOP lists.
Today, the model costs about $ 270. It holds 6 standard place setting, and supports all traditional cycles, including Heavy, Normal, ECO, Glass, Speed, Rinse, and Delay Start option. Depending on the mode, the model consumes 1.14 - 3.30 gallons of water.
Main pros:
- Best seller;
- a huge number of positive reviews;
- relatively low price;
- high quality dishwashing;
- convenient LED display;
- the buzzer at the end of the cycle;
- dispenser indicator light;
- Delay Start;
- stainless steel interior;
- accessories for quick and easy connection to water supply and drainage system (15/16″-27 female or 55/64″-27 male threads).
GE GSC3500DWW portable dishwasher
This series of convertible dishwashers has been successfully competing in the market for 4 years. Of course, this unique feature is its main advantage. Model turns into a freestanding device after a simple removal of the wheels. Its height without wheels corresponds to a standard. Therefore, the dishwasher fits easily under the kitchen worktop. In this case, it turns into traditional full-size build-in dishwasher.
Of course, such versatility provides a significant advantage of this series. For example, it may be useful when moving from an apartment with a small kitchen to an apartment with a large kitchen.
Today, the model costs about $ 670 (MSRP $600).
This 12-place settings portable/convertible dishwasher supports 5 wash cycles, has 2-Stage filtration with ExtraFine Filter and Piranha Hard Food Disposer.
Key Features:
- 3-Level Wash System;
- woodgrain laminate top;
- two-stage filtration with Extra Fine Filter;
- 5-level PowerScrub wash system;
- Piranha Hard Food Disposer grinds food into small particles.
Unfortunately, testing showed relatively poor performance, not providing ideal dishwashing. In addition, its noise level reaches 64 dBA. Finally, the GE GSC3500DWW does not support such convenient options as Quick Wash, Steam Wash, and Air Dry.
Pros
- exellent versatility;
- relatively low price;
- stylish design;
- Woodgrain laminate Top;
- PermaTuf large capacity tub with removable silverware basket;
- Ease of Use;
-12-place settings;
- Piranha Hard Food Disposer.
Cons
- high noise level (64dBA) due to the plastic interior;
- no Quick Wash, Steam Wash, and Air Dry;
- only average quality dishwashing.
Conclusion
Of course, this review covers a very small part of the interesting offers on the market. But all these models are absolutely justifiably included in the various TOPs.
Bosch 800 series offers a unique and very promising CrystalDry technology, which significantly improves the dish drying without increasing energy consumption. Of course, an innovative model with German reliability can be considered a good investment.
Very successful compact hOmeLabs HME010033N countertop dishwasher has a great price / quality ratio, entering the list of Best Sellers. This model has been receiving a huge amount of rave reviews for three years now.
The GE GSC3500DWW portable dishwasher is the absolute leader in terms of versatility. Perhaps this aspect will be important for some consumers. In this case, the GE GSC3500DWW has no competitors.
But, of course, the optimal choice depends on personal preferences and budget. We sincerely wish you the Right Solution!
This video offers review of the Bosch 800 series dishwashers.
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regress. Can you show me all your pets?
*eyes get huuuuuuge*
*takes your hand*
*pulls you along*
Yes! Let’s go play with all the animals in the Life Room. There’s a hana-usagi that we named Hearty... he doesn’t like strangers but he’ll play with you if you stick with me. There’s also this bushy cat that everyone calls after Hirato-chan. He follows me around just like Hirato-chan and he’s mean and stares at everyone like he’s going to claw their eyes out, but if you’re quiet and nice, sometimes he’ll come forward and let you pet him. No one likes the puppy named after Tsuki-chan, but Tsuki-chan and I love him. He’s really friendly but he’ll try to lick your face and get his nasty germs all over you so be careful so you don’t get sick.
*runs towards the Life Room*
We have to walk faster! Come on!
The Life Room has other animals, too! There are so many of them. Most of them are supposedly endangered so the workers there don’t really play with them. They try to breed them and send them back into their homes in the wild, but when I’m there, they will let me take the animals out of their cages and play with them or feed them.
*stops*
Ooooooooooooooh, I have to show you the piranha tank. Sometimes Hirato-chan is so mean to me that I want to throw him in there and let the piranha eat him for dinner.
*makes face*
I bet he wouldn’t taste very good, though. That would be mean to the fish, wouldn’t it?
*keeps pulling you along*
(Um, kid!Akari never shuts up when he finds something he wants to talk about. You just volunteered to spend the day with a teeny prodigy and a dozen animals. Congratulations!)
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its germ, my baby piranha plant
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