From an incorrect quote generator
If Melody was a human tho
Phoebe: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE
Melody: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially
Phoebe, desperately, as Melody bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Melody: Oh! B positive.
Phoebe: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Melody:
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Phoebe: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming
Melody: Does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak
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Phoebe: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?
Melody, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons
Phoebe:
Phoebe: fsh
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Phoebe: So what's for dinner?
Melody, staring at the food she just burnt: Regret.
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Callie: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.
Phoebe: Mine just says "Phoebe no."
Callie: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.
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Trevor: Not elegant enough to be a vampire, not jock enough to be a werewolf...
Phoebe: Goblin it is.
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Trevor: My head hurts.
Phoebe: That’s your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity.
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Computer: Please enter a password.
Phoebe: *types in Melody*
Computer: Your password is too weak.
Phoebe: How fucking DARE YOU-
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Phoebe: So what are your political beliefs?
Podcast: Well, I think Pikachu would be a lot more powerful if he had a gun.
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Callie: You spent all our money on THIS??
Gary, putting tiny raincoats on ducklings: They live outside. They need this.
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Phoebe: Why are you on fire?
Melody: This is just how my day is going.
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Podcast: Change is inedible.
Phoebe: Don't you mean inevitable?
Podcast, spitting out coins: No, I did not.
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Phoebe: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.--
[translation: I’M SORRY]
Callie: What's that?
Phoebe: Remorse code.
Callie: I'm even angrier now.
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Phoebe: I don’t do relationships.
Melody: *exists*
Phoebe: Shit.
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Trevor: Kissing can burn 26 calories in a minute, wanna work-out with me? ;)
Lucky: Are you saying that I'm fat?
Trevor: No that's not what I meant I-
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Phoebe: Podcast... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Podcast: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.
Phoebe:
Phoebe: I wrote sanitize, Podcast.
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Callie, tending to Trevor’s wounds: How would you rate your pain?
Trevor: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.
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Peck: I'm going to ask you to be respectful.
Phoebe: I will politely decline.
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Podcast: I’m having one of those things! A headache with pictures!!
Phoebe: you mean an idea..?
Podcast: MMMMHHMMM!!
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Phoebe: English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
Trevor: You need to stop.
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Phoebe: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Callie: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Gary: I got distracted about halfway through.
Trevor: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
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If Melody was a human, again
Phoebe: HELP! I TOLD MELODY I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK!
Trevor, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?
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Podcast: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?
Phoebe: The car takes a screenshot.
Trevor: For the last time, get the fuck out.
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Gary, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him
Callie: You did WHAT–
Phoebe: William Snakepeare
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Trevor: You look nice, I want to kiss you.
Lucky: What?
Trevor: I SAID IF YOU DIED, I WOULDN’T MISS YOU.
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Gary: The best revenge, really, is being nice!
Podcast: [in the distance] Or murder.
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Gary: That’s one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut...
Callie: You would eat yourself?
Gary: I wouldn’t even question it.
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Phoebe: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO-
Melody: It was me...
Phoebe: ...Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.
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