I like as a society we've all agreed that konig dick is massive
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I'm obsessed with this picture and will post it multiple times a year
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Uzi: *standing menacingly at the end of a hallway, her head looking at the ground. She's also in her Solver form*
V: N.. The toaster is here...
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the name peter and horses are forever bonded. to me.
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I don’t think I’ve ever actually tried to do the Peter Griffin death pose, but I would love to get really good at it just so I could do it at the drop of a hat. Like I wanna be hanging out with my friends and they’ll be like “Oh shit I gotta go grab something, I’ll be right back” and I’d be like “You’re good man, take your time” and them maybe be gone for like 15 seconds and when they come back I’m fully just
On the floor.
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definitely a top 5 look from this tour 😍
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Family Guy AU but the horse is never there.
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MY new racing horse Lobotomy Lemon
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this feels like it should be a commercial for a rehab clinic showing what a drug addict can become and the girls voice... ive heard better pitch from a dial tone, jesus marry mother of joseph
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