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evilbiomes · 11 months
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yknow even though i don’t actually plan on making my oc stuff into like. big scale projects or whatever in an alternate and far more better universe i woulda made perraria 2hnb some sort of webcomic
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h0neyjaehyun · 4 years
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☁︎ 𝐁𝐮𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐥𝐲 ☁︎
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Summary // Tali gets to see a couple people who she hasn’t seen in a bit and she misses their presence.
Characters // Talia Flores + Bang Chan + Lee Felix + Hwang Hyunjin (ft. Nct 127)
Era / Year // March 2018
Word Count //
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Tali was doing some stages with Nct 127 and she wanted to say hi to a group of boys who she hasn’t seen a bit because of her schedule but since they debuted and got the same month comeback she was eager to see them again since they talk mostly through calls and text messages she wanted to take the chance to see them again. She finds them, so precious to her, they have saved her through many hardships before Nct.
Did Nct know them, nope, they know the group exists, but doesn’t know Tali knows them personally.They have seen Tali talking on the phone with them doesn’t mean they know who they are, all they know it was a couple of Tali’s friends.They didn’t even know if they were a male or female (or non binary we don’t discriminate here :)...side note though please tell me if that happens I will edit it :] ). 
Tali was always secretive, not necessarily in a bad way; she just rather the things come out gradually instead of mentioning, mostly because some things in her life to people might seem like she would want attention...in her eyes anyway.The boys always say it's okay to tell them anything, she would always say okay with a sweet smile but the boys learned she is not like that. She doesn’t reveal it, she likes the “secret” themselves to be revealed by themselves.For example the boys didn’t know that she had a twin brother until he sent a care package from his travels so she won’t be homesick.
She reacted so nonchalantly, “Yeah I have a twin brother.”She deadpanned just blinking, wondering in her mind what was the big deal. She always thought it doesn't matter how much of the person's past she knows, as long she can trust and feel comfortable with them knowing that they're gonna be with her is all she needs. A person's past does not define them completely, it just defines how they became who they are today. Her past was not the best, probably one the most concerning past people close to her have heard and yet she is considered one of the sweetest,softest, and understanding people in the industry. 
“Well why didn’t you tell us you had a brother????”One of the boys said with a shocked voice on how she didn’t tell them.She thought about it resulting in “I don’t really know, I don't really like talking about my family so usually people get surprised that I have a brother. So my reason is, I just don’t like talking about my family, thats about it.” They were surprised at her response, especially about not liking to talk about her family and asking them to leave the subject, they were hesitant but decided to respect the female’s wishes and left it.        
They learned not to ask questions about her past cause she feels uncomfortable that includes the group she is about to go see
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“Tali where are you going?” Johnny questioned the female that was about to leave the waiting room.Everyone looked at her confused as well, she usually stays to take a nap and stuff since she always has a busy schedule.She turned with her heels looking at Johnny “I’m just gonna see some friends I haven’t seen in awhile I’ll be back within 20 minutes tops.”She said while turning back around walking before they can follow or protest about her going alone.
“Sooo whatcha doin’~“ she said with a cute voice, Hyunjin looked at her and back at the crane.
Tali turns the corner and sees a tall handsome boy looking at the crane thinking if he should play,she saw the camera remembering she is still an idol, but thought eh screw it. She sneaked up behind the boy and yelled.
“BOO!’, he jumped and turned to see a familiar face, he whined saying
“ AHhHhh~, oh my gosh Butterfly...you gonna be the death of me.” Hyunjin said while having a hand on his chest being the dramatic llama he is (we love him).Tali giggled like a child which she doesn’t usually do since she is always a concerned mother around Nct even with the older ones. So this was a new side of Tali, fans were adoring. Hyunjin gave her an eye smile and hugged her.Them forgetting that they are idols which fans adored.
“Seeing if i’m able to get a plushie...” Hyunjin dragged while looking at Tali looking at the llama.He smiled to himself.
“Do you want the llama, Butterfly?” he asked with a soft and sweet comforting voice, let me tell you STAYS AND N-CITIZENS WERE WHIPPED FOR THE DUO.Tali looked at him and then the plushie in thought.
“Yes please” she said with hopeful eyes that the handsome boy will win her the plushie. He looked at her eyes and he couldn’t resists his Butterfly, he smile sweetly so much that both fandoms thought they were being attacked.
”Then one llama plushie coming up” he sang starting to play the game.
They let her go finally.They went back to Hyunjin about to win her a bunny, she smiled when the crane hooked on the cute bunny finally and falling in the shoot. Hyunjin grabbing it looking back at her with a princely smile loving the look on her eyes seeing she has fallen in love with the stuffed animals he has won her.Felix looked excited for some reason which made Tali looking at him with confusion.
After good 5 minutes he got her 2 plushies and her eyes lit up when he did.Seeing her eyes light up like that made him want to do it again just to see the light again.Then they got joined by two other people that she has been wanting to see.One practically tackling her in a hug another hugging her gently on the other side of her both in unison.
“Hello our Butterfly.”they both sang.“Hello my 2 aussies” she said with childish giggle.
”Its us!”
Felix said cutely which made her confused but found him adorable.
”Oh he means that the animals are us.”Chan said with realization dawning on everyone's face. Hyunjin was the llama, Chan was the wolf, and lastly Felix was the cute bunny.She smiled to herself looking them.
“Then I will name them Hyunjin, Chan and Lix'' Tali said smiling widely happy to see her friends and naming her new plushies after them. They all looked at her and melted on how cute she looked with all the plushies in her arms looking at them.
Then realization dawned on her that she has to go perform in 5 minutes or a little more.She looked at them.
“Oh my gosh I have to go” she said a little panicked, the boys knew what she meant and found it funny she almost left but Chan stopped her.
The boys looked at her then looked at the machine noticing a camera…” Well, I hope you accept our friendship, and Tali FIGHTING” Chan said saying good luck with her boys when they see this video, cause it probably earn her a talk.
“You're forgetting something” he said with a cheeky smile.She looked at all three of them shaking her head with a smile.She kissed Chan’s cheek, Felix’s nose, and lastly Hyunjin’s forehead with a little struggle.
”Now I gotta go, tell the boys I said hi okay? BYYE!” She running away.
Meanwhile with Tali
“HEYY IM, BACK SORRY I LOST TRACK OF TIMEE” she said kinda out of breath from bowing and running. The boys laughed at her saying it was fine but, Mark noticed so plushies.
”Ay, where did you win those your not good at the crane game” He said with a teasing smile.Tali just playfully glared him pretending to be offend.
“Wow i’m hurt, either way my friend won me these.” She stuck out her tongue.The guys laughed at their interaction and continued to go to the stage.
Haechan thought in the back of his mind Who are they??.So during the performance he thought on how to find out who her friends are because he wants to be sure his Tali is safe.But the next day he didn’t have to look. The interaction already went viral.
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“TALIA FLORES EXPLAIN” Haechan yelled walking into the living room where the girl was sitting confused with what the younger boy was meaning.
”Hmm?” she tilts her head cutely.
”No no no don't pull that cute thing with me.” Haechan pointed at her looking away from her not to fall for the non intentional cute act.
“What are you rambling about Haechan?” Mark who was now getting comfortable on Tali getting ready to cuddle since they just came back from practice and tired.
”LOOK!”Haechan said, shoving his phone in Mark's face.Mark grabbed the phone out of annoyance, all the members crowded around them out of curiousness. Then Tali realized what they were looking at...its was a video of her and Stray Kids Chan, Hyunjin, and Felix at the crane Hyunjin winning her the 3 stuffed animals that are currently on her bed.But that wasn’t the best part, oh no, they heard them call her Butterfly and Tali acting like HER AGE.BUT THEN THE EDITORS KEPT IN THE KISS OF THE CHEEKS AND NOSE ETC.All in scary unison looked at Tali who has been quiet not knowing how to react.
She was about to book it because she doesn’t know what to say and all the eyes are burning into her skull which is making her nervous.She laughed nervously about to get up but Mark when and tackled her back down on the couch to the position they were before.Then they start bombarding her with questions.
“OkaY ENoUgh” Taeyong notices they are overwhelming the girl, and not getting anywhere.They scatter now looking at her trying to read her emotions or what she is thinking.
”What do you want to know” she says with a breath that she didn’t know she was holding.They looked at her not knowing how to respond.
”We wanna know who they are to you.” Johnny said calmly, don’t the boys wrong they were not mad but mostly surprised, they have never seen Talia act like that affectionate with someone not them as she usually avoids people because of rumors.They just wanted to know more about the mysterious girl in front of them. 
In thought, she was trying to find the right words to define the boys she so cared about,she looked up with the same caring eyes she would show them when they do something endearing.
”They are one of the most important people in my life.” They were shocked she usually doesn’t say anything about her friends and figured if they are important to her she would talk about them more.
”I've known the leader of the group since I was 11...he is one of the closest people to me and knows me the best…” she continued.
”He is one with the blonde hair and dimples who was hugged in front of me, the one who tackled me, his name is Felix I've known him around 3 years, lastly Hyunjin the tall one who was winning me those stuffed animals I've known him for around 4 years I believe.” she said looking at them all with a smile, she revealed this information like it was nothing.
The boys were not mad, sad oh no no. They were jealous. Haechan flopped on the ground and hugged her legs looking at her puppy eyes.
“Why don’t you kiss us when we ask you too but you do when they ask you!” Haechan whined, Tali eyes widened at his complaint, she started giggling and shaking her head in disbelief.
“Ha, okay fine” she said with sweet smile, leaning down and kissing Haechan’s cheek.The boy gasped with joy with his beautiful smile on full display.Now instead of the boys jealous of Stray Kids they were jealous of the boy who go the first cheek kiss of the group and started tackling her for kisses.
After she did their request, she went to her room for peace when someone started knocking on her door knowing exactly who it was.
”Come in Mark”. He came in shyly.
“..um..can we cuddle please” he said with his doe eyes in full display.She smile.
“Of course” she laid down and he laid on her chest the he looked at the 3 stuffed animals looked back her then punched all three of them.
”AY ay wait what are you doing, what did they ever do to you?!” He looked back at her, then buried his head in her chest again and said.
“I was jealous “ he confessed .She was smiling and shaking her head knowing he wasn’t the only one she was going to have to deal with this week.
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Karolina and Tegan birthday fanfic! 👓👠
I wrote a (short?) fanfic for Karolina's and Tegan's birthdayyy 🎉🎉 Last time Scholar was a she so I decided that in this one Scholar will be a he again 👍 Hopefully my writing is getting less cringe 😂 but as you'll see for yourselves I'm still really bad, especially the narration, sometimes I'm like "Wait, what am I supposed to describe here to move on to the next scene?" So most of it is really basic 😅 On a lighter note though, I know that many sweet elite players come from lots of different countries and most times their first language isn't English (*cough*like me*cough*) so at least it'll be easy to read for everyone? (Yes, I'm totally trying to make myself feel better for my lack of vocabulary 😔)
Anyways!!! Have a good read! God I hope I'm getting better...
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"Karolina used to play Maryo Kart!?"
Tegan flinched due to Scholar's sudden outburst and almost dropped the controller out of his hands.
"W-Well... yeah. We were pretty close in elementary school and we used to share the same interests. Not when it came to everything but we usually agreed about a lot of things."
Tyler cackled from the bunk bed upon hearing this. Looks like he was still browsing through a shit-ton of pictures of chairs on Moogle. Apparently, he wanted to draw a chair for his next art piece.
"Just imagining Karolina even playing an app game gives me the same feeling as watching one of John Mulaney's skits: it's hilarious."
Scholar couldn't help but imagine Karolina playing Candy Rush or Flappy duck and it was in fact rather funny. Seeing Karolina frustrated because of a game would be like seeing Tadashi sleeping, which means it was impossible. Those two really need more rest and a bit of down time...
"So Tyler, you found any chairs that give you a spark of inspiration?"
Scholar decided to change the subject, after all Karolina didn't want anything to do with Tegan even though it was... well... their birthday. Scholar doesn't even have siblings let alone a twin so he had no idea how Tegan must be feeling right now. But from an outsider's perspective, Scholar thought that it was kind of sad and a waste that they didn't at least celebrate their birthday together. Tegan said that he didn't want anything too extravagant though. Thus, the 3 of them had gathered in their room to spend some time together, Ellie was also supposed to come but she said that she had "things to do" and that she'd drop by later.
"Nah man. MIKEA is really running out of ideas. I could come up with sicker designs in the blink of an eye. Actually, in a way this encourages me even more to draw a chair. I'll create the best chair this world has ever seen Scholar. Just. You. Wait."
While Tyler was hyping himself up over chairs Tegan had a really stern look on his face. Maybe it was because he was focused on the game but Scholar felt like there was something more to it. Perhaps they should've invited more people? In truth, the only real guest here was Scholar. This was TnT's room after all... Why is Ellie taking so long?
"...Tegan? Maybe you'd like me to go call Axel and Raquel over? Maybe even Alistair and Claire?"
Tegan who was frowning for a while now finally let his eyebrows relax.
"No uh... Sorry if I looked angry or something but um. I was just thinking about something."
When he said that, Tyler immediately let go of his phone and dropped down on the floor, then he sat next to Tegan.
"When you tell us that you're thinking about something, it means that you want to talk to us about it, right?"
Tegan continued to smash the buttons of the controller without even giving Tyler a side-glance.
"Not necessarily."
Somehow, Tegan was acting a bit cold but not in his usual "I'm sleep deprived" way. Tyler gave Scholar a pleading look. Probably meaning that Tegan needed another little push to tell them what was going through his mind. Of course, Scholar couldn't ignore that.
"Aww, come on man! If it was because you were spacing out like usual you would've just said "it's nothing" butcha didn't! You know you can tell us everything right? We won't snitch."
Tyler followed.
"Exactly! We'll never break the bro code of honor. Spill the tea! Or water! Or whatever drink it is!"
Tegan gave them a big sigh before leaving the game on pause and putting the controller down. Tyler and Scholar looked at eachother dumbfounded. When Tegan puts the controller down it means that shit is about to get real... or he's so tired that he'll short-circuit in a span of 10 seconds.
"Well, it's about Karol. Kinda. I guess."
Scholar and Tyler scooched over even closer to be sure to miss none of it. Talking about Karolina wasn't a taboo topic or anything, on the contrary, it was quite frequent and Tegan was totally fine with his friends taking jabs at her as long as it wasn't mean-spirited. But what was rare though, was for Tegan to bring her up out of nowhere.
"It's... how to say this. You know how when it's Christmas and you become super nostalgic about the smallest things? Or when Viewtube recommends you a short clip from a show you used to watch years ago and you decide to marathon it just for the heck of it? Well, for me that "nostalgic" time is our birthday. When I remember how we used to be so close and hang out together all the time I get kinda uh. I don't know. Regretful? Like, maybe if I didn't end up being a loser who spends all of his time playing games and doing dumb stuff Karol might still tolerate me. Or uh. If I dressed up a little nicer or took better care of myself maybe she'd at least want to stand next to me in public? Now, unless absolutely necessary, she doesn't even want to be associated with me. Like, she's ashamed of me or she doesn't want the other students to think that we're related or something. I don't know. Maybe I'm making it sound worse than it actually is but that's how I feel."
Woah. Okay. To be honest, Tyler and Scholar had already thought that something along those lines might be the reason for Tegan's grumpy mood today. That was a feeling he probably carried with him subconsciously everyday, just maybe to a smaller extent since he drowns himself in video games and doritos. But whenever their birthday comes around, all of it resurfaces. He already told them in the past that when Karolina started taking modeling gigs they started slowly growing apart. Tegan had said it so nonchalantly, like it wasn't a big deal and it was natural to "grow apart" but clearly, he wasn't happy about it.
Tegan was hanging his head low, as for Tyler and Scholar, they lay their heads down on Tegan's shoulders. Tyler ran his fingers through Tegan's hair to confort him.
"You're not a loser in any way Tegan. Karolina is the one missing out on you, she shouldn't set standards on you in the first place. So what? Just because you don't wear Bucci, Bupreme or Bouis Buitton it means that she has the right to act like this? You're my best bro and I know that my best friend is the coolest dude in the world. I mean, who can drink 3 monster drinks at the same time through 2 straws amirite?"
"Hm. Actually... You're not wrong."
Wait, 3 monster drinks at the same time with 2 straws? What?? Scholar's eyes widened.
"Uhhh. What the hell do you guys do when I'm not around? And may I remind you that Tegan is also my best friend!"
Tyler let out a laugh through his nose.
"Oh please, you may have barely enough points to unlock his tragic backstory but I'm still the OG. I'm ahead of you by at least a hundred points. Also, I wouldn't exactly call you a friend but rather-"
Tegan swiftly elbowed Tyler in the stomach.
"Ssshhh! Dude!"
"Ouch! Come on man... you know that Scholar is a bit dense sometimes, you gotta at least let me spell it out for him."
This was about to become a fight between the two of them, with Tegan trying to shut Tyler up and Tyler desperately trying to tell Scholar something. However, someone knocked on the door. That's weird, usually Ellie just barges in without even asking if she can. She just says "It's Ellie!" and comes in like this is her room as much as it is Tegan's and Tyler's. Their small fight stopped and Tegan got up to open the door... to be welcomed with cheers and confetti flying in the air. "WOOOOOOO!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY NERD!!!" Ellie had brought the whole gang: Alistair, Axel, Claire, Raquel and even Tadashi. The only ones who weren't there were Karolina and Neha but in a way, it was kind of to be expected. They were maybe celebrating Karolina's birthday in her room with some of their friends from the fashion department? In any case, everyone was thrilled for Tegan. They congratulated him and gave him some gifts even if they were a little bit less personal than anticipated. It was apparent that some of those were chosen in a rush. If Scholar had to guess, since Tegan is so secretive and discreet about everything, he probably didn't tell anyone about his birthday and Ellie had to go around fetching everyone and bringing them together. That's why some of the gifts exuded that "Oh shit! It's Tegan's birthday today!!!" aura. Especially Tadashi's gift.
"This is kopi luwak. Those coffee beans are extracted from the asian palm civet's excrements. I know that you're more into energy drinks but I thought that you might want to try something different. I know it sounds disgusting but the taste is actually not bad and it'll definitely wake you up, everytime you remember that you're drinking coffee that came out of an animal's digestive system it gives you an extra dose of adrenaline. No matter how many times I drink it, this coffee always makes me feel like I'm a little bit in danger and it wakes me up immediately."
Tegan looked really curious about it but at the same time uneasy at the thought of having to drink coffee made of beans that came out of an animal's asshole.
"Woah... thanks... Tadashi."
"You're welcome."
So that's how Tadashi stays awake, huh? He makes himself fear for his life by drinking weird coffee. Scholar had already heard of it, there's even some kinds that are made from elephant poop and civet cat poop. However, Axel was the first and only one to call Tadashi out.
"What the fuck man? It's his birthday and you gifted him fricking coffee beans that come from a raccoon's butthole? Well, I guess the nickname Tadashit fits you perfectly since you literally drink shit."
Tadashi rolled his eyes so far back that his pupils might've gone in his skull if he wasn't human.
"Like I said, it comes from the asian palm civet. Not a raccoon. Also, do not call me that."
Axel and Tadashi kept on bickering for a while before Claire brought the cake.
"Ta-dah! Sorry if it's not good enough but there weren't any backeries out there willing to make a birthday cake on such a short notice. I had to bake it myself with Alistair's help. We hope you like it!"
The cake gave off a really homey feeling. Scholar was reminded from back home when all of his birthday cakes looked really similar to this one. The icing was really amateurish looking but really really cute. Alistair switched the lights off and Tegan took a moment to think about his wish. The room went silent in front of his stern expression, seems like whatever his wish was, it must be pretty important. When he blew the candles everyone cheered but no one asked him what he wished for. Maybe no one felt the need to since it is said that if you say your wish out loud it won't come true.
Before Raquel could cut the cake Alistair took his phone out. "Wait! Wait a sec, let's take pictures with the cake first! I'm the one who drew the Zbox and the Playmotion logo..."
Raquel put the knife down while laughing. "Oohhh. So I bet that's the real reason why you don't want me to cut it yet?"
They all took lots of ridiculous pictures with the cake. It was a pretty big one so Raquel cut it into 10 slices. After a bit of a ruckus, things finally started calming down. The 9 of them sat down in a circle and talked about random subjects: the teachers, the homework, sleep paralysis, the new Store Wars movie, the conscious and unconscious mind in cognitive psychology...
The time was passing by and everyone was having fun no matter how weird the conversation was getting until Raquel reminded everyone of the last slice of cake.
"If no one's gonna eat it, I'll eat it."
The only one who was against it was Tyler who also wanted the last slice. They decided to choose the winner through rock paper scissors. A 3 round match. But just as it was about to start, someone knocked on the door again. Did the noise annoy the neighbours? It was getting pretty late after all.
Scholar got up to open the door only to find... Karolina followed by Neha!
"Happy b- oh. It's you."
Karolina was holding a small package and as for Neha, she didn't even bother to wrap up her gift. It was a fancy hoodie with a sort of skull on its back. Tegan almost flew towards the door.
"Karol! You came... and Neha, is that Sombra merch?"
Neha smiled warmly, seeing that he noticed right away.
"Yes. I mean, kind of. It's that character from Underwatch, right? I don't know if it's your favorite but one time I remember you saying that "she was fun to play". So I made you this. The quality isn't really that good though, sorry. Unfortunately, I didn't have enough time to make it properly. Anyway, I'm rambling. Happy birthday Tegan."
Tegan immediately put the purple hoodie on in excitement.
"Looks sick. Thank you Neha. You really nailed the logo."
Karolina also thought that it looked "sick" but not in a good way. She was clearly not getting why wearing that sort of thing would make someone happy. Since it was made by Neha, of course it was really well done but why does he prefer wearing video game merch rather than high quality clothing? She was almost regretting coming here. Tyler laughed at the sight of Karolina trying really hard not to roll her eyes, it looked like her pupils were trembling. Kinda terrifying honestly.
"I would've thought that you like soldier 76 or Tracer better since... they're about as straight as you are. But besides that, it looks dope Neha! Would you make one of my paintings into a T-shirt one day? Like, you know, my birthday? August 21st? Pretty pleaaase!"
It wasn't long until everyone started requesting clothes from Neha for their birthdays. Of course, she shut them all down while Karolina still stood there with what looked like a gift.
"Ugh. I see that you invited a lot... of people."
Her cold gaze was on Axel and Alistair specifically, since she did not like those two. As for Tegan, he was silently waiting for his gift. Judging by his face, it had been a while since Karolina had showed up to one of their birthdays, not to mention that she brought a gift too.
"Anyway... here. I'm sure you don't play those kinds of games anymore but uh... Well, in any case you better not laugh at my gift. Or else."
Tegan carefully unwrapped the gift. It was the new Maryo Kart! Everyone was baffled. Karolina actually gifted Tegan a video game? What's next? Is she going to play it too on top of gifting it? Tegan thanked her happily and reached for something behind the TV. It was Karolina's gift. Her eyes scanned the shape of the wrapping trying to guess what it was. Though she didn't lose any more time trying to figure out what it was and opened it. It was a Bouis Buitton bag. Karolina smiled.
"Basic choice but not bad. Thanks."
Seeing that Neha had already sat down, Karolina did the same. Of course, to Raquel's regret, they ended up splitting the last slice of cake, Karolina said that she didn't mind since she couldn't afford to eat food with too much calories. Especially not pastries but she let this one slide. As for Tegan, he immediately switched the game on. Of course. But then, he offered the second controller to Karolina. Everyone looked at him like he was batshit crazy. Miraculously though, Karolina sighed and took the controller.
"...Fine. But I don't remember the controls anymore."
That was a fricking lie. Karolina was killing it?? At Maryo Kart?? Raquel was going crazy. Well, everyone actually. But especially Raquel.
"What the hell?! So you steal the last slice of cake and now you're whooping Tegan's ass in a video game? I didn't even think you knew how to hold the controller correctly..."
Karolina clicked her tongue at that remark, looking unimpressed. Though clearly, she was a bit embarrassed about playing against her brother in front of 9 other people who had no idea that she was even capable of touching a controller without throwing up. But during that time, Tegan was grinning like a kid. It was like going back in time for him. He was thrilled. How many years has it been since the last time they played together like this?
"Believe it or not, but Karolina was actually the one to always kick my ass in video games. She was too strong. Thankfully, she's a bit rusty now."
Karolina elbowed his arm violently but Tegan didn't budge. It was like he was used to it, maybe Karolina always tried to distract him from the game by pushing him when they were little?
"Oh shut up. It's the game's fault. Why the heck did they add that much useless features? Also, the maps are way worse than the old Maryo Kart games. Those ones are a jumbled mess, doesn't make any goddamn sense with those twists and turns."
Karolina frighteningly sounded like a retrogaming nerd. Could it be that Tegan's love for video games came from...? Nah, no way. She's just salty that Tegan is catching up in wins. They're tied now.
"Okay! What about this: The one who wins the next round gets a kiss on the cheek from Scholar!" Ellie proclaimed in a loud voice.
"Wait! Why me??"
Scholar honestly doubted that Karolina would like that, Tegan? Maybe. But not Karolina. Surprisingly enough she didn't react but that lack of reaction probably hid something. Usually she would complain and quit but she's not the type to lose on purpose after getting this far. Tegan looked fired up too. Looking back on it, earlier Tyler was trying really hard to say something. Could it be that both Tegan and Karolina like Scholar? Well... that would be extremely awkward and unlikely.
In any case, it looks like Tegan has a head start.
"What's wrong Karol? Have you really forgotten the controls?"
"Say that again and I might murder you."
This is the most intense party of Maryo Kart anyone had ever seen. Isn't there an e-sport for it? Maybe the Novak(ova) siblings should sign up...
In the end, Karolina managed to catch up somehow. Ellie took that host voice again.
"Alright ladies and gents! Looks like Karolina will be the one receiving the prize! But what an act of cruelty on the sister's part, wouldn't you say? Because she was heartless and unpleasant I declare that as compensation the viewers should also get a kiss!"
Everyone cheered for Scholar's kiss but funnily enough, Tegan looked super offended. He was about to throw a tantrum.
"Wait. So I'm the only one without a kiss?!? That is so unfair! It's my birthday... I should at least get a participation fee!"
Tyler patted him on the back.
"That's rough, buddy. But hey, at least your boyfriend didn't turn into the moon."
Tegan quickly elbowed Tyler in the stomach again.
"Dude! Scholar's not my... dammit, I told you to be quiet earlier."
"Ow! I didn't even say any name... You're the one digging your own grave man. Look, he's looking this way."
Seeing that Tegan looked absolutely heartbroken (and pissed), Scholar took Ellie's place as the announcer.
"Change of plans! Only the siblings get a kiss because it's their birthday. All the others won't get any because it would be extremely unfair."
That's when everyone started booing but Raquel seemed to have an idea. A stupid one. But still an idea.
"Uhhh, excuse me! Actually, I'm their sister. We're triplets, so I also get a kiss!"
Axel did the same.
"No, Raquel is lying sir! We're actually quadruplets so I get a kiss as well! The four of us look so similar, I have no idea how you missed that..."
This whole thing turned out to be ridiculous. Seems like Tegan and Karolina suddenly had 8 new siblings. But of course, only the 2 of them got the kiss. Everyone was satisfied with the birthday party despite all of the chaos.
-------------------------------------- Oooookay! That's it! Sorry the ending was so abrupt (as usual) but I never know how to end these... Thank you for reading though! And sorry if you cringed! But that's a risk I'm willing to take ✊😔
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I Can't I Literally Cannot. It's a recording of a stream and this girl is saying she's dating the friend of the two people streaming and she's also Highkey flirting with them. And like the one recording is freaking out because he doesn't know what the heck is going on and the other guy is like talking about proper relationship etiquette but his views are freaking wild like "you can't talk to other people unless you've had a conversation about that being allowed" and I just. I CANNOT BELIEVE. ~S
And the guy talking about etiquette is also like calling the guy recording out because he's worried he'll try to steal their friend's girl and I Can't. This guy went to get food and when he came back he was like "oh I shouldn't have done that bc having a convo alone with a guy is Bad if your in a relationship" I like these people oh my god. What the actual hell. The guy recording is like fine. But the girl is kinda sketchy and my guy about etiquette is freaking wild. Oh My God. I CAN'T. ~S
To be fair this guy was probably like hella sleep deprived considering it was like 7am when they were recording and neither of the guys had slept before. Still I just. oh my god. The girl literally distracted him by starting to sing and he just took it and ran. I'm Dying Okay. I Need A Conclusion. ~S
He's so easily distracted, oh my goodness. Like I been knew but like this girl was lying the whole time. Their friend came one and was like, yeah that's not my girlfriend. I just. This was so freaking stupid. Why. Why would you like about this stuff. Oh my goodness. I cannot believe I stayed up until 3am to watch this what the heck. That Was So Stupid Oh My God. It is 3:04am I just. Aaaaaaaaaa. This is fine it's fine. ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 Aight, imma head out. ~S
Also technically it is already tomorrow. ~S
That was super cute!! I know you're not a huge fan of it, but I like it!!!!! It was written well!!!!! ~S
This bitch watches Minecraft challenge videos, and like,,,,,, they be uploading one at like 2am and the second at like 2:40am so then I gotta stay up and watch them. And like one of them is like cool yeah, whatever, and the other is so freaking stressful. It was freaking 46mins and I really wanted my guy to win and there were so many time he almost died. And he was doing so good and then at the very end he was killed. ~S
This is literally so stupid but like my heart was going and I'm literally shaking. Oh my God. Anyway this is why I'm awake at 3:30am for the third night in a row. It was like 2am ish and I was gonna sleep, then there was an upload. I watched it, it was good. So I chill for a bit bc immediately finishing a vid and then sleeping is unrealistic. The my other guy uploads and it's 46mins, okay I can deal. And then It's That. And now I'm so freaking hyper and I Cannot. Oh my god. ~S
Is this gonna become a thing? Me freaking out about Minecraft YouTubers to you at like 3am??? oh my god though. Anyway, as you know, I love you with my entire heart!!!!! I would ask people questions for you if you were too stressed to do so even if I was as well because I love you!!!!!! I would listen intently to whatever you were excited about even if I wasn't super interested because I love you!!!! I would do so many things!!!! You're so Good!!!!!! I Love You So Much!!!!!!!!! ❤️🧡����💚💙💜 ~S
Why am I still awake at 4am? It's because I needed time to calm the heck down. It feels kinda stupid that I'm Adrenaline over a video game that I wasn't even playing. But I guess here we are. :/ It's fine imma probably sleep now. I hope you're doing well 😘 ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 ~S
So, I graduated today. And it was nice!! It wasn't quite what it would have been, world allowing, but it was good. I'm kinda glad I didn't have to sit through everyone, and I got two subject awards, one in math and one in calculus!! I'm also pretty happy I didn't have to do exams this year. Funny that it's my grade twelve year, and next year I'll be going off to university. I hope you're well!! ~S
Hm, that (your first week (four days?) of classes) sounds incredibly disorganized and Not Good. I hope it gets better soon!! I love you!!!!!!!!!!!! ~S
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Bruh I didn’t realize I was hoarding so many asks I am so sorry lol
Those people sound Absolutely Wild. And while I agree, yes, a relationship needs communication, that guy talking about relationship etiquette sounds crazy and I would not want to be dating him lol. Also, why would you lie about dating someone I do Not understand. Are these Straight People? Lol
Thank you, I’m glad you liked it!! 
Bruh you gotta get a better sleep schedule, I worry lol. Also, yeah, the adrenaline can weirdly kick in when watching other people play video games, I 100% get it lol. Feel free to continue ranting to me about Minecraft YouTubers, if you want!! Also,,, those things you say,,,, you are so sweet those things are the true meaning of love, I would also do those things for you  ❤️🧡💛💚💙❤️🧡💛💚💙💜❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
Congratulations on graduating!! I’m sorry it wasn’t the experience you had been expecting, but I’m glad it was still good, and I’m so proud of you!! Also, yeah, reading out all the names is,,,,,, Big Oof lol. My graduating class was about 800 people and having to sit through all that, AND having a last name that puts me towards the end was like,,,,, Gross lol. Also, grad gowns are not breathable and we were outside in Arizona. I am glad that was Not your experience because it’s Rough lol. I know you’re gonna do great in university!!
Yeah it was,, Not Great, but hopefully things look up lol. Fingers crossed lol.
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3:07 AM - Jurttu is now Online.
3:14 AM - Jurttu: take a look at this 3:14 AM - Jurttu: https://support.google.com/youtube/answer/6162278?hl=en 3:15 AM - TITA 22: "Controversial or sensitive subjects and events, including subjects related to war, political conflicts, natural disasters and tragedies, even if graphic imagery is not shown" 3:15 AM - TITA 22: :| 3:15 AM - Jurttu: yes 3:15 AM - Jurttu: and everything else on the list 3:16 AM - Jurttu: okay, the drug use one is somewhat understandable 3:16 AM - TITA 22: 420 BLAZE IT YOLOSWAG 3:16 AM - TITA 22: :HORRENDOUS AIRHORNS: 3:16 AM - Jurttu: nobody important is going to miss that shit 3:17 AM - Jurttu: i don't know how much of that list is going to affect animation stuff 3:17 AM - TITA 22: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cx6Too0MTQw 3:17 AM - Jurttu: but that definitely looks like something to worry about 3:18 AM - TITA 22: i've been meaning to ask 3:18 AM - TITA 22: about the whole advertisers exodus 3:18 AM - TITA 22: is the network going to help you out with that? 3:19 AM - Jurttu: it'll hopefully offer some stability 3:19 AM - TITA 22: yeah 3:19 AM - Jurttu: but the exodus isn't the whole story 3:19 AM - TITA 22: thanks pewdiepie 3:20 AM - Jurttu: Hi YouTube community,
We recently posted a blog explaining how we're addressing strong feedback from advertisers around ads running on content they feel does not align with their brand. Advertiser confidence on YouTube is critical to the financial success of creators. Unfortunately, in recent weeks, we’ve seen some advertisers suspend their campaigns. So earlier this week, we began implementing the new brand safety controls outlined in the blog.
If you’re seeing fluctuations in your revenue over the next few weeks, it may be because we’re fine tuning our ads systems to address these concerns. While this can be unsettling, we’re working as fast we can to improve our systems so that advertisers feel more confident in our platform and revenue continues to flow to creators over the long term. 3:20 AM - Jurttu: excerpt comes from YT community management 3:20 AM - TITA 22: they do community management? 3:20 AM - TITA 22: since when? 3:20 AM - Jurttu: wasn't directed to me, btw 3:20 AM - TITA 22: was this generated by a bot?  https://steamcommunity-a.akamaihd.net/economy/emoticon/squirtheh 3:21 AM - Jurttu: but to creators in general 3:21 AM - TITA 22: yeah ik 3:21 AM - Jurttu: since people began to be fucking pussies 3:21 AM - TITA 22: eh 3:21 AM - Jurttu: everything has to be non-offensive
3:21 AM - TITA 22: no
3:22 AM - TITA 22: i think it's more along the lines of people began to be fucking brainless fuckwits with no self-control 3:22 AM - Jurttu: so that some pansexual agender genderfluid ponyshagging fuck won't cry 3:22 AM - TITA 22: like pewdiepie 3:22 AM - TITA 22: or jontron 3:22 AM - Jurttu: bring me up to speed with those 3:22 AM - TITA 22: saying a bunch of dumb shit without thinking it over and then basically falling into a rabbit hole of nazism 3:24 AM - TITA 22: i'm pretty sure the whole pewdiepie thing is one of the major reasons if not the major reason advertisers are cautious 3:24 AM - TITA 22: it's not because anyone is a "pussy" they are trying to act on behalf of the credibility of their brands 3:24 AM - TITA 22: i mean who wants to end up like United, right? 3:24 AM - TITA 22: the laughingstock of the entire world 3:24 AM - Jurttu: still don't know what that was about 3:24 AM - TITA 22: basically 3:24 AM - Jurttu: and once again, that's just half of the story 3:25 AM - Jurttu: youtube's advertiser base is gargantuan 3:25 AM - Jurttu: believe me, i know 3:25 AM - Jurttu: so if a few companies get whiny, youtube should just ignore it 3:25 AM - Jurttu: not much damage done 3:25 AM - TITA 22: aren't they like 3:25 AM - TITA 22: verizon 3:26 AM - TITA 22: AT&T 3:26 AM - TITA 22: like 3:26 AM - TITA 22: big names 3:26 AM - Jurttu: some of them are, correct 3:26 AM - TITA 22: those are the ones that matter 3:26 AM - Jurttu: but from what i've seen, the largest ones tend to be quiet 3:27 AM - Jurttu: they don't really have time to complain about this sort of thing 3:27 AM - Jurttu: AND, for all the others: 3:28 AM - Jurttu: to my understanding, they have the option to "blacklist" channels 3:28 AM - Jurttu: so they can disown pewdiepie and any other jackshit they don't like 3:28 AM - Jurttu: so this whole shebang sounds much more like an orchestrated sjw crusade to me 3:28 AM - TITA 22: that's 3:29 AM - TITA 22: not a thing 3:29 AM - Jurttu: oh believe me, it is 3:29 AM - TITA 22: no, it's not. 3:29 AM - Jurttu: that fucking cancer has been spreading into the financial world aswell 3:29 AM - Jurttu: particularly game and film industry 3:31 AM - Jurttu: okau 3:31 AM - TITA 22: wait 3:31 AM - Jurttu: maybe sjw was a wrong word 3:31 AM - Jurttu: but you know the type 3:31 AM - TITA 22: have you considered that what you're interpreting as an insincere "sjw crusade" is just the result of mediums growing with new players from different backgrounds that were not as visible before and that their existence doesn't invalidate or reduce the significance of less "sjw" things 3:32 AM - Jurttu: the bunch of retards that push political correctness 3:32 AM - Jurttu: yeah, now we're on the same page 3:32 AM - TITA 22: are we? 3:32 AM - Jurttu: i think so 3:32 AM - Jurttu: these "new players" are the correctness pushers 3:33 AM - Jurttu: sjw was a wrong word 3:33 AM - Jurttu: it's this "progressive" thinking 3:33 AM - Jurttu: like, anti-vaxxer progressive 3:34 AM - TITA 22: that's a dangerously frivolous association for something so broad 3:34 AM - Jurttu: it's more of an connecting factor, really 3:34 AM - Jurttu: hell if i know what the main point is 3:34 AM - TITA 22: of what 3:34 AM - TITA 22: ? 3:35 AM - Jurttu: the idea of making online content more appropiate 3:35 AM - Jurttu: i mean 3:35 AM - Jurttu: please tell me some PR shills didn't actually think this'd be a good idea 3:35 AM - Jurttu: PLEASE? 3:36 AM - TITA 22: the advertising thing? it's a stupid solution that hurts the people it's meant to protect, yeah 3:37 AM - TITA 22: whoever was in charge did not think it through and is probably operating on some kind of business/dealing language that i am not equipped to understand 3:37 AM - TITA 22: like, i don't understand the reasoning and i don't agree with it but it's not like i can say i know what the suits' whole moral compass is in the grand scheme of things 3:39 AM - TITA 22: as for the very idea of making online content more appropriate i think when it comes to businesses I'M GUESSING it's probably all just done for the end of the line, and for some reason came to this conclusion that this was needed economically 3:40 AM - TITA 22: if i'm not mistaken economics is not something human beings have mastered yet 3:40 AM - TITA 22: to put it lightly 3:40 AM - Jurttu: correct 3:40 AM - Jurttu: my content remains unaffected for now 3:40 AM - Jurttu: but you know my kind of humor 3:40 AM - TITA 22: yeah that's one takeaway from that wall of text 3:44 AM - Jurttu: well, all we can do is wait and see 3:44 AM - Jurttu: and hope for the best 3:45 AM - TITA 22: yeah 3:45 AM - Jurttu: because i sure as fuck won't shift my focus to some child-friendly innocent humor 3:45 AM - TITA 22: i... don't think you'd need to? 3:45 AM - Jurttu: because it is not funny 3:46 AM - TITA 22: i don't even know what that would have to be 3:46 AM - Jurttu: okay, that's taking it to the extreme, but you get the point 3:46 AM - Jurttu: the kind you see on teletubbies, i guess 3:46 AM - TITA 22: i somehow don't think that's the intention of these guidelines, as flawed as they are 3:47 AM - TITA 22: and as poorly phrased as they are 3:47 AM - TITA 22: they definitely make it sound like that 3:47 AM - Jurttu: i don't think you can make good comedy if you follow those to the letter 3:47 AM - TITA 22: yeah i don't think a lot of people are going to really stand by most of these 3:48 AM - TITA 22: in the end, hopefully, the most ridiculous aspects of those guidelines will kind of just cease to exist 3:48 AM - TITA 22: unless youtube decides it only wants to monetize hydraulic pressing videos for the end of time 3:48 AM - TITA 22: :| 3:48 AM - TITA 22: but hey at least you're not alone 3:49 AM - Jurttu: random fun fact, the hydraulic press channel is finnish 3:49 AM - Jurttu: anyway 3:49 AM - TITA 22: and you're not just accompanied with people like pewdiepie, you're with people across a broad spectrum who just so happen to actually be funny 3:49 AM - Jurttu: i need to head out 3:49 AM - TITA 22: yeha it's getting late 3:49 AM - TITA 22: sorry about the polititalk 3:49 AM - Jurttu: as much as this discussion stimulates me 3:50 AM - Jurttu: nah, polititalk is good 3:50 AM - Jurttu: it's good to discuss the issues of the day 3:50 AM - Jurttu: you know, INSTEAD OF TRYING TO HIDE THEM? 3:51 AM - TITA 22: i am getting the impression that everyone thinks everyone else is trying to do that 3:52 AM - Jurttu: welcome to the year 2017, mate 3:52 AM - Jurttu: anyway 3:53 AM - Jurttu: really gotta run 3:53 AM - Jurttu: seeya later, man 3:53 AM - TITA 22: yeah ciao 3:53 AM - Jurttu is now Offline.
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