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Poems I Wrote When I Was High As Balls - A penisryan Anthology

What Dentists Expect You to Think

Took too many hits now I'm an extraterrestrial A horse ate my dog now im anti equestrial If i became a cowboy I would practice saying howdy yall I had 13 cavities but at least i got this bouncy ball

-what dentists expect you to think

Stoner Friendly Dentist

What dentists expect you to think Is to brush your teeth out of the sink But that instinct is wrong Do it out of a bong Filled with water and rinse for gurgling

-stoner friendly dentist

Took too many hits, now I'm an extraterrestrial

The stoner friendly dentist Has all kinds of wacky flavors: Exhaust pipe listerine And diesel scented floss dispansers

I had him do my flouride once I realized when he asked: "Ganja grape, weed-ermelon Or marijuana blast?"

-took too many hits, now I'm an extraterrestrial

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