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amhrosina · 1 year
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If you don't mind me being a little nasty. *clears throat*
I feel in the deepest parts of my vagina that Namor would be that type of man that would grind his cock into you.
Like he would bearly leave your pussy while he fucks you. He would grind sinfully and roughly hold you down so you can do nothing but take his deep penetration.
And last but not least he would do it in the missionary position so he can watch as your eyes roll back as he drags his cock against your walls
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BESTIE!!!!! YES!!!!!!! (*for the record, i don't mind anyone being a little nasty in my asks when it comes to things like this lol*)
So like, we all know Namor has likely had a string of lowkey lovers over the years, right???
And being absolutely astronomically for real, the rumors about him being SO good in bed are absolutely true ANYWAYS
I feel like Namor has always insisted on taking his various lovers from behind?? Like it subtly puts some emotional distance between him and whoever he has in his bed.
And he has a strict 'no kissing' rule. He has centuries of mistrust, walls, and rage built up - these boundaries are a way for him to stay in control of this situation!
And then he met you and that all flew right out the window.
The first time he takes you to bed, he doesn't even realize he has you panting and moaning on your BACK until you arch into his touch and it almost sends him over the edge.
He decides he doesn't care about following his rules anymore when you look that stunning cumming around him.
And shit, when he finally ruts into you so deeply that his entire world shifts, it's like having a taste of the forbidden fruit.
He will literally leave important meetings just to find you and fuck you against whatever surface is closest.
He's never been so ravenous for someone before. And he always fucks you in missionary because he loves to watch you squirm underneath him.
The easy access to your sinful lips is also a perk.
When he's feeling particularly mischievous, he'll tease you by nipping at your jaw, pressing kisses to your collarbones, and whispering the dirtiest things he can come up with into your ear, all while fucking you hard into the mattress.
Watching you uncomfortably shift in your seat after he spent half the night fucking you on every surface imaginable is his favorite way to spend breakfast, though he's been known to lay you down on the literal breakfast table and take you right then and there if he thinks you didn't find enough pleasure the night before.
Namor is a self indulgent lover, but he never fails to make you cum multiple times before letting himself climax.
Don't even get me started on how feral he gets when you ask him to taste you!!!!! That man is 500 years old!!!! He knows how to eat pussy!!!!!!
This was so much longer than I was expecting??? Anyways, Namor makes me absolutely feral (as do most of the men I write about), so everyone can feel free to send me more of these lol
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mxbloopsies · 3 years
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Hello, I am, Mx. Peachy Bloopsies, Bloop for short, very pleased to meet you. (ღゝ◡╹)ノ♡
This is a casual account, not intended for people with triggers sense my art can get quite graphic.
This is an IZ oc called Pop. They are horrible.
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demonicpiano · 3 years
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Three-Fourths the Way There
RusEng + Magic Trio School AU!
You can read it on my AO3!
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Rating: General/K+
(Safe enough to read at work!)
Words: >6K
Status: Complete, One-shot
Summary: There’s a new rule that school clubs need to have four members to a club, minimum. The Magic Club only has three. Cue panic.
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"Don't look now, but that Russian kid is staring again."
Arthur turned his head. In the seat beside him, Vlad smacked a hand to his face, "I said don't look! Oh, great! He's probably going to curse you now and eat your parents!"
"Wow, he'll curse me and eat my parents?" Arthur made sure that his friend saw him roll his eyes. "Remind me to give my mum a call after class."
The last third of their trio glanced over his shoulder from a desk ahead as Vlad whisper-yelled, "What do you think happened to his ma and pa?"
"That's dark." Lukas launched a wad of paper, which bounced off the side of Vladimir's head. "You should be studying."
"Look around." The chatter of teenagers said it all, "Nobody's working. I bet the teacher is playing solitaire."
"Lukas is right. Sitting here and gossiping like a bunch of old ladies won't help us study." Arthur opened his textbook with a promise to his companions, "We have plenty of time for that during ritual."
"Honey or lemon this time?" Lukas asked.
"Lemon. Demons don't like the texture of sweet things."
Across the classroom, a lone Ivan smiled.
~.~
Not only was he the spokesperson of the Magic Club and go-to exorcist when the girls believed a spirit was haunting the gym locker room (the trick was to get the ghosts to leave willingly), Hetalia Academy's best and most prestigious was exemplified in the perfect form of Arthur Kirkland, head of the student body in Council. He was the first to arrive and last one to leave, as always, with notes on the ready to whip the other members into focus. Of course, he did not forget to hide the chalk so Yao and Alfred would not host doodle-contests that would end in a decisive victory.
Absolutely perfect...at least, he would say so.
Not long after Arthur settled, the door to the otherwise empty classroom opened, and he automatically straightened. Maybe today's Student Council wouldn't begin forty minutes late. A hulking figure slowed before the cluster of desks pushed together in a cheap meeting strategy, "Good afternoon, President."
Arthur raised his eyebrows, "I told you that you do not have to call me that." Ivan simply smiled, like he always seemed to do. "Take a seat. Hopefully the others will come soon."
"Thank you." Ivan settled, and began fiddling with something inside his bookbag. It stayed quiet. Neither of them were ones to make an empty room particularly interesting, but silence did not always need to be filled especially after a chatter-filled day of teachers and students. At least Ivan knew that...as much as Arthur could find himself to be at ease with him. Not only did the big guy stare from across the classroom during first period, he often giggled to himself as if he had many devious secrets. The fairies would shudder upon his arrival and promptly flee. Strange, but Arthur would take whatever damn peace and quiet he could get over-
The door swung open with a squawk of hinges and words, "...it was a shitstorm-supernova, man. I told him to lay off the milk, but-OH-HEY-ARTIE-HOW-ARE-YOU-DOING?!"
Arthur tried not to flinch too much as a gobble-gooked, French-accented chuckle poured salt in the wound of his bleeding eardrums. "The party is here!"
"That's me by the way!" Alfred announced with the World's Widest Grin. Sometimes it reached impossible places. He bounced past Ivan, gave him a smack on the head, and noisily dropped himself and his bookbag beside Arthur. Francis took Arthur's other side, reeking of a bath of perfume. No escape; it was either French or American. Damn it all, Arthur should have taken the other seat and risk sitting beside Ivan or Yao. Speaking of whom, the last (but certainly not least) shuffled in and plopped himself beside Ivan with a sigh.
"We're all here," Arthur said right away in order to curb stomp any potential conversations or distractions. "We'll get started right away. Phone's down and off, and as always, save your complaints until I'm finished." He grabbed a few sheets from his collection, snapped his folder shut, and began to distribute. "As you know, our annual dance is still some months away, but it is our duty as Student Council to get these flyers set up and sent out as soon as possible. I made these example sheets—Ivan, get off your phone, please—so we can hopefully come up with a design."
"Not on my phone."
"Nobody stares at their lap and smiles like that."
"I do."
"Nobody asked you, Francis."
"He's knitting," Yao said. Ivan snapped his hands over his lap and looked up as if he were caught halfway into the biscuit jar.
Before Arthur could say anything, before he could think to say anything, Alfred leaped from his seat with a shrill, "Are you really knitting! Isn't that something old ladies do?!"
"I..."
Arthur yanked the back of Alfred's jacket to get his behind in his seat again, "Sit down, would you? And knitting is not just for old ladies. It is a very calming and intricate hobby that can be used for a variety of reasons and-" Ivan was staring again. Smiling. Arthur gulped, ending much more weakly, "but you should leave it for a different time."
"Okie-dokie."
"Old lady!" Alfred sang.
"Shut it," Arthur warned. "Back on track here."
Work unwillingly completed was better than no work completed. As long as those ungrateful little—oops, the lovely student body—appreciated Arthur's efforts, then all would be just peachy. Besides, it wasn't the Student Council he looked forward to most, but the Magic Club was not until after school tomorrow. Once a week was always so close, yet so far. They had the design for the flyers completely planned and even began discussing a bake-sale in spring by the time Alfred leaped from his chair, "It's four o'clock! Time to go!"
"What is burning his ass?" Yao wondered. Arthur simply shook his head as everyone around him snatched their belongings and peeled out of the room as quickly as humanly possible. He gathered the scattered plans to tuck them safely into their folder with much more care than anybody else would give-
A paper poked his arm. Oh, Ivan was still there, holding one Arthur must have overlooked. "Oh, thanks-"
"Can I walk with you to the bus?"
"Excuse me, what?"
Ivan ducked his head.
"I suppose."
"Thank you."
Arthur gave a side-eye before taking himself and his bag out of the classroom. He walked fast and with purpose, though Ivan easily kept pace with long legs. Neither said anything, which was a bit odd. Then again, he was a bit of an odd fellow. Not many friends. Not really any friends. Large. Hulking. Thick arms. Uh, keeps to himself. Typical odd kid, yeah.
"How is your magic club?"
"Magic Club? It's...all right." A warning glance. Ivan kept his eyes forward. "Why?"
"All right? Did you find somebody yet?"
"What are you talking about?"
"Did you not hear? There was an email." Ivan stopped in the middle of the hall and pointed to a ginormous bulletin board a little ways away. "Every Club needs to have at least four members now or else it will be disbanded!"
"What?!" Arthur sent a sharp look over his shoulder, hoping for Ivan's sake that was just a cruel joke. He stormed across the linoleum floors, pouring over every letter and announcement (and a stray note saying that so-and-so smelled like mushrooms?) until he caught the bright yellow sheet that read, 'AFTER-SCHOOL CLUB UPDATE.' So on and so forth, '...effective the first day of the new semester, January 4. If you have any questions, please speak to a guidance counselor or send an email at...' "No..." Arthur cursed the paper. The paper did not respond. A heart could not handle to be abandoned like this so quickly and suddenly. Him. Lukas. Vlad. The chopping block called for their necks.
Ivan let out a thoughtful noise beside Arthur, scaring the nerves out of him again. Arthur almost told him to stop sneaking on him like that, but found himself unwilling to open his mouth. The Magic Club was unlike the others; it did not thrive off crowds and attention. It can, and has been, thriving with secrecy and rumors whispered through the halls. Three people was enough. It has been enough. It always should have been enough-
"So you have not found fourth member yet?"
"No. Not yet." Arthur resisted the urge to look to Ivan's face. What if it was a tease, a laugh hidden behind sweet words? What if it was full of hope? An unspoken yet obvious question? He couldn't bear it. Not now. Not so soon. "I have to go."
"Ah, did I say something bad?"
"No, Ivan, not you. I need to get home." Quickly, over his shoulder, Arthur called, "Goodbye."
"Okay, uh, bye-bye!"
Arthur stormed out of the school. Each step would be a threat to leave the earth to shatter if he didn't want to be so quick. He threw himself onto his bus and fell into a seat with a huff. Everything had fractured and fallen apart so quickly. Now, he had the entire ride home to stew in the dark thoughts swirling through his mind.
~.~
Nobody welcomed Arthur home, and he did not care nor have the time to care. It was straight to his bedroom, door locked, and books unceremoniously deposited on his desk. He immediately opened his laptop, then his chat window between him, Lukas, and Vlad to start a call. The application droned. His reflection scowled at himself. It didn't make the drones drone faster.
"Arthur? What's up?"
"Lukas, I-" Something made a string of obnoxious noise from the other end.
"Sorry-" Yap, yap, yap-
"Hana! Shush!"
"I'll just go upstairs."
"No, no," Arthur said, "if I called at a bad time...I should wait until Vlad gets on anyway-"
Bloop.
"Talking about me?"
Arthur slapped his hands to his desk, "The Magic Club needs to find another member or we're getting disbanded."
"Wait, what?!"
"There was some letter from the principal. Hold on, I didn't check my email yet today." Arthur sought to do that. "Apparently, it has something to do with funding or whatever excuse they're using, but all clubs have to have at least four or more members starting the new semester."
Vlad squawked in offense.
"Check your email! It says it all there."
Lukas' voice was a quiet storm, tight with concern, "The new semester? That's less than two months away."
"Still, that will give us a decent amount of time. We can ask around to see who can join."
"Hey, Lukas," Vlad said, "what about your lil' bro?"
"He's in grade 8. Doesn't even go to the school yet."
"Oh. Sucks."
"Hm."
Arthur worried the inside of his cheek. As noisy as it was, life was mundane, scheduled and predictable. Sometimes. Nothing extraordinary besides the occasional demon got loose or a ghoul haunted the west wing's urinals...until this dropped a wrench onto his foot. Adapt or die. What the most awful of ultimatums.
"Yo, Art?"
"Yes?"
"You thinking of anybody?"
"I'm thinking," he promised. Perhaps too much. "I...I need to go. I just wanted to tell the both of you, and I have homework..."
"It's all right," Lukas said. "I have dinner soon. Vlad and I will talk a little bit more until then."
"Yeah, Arthur. Take care."
"Right then. Thanks. I'll see the both of you tomorrow." Arthur dropped out of the call, staring at his friends' profile pictures still indicating they were live and chatting for a moment too long to be healthy before closing the lid of his laptop. Him. Lukas. Vlad.
Emil was too young. Arthur's brothers had graduated, save one, but Peter was still in primary, and besides, he wouldn't invite the little twerp anyway. Francis? He may have had the taste for finer things in life, but that was for anything he could get a sense on, and unfortunately, that excluded the supernatural. He was already in several other clubs anyway. Alfred? Hmm, he pissed himself over a ghost story in the seventh grade. Perhaps not. Maybe Yao? He only had Cooking, as far as Arthur knew, and they had a few fine talks about Chinese superstitions. Maybe. Then there was...Ivan. A complete mystery, really. Did he ask about the fourth spot in the Magic Club because of interest, or to simply be nosy? Arthur walked off before Ivan could make any of this known. Not many dared to approach the 'school gremlin' (yes, he was well aware of the whispers), let alone ask to walk with him out of the school without asking for something in return.
Arthur tipped his head back and pinched his eyes. He had too much pouring itself onto his lap out of the blue like this. After another, more final sigh, he leaned to pull his homework from his bag. Essays and questions were an excuse to put his mind somewhere else.
~.~
"Sadiq."
"He's already in the Cooking Club."
"So is Yao, and you asked him."
Arthur tossed up his hands from the lunch table. As soon as they walked into the building, the Trio set a mission to scour and take in any potential recruits. It was an ultimate failure. Most of the finest potential candidates were already claimed, already asked and not interested, or too superstitious to dabble in the Dark Arts. Cowards. Rinse, lower standards, repeat. The rest of the student body laughed, gave them weird looks and/or asked, "Magic Club? What's that?"
Sigh.
To think all of this was to get new bodies inside the classroom, to see if they were even capable of joining said club!
"This is highly ineffective," Arthur announced. "Going student to student is slow at best."
Vlad nodded solemnly, "I accidentally asked Timo twice."
Lukas gave him a funny glance. "You asked Timo? You know he lives two doors down from me, right?"
"Maybe. No. I don't know! All of these kids are blond and look the same."
Arthur contemplated allowing himself to have a sob to two. Or ten. Lukas said, "I'll go to the main office after lunch. Maybe I can ask them to make an announcement for anyone to meet us in our spot."
"You would do that? For us?"
"For the Club, too."
"You don't have to do it alone. Arthur and I can come with!"
"It's okay. I have a study period next. I can afford it. Don't miss class."
Vlad and Arthur grabbed Lukas' hands, reeling and praising, "You're our last hope!"
~.~
After a few minutes of Calculus, an announcement dinged overhead, "If anyone is interested in joining the Magic Club, please meet in Room 23A after school. Again, if anyone is interested in joining the Magic Club..."
Arthur kept his eyes toward his worksheet. Chairs squeaked as bodies turned and whispered. Just a few more hours until then. He will know—and finally accept—at that point that they were doomed, and lay his wand to rest.
~.~
"We can summon a demon."
"Vlad, that's your answer for everything."
"Oh, come on! We can have it pretend it's a part of the student body. We're magic. We can make up some paperwork."
"I suppose you're fine with selling your soul in exchange for services, then?"
They sat, seats pulled close together and slouching under the heavy atmosphere. Nobody came. It was just the three of them. As it always was, and apparently, as it always will be.
"I'm sorry," Lukas spoke up, "I should have told the lady to have more pizzazz for the announcement."
"Don't go blaming yourself for things that aren't your fault, Lukas. You did well, and we thank you for it."
"Yeah," Vlad said, "you did great." Then, "Maybe we should've ordered pizza."
Arthur pointed out, "We would only get people in here for the free pizza. Besides, who would pay for it?" He stuck his elbows on his knees and cupped his face with his palms. "Maybe it's better this way. Nobody is pretending to listen to us when there is nobody to listen."
"We should have ordered pizza anyway. I'm hungry."
Someone's stomach gurgled. Arthur and Lukas pricked their eyebrows at one another. Lukas straightened from his slump, "It could help with the mood. Unless you want to sit here and sulk instead?"
"Just for a while longer," Arthur promised. "Then we can get something to eat."
Just for a while longer, they waited. "We can still hang out," Vlad offered. "We can do séances at my house."
"True, but we won't have the funding from the school."
Lukas gave a limp shrug, almost dropping into a puddle on the floor if he slumped further into his chair. "Could always meet for movie-night at my place."
"Ooh," Vlad had just a smidge enthusiasm more than Arthur could muster, "Movie-night."
Someone knocked on the door. Three heads snapped up, eyes wide and glancing to one another as if to ask, "Who could it be?" A creak, and a pale head of hair breached their precious space. Arthur's heart leaped for some reason, and he wondered if it was hope or dread.
"That's..." Vlad started, and he didn't leap for joy.
Ivan smiled like he always did, closed-mouth and tight. He quietly shut the door and asked, "Magic Club?"
Lukas and Vlad simultaneously straightened in their seats with their faces reminiscent of stone. Arthur tried to be the same, though deep down inside, he believed it would come to this. Braginsky was their last stand against eternal end. If that was the case, perhaps fate brought him here. The fairies, as they already have cried and fled, may have not agreed, but how bad could a man that kept to himself, knew how to knit, and blushed so easily be? Not that knitting was an excellent judge of character...
"Yes, that's right." Arthur rose from his seat, finding himself to smile anyway as their newcomer wrung his hands together in a nervous fit. Although he knew the answer, he had to ask out of propriety, "What brings you here?"
"I heard the announcement." Ivan tipped his head. "Unless you already filled your forth spot? I do not see anybody else."
"Err, no, we...we haven't found anybody else. Yet."
"Hey!" Vlad hissed, "Don't try to tell me...the Braginsky kid?"
Lukas sang under his breath, "He's gonna eat your parents..."
"You haven't?" Ivan was much too happy about that. "That is good!"
"Not really," Arthur said.
"I mean, it is good because...I would like to ask...ah..."
Vlad kept chanting most quietly, "He's gonna eat your parents. He's gonna eat your parents-"
"Go on," Arthur urged. This or doom, he reminded himself. Well, unless Braginsky planned on bringing doom. He better not.
"I would like my sister to join your club."
Vlad stopped chanting. Lukas stared. Arthur blurted, "Your sister? Why isn't she here, then?"
"She is, uh, not good with people."
"So you want to pawn her on us instead?!"
"Vlad," Arthur warned. Vlad slumped against his chair, more haunted if anything.
"No, no!" Ivan shook his hands like he pleaded for his life, which was unnecessary so far, "It is so she can make friends! It would be good for her."
Lukas asked, "Would it be good for us, too?"
"You're considering it?" Arthur was a tad surprised. Lukas had an irritated air about him. Though it did not appear to be any different from his neutral expression, he knew. Oh, Arthur knew.
Vlad tossed his hands up, then down to his lap with a sigh. "I mean...I guess. It's not like anybody else is waltzing in here." Louder, to Ivan, "So what does your sister do?"
"Hm?"
"This is a Magic Club," Arthur said. "If you...your sister is interested in joining us, she must be and prove herself to be supernaturally inclined."
"Oh, yes! She can talk to ghosts!"
"She can?"
"Well, she mumbles to the air a lot..."
Vlad echoed, "She mumbles to the air."
Lukas made a small, "Hm." The seriously? was understood.
Arthur tried to grin and bear the threat of curses against his back, "We have another meeting next week. Same exact day, same exact time. If you think your sister has what it takes to be in our Club, by then all means-"
Unbridled joy bloomed across Ivan's face, turning his cheeks completely pink and squishable. Not that Arthur wanted to squish them. It was just that they looked squishable.
"Hold...hold on!" Vlad said, "What grade is this girl in?"
"Nine."
"A NINTH GRADER?! Arthur-"
"It's just to see!" Arthur insisted, all the while avoiding Ivan's steady eye. "Just this once. It's the nice thing to do after all."
Lukas and Vlad shared another glance. Lukas said, "I thought you didn't care about being nice."
"Excuse me?! Who said!"
They simultaneously looked away.
"So that is a yes?" Ivan asked. Gasped. Clapped excitedly without getting an answer, "I hope you give her a chance! It would be the nice thing to do after all!"
Arthur sputtered, "You-!"
"Goodbye!"
"Oi!"
The door shut.
Arthur cursed under his breath. The source of his ire was gone; why did he feel so worked up? This or doom.
"His sister, huh?" Lukas wondered aloud.
Vlad stuck an elbow into Arthur's side, catching a soft spot, "Told you that guy was weird. He stared at you the whole time like you were something to eat."
That was Ivan's something-to-eat face? What a gentle devourer he must be, then. Arthur cleared his throat and batted Vlad away, "Don't worry about it. The whole family is weird."
Lukas said, "Not the oldest."
Vlad, "That you know of."
"Hm."
Perhaps there was still hope for the Magic Club.
~.~
Surprisingly, one week passed quickly. The weekend helped, since those always swallow as much time as possible when one was not looking. Keeping oneself busy helped, too.
Early in the week, the student council meeting was mildly successful. It was a bit too chatter-filled for Arthur's liking, but he supposed with all the hard work they accomplished the last meeting, he didn't have to take the chalk sticks from Alfred and Yao when they snuffed their hiding spot from the top drawer in the teacher's desk. At least not right away.
Why Alfred snooped in there, nobody knows.
"Everyone get seated, put your phones and knitting supplies away. We may be ahead, but that doesn't mean we can completely slack off."
Whatever was in the water, Arthur urged it to make a home there because everyone was attentive, or at least calm enough not to make fools of themselves. At four on the dot, Alfred sprung from his seat, rallying the others and Arthur let him go with no dissent...even if it was right in the middle of his sentence.
Just one more day to go. In twenty four hours-
"Arthur."
That time Arthur jumped. He kept his eyes on the papers that Yao made no move to help gather, "Yes, Ivan?"
"Can we walk to the after-school bus together, Arthur? Please?"
Yao looked up in surprise, but thankfully didn't say anything as he took his bag, one of the papers, and hurried out of the room. Arthur opened his mouth, floundering as his face began to feel warm, but words were difficult at the wrongest of times.
An arm drooped over his shoulders as the stench of overly-floral perfume breached his nostrils. Francis fake-wailed, "Oh, Arthur, but I thought we always walk to the after-school bus together!"
"Ugh, Francis, get off of me!" was a lot easier to say. Arthur made a show to brush invisible germs off of his blazer, which made Ivan giggle. "And no, we don't."
Francis rolled his eyes, "I see now! Ivan is your favorite! You rather walk with him than me! Hmph!" A side-glare turned with a smile as he spun away. Arthur swore there was a wink in there. Bastard. "Good day to the both of you. Good day!"
"Fantastic," Arthur made sure to say as dryly as humanly possible. "Let's get out of here, shall we?"
So they did. They left the classroom, turned off the lights, and closed the door. Walked down the halls. Walked out of the building. Really, nothing interesting. To think Ivan asked so eagerly. Arthur felt his mouth pull down as the autumn air sent a slight chill across his face.
"You're my favorite, too."
The bottom of Arthur's sole scratched the sidewalk as he abruptly stopped. After hours meant nobody was around. The rest of the Student Council already boarded the bus. It wasn't a mistake on the ears.
Still, Arthur asked, "Excuse me?"
Ivan looked downright terrified. "Ah, um, excused?"
"I appreciate the sentiment, but kissing arse is not going to get your sister into the Magic Club any faster."
"No, I...! I wasn't..." A flinch, "I'm sorry. Goodbye!"
"Wha...oi!" Arthur called after Ivan's clumsily retreating backside. "The bus is this way! What in the world?"
He stepped onto the bus, ignored a, "Artie! Sit with meeeeee!" and sat in his own seat as far from Francis and Yao, who bickered about...rice cooking methods?
"Huh. Guess he doesn't want to be bothered." Alfred unashamedly announced, "Whatever! I just put that stuff in the microwave! Ha-ha-ha!"
Yao blanched. "Ai-yah! That's your answer for everything!"
"Ha-ha! I wish!"
Arthur turned his eye just in time to see Francis put the back of his hand against his forehead and slump in his seat. Ivan would be in the far back, where he sat now, smiling and knitting as the others bickered. Such a strange guy.
~.~
Arthur's bewilderment slowly steamed to irritation throughout the rest of the night, ending to a boil as he scowled at the fairy-lights above his bed. He had been thoroughly warned of the quiet kids, mostly from snickers and back-sided gossip that he would roll his eyes, but many legends had a grain of truth within them. Ivan's truth was that he did not even bother to pretend he wasn't shying up to Arthur to get his sister into the Magic Club! That he wasn't pretending to not pawn her off so he wouldn't have to deal with her for at least an hour a week! What an awful, awful older brother! He gave his duvet a tough yank at the thought of other awful older brothers, and thus sparred a downward spiral of grumbling, hard-fought battles in his head, and a bad night's sleep.
When he woke, his first thought was to rue the entire day before it started, most importantly, the Magic Club's meeting after school. His phone buzzed no more than 17 minutes after he pulled himself out of bed, and he saw a message from Vlad; "Bring a spoon you don't care about."
Arthur let out a sigh at the breakfast table. It was too early to make his stomach start to work, but he wouldn't start the day without black tea. A few giggles circled his head as he felt the little hands of fairies gently tug at the unmanageable clumps of bedhead. Whatever would happen that day, his friends would still be there. If not for another meeting, then movie-night and some pizza.
~.~
Before first period, Arthur stopped at the library to pick up a pass to spend his study hall there with books and peace and quiet instead of a classroom full of yappy teenagers. Why call it a 'study hall' when studying isn't a building-wide requirement to some teachers, he didn't know.
The line was rather long, most likely full of students who procrastinate on homework and scrambled for a time to do it before their classes. Arthur crossed his arms and quietly tapped his foot, not out of patience, just for something to do. The thought of Ivan knitting, long but deft fingers effortlessly and neatly looping the thread popped in his mind, and he tossed his hands down to his sides with a huffy sigh. Some heads turned to stare, but they meant nothing.
"...'scuse me. Arthur."
Arthur didn't jump this time. He turned his head to nobody else but Ivan's direction, who of course was right there, right at that time, in the same line. His own visage must have spilled the thoughts bubbling over the edge of his mind and Ivan quickly ducked his head toward the carpet.
"Good morning," he still tried. "How are you feeling?"
"As fine as a Tuesday morning allows."
"Ah."
"The line is moving."
"Are you getting pass?"
"What else would I be in for?"
Ivan smiled, crinkling his eyes, "Books, silly!"
Right. Arthur walked into that one. "Yes, I'm getting a pass."
"What period?"
"Fourth."
"Oh." They didn't share a study period. "That is okay. We can walk to first period together, yes?"
"Ivan." Arthur took a long inhale through his nose. Out. "I would highly appreciate it if you would stop trying to...do whatever it is you are doing to try to win our favor on your sister's behalf. Whether or not she gets in is up to her abilities-"
"My sister?" Ivan echoed. He let out a little laugh, "Oh, no, no, I do not worry for Natalya."
"What. Then why did you come to the Club room last week for her?"
Ivan didn't answer until he signed his name on the pass-sheet and stepped from the counter with a little gesture, "I wanted to know how you three would react. What your faces look like when you first think of my dear sister." He tipped his head, breaking into a cheeky grin again, "Yes, that exact face you have right now."
"Young man," the librarian prompted when Arthur stood in front of the counter without signing his name. He took care of that, received his pass, and stepped out of line to wander away from the other students...all with Ivan trailing beside him.
"A-and?" Arthur cleared his throat, forcing himself to look into Ivan's face. "Did you get what you want? We're giving her a chance."
Ivan leaned forward in the slightest, but it was a mountain shifting onto Arthur. "No. Not yet."
"Well," Arthur grunted out, "until then." He turned on his heel.
"Are we going to walk together? We share class."
"I have to go to my locker!" Arthur lied, and hurried as quickly as possible out of the library, but the drowsy hoard of teenagers was the worst of impediments. Ivan's eyes iced the back of his neck.
~.~
Ivan didn't stare during first period. Lukas and Vlad didn't notice, otherwise they would have started to snicker and talk about how their parents would inevitably be eaten. Arthur noticed, only because it was weird for him to not stare as it would be for somebody else to do so. No, Ivan occupied himself by staring down his lap—knitting. Anyone else, and the teacher would have given them the what-for already. Arthur found himself momentarily wondering what he was making so intensely, but immediately told that part of his mind to keep quiet and pay attention to the teacher.
Even during lunch, the Magic Trio ate in stony silence. Perhaps the thin wire separating all of them from utter doom had left them just as concerned as Arthur. Concerned, because he was not nervous or anything for any reason or from anyone.
The only conversation they had all day besides a dreary good morning was Vlad stopping Arthur in the hall to seventh period, "Hey, do you have your spoon?"
Arthur quickly nodded, unable to say more with the crowd of students pushing their way to their next class.
His stomach tied itself into a tough ball. Last period. Arthur did something he loathed to make a habit; clock watch. Instead of excitement at the end of the day approaching as slow as possible, it was like watching the blade dangle over his neck. When the bell finally—finally—droned, he already had all his books packed up and was one of the first out the door. He even got ahead of the brainless dismissal hoard and almost bumped into Lukas on the way to their room. They gave one another a nod before Arthur let his friend inside first.
Vlad followed soon after, closing the door with his backside and let himself have a short but loud sigh. They all shared it. They wordlessly fetched their cloaks, tomes, and battery-operated candles because the school deemed normal candles a 'fire-hazard' and matches 'weapons of great-potential destruction,' so dollar-store tea-lights had to do for ambiance. Cloaks on. Vlad rushed to the front of the room. Lights off. They drew close in a circle and raised their hands. Quiet. Calm. They thought of the spirits watching over them, and released a collective exhale.
"It's lovely," Lukas said, and it truly was.
A knock on the door. Three robes brushed one another, bundling in their tight knit, and faced their soft intrusion. The door opened. "Go on," a voice murmured. Two newcomers shuffled inside, one much smaller than the other. The family resemblance was uncanny, starting with the platinum locks on top of their heads. Ivan glimpsed over the trio and urged his little sister forward. She stared with impassive eyes.
"Welcome," Arthur started. "Welcome to the Magic Club."
The girl kept staring.
"May we have your name?"
"No, but you will call me Natalya."
Based on the light noises of delighted shock along his sides, Arthur thought the same thing; Quick girl!
"Very well. This is Vlad and Lukas," gesturing accordingly, "and I am Arthur." With a subtle shot of eyes to Ivan, "Thank you for being here, again. Would you join us?"
"Depends. What do you do?"
"We commune with the fair folk."
"I can do that in my backyard."
"Uh. We also take commissions to curse people."
Natalya started to look thoughtful.
Vlad said, "It goes both ways. We don't just take in anybody. You have to prove yourself worthy to carry the secrets of the Magic Club."
"Okay."
Eyes to Arthur. He reached into his pocket. Thus comes the truest test, "You have to bend this spoon."
~.~
"She didn't break a sweat!"
"Ninth-grade girls are terrifying."
"I'll see you two tomorrow."
Arthur left the Club room with more spring in his step than he entered. Tomorrow morning, he would drop off Natalya's inauguration papers to the Main Office. By next week, she will have her first official Magic Club Meeting. Nobody has joined since they all did when they were ninth graders! They had to plan and make it special. Goodness, Arthur hadn't felt this hopeful about the future since the third installment to his favorite book series was announced and that was a little over two months ago!
"Oh, Arthur!" A voice sang down the hall.
Arthur abruptly stopped and felt stupid about it. A happy hum and footsteps came closer, but he didn't turn. He made Ivan do the work of stepping around, and gave the giant a tilt of the head, "Is there something I can help you with?"
"We go home together on bus Mondays, but we can do the same today, yes?"
"I would say so, since we're all going that way."
Arthur must have not responded as enthusiastically as Ivan would hoped, so he goaded while they walked, "This is very good news. My sister has friends now, and your Magic Club will not go away."
Oh, they and Natalya were friends now? Arthur wouldn't complain; anybody that befriended the spirits was fine in his spell books. He glanced up Ivan from the corner of his eye. "Yes. So everything is said and done now. We can go back to living our lives as we were."
The side of Ivan's mouth curled up, "With a little more this time."
Arthur let out a huff, wondering how he could say, 'You can stop pretending to be friendly with me now that you have what you want,' without sounding like an utter toad.
A hand gently set on his shoulder, "Arthur, wait."
Ivan stopped and pulled something out of his blazer's pocket. "It is getting cold." He held a small bundle of dark green fabric. Knitting. "You should keep yourself warm."
"I can't take those."
"Do you not like them?"
"I do," Arthur said quickly, and he really did. "The stitching is impeccable and the colors blend in very well together. You worked on these for that entire time; I couldn't just take them from you."
Ivan pulled closer, tipping his head down and spoke lowly to Arthur's ear, "I made these for you, Arthur. I am giving them to you. They will not yours to take, but mine to give." Arthur shifted enough to catch Ivan's eye, giving a hard stare as much as he took one. "My sister is in Magic Club now, so you cannot say I am doing this to...'kiss ass,' okay?"
"So you are doing this because you want to do it? Just because? Because you are so..." Arthur made sure to stand straight as possible, meeting him half-way, "Nice and caring and charitable and kind? Do you know how strange that is? How strange do you make yourself out to be?"
"That is funny, Arthur. You call me strange but here you are. A ferocious, wild little creature."
"You're dastardly. I'm onto you."
"You are 'onto' me? I am just trying to give you gloves."
"Is that really all you're doing, though?"
Ivan gave the bundle in his hand an urging bob, sweet and wanting yet mysterious as always. "You decide."
Arthur found himself smiling like a fool.
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readmorepoets · 5 years
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Restaurant by Jenny Slate (from “Little Weirds”)
Hello, I am a woman on a blue and green sphere that has dollops and doinks of mountains all over it. Some of the mountains on my cosmic sphere splooge out thick liquid fire spurts that run downhill and cool and turn into vacation destinations after a few thousand years. I am a woman living on a planet that has noodle-shaped guys squiggling silently in the soil and four-legged mammal-kings with hammer feet, or horns on their heads, or coats covered in spots and stripes, and my planet has live feathered beaky skeletons flying through the environment, and big heavy creatures who are tusked and trunked and have sad long memories and wash their bodies with cold mud puddles and know who their babies are.
There are large deadly cats watching everything in the dark, sneaking through the fanned-out ferns. There are delighted pigs and gossiping geese and dogs that sit with their mouths open so that they can cool off after running around. There are arrows of extra electricity ripping through the air, loud drum noises in the sky when two opposite temperatures collide, deep wide dents filled with water and populated by animals that have scales or blowholes or no eyes or live in shells that look like tiny hard purses made out of little plates. There are white puffs floating in the air here; they float high above my house. The puffs turn into wet water-bloops and fall down and turn my hair from straight to curly. The water-bloops also make the flowers open up, they turn dust to mudslides, they intercept a sunbeam and make an arch that you can’t touch because it is made of swoops of colored light.
There are large deadly cats watching everything in the dark, sneaking through the fanned-out ferns. There are delighted pigs and gossiping geese and dogs that sit with their mouths open so that they can cool off after running around. There are arrows of extra electricity ripping through the air, loud drum noises in the sky when two opposite temperatures collide, deep wide dents filled with water and populated by animals that have scales or blowholes or no eyes or live in shells that look like tiny hard purses made out of little plates. There are white puffs floating in the air here; they float high above my house. The puffs turn into wet water-bloops and fall down and turn my hair from straight to curly. The water-bloops also make the flowers open up, they turn dust to mudslides, they intercept a sunbeam and make an arch that you can’t touch because it is made of swoops of colored light.
Hello? Tonight I am going to the Restaurant, where I will eat a killed and burned-up bird and drink old purple grapes and also I will gulp clear water that used to have bugs and poop and poison in it but has been cleaned up so that it doesn’t make us blow chunks. Oh Joy I am going to the Restaurant and I am just drooling at the thought of the killed and burned bird and I want to sip the grape gunk and so I put skin-colored paint all over my face and I dab pasty red pigment on my lips and swish peachy powder on my cheeks and I take a pencil and draw an eye-shaped line around my eye so that people know where my blinkers are.
And then I take a little brush and I slick black paint over each eyelash and then I take a hot metal stick and wind my head-hairs around it so that everything is spirals. I stuff each breast into a cotton cup-bag, and the bags are sewn together as a pair of bags for boobs, and the pair of boob-bags is held on by straps because I guess this helps the boobs from not floating past the mountains and white puffs and into outer space?
This is the right way to appear if you want to go out of the house and go to the Restaurant and not have to stay home and be alone forever, which, on Earth, is bad.
Inside the cotton-cups my nipples press like bright coins against the boundaries of the bags because they want to be out and on a beach and not in bags, and they would gladly pay to be set free, but I can’t give any money toward freedom because my money is for the Restaurant tonight.
I cover my body with a fabric that has been made into a certain shape to help remind you of my butt and vagina, but it does not show the actual butt or vagina that I have. Hello, I am a woman here on this ancient ball that rotates with a collection of other balls around a bigger ball made up of lights and gasses that are science gasses, not farts. Don’t be immature. I wear this paint and these bags and this butt-vagina fabric-map so that I can be here on the globe and go to places like the Restaurant. At the Restaurant I pay with my money that I earn from pretending to be other women. I get that money so that I can afford all of the face paint and boob-bags that I need to put on so that I can go to the Restaurant and eat the dead burned bird and gargle the purple grape gloop that sometimes makes me fall down or throw up all over this globe. This is the cycle that I rotate through so that I can go to more places on this sphere as it rotates through eternal darkness and endless space.
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introvert-celeste · 6 years
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When it comes to Pearls colour scheme with regards to who owned her I think that her white skin is more important than her pink hair. We know from Garnets first fusion that gems can alter the colour of their hair and we know from Amethyst that gems can alter their hair style, but we have yet to see a gem make a drastic change to her skin colour.
Oh yeah, definitely, especially since the other two (unfused) Pearls we’ve seen have a skin color that’s close to the same shade as their gems.
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I see Pearl’s colorfulness as an act of rebellion, made all the more significant if her original look was notably devoid of color. It’s been shown in Reformed that when a gem strays too far from their original form, it’s difficult to maintain, so I imagine that while it’s a simple matter to change her hair and clothing, changing the color of her base form (i.e. all the color that would fit in this shape):
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is far less practical than it’s worth. I think it’s also interesting to note that light teal is also a prominent part of her design that hasn’t changed at least since the rebellion. Even her eyes and her blush is that shade of blue.
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If you refer back to the picture of the other Pearls, you’ll see that they each have a secondary color: Yelp’s is a peachy yellow and Bloop’s is a darker blue with an almost lavender undertone. This doesn’t have much to do with anything, but if Pearl belonged to White Diamond, I think that a very pale teal would have been her secondary color, giving her an icy appearance.
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merinahika · 7 years
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Bad Day || Open
Why me...? Why me...?
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Those were the anguished thoughts that ran through Merina’s mind. First, she was late to her theater thanks to traffic. Second, one of the stagehands had accidentally dropped some paint onto her favorite outfit and now she had a big red paint bloop on her shirt that she knew it was not going to come off that easily. And finally, after what seem like a disaster at her work place... Her car decided that one the tires wanted to go flat. So here she was, stuck on the side of the road, trying to figure out how to fix it.
What could make it worse...?
Oh yeah... She forgot to charge her phone the other day so now... Her phone was at a measly 10% of charge. Just peachy!
“Ugh...” She groaned as she looked at her phone. Should she call someone to come and pick her up and risk the chance of her phone dying mid-call... Or should she attempt to fix the flat tire herself?
“What do I do...?”
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amhrosina · 1 year
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Frank Castle x Reader Instagram AU
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(a/n: this is something new that i’m trying and it won’t be replacing my fics at all i just wanted to try something new!!! if it flops then oh well lol i didn’t mean for this to be so dog-centric but there’s a LOT of pictures of jon with his dogs, please enjoy and if you have requests for more instagram au’s please send them!!!)
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yourusername love my family <3 (photo taken by yours truly!)
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yourusername frank or max? neither of them likes to cooperate.
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frankcastle This dog’s always in my face about somethin’
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yourusername he’s asking for more treats (which you should give him because he’s the goodest boy)
frankcastle You already gave him two today!
yourusername three, but who’s counting???
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yourusername save a horse ride a cowboy ammiright???
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frankcastle I can’t believe you used THAT caption🤦🏻‍♂️
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frankcastle putting in work with my favorite alter boy @ matthewmurdock
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yourusername shit, baby!😮‍💨
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