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geekforhorror · 8 months

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thoughts on perv ani? 🎤

GOD DAMN IT ANON ILY AND PERV!ANI

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anakin being a perv

warning(s): SMUT (DNI IF YOU’RE UNCOMFORTABLE WITH IT!)

he absolutely would be one

there’s no denying it

he would eye fuck the shit out of you and would look sexy while doing it !!

he feels like he has to stop at some point but he can’t bring himself to

his self control is non-existent

he would definitely look up your skirt on multiple occasions but you don’t notice

and if you did notice?!

you would love it and grin

in all honesty, he would be the BIGGEST perv whenever you’re changing or taking a shower

when you go into the bathroom to take a shower, the door is cracked open just the tiniest bit and it allows him to look at you

he LOVES the way you strip yourself of your clothes and drop them to the ground

and if he saw your bare figure? OH MY GOD. he would be in love.

he can’t help but grow hard at the sight

he wants to relieve the aching pain that pools in his aching dick so what does he do?

he jacks himself off.

while doing so, he thinks of all of the ways he would take you in that bathroom

in his head, he would push you against either the shower, the wall, or even the sink while fucking your pretty brains out <3

he fantasizes about the noises you would make while he’s fucking his cock into your tight walls

“my girls taking my cock so well, huh? just like a filthy little slut…” is what he imagines he would say

i mean he’s not wrong…

but he forgets he’s a slut too since he’s getting off to all of the possible things you would say

sooner or later, he would cum around his hand, not even caring about the mess he made

ok next topic!

i have to say it.

he’s a fucking panty swiper AND sniffer

i’m sorry i had to.

if you’re not home, he would use his key that you gave him to enter your quarters just to sniff his favorite pairs of panties

he knows which ones you wore when you were so incredibly wet for him and sniffed the arousal that remained in the fabric despite washing them

he would swipe a few of those from the drawer before putting it inside the pocket of his jedi robe

if you asked where your panties went, he would lie through his teeth and say some shit like: “don’t worry about it love, i’ll buy you new ones” or “maybe it was the laundry machine”

that dirty little fucker <3

he’s such a fucking horn dog during sex

he wants to slap ur ass to see the movement of its flesh

he also fucks your tits just to watch the way they bounce

during sex he would take pictures of u in every position possible whether it was you bent over crying while taking his throbbing cock or even just in missionary

wants to see every angle of your body in the pictures

your tits, ass, hips, face…everything.

he would use them in desperate matters

you’re away at a meeting? he’s using them to jerk himself off.

he’s horny while you’re off on a mission? he’s using them to jerk himself off.

“that’s it baby, just like that… fucking take it…” he would say with closed eyes and a cramped, cum filled hand

you get the point.

he fucking loves imagining the way you would clench around him

at one point, he even buys himself a flesh light that replicates your pussy in every way possible

when he’s not fucking the fleshlight until he cums, you better believe he’s humping the sheets and pillow, imagining that it’s your warm cunt beneath him

he’s so fucking loud but he doesn’t give a shit

he just wants to cum

he doesn’t even care if you know he does this

if you do find out or walk in on him, it just makes him push you onto the mattress and live out his perverted little fantasies <3

ok that’s it for today!

#this is so filthy i’m sorry #not really tho #anakin skywalker smut #anakin skywalker #anakin smut #anakin fic #anakin skywalker x reader #anakin x reader #anakin fanfiction #sw anakin #hayden christensen #anakin imagine #anakin x you #anakin star wars #star wars fanfiction #star wars fandom #star wars #star wars fanart

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malcolm-reeds-pineapple · 20 days

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Recently my brother and I drove five hours to go watch the eclipse with our dad. Due to time, we had to go on a day where it was raining and we also had to take my brother’s POS car rather then my less POS car because I took the insurance off mine while I’ve been unemployed. Anyway, a few notes about my brother’s car:

We only have third about 75% of the time

Windows (for the most part) can only be rolled down by the driver because the electrical is kind of fried and the child lock engages and disengages randomly.

His radio worked for about 3 months after he got it and then it randomly shit the bed so he uses USB computer speakers because (amazingly) the USB port still provides enough power to run them (knock on wood)

A squirrel pissed in his air filter a few months ago and due to scummy manufacturing practices, changing the air filter requires taking off the entire dashboard with a proprietary drill head. So, naturally, we have not changed that air filter.

We have a cache of Mary Brown’s honey dill sauce tucked away for occasions in front of the display screen that used to say it was January first, 2012 no matter how you set it, but now due to electrical issues, it now eternally says that the passenger door is open.

So already off to a great start. However, as we closed in on our destination, about four hours in, blasting weird Quebecois folk music on our USB computer speakers, the driver side wiper flew off and into the middle of a four lane highway. At this point, it wasn’t raining too much, and the next spot that could possibly have a wiper was literally our destination, so we had to press on. We figured the rain was dying down, so all would be fine.

All was not fine. Gradually, the rain really started coming down and I began to plan how we would Not Die. I grew up watching a lot of both Top Gear and RedGreen, so I have a very creative approach to car trouble. When we eventually had to pull over to avoid vehicular death, I gave my brother my plan.

The plan was to move the dinky passenger wiper to the driver side and then to avoid the horrible metal on glass noises when we used the wiper, we would tie fabric onto the passenger wiper arm. He agreed to the plan and we got out to execute the plan. Thankfully, I pack for a weekend trip like I’m going to shit myself twice a day, so I pulled out two pairs of underwear that I wouldn’t miss if the plan failed. Then, we used the drawstring from a pair of sweatpants to tie the underwear around the wiper arm. On a side note, the only thing we had to cut the drawstring with was a small chainsaw we were taking to my dad’s to clean up a couple trees.

Anyway, allow me to introduce to you……………… The Panty Swiper

#captain’s log #this is probably the funniest thing to ever happen to us #we showed up to our dad’s house and he was so proud #we’re the Malcolm in the Middle breed of white #so dad was like you kids are JUST like me fr #dad’s the reason I’ve literally never paid for a chair in my life #the random chair distribution (spring/fall clean up garbage day) dictates that if you just wait a chair will find you #I found my dresser in the trash man I just chucked that bitch in the back of my Toyota matrix and headed home

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damedechance · 1 year

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Elucien NSFW Fanfic

Status: Complete (6/6) | Pt 1, Pt 2, Pt 3, Pt 4, Pt 5, Pt 6

Under the anonymous screen name witch_hazel, Elain Archeron has been moderating the chatroom of rising OnlyFans creator, swiper-no-swiping (Lucien) for a little less than a year. When he comes to Velaris from out of town, they agree to meet up, and the unspoken attraction between them reaches a boiling point.

Heyyyy guys. It is finished! See below for a silly lil fake tweet I made using pics from pinterest, followed by a silly lil snippet <3 ttyl

A bathroom. Perfect.

Elain fell back against the door, both to catch her breath and to keep the door shut in case anyone walked in to find her absolutely losing her shit. As she waited for her heart rate to approach a more normal pace, she scanned the bathroom to make sure that it was empty.

It was incredibly nice, as far as public restrooms went. It was perfectly clean, and the sink to her immediate right was set in a gorgeous, black marble counter. She set her empty glass down there before she looked at the rest of the room. The stalls were each completely closed off in their separate rooms with a full door, instead of short, metal partitions, and on the opposite wall…

There was a urinal. Elain had somehow found her way into the men’s room.

Immediately, she reached behind herself to lock the door, but she didn’t feel it latch. When she turned around to look at it, she found that the lock was broken.

Elain stared dumbfounded at the door for a moment, before looking back down to her hands.

Now that she had actually given herself a moment to breathe, her attempt to find some privacy so that she could sext Lucien seemed even more ridiculous. Her reflection stared back at her from her screen, and she could see that her eyes were wide, and her hair had become somewhat undone. She looked absolutely mad.

So tell me what they look like, Elain.

“Fuck it,” Elain muttered. Imagining Lucien’s voice asking about her panties was enough to get her right back on track, no matter how ludicrous it was. She whirled around and headed straight for the first toilet, and shut the door behind her. At least the stall locked, even if the door to the entrance didn’t.

The entire bathroom might have been small, but once she was in the stall, Elain felt absolutely claustrophobic. The walls went from the floor to the ceiling, completely enclosing the space, and it was so cramped that she hardly had the room to turn around. But eventually, Elain managed. She propped up one foot–clad in a very expensive heel–on the toilet lid, and opened up her phone camera.

When she was done, Elain smoothly stepped out of the stall, and set her phone down beside the sink while she calmly, very normally washed her hands. Her screen remained unlocked, and right there in her text thread with Lucien were two new messages.

Elain: fine, you were right

Elain: if only you were here to call me out on the lie [Picture Attached]

Elain was wearing a white lace thong, for the record.

#elucien #elain archeron #lucien vanserra #elain #lucien #acotar #acotar fanfiction #smut

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creek-cryptid-deluxe · 3 years

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Y'all the most absurd thing happened to me last night.

Ok, so it gets ridiculously hot here. Not necessarily the temperature alone, but when working in tandem with our super intense murder sun, it is brutal. As such, I water my plants & my still "newly seeded" yard (as in the plants aren't established enough to just cope yet) after dark, generally around 11 pm because by then the sun has been down for a couple hours, so the water won't evaporate immediately.

So I'm out there in weather appropriate clothes (jean shorts, tank top, high top sneakers) with my headphones on watering the yard & plants.

Now, I should probably specify that my headphones aren't earbuds or airpods but are massive old school looking over the ear dudes that are cushioned & cover each ear ENTIRELY, while conveniently being bluetooth compatible. (They are shockingly good considering I paid like $25 for them on Amazon 2 years ago.) Because I am a rather small woman, I always leave one ear partially uncovered so I can be aware of my surroundings. And really, that's just the smart thing to do.

So I'm bumping Rage Against the Machine, watering stuff at 11 pm, when a car drives by but then stops in the middle of the street (a street with a curve that people frequently speed/race down in either direction), BACKS UP, then stops in front of me, rolls down the window and... (I'm betting you can guess where this is going)

Did he ask me directions? Did he compliment my garden? Did he ask where the nearest Taco Bell was?

Hahahaha nope. He started the frat boy mating call: cat calling. So I pretended I didn't hear (headphones for the win) & after a solid 3 minutes I was called a 'frigid bitch' before he left.

There's a lot to unpack here, but let's start with the obvious.

I WAS VERY OBVIOUSLY WEARING MASSIVE HEADPHONES & seeing as I was in my own fucking yard, it wouldn't have been out of the question for me to have them at full volume. How in the fuck did he expect me to hear him?

Second, just why? Like with this being the age of the internet, it's very easily accessible wide spread info that cat calling not only doesn't work & isn't flattering but ACTIVELY repels & enrages women. I've not heard a single instance in my nearly 36 years of life where a woman was cat called & the end result was her dropping her panties, begging the dude to take/date her. NOT. ONCE.

Third, dude was legitimately PARKED in the middle of a road in the dark. Not only that, but on a road that is known for people speeding down it with reckless abandon! So much so that several years ago, a woman was crossing the street because nobody was coming, when out of nowhere someone whipped around the corner & hit her before driving off. (She survived after 5 months in the hospital & some intensive rehab since they had to put her skull & several other bones back together.)

In closing, -76 intelligence rating for the dude in the white honda who cat called me last night, but props for being able to tell from that one sided interaction that I'm a frigid bitch.

Swiper no swiping! It still really bothers me that I have to put this on posts because of lazy 'journalists' (apparently we are all using that term SUPER loosely) & people too lazy to have their own experiences in life so they want to pass off other people's as their own. Like... jesus christ.

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networkingdefinition · 4 years

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– Study has revealed that daily intake of yogurt also assists in the avoidance of yeast infection. Yogurt contains the bacterium Lactobacillus acidophilus, which helps in reversing the multiplication of yeast whenever a disturbance in the balance of microbes in the body takes place. Consuming yogurt alone will certainly not cure a genital yeast infection.

Once you abide by the checklist over, Avoidance of yeast infection is straightforward. The basic approach is to create and also keep an environment which prevents the development of yeast in the genital location.

Vaginal yeast infection is created by a fungal infection. Whenever a change in their setting sets off their reproduction past regular amount, genital yeast infection happens. Wiping or else than the prescribed front to back will just transfer the yeast from the anus to the genital area.

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equitiesstocks · 4 years

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Helpful Tips in the Prevention of Yeast Infection

Official Website: Helpful Tips in the Prevention of Yeast Infection

Artificial materials, such as Nylon or Lycra, may catch wetness in and around the genital area. Utilize underwears made of all cotton, not simply around the crotch location.

Don’t use pantyhose alone; put on cotton undergarments below it. A limited and also damp setting provides for growth of yeast.

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jillmckenzie1 · 5 years

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Please Swipe Responsibly

If you think dating is hard, try dating in a ski town. Population 4,896. The tourist game is so strong in Breckenridge that I can confidently proclaim that I’ve matched with more Texans in Colorado than I ever matched with Texans while actually living in Texas.

For those of you unfamiliar with app dating, I’ll provide a crash course. Bumble gives the woman 24 hours to communicate with the man after a match is made (i.e. two mutual swipe rights). The man then has 24 hours to respond. Each user is given a daily extension, which will open the communication channel for an extra 24 hours. Once a male and female have both commented, the chat log stays open indefinitely. Hinge is slightly more low-key; I liken it to Facebook as users can simply heart photos or comments without a deadline to engage in conversation. Both operate on a geographical radius.

A few weeks ago, a guy in my Bumble queue opted to use his one-time extension (quite flattering, yes). I figured anyone who was willing to take such initiative was worthy of, at the very least, a cordial hello (only, I never lead with a formal salutation because that would immediately classify me as boring, and I am not boring). Lo and behold, he’s at the airport. On his way back to San Diego. California. His words: “I know, I swiped irresponsibly, but you really seemed worth it.”

No shit I’m worth it. But, what’s your play here, stud? Are you going to fall madly in love with me via FaceTime before I transport my Airstream to your driveway? No. Answer is no.

So, we wasted each other’s time for two hours in meaningless conversation that we will never be able to get back. It’s fine. Everything is fine. I didn’t want those two hours anyway (insert eyeroll emoji).

You might be shocked to learn that this irresponsible swiping stuff is a very real thing. I’ve often wondered if I’m simultaneously chatting with two bros from the same bachelor party who are crammed into the hot tub of their ten-person rental pad. Chances are high (and, no, I’m not coming over with my bathing suit).

With that being said, I generally bow out of conversations once I realize that the guy’s home base extends beyond the city limits of Denver. And that’s not because I wouldn’t date someone outside of Colorado. I most certainly would. Ironically, I am actually one of the few people who is easily able to close the mileage gap for the right person. But, to date, my freedom has acted as more of a curse.

Circumstance conditions us to date within our city limits, to find the person that fits into our geographical routines. To be open to anyone living anywhere is an entirely new dimension to dating that most people are not even fully able to comprehend (think black-holes-in-outer-space type stuff).

As you can imagine, it’s rare to find locals in a ski town (who are also my age), and if I do, they are usually working jobs that are not going to prosper into sustainable careers (no judgment, but I undoubtedly need someone who is going to inspire my professional synapses). So, I currently exist between the hopelessness of meeting a real-life human in the wild (not sure people even do this anymore) and the ridiculousness that is our digital dead zone of online dating (in case you were wondering, filters do not exist behind phone screens).

For all of you non-single people, let me enlighten you for a minute. For all of you single people, I’m fully aware that these next few paragraphs will come as no surprise.

In the last two weeks, I’ve been sent two dick pics (completely unsolicited). Both from irresponsible swipers escaping back into their East Coast abodes. One of them even used a shampoo bottle to clearly demonstrate size. A true gentleman in every sense of the word. Mama raised that boy right. Also, it’s worth noting that he used his Bumble profile to define his religious affiliation as “Christian” (insert wide-eyed, blank stare emoji). I do not say that with any predisposition to the fact that a Christian guy should know better or more than a man who labels himself as a non-Christian; it’s simply a nod to the fact that an online dating profile creates a high level of expectations for how a person should be acting based on the viewer’s perceptions of those answers; but really, those perceptions are just that, perceptions. The answers hold zero weight in the grand scheme of deciphering the personality, morals, and intentions of the guy (or girl) on the other side of the screen.

In a surprising turn of events from volunteer nudes, I’ve also been proposed to four times. One included a link to Jagged Edge’s “Let’s Get Married” hit single that had me convinced that we might actually engage in harmonious matrimony (if you know me, then you know that 90’s R&B is the key to my Usher-loving heart). The other three were generally well-timed responses to my signature sarcasm.

The most popular question I get, however, does not involve my ring finger. It is a request for a picture of my backside (I wish I were kidding). I present to you my most recent exchange with a guy from Denver who, on day two of correspondence, asked for a photo of my butt. In his defense, he made this request using the peach emoji (please read that he gets no actual defense for using the peach emoji). When I told him that pictures of my backside were worth the big bucks, he then sent me the money bag emoji (three of them, to be exact) as if I were really insinuating that I needed some form of payment. Of course, he then unmatched me (I’m going to assume that my lack of correspondence proved that he wasn’t going to get what he wanted – even though he had put in his Bumble profile that he was looking for a person with whom to do outdoor things, not a person from whom to receive peach photos).

Finally, my personal favorite, the guy who asked me, “Is there any chance in hell you’d ever allow someone to buy a pair of your socks?” And never has a human been more serious. This dude’s commitment to the previously quoted question puts the marriage proposal men to absolute shame. I proceeded to ask him if he was using Hinge to run some type of sock-smuggling enterprise (think Orange is the New Black and Piper’s prison panty operation). Apparently, that wasn’t funny. At least, not to him. Immediate unmatch. Great. My socks are safe. Bye.

At this point, I realize that matching with anyone online–no matter his ultimate geographic location– opens up the flood gates of potential comedic absurdity. I often question whether or not to persevere for the sake of finding a “normal” one out there or simply throwing in the towel and praying that the real-life guy will mysteriously find me while we reach for the same jar of almond butter at Whole Foods or sit undeniably too close on the same chairlift. If you are a regular to my writing shenanigans, then you know that I recently succumbed to the fact that dating is a game of numbers, so the answer–whether I like it or not–is to do both. To be open to finding someone is to explore every means necessary for a union to take place.

Here. Present. Doing it.

The problem is that it can be just so damn tiring. Like when I had to tell the guy who had just ended it with his live-in girlfriend three days before we went on our first–and only–date that there was no possible way that I could move forward with him based on that information, and he proceeded to text me every day for a week even despite my withdrawal from the conversation (a testament to the fact that even the most direct bluntness can be blinded by the highest levels of emotional instability).

Hint: Get off Bumble. Move out of your apartment. Rebuild your capacity to do life alone so that you can physically and psychologically support yourself before attempting to simultaneously support someone else standing beside you.

Dating fail number…I’ve lost count.

Two weeks ago, I started messaging a guy in Vail (mind you, he’s actually from Michigan). Ironically, he’s on a 30-day snowboard trip in which two of those weeks will exactly mirror the trip I’ve been thinking about taking to Jackson Hole and Sun Valley and then into Utah. I started to like his digital version so much that I found myself not even wanting to meet his real-life version. His point total was so positive that, in order to prepare myself for the typical in-person letdown, I reasoned that his profile pictures were five years old and that he’d be far less entertaining in the flesh.

I wish I could tell you that my self-talk was wrong, but in true Bumble fashion, we both faded into oblivion, our names sitting somewhere in the deep recesses of each other’s iMessage chat logs (if we even gave each other names). We had a solid four days in which I reasoned that the overabundance of snow was due to my dancing abilities. He called me his lucky charm. I made sure to dominate his daily vertical feet of mountain madness (you’re not surprised). And he didn’t send me a dick pic (you are surprised).

All that being said, the answer is that I don’t know. But history suggests that this stimulating digital connection would have made it very difficult for the analog encounter to live up to such inevitably high expectations.

Fact. Our phones have dramatically changed the environment for cultivating romantic relationships.

Let’s revisit the anomaly of real-life encounters. My best friend has put this fantasy inside my head that my Prince Charming is actually not going to manifest himself from behind my phone screen. She is convinced that we are, in fact, going to serendipitously meet as physical people.

She tells me that he is going to be standing in front of me in the singles line of Peak 6, only to find out that Kensho Chair is no longer running because of a high wind advisory. He will turn around, in despair, to be greeted by my slightly annoyed but still smiling google-tanned face, and we’ll both subconsciously register our mutual affinity for camo: his pants, my jacket. He’ll mumble his frustrations about wanting to hike to the summit and based on my recent experience–in which I quite literally almost blew off the side of the mountain–I’ll ensure him that he is missing nothing. He’ll exhale relief before confirming that we are both, in fact, locals. And we’ll strap in side-by-side, surrounded by an equivocal air of attraction.

We’ll race off towards Peak 7, his speed just outside my reach, and yet I’ll still manage to fall just one spot behind him on Independence Chair. At that point, I will try to erase that fuzzy feeling–the one that sends an electric current from the top of your head down into your toes, the one that is assessing whether or not the person within your vicinity is registering that fuzzy feeling, too–because I am coming to terms with the fact that he will be long gone by the time I remove myself from my single seat on that six-person chair.

Except he won’t be gone. He’ll be taking his sweet time to buckle himself in, and as I skate to a spot near him to ultimately do the same, he will do the unprecedented thing, the action that seems so lost in our current state of swiping and sexting: he will ask me my name followed by an open invitation to ride together for the remainder of the day. He will open himself up to my potential to say no.

Except I won’t say no. I will say yes with a confidence that implies that I couldn’t picture the day going any other way, a façade to the fuzzies that I’ll have welcomed back into every major and minor nerve-ending inside my spine. Because I’ll be nervous as hell. I won’t have access to five pictures or a brief bio to make assumptions about him before we embark on this journey (because you know I won’t make any of those afternoon runs easy). And I won’t know if he just wants someone to hike with him to the backside of Peak 9 or if he thinks that I look quasi-cute in my snowboard getup that often has me confused for being a bro. I won’t know his age or his job or his ability to speak sarcasm. I won’t have the faintest idea of his Zodiac Sign or his religious affiliation. There will be no checkbox on his camo pants helping me to understand if he is searching for love or for lust.

So, my best friend, she tells me that it will happen this way. And I will have to ask the questions. And I will have to listen to my intuition. And, in this fantasy that she has created for my life, he is nothing short of sincere. He will have the wherewithal to ask for my number at the end of the day and the balls to text me that evening to ask if I want to spend the next morning together on the mountain. And it will snow seven inches that night, and I’ll wake up early to meet him for first chair, and without hesitation, he’ll show me all the secret stashes in the trees. The powder day will turn into drinks at night, and after two Tito’s and sodas, he’ll admit that the closing of Peak 6 on a random Thursday in January was the best thing that’s happened to him in a very long time. And, I’ll allow his words–that I am kind and pretty and funny–to intoxicate my soul so much deeper than the vodka ever could.

We’ll kiss. And it won’t be fueled by an animal-like intensity to simply rip off each other’s clothes to expose what hides beneath the layers of baggy snowboard gear. He will linger on my bottom lip and run his fingers through my hair that is notoriously flowing from underneath my Broncos beanie. And I won’t be able to decipher the difference between that giddy feeling that I am getting from the snow that continues to blanket my newfound home in Colorado or from the fire that has now been tattooed on my lips.

At that point, I’ll know. His age and his job and his ability to speak sarcasm. I’ll know his Zodiac Sign, even if he barely knows it himself, and his religious affiliation. And while there will be no checkbox on his, now, denim jeans, my intuition will tell me that he is not just looking for lust.

So, we’ll do that whole dating thing. And he’ll hop in the car with me for that aforementioned Idaho road trip. And his real-life version, the one that I met before having to decipher his methods of digital dialogue, will undoubtedly leave me begging for more.

Maybe, just maybe, my best friend will be right about this one (she’s usually right). Meanwhile, if you need me, I’ll be over here dreaming about the singles line on Peak 6 (and turning down more requests for pictures of my backside).

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Finding Yeast Infection Treatments

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The most usual kinds of yeast infection are vaginal yeast infection, thrush, baby diaper breakout as well as nail bed infection. Yeast infection is a highly treatable illness that virtually goes away without any kind of complications. There are a whole lot of available yeast infection therapies for each type of infection and right here are some of them.

Treating Vaginal Yeast Infections.

Vaginal yeast infection is conveniently treated with over-the-counter antifungal creams like Miconazole, Tioconazole, Butoconazole, or Clotrimazole which ought to be related to the contaminated area for one to 7 days. Making use of contraception techniques like a prophylactic or a diaphragm is not recommended during this duration. For expecting females it’s best to consult a medical professional for a treatment.

To stop vaginal yeast infection from taking place, stay clear of utilizing douches, womanly sprays, perfumed bathroom tissue as well as antiperspirant tampons. It is additionally best to use cotton underwear as well as prevent putting on panty hoses or limited pants. When wearing a wet match or a swimwear, it is recommended to alter out of it right away.

Treating Thrush.

The yeast infection of the mouth called yeast infection can be treated with medicated mouthwashes or lozenges that liquify in the mouth. A suggested mouthwash to utilize must have nystatin that can kill the yeast fungus.

The very best prevention for yeast infection is keeping good dental health by brushing the teeth at least two times a day, flossing at least daily and using a mouthwash. For those utilizing dentures, clean them thoroughly prior to utilizing it. For breastfeeding mommies, it’s ideal to have a bust check up for yeast infections.

Treating Diaper Rashes.

Diaper rashes brought on by yeast infection can be treated with over-the-counter antifungal lotions that contain nystatin or with supplements like acidophilus.

Protecting infants or grownups from baby diaper rashes implies maintaining the covered location clean at all times. It likewise assists to enable the skin to breathe by not making use of a baby diaper at least an hour a day. It’s also recommended to make use of cotton diapers regularly than the disposable ones considering that cotton allows the skin to breathe more easily.

Treating Nail Bed Infections.

Yeast infections of the nail bed are harder to deal with. A prescription for an antifungal tablet is required yet it can likewise be treated with antifungal laquer which is just proven to operate in mild to modest infections when the nails have not yet been infected by the fungus.

To stop this infection from persisting and happening is to consistently keep the skin dry and clean. Wearing gloves when horticulture additionally reduces the chance of nail bed yeast infection from happening.

Yeast infections as well as its different kinds are preventable and highly treatable illness which should last approximately one to two weeks and also at any time surpassing this implies a journey to the physician. Details on yeast infection therapies as well as preventions are offered via on the internet clinical sites and also clinical journals but also for very sophisticated states of yeast infection it’s constantly best to seek advice from a physician.

The most common types of yeast infection are genital yeast infection, thrush, baby diaper breakout and also nail bed infection. There are a whole lot of available yeast infection treatments for each kind of infection and also below are some of them.

Genital yeast infection is conveniently treated with over the counter antifungal lotions like Miconazole, Tioconazole, Butoconazole, or Clotrimazole which ought to be used to the infected location for one to seven days. To protect against vaginal yeast infection from taking place, stay clear of utilizing douches, feminine sprays, perfumed commode paper and also antiperspirant tampons. Wearing gloves when gardening also lowers the chance of nail bed yeast infection from taking place.

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Finding Yeast Infection Treatments

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Treating Vaginal Yeast Infections.

Treating Thrush.

Treating Diaper Rashes.

Diaper rashes brought on by yeast infection can be treated with over-the-counter antifungal lotions that contain nystatin or with supplements like acidophilus.

Treating Nail Bed Infections.

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A step ahead, preventing yeast infection

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There are a great deal of ways to stay clear of yeast infections. That is why we highlight the benefit of recognizing and also applying the different methods in avoiding yeast infection.

Several experts on the topic have suggested a variety of procedures for protecting against the overgrowth of yeast in our body. From altering your diet regimen to adjusting a number of wellness preferences, one can lower the opportunity of having a massive development of yeast.

Among the initial suggestions would be maintaining a tidy body. Yeast loves locations that are most. The even more you tolerate having these areas, the more chance you’ll have an infection in your hands. It would be a good suggestion to maintain the genital location dry whenever feasible. This includes after you had a swim, had an extensive workout, or had taken a shower. Dry the location thoroughly. Take off wet apparel quickly. You never ever wish to give the yeast a chance to grow.

There’s a higher possibility that the yeast expand exceedingly in the genital location due to wearing limited pants, pants and also other pieces of clothing. Cotton panties would certainly be a better option than nylon and lycra since the last two can catch air which is an ideal environment for yeast growth.

Maintain a clean and healthy body. That is a standard necessity and also should be observed whether you have or do not have an infection. Washing your heads each time you go to the bathroom would be a great start. Also understand that aromatic tissues, tampons or pads, womanly spray products, and also antiperspirants can cause irritability to the vaginal area as well as can subsequently boost the growth of yeast in the location resulting to a full yeast infection. As well as most definitely stay clear of utilizing douches because it washes away the natural protective membrane of the vagina. This leaves the vaginal area a lot more prone to, not just yeast, but other infections.

Moreover, petroleum-based lubricants need to be avoided throughout sexual intercourse. Water-based lubricating substances are a far better alternative because it does not cause the overgrowth of yeast in the vagina area.

Sweet foods might likewise set off the growth of yeast. It would certainly be a good concept after that to see your sugar intake. According to researches, yeast has a tendency to expand quicker with a higher degree of sugar in the blood as well as in the digestion system. You could require to avoid sugary foods but plain yogurt is good for you. Yogurt includes microbes that aid balance out the development of yeast. It consists of “friendly” germs so to speak. A mug a day of ordinary yogurt could aid protect against the growth of yeast.

Prevention is absolutely a fantastic step versus yeast infections. If even more ladies find out to adapt a way of living that is not excellent for yeast growth, then they will have not a problem with the physical stress and anxiety in addition to emotional impacts the infection brings. Straightforward, small actions can do marvels in avoiding yeast infection.

There are a whole lot of ways to prevent yeast infections. That is why we highlight the benefit of knowing and also using the various means in protecting against yeast infection. Be aware that scented tissues, pads or tampons, womanly spray products, and also even antiperspirants can create inflammation to the vagina and also can in turn raise the development of yeast in the location resulting to a complete yeast infection. If more ladies learn to adapt a way of living that is not suitable for yeast development, after that they will have no problems with the physical tension as well as psychological impacts the infection brings. Easy, tiny actions can do wonders in avoiding yeast infection.

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A step ahead, preventing yeast infection

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Grapefruit Quotes

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• A grapefruit is just a lemon that saw an opportunity and took advantage of it. – Oscar Wilde • As for those grapefruit and buttermilk diets, I’ll take roast chicken and dumplings. – Hattie McDaniel • Austin and I proceeded to knock back a couple of Ketel One and grapefruit juices, which happened to be my drink of the moment. Someone told me that grapefruit was a great detoxifier and I decided I wanted to start cleaning out my liver WHILE I was having a cocktail. – Chelsea Handler

jQuery(document).ready(function($) var data = action: 'polyxgo_products_search', type: 'Product', keywords: 'Grapefruit', orderby: 'rand', order: 'DESC', template: '1', limit: '68', columns: '4', viewall:'Shop All', ; jQuery.post(spyr_params.ajaxurl,data, function(response) var obj = jQuery.parseJSON(response); jQuery('#thelovesof_grapefruit').html(obj); jQuery('#thelovesof_grapefruit img.swiper-lazy:not(.swiper-lazy-loaded)' ).each(function () var img = jQuery(this); img.attr("src",img.data('src')); img.addClass( 'swiper-lazy-loaded' ); img.removeAttr('data-src'); ); ); ); • By God, I could make myself bring her that economically halved grapefruit, that sugarless breakfast. – Vladimir Nabokov • Family’s the one thing you can’t change. You can cover yourself with tattoos. You can get a grapefruit-sized ring going through your earlobe. You can change your name. You can move to a different continent. But you cannot change who your parents were, and who your siblings are, and who your children are. – Jonathan Franzen • He squeezed his hands into fists. I picked up a grapefruit-sized rock and handed it to him. It went flying. Home run, Beast Lord style. – Ilona Andrews • Hollywood’s a great place to live… if you’re a grapefruit. – Rod Serling • I am a grateful grapefruit. – Bjork • I got balls the size of grapefruits! – Vince McMahon • I have always loved marijuana. It has been a source of joy and comfort to me for many years. And I still think of it as a basic staple of life, along with beer and ice and grapefruits – and millions of Americans agree with me. – Hunter S. Thompson • I have balls the size of grapefruits and come this Sunday, you’ll be spitting out the seeds. – Vince McMahon • If I filled the Earth with blueberries, I would have the same number as atoms in a grapefruit. – Jonathan Bergmann • If I’m in Italy I’m going to have a cappuccino and two small brioches and then a mix of orange and grapefruit. I don’t drink tea in Italy. – Christian Louboutin • If the Americans, in addition to the eagle and the Stars and Stripes and the more unofficial symbols of bison, moose and Indian, should ever need another emblem, one which is friendly and pleasant, then I think they should choose the grapefruit. Or rather the half grapefruit, for this fruit only comes in halves, I believe. Practically speaking, it is always yellow, always just as fresh and well served. And it always comes at the same, still hopeful hour of the morning. – Johan Huizinga • I’m being hypocritical because I have a Twitter, but I try to not talk about things like, ‘Oh, I had a grapefruit this morning and it was delicious,’ because, who cares? – Zoey Deutch • In Hong Kong, Dallas, or at home —and regardless of whether or not I have been to bed — breakfast is a personal ritual that can only be properly observed alone, and in a spirit of genuine excess. The food factor should always be massive: four Bloody Marys, two grapefruits, a pot of coffee, Rangoon crepes, a half pound of either sausage, bacon, or corned beef hash with diced chilies , a Spanish omelette or eggs Benedict, a quart of milk, a chopped lemon for random seasoning, and something like a slice of Key lime pie, two margaritas, and six lines of the best cocaine for dessert. – Hunter S. Thompson • Life… is like a grapefruit. It’s orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast. – Douglas Adams • Life… is like a grapefruit. Well, it’s sort of orangey-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It’s got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have half a one for breakfast. – Douglas Adams • My mom always puts a grapefruit in my stocking. I like grapefruit, but why put it in a stocking like it’s a gift? It’s almost as bad as coal. – Skylar Grey • Onstage I’ve been hit by a grapefruit, beercans, eggs, spit, money, cigarette butts, Mandies, Quaaludes, joints, bras, panties, and a fist. – Iggy Pop • So far I’ve always kept my diet secret but now I might as well tell everyone what it is. Lots of grapefruit throughout the day and plenty of virile young men. – Angie Dickinson • The grapevine should be named after a more bitter fruit. It should be called the grapefruit tree. – Chrystos • With our lives and food chain set up to make us fat – I mean, you can’t drive down any highway in America and find a grapefruit – a guy needs to be smarter and more determined to get lean. – David Zinczenko • Yellow is a very favorable vibration for mental or intellectual activity, as it promotes a clear state of mind. Yellow heightens your awareness and alleviates depression, sadness, or any kind of despondency. Yellow vibration foods are: pineapples, bananas, grapefruit, lemons and corn. – Tae Yun Kim

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• A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain. – Graham Norton • After Nashville sushi and a long debate on Bob Dylan, we went into Woodland Studios at 10 pm that night for a look around, and jammed for 5 hours solid. – Robyn Hitchcock • All the things that most people hate about traveling — the recycled air, the artificial lighting, the digital juice dispensers, the cheap sushi — are warm reminders that I’m home. – Ryan Bingham • Although, I didnt really like sushi until I moved out to L.A. – Scott Wolf • And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them. We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost. – Bob Hope • And yes, we do have some food. Maybe you’d like to join us? Unless you want to stick with your sheep sushi. – Michael Grant

jQuery(document).ready(function($) var data = action: 'polyxgo_products_search', type: 'Product', keywords: 'Sushi+', orderby: 'rand', order: 'DESC', template: '1', limit: '68', columns: '4', viewall:'Shop All', ; jQuery.post(spyr_params.ajaxurl,data, function(response) var obj = jQuery.parseJSON(response); jQuery('#thelovesof_sushi').html(obj); jQuery('#thelovesof_sushi img.swiper-lazy:not(.swiper-lazy-loaded)' ).each(function () var img = jQuery(this); img.attr("src",img.data('src')); img.addClass( 'swiper-lazy-loaded' ); img.removeAttr('data-src'); ); ); ); • California is an unbelievable state. One day I might be in a spiritual place like Joshua Tree, then before I know it, I’m eating groovy sushi in a mini-mall. I’m a Cali girl through and through. – Drew Barrymore • Cook him up with some barbecued dog…cook that yellow chump. I’ll make that mother f**ker make me a sushi roll and cook me some rice. – Floyd Mayweather, Jr. • Did you know that the Jews invented sushi? That’s right – two Jews bought a restaurant with no kitchen. – Jackie Mason • Don’t dunk your nigiri in the soy sauce. Don’t mix your wasabi in the soy sauce. If the rice is good, complement your sushi chef on the rice. – Anthony Bourdain • Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. – Daniel Pauly • Facebook is uniquely positioned to answer questions that people have, like, what sushi restaurants have my friends gone to in New York lately and liked? These are queries you could potentially do with Facebook that you couldn’t do with anything else, we just have to do it. – Mark Zuckerberg • Fashion is like food! Some people like sushi, others think hamburgers are divine! People like different things! – Michael Kors • G-Dragon’s music is like sushi. It’s sophisticated and has different flavors. His music also changes depending on how much he cooks it. – Seungri • Having survived her 10th London winter (she got through January by assigning it “international month,” and amusing Moses and his big sister, Apple, 9, with a visiting Italian chef, Japanese anime screenings, and hand-rolled-sushi lessons, no less), Paltrow admits that her dreams of relocating the family to their recently acquired residence in Brentwood, California, are becoming ever more urgent. – Gwyneth Paltrow • Heaven has no taste.” “Now-” “And not one single sushi restaurant.” A look of pain crossed the angel’s suddenly very serious face. – Terry Pratchett • I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it’s sushi. – Sara Sheridan • I could eat my body weight in sushi. – Mikey Way • I don’t even do anything super crazy when it comes to eating. The most I would ever do is eat some kind of sushi raw. I keep it real light when it comes to food. – Deon Cole • I don’t like venison or sushi – I don’t want to eat what some people think are ‘luxurious’ foods. – Courteney Cox • I don’t speak Japanese, I don’t know anything about Japanese business or Japanese culture. Apart from sushi. But I can’t exactly go up to him and say “Sushi!” out of the blue. It would be like going up to a top American businessman and saying, “T-bone steak! – Sophie Kinsella • I have to say, sushi freaks me out more than almost anything. – Kate Beckinsale • I keep my diet simple by sticking to mostly fruits and vegetables all day and then having whatever I want for dinner. I end up making healthy choices, like sushi or grilled fish, because I feel so good from eating well. – Jennifer Morrison • I love Chinese food, like steamed dim sum, and I can have noodles morning, noon and night, hot or cold. I like food that’s very simple on the digestive system – I tend to keep it light. I love Japanese food too – sushi, sashimi and miso soup. – Shilpa Shetty • I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean – no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. – Chrissy Teigen • I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I’m obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. – Shawn Johnson • I love macaroni and cheese. I could eat it every meal of the day. It used to be sushi, but these days I cannot stop eating mac and cheese. I haven’t had it from a box in a long time, but I’ll make it homemade style with four types of cheeses, lots of milk, maybe a little ketchup. I don’t know, I’m crazy like that. – Cobie Smulders • I love sushi, but I’m not going to write a column about it. – Joel Stein • I love sushi, I love fried chicken, I love steak. But there is a limit to my love. – Jonathan Safran Foer • I love sushi. But after too much of it, it just starts to taste like a dead animal that hasn’t been cooked. – Amy Lee • I love your sushi roll, hotter than wasabi. I race for your love, Shake-n-Bake, Ricky Bobby – Drake • I mean, if your about to tell me something like I’m dead, that i need to start acquiring a taste for blood, and I can’t even eat sushi, I wont be able to handle it. Or if you’re going to tell me that I’m going to start howling at the moon, eating peoples cats, and will spend the rest of my life having to get waxed if I want to wear a bathing suit, then I don’t think I can handle it, either. I like cats and I tried waxing once, and that hurt like a son of a gun.” -Kylie – C.C. Hunter • I never eat sushi. I have trouble eating things that are merely unconscious. – George Carlin • I still eat sushi, though I’m trying my best to have my last sushi roll. – Kim Basinger • I think that without sushi there would be no David Hasselhoff, because sushi is like the perfect way of describing the insides of David Hasselhoff. He is like a protein, clean and easy. That’s how I feel about myself. – David Hasselhoff • I want to take you away from this,” I say, motioning around the kitchen, spastic. “From sushi and elves and… STUFF. – Bret Easton Ellis • I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me – how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? – Carre Otis • I’m a big fish eater. Salmon – I love salmon. My sister loves Chinese food and sushi and all that. I’m not as big of a fan, but she likes it so we eat it a lot. So I’m beginning to like it more. I don’t like the raw sushi. I liked the cooked crab and lobster and everything. – Elle Fanning • I’m always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. – Jean Pigozzi • I’m not making art, I’m making sushi – Masaharu Morimoto • Imagine being served a plate of sushi. But this plate also holds all of the animals that were killed for your serving of sushi. The plate might have to be five feet across. – Jonathan Safran Foer • In general I love to eat anything. I enjoy anything that is well prepared, a good spaghetti, lasagna, taco, steak, sushi, refried beans. – Martin Yan • In Japanese sushi restaurants, a lot of sushi chefs talk too much. – Masa Takayama • In LA, I live on sushi or salad. – Denise Van Outen • It always freaks me out when I go to a sushi place and there’s a Mexican. – Chelsea Handler • I’ve been making sushi for 38 years, and I’m still learning. You have to consider the size and color of the ingredients, how much salt and vinegar to use and how the seasons affect the fattiness of the fish. – Masaharu Morimoto • I’ve sat in sushi bars, really fine ones, and I know how hard this guy worked, how proud he is. I know you don’t need sauce. I know he doesn’t even want you to pour sauce. And I’ve seen customers come in and do that, and I’ve seen him, as stoic as he tries to remain, I’ve seen him die a little inside. – Anthony Bourdain • Jiro Ono serves Edo-style traditional sushi, the same 20 or 30 pieces he’s been making his whole life, and he’s still unsatisfied with the quality and every day wakes up and trains to make the best. And that is as close to a religious experience in food as one is likely to get. – Anthony Bourdain • Just because I like sushi, doesn’t mean I can make sushi. I’ve come to well understand how many years just to get sushi rice correct. It’s a discipline that takes years and years and years. So, I leave that to the experts. – Anthony Bourdain • Kids are now eating things like edamame and sushi. I didn’t know what shiitake mushrooms were when I was 10 – most kids today do. – Emeril Lagasse • L.A., its nice, but I think of sunshine and people on rollerblades eating sushi. New York, I think of nighttime, I think of Times Square and Broadway and nightlife and the city that never sleeps. – Jimmy Fallon • Limp Bizkit Ice Cream would taste like the sweetest pair of panties in the world. It would taste like sushi. Sushi or panties. – Fred Durst • My job the same as carpenter. What kind of house you want to build? What kind of food you want to make? You think your ingredients, your structure. Simple. [Other] Japanese restaurants … mix in some other style of food and call it influence, right? I don’t like that. … In Japanese sushi restaurants, a lot of sushi chefs talk too much. ‘This fish from there,’ ‘This very expensive.’ Same thing, start singing. And a lot have that fish case in front of them, cannot see what chef do. I’m not going to hide anything, right? – Masa Takayama • My wife has helped me with a lot of things. She’s also got me to like a lot of different things like sushi. I never would have tried that if it weren’t for her. I also went to Hillsong (Church) in New York for the first time with her. It’s fun to experience new things with the person you love. – Jrue Holiday • On Los Angeles: This city is a hundred years old but try and find some trace of its history. Every culture is swallowed up and spat out as a franchise. Taco Bell. Benihana of Tokyo. Numero Uno Pizza. Pup ‘N’ Taco. Kentucky Fried Chicken. Fast food sushi. Teriyaki Bowl. – Anne Finger • One of my favorite things to make is homemade sushi. I know how to make the rolls and it’s really fun to do. – Carly Rae Jepsen • Paris Hilton is one of the hosts for Nicole Richie’s baby shower, and they’re serving sushi. Awesome, Paris—sushi, the one thing pregnant women are forbidden to eat. Thanks for the mercury. – Chelsea Handler • She wondered how people would remember her. She had not made enough to spread her wealth around like Carnegie, to erase any sins that had attached to her name, she had failed, she had not reached the golden bough. The liberals would cheer her death. They would light marijuana cigarettes and drive to their sushi restaurants and eat fresh food that had traveled eight thousand miles. They would spend all of supper complaining about people like her, and when they got home their houses would be cold and they’d press a button on a wall to get warm. The whole time complaining about big oil. – Philipp Meyer • Sitting eating sushi in the city, incredibly chilled out reading Nietzsche. – Joey Barton • Sometimes sushi is just superb, and other times there’s nothing like a great big steak. It depends where your taste buds are at the time. – Francesca Annis • Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Unless he doesn’t like sushi, then you also have to teach him to cook.- Auren Hoffman • The best thing about doing a signing tour is that numbers become faces. I got to sign books for six or seven thousand people, all of whom were dreadfully nice. Everything else, the interviews, the hotels, the plane travel, the best-seller lists, even the sushi, gets old awfully fast. Well, maybe not the sushi. – Neil Gaiman • The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. – Nobu Matsuhisa • The first time I had sushi, I hated it. And the second time was no different, and then, I just started loving it. I actually crave for sushi. It’s one of the healthiest meals. My experiments with food began when I was working in New York as an architect, be it Korean or Ethiopian food or fusion food. – Riteish Deshmukh • The Kraken stirs. And ten billion sushi dinners cry out for vengeance. – Terry Pratchett • They kept saying ‘It’s sushi-grade!’ And I’m like… ‘Put some soy sauce on this. Get me some rice. And cook it. And then get me out of here. – Jennifer Lawrence • We’ve got a name for sushi in Georgia… bait – Blake Clark • When I was a junior, my school introduced badminton, which was clearly a P.E. department ploy to get me away from the wrestling room, and it worked, since the first time I played badminton was like the first time I tasted sushi or heard the Beatles or read Wordsworth. This was a sport? This counted for gym requirements? – Rob Sheffield • When I was a kid, I have two dreams. I want to be a baseball player. Hometown, Hiroshima, has a Japanese baseball franchise team called Hiroshima Carps. You know, and then I want to be a sushi chef. I want to make own restaurant – sushi restaurant. – Masaharu Morimoto • Whether we’re talking about fish species, pigs, or some other eaten animal, is such suffering the most important thing in the world? Obviously not. But that’s not the question. Is it more important that sushi, bacon, or chicken nuggets? That’s the question. – Jonathan Safran Foer • With sushi, it is all about balance. Sometimes they cut the fish too thick, sometimes too thin. Often the rice is overcooked or undercooked. Not enough rice vinegar or too much. – Nobu Matsuhisa • Women who work for escort agencies that assign them out to prostitution dates at sushi restaurants know how to eat with chopsticks, and beyond that they are in every other way identical to other prostitutes. They’re not better looking; they’re not smarter; they’re not classier; they’re not more charming. They probably give more blowjobs than any reasonable woman, right? And they are empty inside, but it’s also society’s fault. – Julie Klausner • You could eat sushi off my bookshelf. My cleaning regime is like a battleground. I’m Genghis Khan and my cleaning products are my Mongolian army and I take no prisoners. The rest of my life is an experiment in chaos so I like to keep my flat neat. – Ryan Adams • You have to eat good! I eat gorgeous food. I eat sushi, I eat meat, I eat steaks. I eat more than you, I’m sure. – Tanya Dziahileva

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