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"That's our boys."
#pittsburgh penguins#pierre olivier joseph#mathieu joseph#pens lb#hockey#ottawa senators#p.o. joseph
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And ... the first bye week vacation pic is in ...
P.O. Joseph appears to be in the Dominican Republic
#P.O. Joseph#bye week 2024#Punta Cana#January 28 - 2024#the Rakells also clearly are headed somewhere#just pics of packing so far#no end destination
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This is so endearing. Red wine nights and occupation double? 🥺
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a list of which penguins player chose which song for the playlist
this is just what i’ve gathered thus far from the pittsburgh penguins twitter. will try to update this list as we get more intel!
Running up that Hill by Kate Bush - Kris Letang
Redbone by Childish Gambino - Kris Letang (he’s SO valid for both of these choices)
Levels by Avicii - Jan Rutta
Benny and the Jets by Elton John - Kasperi Kapanen
Hold Me Closer by Elton John & Britney Spears - Brock McGinn
Sand in My Boots by M*rgan Wallen - Drew O’Connor
Milkshake by Kelis - Jake Guentzel
St. Tropez by Post Malone - Drew Caggiula
Ain’t No Mountain High Enough remix by Freischwimmer and Dionne Bromfield - Bryan Rust
Doin’ This by Luke Combs - Casey Desmith
Innerbloom by Rufus du Sol - P.O. Joseph
I’m Good (Blue) by David Guetta ft. Bebe Rexha - Chad Ruhwedel
September by Earth Wind & Fire - Isaac Belliveau
Also fyi - cryptid sidney made zero contributions
#i will keep my opinions about their music taste to myself#but why is jan picking fucking LEVELS by AVICII the cutest thing#has he been in a VAULT for the past 10 years and just emerged and still think this is a cool song lkfjdkljsfldka DARLING JAN I LOVE U SO MUC#as if sidney listens to music lmao#pittsburgh penguins#bryan rust#kris letang#jan rutta#jake guentzel#kasperi kapanen#P.O. Joseph#Chad Ruhwedel#Brock McGinn
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Felt extra with the background
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BABYGIRLS SPOTTED ON THE BEREAL 🗣‼️
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bergy with his SIXTH selke???
ullmark with the vezina! (of course!)
tanger with the bill masterton 💖
and bonus p.o. joseph hanging out with willie o’ree!
#hockey#patrice bergeron#linus ullmark#kris letang#p. o. joseph#pojo#willie o'ree#bergy wasn't there tho it makes me worried :( I already don't think he's coming back and this is making me think I'm correct#p.o. is there with kris and his family I'm gonna fucking cry#I always forget he lives with him!#and monty with the jack adams! shit I keep having to amend this post#apparently bergy's wife is giving birth soon which is why he's not there
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• Jason Zucker is on the Predators' bench, Bryan Rust came over and gave him a hug.
• Now Sidney Crosby, Marcus Pettersson and Jeff Carter are over by the bench chatting with Zucker. Jarry, P.O Joseph, Marcus Pettersson all make quick stops over too.
• Haha, Michael Bunting takes the ice and yells to nobody in particular, "HEY! GENO STOLE MY GOAL!" He's talking about the Penguins' fourth goal last game. Bunting shot it, it was thought to be his goal at first, but the league changed the credit after the game ended to Evgeni Malkin, who apparently tipped it.
#jason zucker#evgeni malkin#michael bunting#bryan rust#sidney crosby#pittsburgh penguins#nashville predators
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realized i hadn’t read this one on which teammate you’d trust the least with your car and it’s hilarious 😭😂
Bryan Rust: Jarry. I've just got a bad feeling.
Sidney Crosby: I'd go (Poehling). He's got one of those self-driving cars. I'm not sure how many hours he gets driving anymore. He doesn't get a lot of reps.
Danton Heinen: "Well, it was Frieds but he's not here. I'm going to go with Poehls. I heard he has a Tesla and just puts it in auto-pilot, but I could be wrong on that. I haven't seen it, I just heard about it.
Teddy Blueger: Frieds would be the No. 1 answer but he's not here. Given his driving history, I'd go with him. But Kappy. Kappy maybe wouldn't take great care of it.
Brian Dumoulin: Oh, it's an easy answer (laughs). Frieds. Frieds isn't up right now, but Mark Friedman. He's had his fair share of car problems.
Marcus Pettersson: Friedman, I heard he's been a popular answer around here. But for who is here right now, I don't think there's anybody that irresponsible. Well, Geno drives fast. I'd say Geno.
Jake Guentzel: Tanger has nice cars, but I heard he's not that good of a driver. So it'd be him. He has a lot of cars, but I wouldn't trust him with mine.
Kasperi Kapanen: Guentzel. I think he's wrecked his car before, or at least scratched it. I wouldn't give him my keys.
Ryan Poehling: I'm going to go with P.O. I've been in Montreal long enough where the drivers aren't the best and he's from there, so that's why I'd say him.
Jason Zucker: No chance I'd let P.O touch it, I don't trust him. I don't trust P.O, I don't know what it is. I don't like him, I don't really trust him (smiles). You can tell him I said that, he'd definitely be No. 1. And honestly, Kappy. Geno, maybe. Those are my final three.
P.O Joseph: I've heard some bad comments about my car, Tanger hated to drive my car, so I wouldn't let him drive my car again. Zucker is definitely never jumping in my car. Those guys make fun of me for my car, so I wouldn't give them the chance or opportunity to be in my car.
Tristan Jarry: All of them. Because I like my car.
also jarry’s responses are just 😂
should nhl ease up on dress code?
who would be the best coach?
who would be the best color analyst?
also sid and tanger picking each other as roomies 🥹
#‘i just have a bad feeling’#jarry: smiles with jnives in his eyes#tristan jarry#sidney crosby#evgeni malkin#kris letang#po joseph#etc#pittsburgh penguins
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Three Stars of the Game
(April 11, 2024)
⭐️Sidney Crosby
⭐️⭐️P.O Joseph
⭐️⭐️⭐️Lucas Raymond
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P.O. and Potash goofing around.
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#P.O. Joseph#Pittsburgh Penguins#vs the Sabres#December 9 - 2022#it's hard to top Sid's crew#but this is a good try
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which one of you wrote this fic and uploaded it on the pens site?
Not only are they both from Montreal; they actually played in the same midget organization back home, called Collège Antoine-Girouard. And when Joseph was 14, he looked under the seat of his locker stall to discover Letang's name tag there.
"I didn't know him back then, but I was like 'oh, Kris Letang sat there. That's fun.' Now I live with him, 10 years later," Joseph said. "Obviously, it was really, really nice of him to offer. I was really excited. For me, it was Kris Letang, you know? I could never tell him that (laughs), but it's how I felt from a really long time.
"Growing up, having a French defenseman being one of the best in the league to look up to was fun. But now that I'm able to see the everyday Kris Letang, it's more than I could have ever hoped. But I was really happy, and I was honored to be able to go there and stay over there."
Joseph, who describes his fashion sense as "French, and in progress," joked that the first thing he did upon arriving at the house was to check out the closet, as the guys (mostly) agree that Letang is the best-dressed player on the team. Overall, Letang has been extremely hospitable to Joseph, who's been staying in the basement. P.O said Kris usually never lets him clean up, handling all of that himself - but he doesn't mind if Joseph takes out the garbage every now and then.
"He's a great kid," Letang said. "He's one of those guys that gets it. He's a young guy, he wants to learn things. He doesn't just come in and do his own thing. He actually tries to learn, and he asks questions. He wants to be a good teammate also, so he's been really easy to deal with. Cooking a little bit, so it's good."
The guys have taken trips to Whole Foods when they leave the rink in the afternoon, where it can be a bit of a process to decide on a meal, but they eventually figure it out.
"He's been really bad for knowing what he wants to eat. Like, just pick something," Joseph laughed. "I'm not difficult with food. So we just go in there and we're like, 'what are we getting for dinner? I don't know, what do you want?' Then it's back and forth. We just go in and get a bunch of stuff that we want. He made his mom's recipe for salmon, which was really good. I was not expecting this."
Other times, they'll just take it easy whenever they arrive back at the house. They watch a lot of TV and will put on hockey, football … or the French-Canadian version of ABC's 'The Bachelor,' which is called 'Occupation Double' in Quebec. Since it's not broadcast here in the States, they'll post up on the Letang kids' bean bags and stream it on their devices.
"It's funny because sometimes it gets late, but then I just get a text from Kris that's like, plug in your iPad, we're watching it," Joseph laughed. "They travel the world, basically. It's in Martinique, France. It's just a nice place, and there's drama. I mean, who doesn't like a good drama story, you know? We're just laughing and sharing a little bit of our background from growing up. It's been great."
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PRETTY PRINCESS P.O. JOSEPH GOALLLLLLLL
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The Rink
@hockeybuns wanted to see a mockumentary version of the locker room after Geno’s 1,200th point a la The Office—I had so much fun with this; I hope you like it!
“He’s just an elite player,” Sidney Crosby says about Evgeni Malkin’s recent 1,200-point milestone. Crosby is flushed, cheeks pink and lips red after the game. He sits in his stall in his base layer that has seen more NHL locker rooms than many players have; there is a tear in the sleeve that has been mended on more than one occasion. “He’s—it’s incredible that he’s able to still play at this level considering his age. He’s just as good as he was in our first few seasons together.”
Kris Letang, who did not play in the game due to illness, is standing near the doorway between the locker room and the showers. His arms are crossed; he is wearing one of his infamous custom-designed suits, and he gives a dead-eyed stare directly into the camera pointed at him while Crosby continues his effusive praise.
“I mean, 1,200 points, there are so many guys in the league who never get there. Geno is one of those guys whose name deserves to be on that list. It’s just a testament to his game and how he plays.” Crosby runs a hand through his sweat-soaked hair, licking his lips. His eyes fail to focus on any one spot in particular, darting from reporter to reporter. “I’m really glad we were able to get that win for him tonight.”
Kasperi Kapanen turns his phone to the camera. He swipes through a few photos, pointing out one in particular of Malkin playing poker in someone’s basement. “I take pictures when he hits milestones. This is when he won a poker game.” He swipes again; this one is of Malkin in a white shirt eating pasta, a forkful of spaghetti halfway to his mouth. “This is when he ate pasta without getting any sauce on his shirt.” The next picture is of the top of Malkin’s head, taken from above, on the team’s jet. “Obviously I couldn’t get one during the game, but I took this one on the plane earlier. Even though he was sitting down, I had to almost stand up on my seat to get the picture. I’m pretty proud of that one; not very many people get to see him at that angle.”
When it’s time for the helmet to pass hands, it’s delivered to P.O. Joseph out of thin air by the nonexistent entity that inhabits the net while Tristan Jarry is out with an injury. It’s Joseph’s first time with the helmet; he is smiling even when he puts it on. “Yeah, I’m really excited,” he says. “It’s a big honor, and these guys are so fun to play with. And of course Geno’s big milestone tonight—I’m just happy to have been part of it.”
Jason Zucker is a regular on Malkin’s second line. When asked for an interview, he sits down, wearing a paper mask of Malkin’s face with the mouth and eyes cut out. It is unclear where he got this mask, or who made it for him. “Geno best,” Zucker says simply, then immediately stands up and leaves the room. He is wearing the mask for the remainder of the night.
“I remember when Geno put on skates for the first time,” Letang says. His face is neutral; he looks into the camera with an easy disdain for it. “I felt an itch on the bottom of my left foot as a toddler. I knew then that he was gonna be the 101st best player in the league.” When asked how he knew this as a child, Letang answers in French, shrugging. He refuses to answer any other questions presented to him.
After Crosby finishes his lengthy and unprovoked interview regarding Malkin’s 1,200th point, he chats with Malkin in the corner briefly before they both head out to the hallway. Jake Guentzel enters the locker room from the showers just as they leave and, on realizing they’re heading out, follows them out of the room. Malkin and Crosby get several doors down the hall when Crosby shoves Malkin against the wall in one swift movement, reaching up on his toes to shove his tongue down Malkin’s throat. Malkin’s large hands fall to rest on the swell of Crosby’s ass; when Crosby pulls away panting, just for a moment, Malkin uses his grip to drag him back in again.
Guentzel stares at this scene, eyes huge and terrified, and as the camera pans to him, his face blanches and he swallows loudly.
Later, in the interview room, Guentzel stares into the camera for several moments, mouth agape. “I’m sorry,” he says after a few seconds. “I just—it’s like I just saw my parents having sex. Not that Dad’s my father—I mean, not that Dad’s my Sid—I mean—” Guentzel’s face turns the color of a tomato, and his eyes widen. “Not that Sid is my parent. Or that Geno is. It’s just.” A shudder takes over Guentzel’s body. “Sorry, I think I need another shower.”
Bryan Rust and P.O. Joseph glance at each other, then look into the camera. “We’d planned on doing a little party for Geno once we get to the hotel in L.A.,” Rust explains. “To celebrate and everything. But I don’t think that’s gonna be a good idea now.”
Joseph shakes his head. He’s still smiling, even if his eyes look like they have seen things they should not have seen. “Yeah, we, uh. I don’t think that’s gonna happen. Geno seems like he has other plans.”
When asked about his plans, Malkin smirks at the camera, tongue between his teeth. “I’m get best present tonight.”
#sidgeno#hockey rpf#hrpf#geno’s 1200th point#mockumentary au#prompt fill#my fic#trust vic to come thru w the most fun most ridiculous prompts#sorry i wont write about nico for u but i hope this makes up for it <3#also 🥴 can u tell i love semicolons too goddamn much#they need to be taken away from me yesterday
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• I already ran my Survey Says on which teammates could and couldn't survive on a deserted island but I ran it by St. Ivany after I talked with him today for fun. "From Wilkes-Barre, I'll go with Taylor Fedun," St. Ivany said on who could survive. "He's just so veteran, so smart, a Princeton grad. Here, I'd go with Gruden. I think us two together could do it."
For who could not survive, he pointed toward next-door neighbor, Joseph, who was the No. 1 answer from the rest of the team as well. "He's just a pretty boy. He can't," St. Ivany explained, as Joseph protested. St. Ivany said, "Hey, that's true! That's a compliment!" then Joseph said, "I'd rather be ugly and good at Survivor." St. Ivany reassured Joseph by saying, "I like how you are, I wouldn't change a thing about you. But I don't expect you to be good in the outdoors."
• After I spoke with Poulin today I asked him the who could/couldn't survive on a deserted island question, and it turns out P.O Joseph is still rattled over being the No. 1 pick for who couldn't handle it. "We talked about this yesterday," Poulin said of who could survive. "I think P.O is really defending his points. I'll say him because he looked pretty convinced he could survive."
As for who could not survive ... Poulin scanned the room before choosing himself.
from dkpitt
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