Does anyone have the link to that series of gif sets where op imposed Darcy’s thoughts during the p&p2005 from like a thousand (8-11) years ago? They were hilarious and I’d like to read them again.
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anytime i see a quote from p&p2005 misattributed to jane austen i turn on my laser eyes. they won't hurt you but they're scary.
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im listening to the p&p2005 soundtrack and the suns out and the sky is blue and this London fog is perhaps even better than I remember
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The multiples of four for the writer ask game!!
4. What’s a word that makes you go absolutely feral?
Listen, after watching P&P2005 i cant deal with the word "ardently". I also used to loved the word "irrevocably" but now it makes me think of twilight every time
8. If you had to write an entire story without either action or dialogue, which would you choose and how would it go?
/easily/ could cut out action, one of my current wips is 90% dialogue right now because i find it much easier to write
12. If a genie offered you three writing wishes, what would they be? Btw if you wish for more wishes the genie turns all your current WIPs into Lorem Ipsum, I don’t make the rules.
I'd wish 1) that I would genuinely enjoy every writing session i have, regardless of how much or little I write, 2) that I would have as much time as i desire (without infringing on other responsibilities) to write, and 3) that I would always have the energy to write
16. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever used as a bookmark?
my dog, maybe, ive just set a book open on top of her if i need to walk away for a second
20. If a witch offered you the choice between eternal happiness with your one true love and the ability to finally finish, perfect, and publish your dearest, darlingest, most precious WIP in exactly the way you've always imagined it — which would you choose? You can’t have both sorry, life’s a bitch
probs the WIP, ngl - i'm happy not being in a romantic relationship and like, the idea of perfectly finishing a WIP? I'd ride that high for the rest of my life
24. How much prep work do you put into your stories? What does that look like for you? Do you enjoy this part or do you just want to get on with it?
Most of the time i need a LOT of prep work but my two currently-active WIPs could not be more different - one is mostly written as i come up with stuff and the other is 7 years in the making soooo
28. Who is the most delightful character you’ve ever written? Why?
I /really/ enjoy writing Cad, my pirate android
32. What is a line from a poem/novel/fanfic etc that you return to from time and time again? How did you find it? What does it mean to you?
hmmmmmmm i cant think off the top of my head but there's almost definitely something from HMC or Two Princesses of Bamarre that I love, let me check
36. They say to Write What You Know. Setting aside for a moment the fact that this is terrible advice…what do you Know?
oh i truly know very little
40. Please share a poem with me, I need it.
i love that poem about the one-eye kitten
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top romantic gestures of all time for you to try out with your love:
destroying a library of pornography owned by the man who abused your lover since she was a child
cooking a meal of aroz con pollo for your lover after he drove for hours to see you for the first time in years
flexing ya hand
a type written letter to your lover that reads in my dreams I kiss your cunt your sweet wet cunt
diving with your lover off a waterfall cliff together
performing can't take my eyes off of you in front of your whole school
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How I relate to awkward-panicked-impulse-driven introvert Darcy is incredible.
1. Appear out of nowhere just behind your crush like you absolutely didn't track them down all night in a party you succeeded in making one with the curtains
2. Follow your crush like in a serial-killer movie shot
3. Bail like the fucking bitch you are (and usually the adventure stops here for me and I stare from unfortunate distance)
4. In a fever-sweat split second decision appear out of nowhere AGAIN and ask your crush to dance because you've worked your nerves enough for a 10 second speech
Bonus: it succeeds
Bonus of the bonus: your crush's friend will now give her shit for it forever
5. Have a heated-sexual tensioned argument about how you're a fucking wall to talk to while dancing
6. Stare as she retreats
7. Be glad and afraid you survived this mess
*the last side glance guys. This is killing me. THIS MAN IS KILLING ME. An anxious puppy that's what he is*
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