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Round 1

Propaganda Under The Cut

Harry Du Bois:

he’s just the saddest and wettest meow meow of a man ever yet he does numbers on tumblr. I think he could be gerrymandered but still win but I wanna see

He’s officially tumblr’s worst guy. He just absolutely sucks. As a cop, he wakes up after a night of intensive drug and alcohol consumption with no memories. Even before he lost his memories, it’s implied he just completely sucks, had been there for 3 days and the corpse of the murder he’s supposed to be solving is still hanging in the tree, and all he’s done is get wasted. I hate him, I love him,

he's so sad . he's gonna break it down sensitive style

This guy was my canon event (positive)

Xavier:

please please watch this show

he's sillay I'm told

just read Logan’s statement

what do i have to do for people to vote for hux just because it would be hilarious if he won.

Class Round 1: Eudicots vs Amborellales

75% of all flowering plant species vs 1 flowering plant species

Eudicots (“true dicots”): This is a ginormous class, containing almost all leafy trees, quite a lot of plants that humans get food from (including potatoes and all of the legumes), and the plants we get tea, coffee, and chocolate from. It also contains carnivorous plants, parasitic plants, and some very poisonous plants, as well as tobacco and cannabis.

Amborellales: like Ginkgophyta in the phylum round, this taxon contains only one species, Amborella trichopoda. It was the earliest to diverge from all other flowering plants, and remains on only one island in the Pacific Ocean. It has some characteristics that are different from other flowering plants, such as xylem with no vessel elements. It has whitish flowers and small red fruit.

anybody else rly rly ill about the amount of grief in his eyes in this scene

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Sexiest Podcast Character — Unscripted Bracket — Round 1

Propaganda

Kalvin Brnine (Friends at the Table: PARTIZAN and PALISADE):

As long as they're not talking, they're the hottest character in the game

Lye "Lyke" Lichen (Friends at the Table: Sangfielle):

Junk mage who admits no fault, even when trying to save a fallen god for his own little fucked up reasons after telling everyone he wasn’t going to. Also the only person in the Blackwick Group who wanted to be part of a team :)

Art of Brnine by @ahcoffeebeans, available now on official merch at friendsatthetable.shop .

ROUND 1, MATCH 20

NO MAGIC, POWERS, OR WEAPONS

Little Mac:

“He's a professional boxer who is used to facing cheating opponents.”

“This scrawny little 17yo 5’7” dude has beaten the heavyweight world champ in a boxing match. He has also beaten Donkey Kong, a literal buff gorilla, in a boxing match. This dude could easily take down anyone in a fistfight (as long as you give him a few tries to get the attack patterns down).”

“he beat up all the countries”

Volo:

“Peopel want to think he’s buff as if he isn’t a fucking twig look at his model”

“He loses to the player character in a pokemon fight, and player character is like 15 years old - and this is with him getting 8 pokemon when you include Giratina stage 1 and 2. If you took away the pokemon and made him fight with his fists he would still probably lose because he has wet cat energy. Talks big game but can't always follow through with the threat type vibes.”

“He could stab everyone with his hair”

consoling myself over joan blondell's loss by thinking about her reunion with her pal james cagney in the shadow realm. they are cracking wise and getting up to antics.

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The dead ones!!!

Phylum Round 1

Cycliophora: An incredibly specialized phylum, the Cycliophorans consist of a single genus. These animals live exclusively on the mouthparts of lobsters. Yes, all Cycliophorans. This is considered a commensal relationship, as the lobster is not harmed by the Cycliophorans' presence. This phylum has an interesting reproductive strategy involving cloned dwarf versions of the male, embryos that drain all nutrients from the mother, and larvae that must be strong swimmers to hopefully re-colonize the host lobster's new exoskeleton whenever it molts.

Gnathostomulida: Jaw Worms. All animals in this phylum are "meiofauna", meaning they live in the spaces between grains of sediment on the seafloor. They are covered in hair-like cilia, which aids in navigating their micro-environment. As the name implies, they have a strong set of jaws, often with tiny teeth for grinding food. They are hermaphroditic, and strangely, each "lays" a single egg that breaks through the parent's body wall and adheres to a nearby grain of sand. Thankfully, the parent is able to quickly heal from this wound. These animals are important for maintaining chemical cycles between the sediment and water above, and they are a rich food source for higher organisms in the bottom-dwelling food chain. They are also very sensitive to pollution, making them important "bio-indicators".

All choice indicators are in, I just need to finish the stat pages and then I can release Chapter 1-

Round 1b: Match 15