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#otp: doomed by the narrative ๐Ÿ—ก๏ธ๐ŸŒŠ
shannara810 ยท 3 months
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Percy: "Nope!"
Luke: "Ohhhh come on, Perce! Just give it a chance: it's a good name ๐Ÿ˜."
Percy: "It's not! I'm not listening. I can't believe you want to use... we are not going to call him that! There are so many good names. What about... I don't know, Gabriel?"
Luke: "Uncle. He ran away from home and posed as a Trickster for a thousand years or so."
Percy: "John?"
Luke: "Dad's dad. Started the family business to kill some demon and left dad to become ghoul scat."
Percy: "Theseus!"
Luke: "Didnโ€™t he die falling off a cliff?"
Percy: "Jason?"
Luke: "Hey, it's not nice to call your kids by your ex' name ๐Ÿซค."
Percy: "Jason was not my ex!"
Luke: "Second bi-awakening. And only because he looked like me a little."
Percy: "I hate you!"
Luke: "You love me. And look at it this way: if we follow my plan, Father will less likely kill you for getting his baby boy pregnant ๐Ÿ˜."
Percy: "You were there too, Luke! You said nothing strange would happen!"
Luke: "Perce... light of my life! Golden toad of my pond, Prince of the Seven Seas and of my beating heart โค๏ธ Our love was so strong we made a baby... who doesn't look exactly like me ๐Ÿ˜. It would have been a little weird otherwise. Are you not happy?"
Percy: "It's not that I'm not happy, Luke. Never thought I would have one of my own: demigod, angel or whatever you are. Just... Luke the Third, seriously?"
Luke: "It's a good name! Lucian Theopolis Milligan ๐Ÿ˜ See? I put something for your Greek roots too! And we can shorten it to Lee. However, for all his friends, he can be Luke the Third ๐Ÿ˜."
Percy: " I can't believe I'm actually considering it." *facepalm*
Luke: "Sweetheart, my dad didn't call me Lucifer for nothing ๐Ÿ˜."
Percy: "But it will be Jackson-Milligan!"
Luke: "Sold! I LOVE doing business with you, sweetheart ๐Ÿ˜."
For @darkcrowprincess
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shannara810 ยท 2 months
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Adam: "So".
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Michael: "So".
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Adam: "Are you ready to meet the other parents, Halo? โ˜บ๏ธ"
Michael: "๐Ÿ˜‘"
Adam: "I still can't believe it, you know? Luke's first relationship and we are already meeting Percy's folks. It's so crazy!"
Michael: "You never met your suitors' parents?"
Adam: "Suitors! You're too much, Halo ๐Ÿคฃ. I had a few girlfriends in High School, but nothing more."
Michael: "..."
Adam: "Are you jealous? ๐Ÿ˜"
Michael: "Of your past dalliances?"
Adam: "You make me sound like a Casanova. I was a kid, Mike. And kids do stupid things all the time. However, when it comes to teenagers, these things are usually drugs and sex. Drugs I didn't do, sex... I still remember Kristie McGinnies and the hot summer we shared before college ๐Ÿ˜‰."
Michael: "I don't like when you talk about her, Adam".
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Adam: "Kristie is a good memory of my human life, Mike. That's all. Could I have married her? Maybe if I had had the time to know her better, but she belongs to an Adam who is no longer me. You and Luke? I wouldn't change this life with anything in the world, husband. You're the most important thing to me."
Michael: "As you are for us." *silence* "Ugh".
Adam: "What's your problem, Halo? And I mean it."
Michael: "He is pagan, Adam!"
Adam: "Still can't stand this, eh?"
Michael: "๐Ÿ˜ "
Adam: "Do you want to know the truth? I am scared."
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Michael: "A bunch of puny humans can't hurt you or Luke. I won't permit it."
Adam: "My own Prince Charming ๐Ÿ˜. I love your Papa Bear side, Halo. But that's not why I'm scared. I'm... I'm not ready to share Luke. He has always been ours. Our vicious and crazy Sparkle. And with Percy..."
Michael: "You were the one to say that Luke had to interact with other people. To grow as human as he can be. What changed?"
Adam: "It's not even Percy... I... before the whole mess with Jack, it was easy to forget this is not Luke's first life. That he wasn't someone else before being our Luke."
Michael: "Are you afraid he might fall back on his past mistakes?"
Adam: "No, never. Luke is a good kid and nothing will ever make me believe otherwise."
Michael: "He tried to destroy the world though."
Adam: "After being lied all his life, used as a glorified babysitter and with a list of Daddy issues a mile long. Now why this sounds so familiar?"
Michael: "..."
Adam: "Sorry, babe. I'm being petty and you don't deserve my bad mood. It's just... our son is happy now. Happy and in love and free and... I'm so fucking scared his past won't leave him alone ๐Ÿฅบ. He killed himself, Michael! He thought the only thing he could do to atone for his mistakes was to kill himself!"
Michael: "Nothing will happen to Lucifer, Adam. NOTHING! I will kill anything and anyone who tries to hurt him, you have my word".
Adam: "Okay... okay... I'm sorry, Halo. This dinner is making me emotional."
Michael: "You love our son and want to protect him. Turns out to protect your own offspring is a very human reaction, after all".
Adam: "Like you won't do the same for Luke."
Micheal: "๐Ÿ˜‘"
Adam: " Can you at least try to be polite with Percy's family, please?"
Michael: "... I will".
Adam: "Thank you, Halo. It's all I ask."
Michael: "However should the pagan boy hurt our son..."
Adam: "Should - and I say should - Percy hurt Luke, I give you permission to unleash upon him all the fury of Heaven โ˜บ๏ธ".
Michael: "My brothers too? ๐Ÿคฉ"
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Adam: "Everyone, Mike. EVERYONE ๐Ÿ˜ "
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@darkcrowprincess nice to see the other side too, don't you think?
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shannara810 ยท 2 months
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Percy: "So..."
Luke: "So?"
Percy: "The parents are meeting each other."
Luke: "Yes? That's the plan".
The blonde was checking his reflection in the mirror on the wardrobe door, trying to fix the collar of his black shirt. The look it sent back was flawless: tight jeans, ironed shirt, perfectly tousled hair. "If you want to make a good first impression, start from the way you dress", Dad always said.
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"And we are ready for them to meet each other". It was almost like the other boy was trying to reassure himself.
In that moment nothing about Percy Jackson - Saviour of Olympus, Poseidon's only half-blood son and Mr. Rule Flouter all around - gave away the vibes of a ruthless war machine; rather, the pink flannel robe and the furry slippers made him look way too younger than his nineteen years.
Funny thing he was the same age as Luke when they first met each other. And yet people kept mistaking him for a teen, while the blonde boy already looked like a male model. It wasn't fair!
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Luke: "I think so. Shouldnโ€™t we be?"
Percy: "Right." *pause* "Say Luke... why can't we run away to Alaska? It's chilly there and quiet and we could learn to fish!"
Luke: "You're the son of a Sea God. If you couldnโ€™t fish, I might worry." The younger nephilim gave him the stink eye. He still couldn't figure out why Percy was so scared of letting their families meet. It wasn't like their relationship was a secret: his parents knew, Percy's too, the same could be said for their friends. So what was wrong with his boyfriendโ€™s mother's desire to meet his dads?
Percy: "Ah ah ah, you're not funny! ๐Ÿ˜‘"
Luke: "Actually I'm hilarious ๐Ÿ˜. But what's got you all riled up? There will be only your parents and mine at dinner tonight. Easy peasy."
Percy sat on the bed. His body was shaking a little and everything inside him was screaming to run, run away as far as he could. He swiped a hand over his face and closed his eyes, mentally counting to five before he opened them again. "Don't, okay? Youโ€™re not the one with a father-in-law who hates him!"
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Luke raised an eyebrow, his lips curving in a crooked smile. "You called Father your in-law! Dad will be so happy ๐Ÿ˜!"
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Percy: "Lukeeeeee, be serious!!! Your father wants to kill me!"
Luke sat next to the other demigod. He looked at his boy from head to toe, a bit worried.
Anxiety was a bitch for Percy and the nephilim didn't know what to do to help him. How could he make it better when he still didn't understand what was all this fuss about. The dinner? The dinner was making Percy feel so bad? "What's new? It's not the first time a supernatural being wants to murder you".
Percy: "You're not helping!"
Luke: "Would you rather I lied?"
Percy: "NO!"
Luke: "Then help me understand you, Jackson. What's the problem? Why are you so scared of this dinner?"
Percy: "Because..."
Luke: "Perce, Father is all bark and no bite. Really. You have nothing to be worried of."
Percy: "Now I know you're lying! Last time we met, your father swore heโ€™d kill me if I defiled you! And he'll know! He'll know we had sex as soon as he sees us!" Sea-green eyes became so big, they almost appeared ready to leap out. The sound of his labored breath filled the room.
Luke: "Actually I think he already knows. Dad must have told him."
Percy: "WHAT?! You... you... you..."
Luke: "Had a chat with Dad? Of course! You never ask your mother for advice?"
Percy: "NOT ABOUT MY SEX LIFE!!!"
Luke: "Why?"
Percy: "Because you just don't! I don't want to know about my mom's sex life and she doesn't want to know about mine! People don't ask their parents about sex! It's not normal!!!" The demigod was screaming and he knew it. How could Luke not...
There it was. That look again. That look so open and trusting and blameless like the one of a child. Percy often forgot how young this Luke really was.
Because Luke Milligan and Luke Castellan were not the same. They had the same blond hair, ice blue eyes true, even the same lopside smile. The two Luke shared a lot in their looks.
However the same could not be said for their temper: they were like night and no, not day. They were like night and dusk. This new Luke lacked the anger and the desire for vengeance the old one had. He lacked that inner darkness which had feasted on Luke Castellan's soul till his last day on Earth and being Luke Milligan what he truly was, this really felt like a giant joke.
Once again Percy found himself wondering what could have happened if the old Luke had had a family like the one he had now during his past life. Because in the end it all came down to his family.
Adam&Michael were Luke's rock, his safe haven. The couple had proven time and time again they didnโ€™t care about Fate when it came to their son and Percy had to admit he felt a little jealous of their steadfast love. Sally Jackson loved her son with all her heart, but she wasn't always there for him while he was growing up.
However what scared Percy the most was not knowing what could have happened to him had Luke Castellan not taken on his shoulders the weight of the first Great Prophecy. Because hero or not, good or not, Luke and him were not so different in their rages.
Luke: "Again, why? Need to remind you it was my first time? I may remember a few things about my past life, but sex is not one of them. Who was I supposed to talk to? Uncle Gabe?"
Percy: "Nope, nien, no! Lalalalalala, I'm not listening!" The demigod covered his ears in his attempt to block everything out, but without much success. "No more sex advices from our parents, okay? We learn together, Luke."
The blonde grabbed Percy by the shoulders to keep him calm. The other boy was on the verge of a panic attack over nothing. "Percy, breathe. Everything is gonna be okay. Our parents will meet each other, will like each other and we will spend a nice night all together".
Percy: "At least I thought I could have your Dad's approval, but now he will hate me too". He whined.
Luke: "Dad doesn't hate you. He finds you sweet and cute โ˜บ๏ธ. So stop worrying."
Percy: "Our first time was a disaster!"
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Luke: "Our first time was perfect. You made me feel loved, happy and cared for. I could have asked for nothing more. We can work on the technique another time. The question is: was it nice for you too, Perce?"
Percy: "Yeah... yeah, it was".
Luke: "Good, then it was perfect. A perfect first time ๐Ÿ˜".
Percy looked down, defeated. What Luke had said was not entirely true and several of his insecutities were rooted in it.
In hindsight he couldn't say that many of the problems he had during his past relationship with Annabeth didn't still plague him, even if he tried to not mind them.
What is perfection? What allows you to define something as perfect? Nothing truly alive can be described as perfect, because each one of us gives to this word a different meaning. Learn to live with your limits, kid. Suddenly these words came back to his mind and Percy felt like he could let himself breath for the first time tonight.
Once Luke had taken him to visit the Garden of Eden and there Percy had met Joshua, another "uncle" of his boyfriend. The calm he had felt in that garden had shocked him to the core and the demigod had found himself visiting Joshua often in the last months, while Luke was busy with his cousin Jack.
Joshua the Gardner had become his unofficial therapist and Percy thought he had made some progress in healing the countless wounds on his young psyche.
Percy: "But it was not my first time. You know this, Luke".
Perfection was an impossible thing to achieve and he had to learn to live with his short-comings.
Luke: "It was your first time with me. I know you have a past, Percy: I'm not stupid. And I'm glad that at least one of us knew where to put his hands". Luke winked at him and everything in their world was right again. The blonde had this ability to make you believe anything he said just because he had said it. It was like a super power. "Our future will be full of first times, Perce". At once his smile became quite sinister. "Whatever Nico di Angelo thinks of us ๐Ÿ˜‘."
Percy: "You're scaring me".
Luke: "Ops ๐Ÿ˜…. Sorry, babe! Do you feel better now?"
Percy: "I think so. I'm... I'm not regretting what we did but I would have liked to have a little more privacy, though".
Luke shrugged. "Angels, Perce. We don't know what it is".
Fucking Angels and their need to spy on them. A bunch of peeping Toms, that's what they were. But Percy knew better than to say what he really thought about those flying bastards to Luke. He was already on thin ice with his boyfriend's family. "Your uncle Gabe sent me a thank you basket for deflowering you!"
Luke: "And it was the best chocolate I have ever tasted ๐Ÿ˜. Uncle Gabe is a genius!"
Percy: "Any chance your other uncles wonโ€™t know we had sex?"
Luke: "Mmm, maybe Castiel. The parents don't like him much. Cas and the Winchesters are as thick as thieves".
Percy: "Damn!"
Luke: "The joys of a hive mind. Angels like to gossip a lot ๐Ÿคฃ".
Percy raised his eyes to swear again: "Fuck!"
Luke: "Maybe later ๐Ÿ˜. I want to be on top this time ๐Ÿค”".
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Percy: "๐Ÿซฃ" *silence* "Luke?"
Luke: "Mmm?"
Percy: "Do we really need to go to this dinner? We can stay at home, order Thai and try to..."
Luke: "To?"
"Don't make me sound like a stupid teenager ๐Ÿ˜ . We could... make love again?"
The nephilim put an arm around his man, giving him a loud kiss on the cheek. "Ohhhh, Percy! Sassy prince of my heart, as much as Iโ€™d love to stay here and ride you till dawn, my dad didnโ€™t raise a quitter. Go and get ready or we will be late!"
Percy: "I hate you!"
Luke: "Youuuu loooooovvvvvveeeee me ๐Ÿ˜"
Percy: "Well, at least my dad won't be there tonight."
Luke let go of a guilty whistle, removing his arm from Percy's shoulders. "I wouldn't be so sure of it".
A chilling shiver ran down the poor demigod's back. "Fuck! We're doomed ๐Ÿฅฒ".
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(This is getting out of hand, @darkcrowprincess ๐Ÿ˜…)
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shannara810 ยท 3 months
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"Set me free from this Fate that I chose,
This darkness tainting a heart that was once of gold,
Numb, so numb to the curse's ascent
Forgive what I've done, this was not my intent".
Re-watching the forest scene, I keep hearing Decretum from Madoka Magica in my mind. Sayaka's theme and story... that's so Luke ๐Ÿฅน
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Paul: "So..."
Sally: "So..."
Paul: "We are meeting the other parents".
Sally: "We are".
Paul: "This Luke's parents".
Sally: "Exactly".
Paul: "Whose real name is Lucifer".
Sally: "And has a father named Michael".
Paul: "Michael". *pause* "Did you know? That Percy was dating this boy? I thought he took a gap year to recover from everything and travel".
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Sally: "Are you unconfortable because Percy is dating a guy now?"
Paul: "NO! You know I don't care about this, Sally. Love is love: I'm no one to judge who a person chooses to love, but is Percy okay? I mean, I know the boy has gone through a lot in his life! Only demigods, Olympians, monsters: there are all so... ugh, incredible! And our boy could have anyone he wanted! So why a Bible boy? Is... is this a late rebellious phase?"
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Sally: "It's not a phase. He likes the boy, the boy likes him and they're happy".
Paul: "I'm glad. Percy's happiness is important. But Annabeth? What happened to Annabeth? We liked Annabeth!"
Sally: "They were not happy anymore".
Paul: "Okay, okay... and are we sure this Lucifer is not a Bible Boy?"
Sally: "Would it make you feel better if I say that Luke's father Michael is THAT Michael? The Archangel Michael?"
Paul: "TRULY?!"
Sally: "Truly".
Paul: "Wow!" *silence* "Is it allowed? Different religions and all that...
Sally: "I don't know and I don't think they care".
Paul: "An Archangel... wait, so his uncle is THE DEVIL?! Sally, SALLY!!!"
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@darkcrowprincess (wrote this tiny little thing, while I'm trying to recover my precious lost draft ๐Ÿ˜ญ).
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Lukercy and their babies:
Percy: ok you guys have hold hands now ok?
Lulu: ok papa*๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ‘ผ*
Luke holding Nemos hand who keeps jumping in puddles
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Luke: "Never been happier you're waterproof, Perce. And that the kids take after you ๐Ÿ˜."
Percy: "Don't I know this ๐Ÿ˜."
Nemo: "Ohhhh, Tata look! What's that?"
The kid let go of his fatherโ€™s hand and bent down to observe something in a puddle of water nearby. A strange long black string moved slowly in wide circles. Suddenly it stopped: it rose on his willowy body to observe the young boy with its smart yellow eyes.
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Nemo: "Hi! My name's Nemo Jackson-Milligan. What's yours?"
...
Nemo: "Really? I didn't know they existed! And they left you here? Baaaaadddddd!"
...
Nemo: "Do you want to come home with me? I'm sure Tata can smite them for you! He can make monsters too, you know?"
...
Nemo: "Okay ๐Ÿ˜".
The long black string - close up, it looked more like a water snake - began to crawl towards Nemo, rolling up on the offered arm until it settled placid on the childโ€™s shoulders.
Nemo: "Tata, Papร s!!! I made a friend!!! Can he live with us?"
Percy: "The fu... dge!!! ๐Ÿ˜ณ"
Luke: "Sure!"
Percy: "LUKE!!!"
Nemo: "His mama left him here, because he didn't want to kill some dude named Thoro? And he has been alone ever since! His name is Jur... Jor... I'm going to name him Juju ๐Ÿ˜."
Percy: "Why do I feel like this is gonna bite us in the ass?" *facepalm* "You can't take home every animal you find, baby. They can be dangerous."
Luke: "It's a water snake, Percy. They're harmless ๐Ÿคท. And every kid needs a pet sooner or later."
Percy: "Mmm. Never heard of Lord Voldemort, right Luke? ๐Ÿ˜‘"
Lee: "Juju looks a lot like the giant snake from Uncle Raphi's book ๐Ÿค”."
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Percy: "Which giant snake, Lulu?"
Lee: "The one who hugs the world! ๐Ÿ˜"
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Percy: "WHAT?!"
Luke: "Jormungandr?"
Lee: "Yes!"
Luke: "Uhhh ๐Ÿ˜ถ".
Nemo: "You're sooooo smart, Tata! You can say Juju's whole name!"
Percy: "Did our son just find a fucking monster snake?!"
Luke: "Uhhh ๐Ÿ˜ถ."
Juju: "Greetingsssssss Lord Darknesssss and lady wife ๐Ÿ".
Percy: "I. AM. A. MAN!"
Luke: "That's not what you said last night, babe ๐Ÿ˜. Greetings, mighty Jormungandr. I hope you understand how our hospitality is not for free. Should something happen to one of my boys, I won't hesitate to destroy you ๐Ÿ˜ ."
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Juju: "I will keep thisssss in mind, Lord Darknesssss. I've heard frightening and amazzzzzing thingssss about you and your nesssssst of young beassssstssss ๐Ÿ".
Luke: "Oh! You hear that, Perce? We have a street creed now ๐Ÿ˜."
Nemo&Lee: "Can we keep him, Papร s pleaseeeeeee? ๐Ÿฅบ"
Juju: "Yesssss, pleassssseeee ๐Ÿ."
Percy: "Luke, we donโ€™t even know what a giant snake eats!"
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Luke: "He can eat all those pests your uncle Zeus sends us every week ๐Ÿ˜‰."
Percy: "Three against one is unfair ๐Ÿ˜‘. Okay he can stay, but I won't clean his mess! Do you understand me, boys? ๐Ÿ˜‘".
Nemo&Lee: "Yeah!!! ๐ŸŽ‰"
Juju: "I will earn your ressssspect, Lady Percy ๐Ÿ".
Percy: "I AM A MAN!!!"
And again this drabble got out of hand, @darkcrowprincess ๐Ÿ˜…
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In you au what would Percy have to do to get in trouble with Luke? Put himself in danger? Do something reckless? Would he have ways of calming Luke down like Luke does with the cute baby trick?
Mmm ๐Ÿค” nice question to ponder on, @darkcrowprincess. Had to think about this a little and yesterday I wasn't in the best shape to do so, I'm sorry ๐Ÿฅฒ.
However today I feel better and my brain has been of help, so I could put together a few things.
I must say I quite like the headcanon I put together. I have been building my characters all along without realizing it ๐Ÿคฃ. Shame, shame on me!
About rage
Nothing triggers Luke Milligan more than the random use of the word "family".
Itโ€™s a strange thing. If you ask him, I'm sure even Luke wouldn't be able to answer if this trigger of his is due to the memories he now has of his past life or if the reason lies in the self-righteousness with which his dadโ€™s brothers have always flaunted their "we are family" speech to stab you in the back. However to hear someone say "I'm doing this for your sake because weโ€™re family" pisses Luke off like nothing else in the world.
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Growing up, his Dad taught him how the best way to make anything work is by talking about it. Father, instead, showed Luke how duty has nothing to do with guilt.
Mindful of Chuckโ€™s yoke, Michael was always quite adamant about what Luke could and couldn't do. The archangel taught him how sometimes his actions would be dictated by necessity, other times because they were the right thing to do. However nothing- NOTHING! - will ever give Luke the right to decide for someone else 'cos "Iโ€™m your family, so I know whatโ€™s best for you". Michael was always pretty clear about this.
His human family is the best example of why you can't decide for someone else, even for a member of your own family. The first time Luke's dad died, it was because John Winchester "had known" what was better for Adam and had left him in the dark about the supernatural. Meanwhile an endless trail of people had to sacrifice their lives for the Winchesters' sick idea of family. (Not that his angelic family was much better, mind you).
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So do you want to make an enemy out of Luke Milligan? Try to decide for him or to do something behind his back using the word "family" as your excuse. And Percy learned this in the hard way.
Is Percy reckless? Does he put himself in danger? No problem! Luke will be there by his side.
As a hothead himself, it would be hypocritical of Luke to ask Percy to be in any other way. And trouble is always funnier when shared ๐Ÿ˜.
Said so if youโ€™ve the bad luck to stumble upon the wrath of Luke Milligan, the only way you have to calm him down is to say sorry and tell him the truth. He is like a Hellhound in his rage: nothing can stop him till the enemy is destroyed. This is his Achilles' heel.
As Adam always said, it's a long way to go to solve his son's wrath issues. At least the daddy ones are not a problem anymore.
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Luke holding baby Nemo: whos my little terror! You are yes you are!
Luke holding baby Nemo close to his face: Its like a cute adorable mirror!
Percy: "Whatโ€™s the matter with you Milligans? You all look the same."
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Luke: "Nemo's curly hair are yours, though."
Percy: "Lucky me. But tall, blonde, icy blue eyes: between you, your dad and our son... you look so alike that people think you're clones! It's a tad creepy, you know."
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Luke: "Because Dad is Humanity's finest specimen. Of course we want to look like him ๐Ÿง."
Percy: "Creeeeeppppppyyyyyyy ๐Ÿ˜’."
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Meanwhile...
Adam: "Atchรบ!"
Michael: "Are you unwell, Adam?"
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Adam: "No, Halo. I think someone is talking about me ๐Ÿค”."
Michael: "Foolish human hogwash ๐Ÿ˜‘."
Adam: "So?"
Michael: "I don't understand".
Adam: "Is someone talking about me?"
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Michael: "I have no plans to foster such nonsense ๐Ÿ˜‘"
Adam: "๐Ÿคจ"
Michael: "..."
Adam: "๐Ÿคจ"
Michael: "Once again our son has remarked the supremacy of our line over that ridiculous half-breed".
Adam: "Good boy ๐Ÿ˜. But don't call Percy a half-breed!"
@darkcrowprincess I didn't forget about this, I swear ๐Ÿ˜…
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Random Lukercy thought I had:
Luke and Percy on vacation without the kids
Luke: I want you sexy and tan on a beach drinking mimosas with me. Child free for three full days.
Percy blushing: That sounds nice. And not very realistic. Honestly who can you trust to watch our devil children for three days without it decending into chaos?
I think Nico and Will were scarred for life after Nemo tried to take over Nico's Coco Pops ๐Ÿ˜…. And Gabriel is banned from babysitting ever again.
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LUKERCY HEADCANON
Why should you use words after a fight, when you can use socks?
Or Luke&Percy and their huge collection of socks with special meaning ๐Ÿ˜. @darkcrowprincess It's crazy anche I love it!
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"I'm royally pissed at you, Luke" socks
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"I need some love, Perce" socks
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"I'm having a bad day, babe" socks
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"I'm so angry I want to kill someone, Perce" socks
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"We need some alone time" socks (never let Sally see this ones, babe please ๐Ÿคฃ)
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"I love you. You're my sock-mate" socks
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shannara810 ยท 2 months
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With a swerve, my eyes avert
My mouth somehow forgets to work
So I stare until you shout
Wondering why you can't figure me out
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With a change, I call the names
I'm spitting out words, hoping it works
Still I stare while they all shout
Why can't I even figure it out?
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The time I'm wasting
Can't say where I've been
Catching my same old way
Slowly spin beneath the day
Your time I'm wasting
Can't say where we've been
Cause it seems to me that
Nothing's what it's ever meant to be
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With my fate, my thoughts erase
My head's a blur, the picture fades
My eyes, they keep on shutting down
I can't see why you won't figure me out
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The time I'm wasting
Can't say where I've been
Catching my same old way
Slowly spin beneath the day
Your time I'm wasting
Can't say where we've been
Cause it seems to me that
Nothing's what it's ever meant to be
Why can't you figure me out?
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With a twist
My mind has missed
You said
That I forget
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The time I'm wasting
Can't say where I've been
Catching my same old way
Slowly spin beneath the day
Your time I'm wasting
Can't say where we've been
Cause it seems to me that
Nothing's what it's ever meant to be
Your time I'm wasting
Can't say where we've been
Cause it seems to me that
No oneโ€™s ever who theyโ€™re meant to be
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shannara810 ยท 1 month
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Luke who got in trouble with Percy is holding baby Luka(show luke) in front of him as a cuteness shield against his husband's rage.
Percy: You are so in trouble!
Luke holding baby Luka whos laughing and smiling with his dads dark curls: Look at how cute our baby is, please dont kill me. Do you want to make our child an orphan?
Luka: Da da *giggles*
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Luke: "Now, Lulu. Tata needs you to be the cutest baby ever, 'cos Papร s is angry with Tata and Tata wants to sleep in his bed tonight. Can you distract Papร s for Tata, pretty please?"
Lee: "Daaaa daaaa buuuu".
Luke: "Exactly ๐Ÿฅบ. If Papร s is angry with Tata, Tata will get a lot of buuu buuu".
Lee pats Luke on the head. "Da daas, Lu!"
Luke: "Love you too, son. You're the best!"
Lee: ๐Ÿ˜Š
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