nothing like sitting in a zoom meeting doing LITERALLY fuck-all while my boss tries to figure out how to use this program she's had to use for YEARS

if you want to fuck johnny the homicidal maniac you should get hit by a car and break all of your bones in all honesty. why do i see people unironically writing jthm porn on my fyp. worst taste ever bro. get the fuck outta here get this ugly shit off of my big red eyeballs mane

there's a pipebomb in your mailbox

THIS IS HUMANITIES 11TH HOUR I THINK KIAN WAS RIGHT. THERE WAS SO MUCH HE COULD HAVE DONE BETTER BUT HE DID IT FOR GREAT REASON. THEIR RELATIONSHIP MAKES ME SO EMOTIONAL. EVEN THE ECHO OF SOMEONE IS IN LOVE WITH YOU, AND THE ECHO OF YOU LOVES THEM TOO. they COPIED A HUMAN DOWN TO THEIR BASIC CIRCUTRY AS A SURVIVAL INSTINCT AND THE VERY WIRES STILL LOVE YOU. ITS THE ATMOSPHERE. ITS THE DISCORDANT AND SAD YET YEARNING CORDS IN THE AIR AS THE SKY REDDENS. ITS A WISH FOR SOMETHING MORE, PRESSING AGAINST INEVITABLE GLASS, CLEARLY NO HOPE OF CONTINUING OR BLOSSOMING. A PAINTING OF A MEMORY THEY WANT TO BE MAKING WITH NO CONCLUSION.

semi-vent/semi-headcanon but making specifically a police officer the narrator (lockstock) was kind of crazy and perfect because like. they have the ego to be narrators. does that even make sense? you could argue that it's because he's in the middle between the rich and the poor because he's part of the law, but that's not true because cops are intrinsically harmful and biased. in a way, lockstock is an unreliable narrator. he's still violent to the poor when he's not narrating. he still kills bobby. from a story-telling point of view, this doesnt matter because to the audience he's more of a narrator than he is a cop, but from the point of view of the poor people, officer lockstock kills one of their own. i feel like there's a joke there that lockstock doesn't actually protect the city because he's too busy narrating, and when he does, he's just as violent as barrel.

I keep seeing things where people are like "it was so nice to see Colin's satisfied little smirk fall when he realized she wasn't going to fall over herself for him anymore" because they seem to think he really only sees Penelope as an ego boost, but like...my guy just found out he hurt one of his best friends feelings? And thats why shes been ignoring him for months? Hes not upset because his ego isn't getting stroked, he's upset because he hurt someone he cares about. Why is it so hard for y'all to grasp

boss content just keeps on giving 👁️🫦👁️

"Rodimus is a better Prime because it didn't hurt for him to bond with the Matrix while for Optimus it did" headcanon/theory my beloathed.

One day I'm literally gonna snap and make a whole post addressing why what's wrong bc I'm tired of the inaccuracy and tired of ppl not understanding the Point TM of IDW and its version of the Matrix/Primacy and even more tired of people putting down Optimus in favor of Rodimus by essentially arguing that being unworthy means you deserve to be punished/put in pain bc you just weren't good enough to hold the Symbol of Ultimate Authority

I have an intimate truth to share: I think Sunday would be a very cute name for a shoni baby who lives on a farm with her two moms. Sunday Shalifoe??? They could call her Sunny!! C’mon it writes itself!! And if she looked just like Shelby?? The material is there!! 😭😭😭

duuuude in that scene where Sonya sends Adam to talk to Robert, somehow I never noticed (or maybe it just didn't happen to me before? idk how random is this game actually) that in the reception room there's Jarod's hat, and there are cigarettes under one of the doors near Sonya's. So like, Jarod is 100% there. My bestie told me that she's heard you can see him standing in the door while you're supposed to take pictures of the Brigade, and today I saw him!!!! He was like 🧍 there. He's so pathetic and silly. But okay the best thing is, after all that Adam crap, you can listen to what happens in the other rooms, and I always check every door to see if there's anything new or whatever, and. I swear it never happened to me before. But that's. Well. Uh. When you go stand under Jarod's door. After a few seconds there.

Like??????????? "I can hear you breathing."????? How am I supposed to believe he wasn't meant to be. Y'know. That's some freak shit honestly. I love this game

APPARENTLY I MISSED THE NEW KNOCKED LOOSE ALBUM DROP??

you guys have nooooo idea how crazy this moving period has been november was CRAZYYYYY literally all three of us are going insane from all the shit going on ever since we found the new place

Not some random freaking anime turboweebvirgins who admit they "still listen to Kanye" accusing Kesha of faking her abuse allegations and Questioning Her Moral Purity TM on her goddamn fucking Vivziepop Character that she voices' only good gifset.. 🤢💀

I THOUGHT the lighter course load would save me this semester but IT DIDNTTTTT it’s like my brain couldn’t just hold out for one last semester of school. it short circuited literally the second school started back up. Bro come back I need u. Like I was so creative and productive over the break so I know my brain isn’t TOTAL mush. right. BLEASE im scared

whenever side order drops this coming spring please be warned i will probably be posting abt it incessantly

nothing crazy about changing around ur muses their jobs and backstories if it gives u more inspo right... right...