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leggerefiore · 4 days
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cw: short, fluff, pla Ingo
pairing: Ingo/Reader
Ingo sighed as he laid his bounty in the basin of the small home. You were still out on a survey, as he had checked with your captain to be certain. His pack had made her cock a brow up, yet his explanation soothed whatever worries may have she held. Instead, he politely excused himself and headed to your home at once. There, he slipped off his shoes in the entryway and headed for the small front room, which brought him back to the present. His coat and cap were laid out while his heavy tunic was slipped off. The left him in just his undershirt and slacks.
You had clearly mentioned being sick of potato mochi as of late. He understood. Eating the same thing over and over again could grow boring, and variety truly was the spice of life. That was something he almost definitely recalled, even before meeting you. Something inside of him did not mind the soups and stews often served by the Pearl Clan, but having the same one so many days in a row had been truly maddening. Even if he understood it was due to the difficulty of agriculture in the icelands, he had needed a change. That was why a certain skill apparently came back to him so easily.
He began to wash off the foraged items he brought from his wanderings in the highlands. Irida had commented on his talents with cooking as it almost was as notable as his abilities with pokemon. A comment that he must have been a servant before he ended up here made him feel oddly flustered. That did not seem correct with his more recent memories, however.
Noodles that he had bought from Beni were placed to the side while water was set over your built-in stove to coke to a boil. A knife was taken from your set as he back to chop the ingredients. Ingredients were separated out by how they would be added to the pot. Mushrooms came first, hoping to make the broth that he deaired. A bit of seasonings for flavour that Beni had offered was dumped in, too, but he wondered if it would have the effect needed. When that seemed to have become mixed together in the boil, the noodles were added. Then, after they had become glossy and absorbed the broth, the vegetables previously gathered were also dumped in. The room smelled pleasantly. Ingo sat down and wiped his brow. Even he felt a bit hungry now.
By the time you had arrived home, the dish was ready. You gasped when you were greeted at the door by the Warden. He had leaned down to press a sweet kiss to your lips and help get you ready to relax. Sitting you down near the fire, he filled a bowl to serve you. The hot porcelain almost scorched your hands, but your stomach growled. Beginning to eat, you felt your taste buds alight with flavour. His cooking was wonderful, as it always had been. Your praise spoken to him only made him fluster and look away.
“I am happy to hear that, dearest,” Ingo spoke as you continued to eat, “Irida had said that I must have been a servant from my skills here alone.” You stopped eating mid-mouthful and blinked at him.
“I mean… Kind of? At least in the station,” you nodded, “Well, no, you were in charge there. I guess at home you were.” He had always loved to slip on an apron and surprise you with a meal back in Unova. Then, on his off days, he tended to go crazy over chores. The fact that it continued here in Hisui made you feel a lot better about this entire situation. He was still the same Ingo somewhere inside, after all.
“… I was your servant?” he tilted his head in a familiar manner.
“No, we were together. You just liked to do things constantly, so…” You sighed, “You weren't anyone's servant, no.”
His hand unexpectedly grasped yours as he grew closer. Those flustered cheeks of his haunted your mind. Lips were against your own for a moment before he pulled away.
“I don't think I would mind being your servant,” he mumbled out, “… Won't you let me serve you tonight?”
You were not about to deny such a simple request from the man.
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carlyraejcpsen · 3 years
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#21 + kyalin if you're taking prompts?
omg totally !!
21. thank you for caring about me
Kya was exhausted. The city was still feeling the effects of the havoc that Kuvira had wrought and days at the evacuee camps were endlessly long and arduous. Despite having worked as a healer for the majority of her life, even in the most impoverished regions of the Earth Kingdom, she still never quite got used to the ache in her chest that came with seeing people suffering.
The apartment she shared with Lin wasn’t far from where she had been working and, although her entire body ached with fatigue, she decided that the walk would help to clear her head. It was reassuring, to walk through the streets she had grown up in and see that, despite the hardships they were facing, people were stubbornly going about their days. People still brushed past her in a rush to reach their destination, the sound of children’s laughter still rang out from the nearby park, and the various smells from nearby restaurants still permeated the air. The city was surviving and Kya was proud to be a part of its healing process.
Stepping through the front door, she was surprised to see her wife’s keys already in the bowl by the door. It was rare that the police chief ever arrived home before she did, especially in the past few days when she had been stuck at the station until Kya was already drifting to sleep. The waterbender felt some of the tension she had been carrying dissipate just at the thought of spending the evening with Lin. As she moved deeper into the apartment, she found the metalbender stepping around the kitchen, a fragrant smelling soup bubbling away on the stovetop as she reached into the cupboard for a pack of noodles. Kya thought she might cry with happiness just looking at her, but she kept moving; she came up behind her to wrap her arms around Lin’s waist, eliciting a yelp from the shorter woman.
“Agh! I didn’t hear you come in.” Lin immediately relaxed into Kya’s embrace and the waterbender pressed a gentle kiss against the exposed skin of her shoulder as an apology. Secretly however, her heart warmed at the fact that Lin felt safe enough in their home not to be constantly on guard, allowing her the rare opportunity to sneak up on her.
“Sorry. I didn’t expect to see you home so early?”
Lin hummed, reaching forwards to add the noodles into the pot. Kya simply moved with her, not willing to let go yet. “I think they’ll survive one evening without me, for once. It does mean I had to bring some paperwork back with me, so I’m not entirely free,” She paused, suddenly shy, “but I wanted to spend more time at home.”
Kya responded by turning her wife around in her arms and leaning down to capture her lips soundly. She smiled against Lin’s mouth as she felt the metalbender’s hands come up to rest against her cheeks, tilting her head to deepen the kiss slightly before she pulled back, “Spirits, I’ve missed you.”
Lin nodded against her forehead, closing her eyes to savour the feeling of holding her wife close again after what felt like far too long. A week of missed opportunities, of only really seeing each other when they curled up in bed to sleep and not being able to really talk, had been almost intolerable. She only pulled away, reluctantly, when the pot behind her started to bubble over. Kya let her go and opened the cupboard to retrieve bowls, but Lin swatted at her,
“Go, sit down. I’ll bring it over.” Too tired to argue, Kya did as she was told and turned to sit cross-legged on the couch. Usually she hated eating anywhere other than at the table, so Lin quirked an eyebrow at her when she followed shortly after with two bowls,
“Long day?”
Kya sighed deeply as she nodded her head in agreement, her headache worsening as she furrowed her brow. Lin leaned over to press a kiss to the crease between her brows as she pressed a bowl into her hands and Kya almost melted at the gesture.
“Yeah. It just feels never-ending sometimes, you know?” Lin hummed in understanding; she certainly did know what Kya meant. “The camps are still awful, but at least we’re starting to see some improvements. How about you?”
The waterbender took a huge bite of noodles and practically moaned in contentment. Lin’s cooking always reminded her of the woman herself; hearty, rich in flavour and unfailingly comforting. Lin smirked at her over her chopsticks and Kya tossed her a wink.
“The triads aren’t showing any signs of slowing down this idiotic turf war, that’s what’s been keeping me at work so late. Mako’s working on a couple of promising leads though.”
They lapsed into light conversation as they ate, not needing to say much else. After both dealing with such chaos at work, they were grateful just to sit down and enjoy each other’s company for the first time in far too many days. Once their bowls were empty, Lin swiped Kya’s before she could even protest and stood up to clear everything away. The healer questioned her when she returned, but Lin only shrugged and sat back down on the couch with a huff. Not wanting to push her any further, Kya chose to say nothing else and instead shifted so that she was sitting against her wife’s side, smiling as Lin wrapped her arm around her shoulders. Her exhaustion was still a burden, but the reassuring presence of her wife at her side made it so much easier to deal with.
When Kya had first moved back to the city to be with Lin, she had been constantly on edge waiting for the urge to run to take over again and ruin everything. But it never came. She had never expected to be someone who would happily settle down, coming home to the same place and the same person every day, but here she was; she had made a home at Lin’s side and she had never felt safer or more at peace.
“Thank you,” she muttered, twisting so that she could look her wife in the eyes.
Lin cocked her head, “For what?”
“For caring about me.” Lin looked surprised, so Kya clarified, “I’ve never had anyone care about me like you do.”
Kya could count on one hand the amount of time she’d seen Lin’s eyes get as soft as they did then. She never had her guard up when they were alone together anymore, but it was still rare for her emotions to show so clearly on her face. It made the healer lean up and kiss her softly before she could even start to speak.
“You don’t have to thank me for that,” Lin said when they separated, her voice barely above a whisper as she rubbed her nose against Kya’s affectionately, “I couldn’t help it if I tried.”
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sapiowoman28 · 3 years
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Try (Chapter 7) : not waiting another second
Pairing: mark x female leader x Johnny
Genre: smut fluff undercover Au
Warning: mentions of trauma, mark and y/n get it on
They were both craving for ramen. They walked to a nearby convenience store and got some cup noodles, adjourning to the park on the opposite side of the small street.
They slurped on their noodles quickly, there was something comforting about convenience store bought ramen. The saltiness. The artificial chicken flavour. The warmness of the soup warming the body.
As Mark gathered their empty cups and chopsticks into a plastic bag and got up to go to the bin Y/N said, “Let’s talk.”
He nodded, quickly going to the bin and coming back.
“Let’s talk,” he said.
Silence.
She grabbed his hand. He squeezed hers. Neither of them looking at each other.
Silence. Again.
“When I was 19 I had an abusive boyfriend” she finally spoke.
“I’m sorry...” he started. She grabbed his face and looked at him. He could see now her eyes were teary. He took hold of both her hands, rubbing them gently.
“I’m sorry I didn’t tell you Mark. He used to be so rough, all the time. I hated everything he did and if you knew I know you wouldn’t have held the back of my head.”
“I’m sorry Y/N... i was too rough.... I wish you told me to stop.... use the safe word..”
“There was so much swirling in my head. I wanted to please you but I was getting angrier remembering how cruel he was. And everything happened so fast. When you came and I was cleaning my lips I suddenly felt all this anger.... and I said what I said.”
“I was shocked by how sudden it was Y/N.”
Mark admitted. “I felt shut out.”
He let go of her hand as she broke into tears, taking her into his arms instead, holding her tightly, letting her sob into his chest until she calmed down.
She looked up. “Tell me how you felt. From your perspective.”
“For two weeks I was angry, it was the longest two weeks of my life. I felt so rejected. Made a joke of. Used.” He whispered. He still felt the pain. But he no longer resented her now he knew why she did what she did.
“I’m so sorry...” she bit her lips. “I’ll never make you feel that way again. Promise!”
Mark smiled nodding. “And I’ll never ignore for that long again. And if you let me, I’ll be gentle with you.”
He touched her cheek.
“Mark?”
“Yeah?”
“Kiss me.”
Their lips crashed into each other as Y/N climbed onto his lap.
“Fuck Y/N, I have not stopped thinking about your lips.” Mark gasped, moving his hand under her blouse, squeezing her breasts.
“Damn it Mark, why do you have to be so hot?” She whispered.
“Dude, we need to get out of here. Come to the unit house with me. Better than out here. It’s the weekend. Nobody’s gonna be there.”
“Johnny’s on night shift come to my place. The unit house kills any human beings’ libido.”
Mark frowned.
“What?” Y/n asked.
“I don’t really wanna go back there.”
She sighed. But she understood.
“Let’s go to the dorm then.”
They wasted no time stripping the moment they entered Mark’s room. Mark, Taeyong, Doyoung and Y/N had their own rooms while Lucas and Kun shared one. On weekends the unit house was typically empty as everyone went back to see family.
“You sure about this?” Mark asked as they toppled into bed.
“26 months Mark. I’m not waiting another second.”
He climbed onto her, wasting no time as he took her nipple into his mouth, sucking it, twirling it. She mewed.
“I want to make you come so bad,” he hissed as he left a trail of kisses down her tummy to her thighs. She stiffened, grabbing his arm.
“Don’t.” She whispered. “Don’t lick me there. I don’t like it.”
“Anything you say B.” He came back up, kissing her again. She giggled.
“What did you call me?”
“B. Short for baby.”
“Oh come on, you’re the baby.”
“I wasn’t the one crying in the park!”
“Mark Lee! That’s below the belt! I hate you!”
“You know what else is below the belt?”
“What?”
“My fingers.” He said, as he gently rubbed her clit. She gasp.
“Hate me now, B?” He teased.
“Yes!” She hissed as he moved his fingers faster against her clit. She gripped his arms, moaning out loud.
“You’re so cute when you moan,” he said as he pushed 2 fingers into her wet core, moving them in an out. He curled his fingers and started to rub his finger against the sponginess of her g-spot.
“Oh my gad you’re really putting your slut skills to good use.” She moaned.
“Did you just call me slut?” Mark asked incredulously. “I could withdraw my fingers.”
“No! Fine I’ll stop teasing just keep going.”
He continued teasing her as she wrapped her hand around his cock, moving it up and down. Mark moaned. He badly wanted to enter her but he wanted to make her come first.
“Y/n,” he whined as he fucked her hand. Her pussy was getting wetter and wetter.
“Mark, I’m close,”
“Come for me b”
“Oh fuck Mark. Shit.” She cursed, stiffening before letting out a scream, coming hard. That was enough to push him over the edge, all while whining her name.
Mark grabbed some wet wipes to clean them both up first. He was sure they would have a 2nd round. But now was break time. Y/n was in a giggly mood as he wiped her down.
“We must have a 2nd round. You haven’t fucked me yet.” She said.
He climbed back into bed, turning to look at her face to face. She stroked his cheek.
“You’re gorgeous.” She cooed.
He giggled. “I know.”
She rolled her eyes.
They looked silently at each other.
“Why me?” She asked.
“You’re just.... unique. I can’t describe it. The first time we talked, I just felt connected to you.”
“What talk? You were a babbling mess the first few times we talked. You even walked into a glass door. Kun was so shaken cos he thought you were hurt and we’d have to cancel on Yuta.”
“Dude you were flirting with me.” Mark protested.
“Hey YOU were the one flirting.”
His phone beeped.
“It’s 5am. People are still awake?” Mark asked.
“Probably one of the guys from the party sending drunk texts to the group chat.” She giggled.
A ding. “That’s my phone.” She got up to pick up their phones, passing Mark his.
“You too Y/n!” she looked up puzzled reading the text. “What does Kun mean?” She asked seeing Mark’s face change as he read his message out loud.
“Shut up Mark! Lucas and I are trying to sleep!”
“Omg Mark! The boys heard everything!”
Mark burst out laughing. She rolled her eyes.
Someone thumped on the wall.
“Shut up!” They heard Lucas yell.
“Sorry bro!” Mark yelled back.
“You two have no morals!” Kun yelled.
“Hey aren’t you trying to sleep?” Y/n yelled. Mark tried to stifle his laughter.
“not with all that noise!” Lucas boomed.
“Lucas if you don’t stop bitching I’ll ask Tae to put you on a project with Doyoung!” Mark teased.
“Hey! Come on man!”
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missguomeiyun · 3 years
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❆ SEATTLE (ep3): dinner @ Noi
Our 1st meal in Seattle~
Noi Thai Cuisine, located at: 1303 1st Ave.
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The interior was VERY dark! We quickly realized that Noi was more like a pub/lounge type of place. They are family-friendly; however, the atmosphere screamed date night or catch-up sesh with friends type of place.
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Got a table by the window, facing The Harbour Steps.
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Loved these lights!
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Let’s take a look at the dinner menu (we happened to just miss the happy hr menu).
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oooooOOh interesting.
I know the menu text is too small for you to actually read, but I still included them here so you can get a sense of how ‘fancy’ they are haha the pictures are all coloured & the menu paper is nice & glossy.
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They have a very good description of what each dish is underneath the name of the dish.
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Honestly, the menu was more like a food magazine than a menu :P
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Look at that curry photo
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Menu continues. ..
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If you can’t tell by now, they are a fusion Thai restaurant.
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*me thinking: “where is the pad thai?” *
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Ahh. .. finally entering the noodle/rice section.
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This is probably the section that was most familiar to me.
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Noi also offers a number of vegetarian dishes.
We ordered our food & it came out pretty fast, despite the place being very busy!
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The appetizer sampler~ Not gonna lie, DL & I were both intrigued by the ‘egg shell presentation’ lol but we also wanted to try other appetizers so the sampler was the best option. Let’s take a look at each part individually.
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A. Crab wontons. Super crispy & filled with *real* crab meat (& cream cheese). The filling was creamy but had thin bits of crab meat.
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B. Thai-style shrimp cakes. I’m a loyal fish cake girl so this shrimp cake . .. I was quite indifferent abut it. I was imagining something like the shrimp-stuffed bell peppers or eggplants that you could get at dimsum, where the shrimp is bouncy. But this fell short of that- there was a mushiness to it bcos the shrimp paste was made into some sort of paste/batter, rather than a primarily-shrimp paste. Does that make sense? Anyway, I though it’d be pure shrimp but it wasn’t, & I felt a little cheated.
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C. Crispy taro rolls. This was better than expected. I thought it only had taro inside but it had some shrimp or prawn mixed in it as well!
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D. Cock-A-Doodle-Doo. (Negligible) hint of spiciness from the tom yum bisque with deep fried prawn (bits) & tobiko. Sooooo sooo creamy mixed with crunchy & ‘popping’ textures. This was very satisfying from a textural perspective.
Of the 4 items, my order of preference: C > D > A > B.
Honestly opinion about the 4 items in general. .. I didn’t really get much “Thai” flavour in any of the 4 items :S I feel like these things could be ordered from any western restaurant, especially with more & more western pub/lounge places offering Asian-inspired appetizers/flavours. Wonderful presentation but altogether, not bad, but not great. I would recommend getting the Cock-A-Doodle-Doo on its own if you were to come here. It is different & I think it’s worth a try!
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Original Tom Kah Gai. “This soup feature chicken, straw mushroom caps, lemongrass, spring onions, cilantro and enticing taste of galangal roots infused with coconut milk.” (copied directly from website)
From our personal Thai cuisine experiences, we have not seen/heard of this milky soup, so we decided to try it. The appearance looked so creamy & harmless, but this soup actually had quite a sharp flavour to it! Nevermind the ingredients used (nothing spectacular about it) but the soup was like WOWWW! Very citrus-y & strong lemongrass flavour will hit you first, & then it fades, & that’s when the subtle coconut flavour comes out. I really liked it!
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Clay Pot Crab with Glass Noodles. (they say glass noodles but it’s the thin clear vermicelli noodles that you often find in spring rolls, aka cellophane noodles, not the stuff you use for japchae)
“A century old Thai favorite dish includes a combination of spiced crab, bacon, ginger, cilantro, white pepper on top of stir-fried glass noodle with our delicious homemade sauce.” The sauce was too zesty-spicy for me, so I actually didn’t eat the noodles with the sauce, but others might like it. I wasn’t a big fan of this dish; flavour was good (but did not scream “Thai” to me.. . honestly, it was just like a stir-fry that one could make at home using soy sauce + fish sauce), & abundant crab meat (more than I had expected!)... the biggest concern was the noodles =/ it was stiff! You know when you cook noodles sometimes & then it cools .. . & then it becomes dry & takes the form of the bowl? Well, this was like that. The noodles weren’t loose; it was stuck together. You literally needed to CUT a section out bcos using fork/chopsticks to take some was nearly impossible (you’d be taking out all the noodles with you). I was disappointed by this.. .
So yeah. .. ummm .. lol not the best 1st meal. However, the soup was very delicious & enjoyable!
Fun fact: they are a popular stopover spot for Thai Airways crew!
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I shall be a dick cause I love you 😜💕 1 - 150
1. Who was the last person you held hands with?
AJ: Raph
2. Are you outgoing or shy?
AJ: Outgoing
3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?
AJ: Raph, duh he’s everything.
4. Are you easy to get along with?
AJ: Nah, not really haha
5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?
AJ: Obviously he would
6. What kind of people are you attracted to?
AJ: Tough but caring, smart, funny, can pick me up when I’m down.
7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?
AJ: Without a doubt *holds up hand with wedding ring on it* 
8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?
AJ: Raven….I wanna save her…
9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?
AJ:…HAHAHAHAHA!!!! no
10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?
AJ:…Raph.
11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?
AJ:….Uuum….it’s just an ass pic I sent Raph before he ran into our room and fucked me senseless
12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?
AJ: Don’t have a 5 fave songs tbh
13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?
AJ:…I…is my spikes hair….? cause no one touches them 
14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?
AJ: Yep
15. What good thing happened this summer?
AJ: Since this is 2020 and Summer hasn’t happened yet I’m gonna say last year’s summer was good. Lots happened though
16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
AJ: That’s my husband so yes17. Do you think there is life on other planets?
AJ; Yes, I have an Alien son18. Do you still talk to your first crush?
AJ: Brock? Eh not since a huge fight me and Raph got into
19. Do you like bubble baths?
AJ: Never tried them I don’t think
20. Do you like your neighbors?
AJ: Me and, Raph live away from people so
21. What are you bad habits?
AJ: God….um…shit I know I have a lot but I’m struggling to figure it out22. Where would you like to travel?
AJ: I like travelling so yeah23. Do you have trust issues?
AJ; Not really just depends24. Favorite part of your daily routine?
AJ: Breakfast with Raph, it’s fun talking.25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?
AJ:….my…scars…26. What do you do when you wake up?
AJ: Depends its usually Afternoon or some times morning27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?
AJ: I’m monochrome, I’d like different scale colours
28. Who are you most comfortable around?
AJ: Raph29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?
AJ: No, Brock never said that once
30. Do you ever want to get married?
AJ: ALREADY AM!31. If your hair long enough for a pony tail?
AJ:…No hair32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?
AJ: Don’t know33. Spell your name with your chin.
AJ:…Bite me bambi34. Do you play sports? What sports?
AJ: Mostly Martial arts stuff35. Would you rather live without TV or music?
AJ: Ugh…neither36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?
AJ: One guy years back but I didn’t know my sexuality then so…
37. What do you say during awkward silences?
AJ:…Nothing really just…38. Describe your dream girl/guy?
AJ: Raph39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?
AJ: I don’t really have a fave store to go to40. What do you want to do after high school?
AJ: I went to MU and that was a disaster41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
AJ: Some do…42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?
AJ: I’m thinking of something or i’m too down to talk43. Do you smile at strangers?
AJ: Not really no44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?
AJ: Been in space45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?
AJ: Raph, without a doubt46. What are you paranoid about?
AJ: Fucking things up with my family
47. Have you ever been high?
AJ: No48. Have you ever been drunk?
AJ: Repeatedly49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?
AJ: Nope50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?
AJ: Dark red51. Ever wished you were someone else?
AJ: For years I always did52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?
AJ: No scars….53. Favourite makeup brand?
AJ: Don’t use make up54. Favourite store?
AJ: None55. Favourite blog?
(Mun one: @thelostandforgottenangel cause she’s awesome56. Favourite colour?
AJ: Red57. Favourite food?
AJ: Hmm…Spaghetti58. Last thing you ate?
AJ: Raph’s ass *Sticks tongue out*59. First thing you ate this morning?
AJ: Cereal60. Ever won a competition? For what?
AJ: never61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?
AJ: ALMOST got Suspended/Expelled62. Been arrested? For what?
AJ: Nope luckily63. Ever been in love?
AJ: Currently in love with the man of my dreams64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?
AJ: God…that was way back in College me and Brock were talking then…we kissed after admitting we liked each other65. Are you hungry right now?
AJ: Nah I’m fine66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?
//YEP 67. Facebook or Twitter?
Twitter68. Twitter or Tumblr?
Tumblr69. Are you watching tv right now?
AJ: Watching repeats of some old TV Shows70. Names of your bestfriends?
AJ: Besides Raph? Leo, Mikey, Donnie and, Raven71. Craving something? What?
AJ: Raph’s big cock72. What colour are your towels?
AJ: Eh white I think72. How many pillows do you sleep with?
AJ: Three73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
AJ: No, never had that kinda thing74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?
AJ: None75. Favourite animal?
//Dog76. What colour is your underwear?
AJ: My jockstrap’s red77. Chocolate or Vanilla?
AJ:…Chocolate78. Favourite ice cream flavour?
AJ: Strawberry79. What colour shirt are you wearing?
AJ: Black80. What colour pants?
AJ: Also Black81. Favourite tv show?
AJ: The Walking Dead82. Favourite movie?
AJ: Rocky Horror Picture Show83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?
AJ: Neither84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?
AJ: neither85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?
AJ: Never seen it don’t wanna86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?
AJ: None87. First person you talked to today?
AJ: Raph88. Last person you talked to today?
AJ: Roger89. Name a person you hate?
AJ: My mom90. Name a person you love?
AJ: Raph91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?
AJ: My Dad92. In a fight with someone?
AJ: Not currently93. How many sweatpants do you have?
AJ: None94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?
AJ: Um one or two95. Last movie you watched?
AJ: one of the Fast and Furious movies, me and Raph watched it last night96. Favourite actress?
AJ: Hmm….too many tbh97. Favourite actor?
AJ: Same as before98. Do you tan a lot?
AJ: Never99. Have any pets?
AJ: a shared pet with Raph, one I bought him100. How are you feeling?
AJ: Tired to be honest101. Do you type fast?
//Yes102. Do you regret anything from your past?
AJ:….people I met in MU….Breaking promises to people103. Can you spell well?
//not really104. Do you miss anyone from your past?
AJ: No105. Ever been to a bonfire party?
AJ: Nope106. Ever broken someone’s heart?
AJ: Yeah Brock’s with breaking my promise to never drink107. Have you ever been on a horse?
AJ: Nope108. What should you be doing?
AJ: Raph~
109. Is something irritating you right now?
AJ: Not being able to help Raven110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?
AJ: Raph, without a doubt111. Do you have trust issues?
AJ:…No this was already mentioned before112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?
AJ: Raph113. What was your childhood nickname?
AJ….pass on that one114. Have you ever been out of your province/state?
AJ: Yep115. Do you play the Wii?
//Yep116. Are you listening to music right now?
AJ: Nothing currently117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?
AJ: No118. Do you like Chinese food?
AJ: Nope119. Favourite book?
AJ: Tomorrow When The War Began is one I love120. Are you afraid of the dark?
AJ: No121. Are you mean?
AJ: only when someone pisses me off122. Is cheating ever okay?
AJ: Never okay EVER123. Can you keep white shoes clean?
AJ: I don’t wear shoes124. Do you believe in love at first sight?
AJ: Kinda yeah125. Do you believe in true love?
AJ: I have that with Raph126. Are you currently bored?
AJ: Yeeeep127. What makes you happy?
AJ: My family128. Would you change your name?
AJ: Nah129. What your zodiac sign?
Libra130. Do you like subway?
AJ: Nope131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
AJ: Turn them down 132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?
AJ…I Already said RAPH133. Favourite lyrics right now?
AJ: Don’t have any134. Can you count to one million?
AJ: Never had to135. Dumbest lie you ever told?
AJ:….too many tbh136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?
AJ: Depends tbh137. How tall are you?
AJ: 6′6138. Curly or Straight hair?
AJ: Don’t have hair so139. Brunette or Blonde?140. Summer or Winter?
AJ: Summer141. Night or Day?
AJ: Night142. Favourite month?
AJ: Dunno143. Are you a vegetarian?
AJ: Nope144. Dark, milk or white chocolate?
AJ: Doesn’t matter145. Tea or Coffee?
AJ: *Shrugs*146. Was today a good day?
AJ: Kinda147. Mars or Snickers?
AJ: Mars148. What’s your favourite quote?
Limits are meant to be overcome
149. Do you believe in ghosts?
AJ: I am one
150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page?
AJ:…Spell shit
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awesomefunpics · 7 years
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In supermarkets or wholesale markets, you have millions and millions of products for sale and exposed on the shelves. And each one of these products has a branded name which has been well-researched and analysed to be used to attract the customers and eventually incite them to buy. However some products have really cool product names which are really funny and appealing to the eye of the customer. I don’t know if they will be bought based upon its package content or only because of its cool brand name just for the fun. We have gone around supermarkets just for you to find these cool product names to keep you entertained. I f ever you come across these in your local markets, please take a picture and please contact and send us so that we can update this post with your funny product name picture.
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Noodle Soup with Cock flavour
Cum Clean Lotion Cleaner
Dick Stick
Ultra Slut Body Detergent
Bubble Gum Camel Balls
Couque D’Asses
Fagottini
Finger Marie Biscuits
Sucette Rape Lollipop
Homo Sausage
Pasta Boobs
Cemen Dip
Soup for SLuts
Golden Gaytime Ice-cream
Pee Cola
Urinal Drink
Hand Job
Only Puke
Google Juice
Placenta Herbal Beauty Soap
Crack Free
MegaPussi
Plopp
Horny Goat Weed
Bowel Buddy Biscuits
Crack Sticks
Crunky Ball Nude
Shrimp Flavored Crack
Bird Crap Seasoning
ShitBeGone
Butt Buddy
Boobee Drink
Top 32 cool product names discovered off the shelves In supermarkets or wholesale markets, you have millions and millions of products for sale and exposed on the shelves.
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