Ok ok my sweet summer children, here comes my theory. Are you ready? Of course you are:

Chat Noir works in customer service. This is undisputable fact now.

My evidence? I caught him ranting to LB about bad coffee, early hours, flexible (unpredictable) work times and his boss being an unfeeling idiot.

Yeah, he works at Starbucks.

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So I was visiting Paris, okay. While walking down the streets randomly a monster type thing just comes a new starts terrorizing the citizens, and he has superpowers. I am like standing there like "Wtf I was here for peace. Why didn't we know that there were supervillains in Paris?" And that's not it, after the fight a girl dressed as a ladybug-- she is one of the superheroes there-- just fixed all of the damage. #onlyinParis

Oh also I played the first chapter of rhythm thief this evening and aside from Rhythm and Thief I did not know what to expect but its actually like rlly fun and charming? Like not to review a game by being like 'its just like x' but a lot of it feels like professor Layton in the way u navigate the town sections and all the dialogue feel and such. This is for sure intentional btw since they also do that thing where if u click on a certain spot of the background you get coins. Also like it's a rhythm game but thus far it's not been like. One type of rhythm game? Like theres been 3 rhythm minigames thus far and theyve all had completely different control schemes, and maybe those control schemes will come back and be reused but like for now the way it switches things up makes it that the controls are new enough to be interesting but introduced gradually enough that you always feel like you have it handled when it gets tougher. Shoutout to the MC as well, he has a very specific charm to him that's rlly endeared him to me. Also he has a dog that barks like 'woaef' bcos it is french

[ID: a gif from the opening of Rhythm Thief, featuring Raphael in his lit-up apartment. He grabs his hat to his shoulder for a moment, before the camera spins into motion, circling his torso as he puts on the hat and poses with a little flair. The camera pulses as it showcases his full Phantom R outfit, with his dog Fondue at his side.]

OH ALSO the major antagonists are forces led by the reanimated corpse of Napoleon Bonaparte, which was stolen from its casket by a man who is implied to be Raphael's father that he's searching for? #onlyinparis

#Onlyin... Young Miraculous Phantom version

This isn’t a #onlyinparis but it does have to do with Ladybug! Her and Chat Noir have a tendency to take patrol breaks on my roof, and apparently Ladybug has WAY too many siblings. I don’t know their actual names, but I heard her mention Jay, Danny, Ellie, Dick (Wish I was joking), Tim, Dami, Steph, Cass, Hell (Again, not joking), Jazz, That’s ten in total! They’re all her siblings!

#onlyinamitypark will you see Danny Phantom change the color of his symbol to match the trans flag for pride month. I think I might have seen Spiderman with him.

#onlyinamitypark will you see your local ghost boy getting chased around by other teen heroes when he’s on a sugar rush

Probably not an #onlyinnewyork thing, but Spiderman just helped me with my homework.

 #onlyinamitypark will you find out that someone was adopted when their sister takes their place for the day. Apparently Danny Fenton’s a triplet.

#onlyinamitypark will you get an A+ in math after borrowing Danny Fenton’s notes and wonder if it was him or his brother.

#Onlyinparis is your cat themed hero affected by cat nip. #wtf

#Onlyinparis is it 100% acceptable to be afraid of black butterflies #fuckoffhawkmoth #seriously

#Onlyinparis will you get yelled at by a hero for going to fast when you were doing the speed limit. #apparentlychatwasaffectedbyakuma

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One of my Favorite days when the Sun rays kissing the snow 🥰 . . . #sunnyday #snow #snowonparis #parismaville #onlyinparis #paris #France (at Paris, France) https://www.instagram.com/p/CL48iZvnjdjch3xxxFtD2Dc9p7kejvKIXkwPlI0/?igshid=sdi7z7ydonn6

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Ladybug and Chat Noir just came into the grocery store I work at. Weird, right? But not too weird.

No, really weird was Chat Noir's reaction to being in a grocery.

I swear, PURE sunshine excitement. Everyone stopped what they were doing to stare. This boy was ecstatic.

Ladybug, tired: and we need choc bananas for Reyna. But not the dark ones.

Chat, vibrating into the 4th dimension: omg omg like chocolate?

Are you getting chocolate, my lady?

LB, so tired: yes Chat. Yes we are. Would you like some.

And you know what? I gave him a sticker when they paid. I think I made his day and this is going on my résumé.

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