#old ppl compliment my hair all the time in summer
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random things/ saying i love
- when ppl say” love u long time”
- braces ( or what i call them “mouth full of jewels and metal )
- when lighter skin ppls knees get pink
- the color pink itself
- piercings
- when girls have lots of jewelry on them. like lots of bracelets that clang and make lots of noise when they move, necklaces, rings, waist beads, etc etc
- when ppl have summer songs! like when they have a song that reminds them of the summer time or that they played non stop during the summer.
- buzzcuts!!
- when friends or significant others do each other’s hair. like in waves alexis was dyeing tyler’s hair blonde. or in buzzcut season by lorde, she sings about how her and her friends would cut each other hairs when it would got super long in the summer time.
- bikinis!
- huge glasses that hide most of ur face
- mullets especially on girls.
- when i see black girls all collectively wearing their bonnets 2 bed.
- bangs so long that u cant see their eyes
- acrylic nails and painted toes
- DAD HATS!
- bushy eyebrows
- when ppl have a certain piece of jewelry that they always wear and never take off even 4 a shower
- when friends have a thing. example: let’s say a friend group meets every saturday and watches adventure time and eats mcdonald’s, like everyday saturday! and that’s their thing.
- when ppl smile or laugh so big u can see the gaps in their teeth
- kisses on thighs
- when ur hugging someone and u wrap ur arms around their hips and kinda hang ur thumbs on their belt loops
- when ppl tape bus tickets, movie tickets, play tickets,metro cards or old receipts from diners or whatever into their journals
- tattoos on fingers
- ice cream trucks
- when ppl have an unspoken understanding of things (like how my ex bestfriend microwave worked in specific way like u had 2 turn it a certain way and stop it at a certain time and everyone in the house understood how 2 work it.)
- imperfect ponytails
- kisses on knuckles
- 2016/2017/2018 aesthetic
- when ppl have like comfort backpack or bag? like a bag they put everything in and use all the time and like cant live without
- when ur done getting ready and someone ask u 2 do a “360”
- when u get close enough 2 someone that they show u their baby pictures
- when someone knows u enough 2 already know ur order at a food place.
- “emotional support water bottles”
- napping with ppl
- darker skinned ppl blushin
- iphone 6 camera quality
- leaving clothes at a friends house bcos ur just close like dat lol
- having a gas station order?!
- mistki’s lyricism
- sonder son
- birth marks/beauty marks
- putting flowers in hair
- chuck taylor’s
- when willow smith says “ run my hands through your hair you wanna run your finger through mine but my dreads 2 thick and that’s alright”
- smoke fits! meaning when smokers who live in cold areas have 2 go outside 2 smoke we usually have 2 layer up so we end up having these cute ridiculous looking outfits and everyone kinda has this mutual understanding not 2 judge.
- friendship bracelets
- bulky jackets
- keychains and when ppl have tons of stuff on it
- crochet dresses
- “nobody’s heart is perfect”
- “don’t push away the ppl that ground u”
- the concept of not being who u r without some of the ppl in ur life “i wouldn’t b who i am without u”
- “u r the greatest love i’ve ever felt and known”
- the skating rink
- ppl with soft skin
- the little patch on the back of levi jeans
- when women let their hair grow and don’t wear bras (wishin i had the confidence 2 not wear one)
- painting someone’s nails/someone painting ur nails
- when ppl say “always” as an alternative 4 “i love u”
- the word “ache”
- rubbing ur hands over thighs, but not aggressively more sliding ur fingers over their thigh and knees
- sweaters
- the non stop laughter while high
- baby tees and graphic tank tops
- the song honey by kehlani
- tan lines
- collecting journals
- the fair
- the cute little messages on victora secret perfume bottles
- “if we ever stop talking send me a song”
- charm bracelets
- pretty lacey bras
- cute pretty little pins in girls hair
- black girls with bangs
- stickers on phone cases
- puffer coats
- smoking in the summer
- the pet name “honey” and “baby”
- when someone rests their head on ur shoulder
- when ur listening 2 music with someone and ur using wired headphones so u have 2 b rlly close so the headphones don’t come out from ur ears
- gunky mascara and glossy lips
- sitting on benches on a sunny day
- the summertime 😍😍😭
- new york city
- when girls put their hair up in a lil pony and it swings
- when ppl tell u about the dream they had when they like first wake up and there’s something so subtly pretty about the slur in their voice due 2 just waking up and how heavy their eyes r
- when u can hear bits of someone’s accent when they get rlly passionate about something
- the sleep u get after being out 4 a rlly long time
- when you’ve been in tight shoes most of the day and get home and finally take them off and just relax urself or when u have socks on 4 a while and u take them off and there’s lines from the inprint so u just rub on them and it feels nice
- when ur touching knee slightly hits someone’s knee and they don’t move
- the neon “open” signs at gas stations at night time
- how girls look when they’re doing their makeup and look super focused
- in movies when the camera pans 2 the teenager in the house door and like they have a door collage and one of the pictures is “STAY OUT” or “KEEP OUT” suppper edgy right? lol
- slushees
- sleeping after swimming in the pool all day
- tote bags
- when ur in the store and u have been pushing the cart 4 a while so in result of getting tired u slump ur upper body onto the cart a little bit and close ur eyes and breathe
- having bikinis air dry in the summer
- pretty chinese mesh slippers
- bucket hats
- girls getting ready 2gether
- girls straightening or doing each other hair
- the intimacy of putting lipstick on someone else’s lips
- when b4 someone shows u something that they’re excited about they say “ur gonna freak” or “ur gonna die” idk it gets me excited
- the word ghetto and ratchet ppl think it’s an insult but i think of nice things when ppl say that. like “ratchet happy birthday” by drake gives me fun and lit vibes. and ratchet saturn girl” by amine gives me dream girl vibes
- when u sleep with someone and y’all have unsaid understanding of ur sides of the bed
- women with big/chubby arms
- the shower u take right after cutting ur hair
- when the song ur listening 2 bass is so heavy so u start nodding ur head 2 dance along.
- the sweater + leggings + long socks combo
- handwritten letters 4 no reason
- letters 2 urself
- excessive use of emojis
- the sisterhood of girls asking 2 braid ur hair in class
- using the word “fly” as a compliment
- bowls cuts
- gogo boots
- girls wearing boxers
- when ppl call thei girlfriends “my girl”
- nicknames
- locs
- thongs
- moisturized skin
- daniel caesars lyricism and album freudian
- when ppl call ppl with long legs “legs”
- “oh brother!”
- DARIA
- “love u the most”
- so cute that ppl say “peace!” as in goodbye it’s like instead of goodbye u wish 4 them peace ☮️ that’s so freakin cute
- “luv bug”
- i luv when ppl with bigger long hair and bangs push their glasses 2 their forehead or up 2 their hair so their hair moves into this weird position that makes their hair look so cute n messy and i luv it.
- “take care of urself”
- “till 4ever falls apart”
- VS pink underwear
- when u can see a girls pantie lines in leggings
- women wearing leggings
- women with hairy arms and legs
- thick nice acrylic nails
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heyo can i request a romantic matchup with one of the creepypasta guys perhaps??
-im 20 years old with dark brown fluffy short hair that goes just a bit above my shoulders. im bisexual and i go by she/they pronouns. im 5'6. im a cancer sun, virgo moon, and sag rising. im also female!
-im an infj!
-i like making flower crowns for people, custom earrings, and rings! i rlly love nature and the woods so i enjoy walking along on a path or settling down by a relaxing river to have a nice lil picnic :)
-swimming is a big thing for me, i love just jumping into a lake and swimming around yk?
-i rlly love indie, rock, grunge and 50's to 90's music. i have a great love for 80's movies and the horror genre.
-i love superhero and action stuff like the avengers and x-men as well as stuff from DC.
-uhmm im an artist. i do trad but also digital art. if i paint i like to paint scenery. im also a singer and i write my own songs. i play the guitar and the ukulele!!
-i own two rats and two cats! yes they get along lmaodksjsj. im a witch whos into crystals, herbs, dieties and all. i do tarot and pendulum. i love drinking tea especially mint and chamomile teas.
-things i dislike: alcohol, someone yelling at me, aggressiveness, going on boats, too much heat, summer, thunderstorms, chicken, being alone in the extreme dark in a place like the woods, seeing or hearing stuff like people gagging or their nails being ripped off :// (i can somehow take gore tho-)
-things i like: tea, some coffees, sunflowers, motorcycles, cuddling, relaxing inside on my bed while its raining outside, the calming sound of rain, autumn, when its chilly out, seafood
-i actually rlly love reading and sometimes I like to write lil short stories or make up characters but not too deep into them. just fun little things yk?
-i kinda rlly like playing w ppls hair- like having them sit in my lap. or having them do it to me.
-omg chasing each other in an empty (empty as in like no other ppl) pretty field during a picnic date with our favorite music on?? YES PLS
-WATCHING THE SUNSET AND SUNRISE OMGGG
-i don't rlly plan on having kids :/ i don't do well with them so. fur babies as in pets tho! ABSOLUTELY
-i kinda would be a big spoon but also a little spoon. i'd do either.
-if im being honest one of the downsides of me is that I get emotional quickly in an argument :// or like I get defensive or if someone yells at me I get sad and start crying. I don't seek out fights tho and I try to avoid them.
-despite how much I like to talk im an ambivert leaning towards introvert. I get panic-y quick in public w people I don't know and im rlly nervous but i try to be as friendly as possible and keep a convo going. around my friends and stuff tho im an absolute goof ball!
-i like staying home tbh its calming
-i don't like seeing messy things eiakssksk i like organization but im not controlish about it. I like to clean tbh its kinda fun.
-my love language is honestly quality time and touch. some words of affirmation is nice too tho,, sometimes I get scared someone will get bored of me and leave ://
-i love to buy or make ppl gifts! i like to see people happy. the look on ppls faces when they see that i bought them something they rlly love makes me warm and fuzzy :,))
-im not rlly a jealous person tbh. but if someone outright is happening like obvious flirting,, i WILL say something if my partner isn't taking care of it themself.
-honestly i love being a goof but when its time to be serious ill be serious
-i talk alot so i need someone who'll be willing to listen to me talk and be interested in what im saying EIOSLAKS ill also absolutely listen to anything they say :))
-i don't care abt body types or looks rlly and im not just saying that.
-i love to remind ppl that they're stunning and gorgeous and they deserve the world 😩🤌
-i like having deep convos about random things. like who found out that we should drink cow milk? why are wild animals just fine w out toothpaste but we absolutely need to brush our teeth??
-id love to cook or bake something with someone :))
-i can't rlly think of anything else to say abt myself so
Your matchup is... Hoodie/Brian Thomas!
In general:
Took me a hot minute or so but I ultimately decided on Brian because it's the vibe I'm getting. Let's elaborate on that.
What he likes about you:
I always start out with the physical stuff first and I'm just going to say that Brian really likes your hair! Thinks it is absolutely gorgeous and fun. Will compliment how fluffy it is. Likes that you're into nature, crafty, and your music choice! Thinks your art is super fun and will want to see it. Thinks your singing voice is absolutely beautiful. Coming back to this. Your pets are fun to him as well, and your likes just seem to really line up with him y'know?? Especially loving Autumn, rain, when it's chilly, all that kind of fun stuff.
General cute things:
ALright, I feel like swimming outings would be a thing between the two of you. Brian likes water. It's just the vibe I get. Make him flower crowns please lmfao. Brian is soft and actual sunshine when he wants to be. He will watch the sunrise and sunset with you!!! He loves to just strum his guitar in the early mornings, listening to the birds sing. I feel like music dates would be a thing between the two of you. Just sitting in a flower field, watching the world go by, singing and all that cute stuff. Brian is admittedly a bit of a home body as well, so like,,,,,, hey. Just the two of you curling up on the couch, taking naps? Yes. Brian will occasionally get you gifts of things that remind him of you. He also gives me the vibe that he would get you flowers just because he thinks you'll find them pretty. He will goof around with. ALSO, Brian loves to listen to you!! Please talk to him about whatever is on your mind and I guarantee he's going to love it!! You being such a sweet person makes his heart sing? Like, you just reaffirming all the things he needs to hear make him so happy. He will also play with your hair, and on other days, he will rest his head on your lap and you can play with his.
You two as a couple:
Y'know, I think the only thing that might be a bit of a talking point between the two of you is the not having kids thing. Brian strikes me as such a strong family man. However, I don't think he's incapable of bending, so if the two of you want to be fur parents, he'd be just fine with that. Other than that, one of Brian's love languages is touch to like, be prepared for hugs, kisses, all that wholesome stuff. He's definitely a bit of an insomniac so like, please spend time with him cuddling on the roof while the two of you talk about anything and everything. Brian will definitely cook and bake with you as well, seeing those are two things he loves to do. You won't ever have to worry about jealousy with Brian because he's a king of "I have a partner stop speaking to me :)" You can also spoon him, he'd find that comforting. Brian prioritizes communication, so if you start crying, or anything like that, he'll give you some space and then come back to it. He doesn't want to cause you any harm, but some things need to be spoken about. Brian will also be your rock if the two of you go out in public and you're not very happy or overwhelmed. I swear, he's always going to be there for you.
Closing thoughts/other things:
Hi love bug, sorry this is late. The matchups were giving me some wonky type of burn out, but it's here now. To answer your thing about why animals don't need toothpaste, it actually has a lot to do with their diet! They don't eat refined sugars or the high amount of acids we do, and they also tend to eat way more twigs, sticks, bark, bones and even grass that help keep their mouths free of debris. Tell me about your characters and stories! One of my favorite things to do outside of running this blog is OCs and world building. Again, apologies for this being late. Tumblr doesn't timestamp when things come in so I just kinda guess?? I imagine it's been here for a while, my bad, I've been working out of order now. As always, let me know what you think and I hope you enjoyed!
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anyways im gonna listen to/read the fuckin...rise of the ogre shit bc ive been putting it off 🪓🥴 im gonna put stuff under the cut bc im gonna be TALKING n dont wanna make a new post everytime
piss
ok he performed for 2 pounds 50. which is basically $3 today i- well it was absolutely a power play on his father behalf that also had the promise of money so.
also lol he said Rejection fueled my ambitions which, yknow,, i already knew but it still hurts and i will continue to talk ab it xoxo
AH HELP. "...if ebay had been invented at the time he would've sold me online there and then,"
"man hands on misery to man, yknow"
THEN PROCEEDS TO CONNECT IT TO MUSIC/HIS CAREER. this man said :) the one thing i truly have a passion for. the one thing i fucking like.
oh yeah. bullied by students AND teachers.
oh god hes 42ish during this interview? ok.
the fuckin school bully saying he wouldve acted differently if he knew what hed become
getting called "faceache", then proceeds to call 2d that. jfc he really does just repeat what everyone says. really "treating others how i was treated/how they treat me"
maybe thats why? hes kinder to fans? bc :] you support me and like me so, ok ill return that energy
MURDOC GETTING HIS ASS BEAT N PARADING HOME LIKE WELL I WON BC 'I PISSED YOU OFF' SJDJD
a real rowdy boy. absolute nasty boy. fraud and arson... shooting ppls windows with his air pistols
black sabbath being a huge inspiration? fucking absolutely.
became a satanist n shit at age 16? "it fitted me like a glove" "heavy metal and devil worshipping became my favorite past times" ajsj funny that ppl in trying times often seek religion or following of some sort
heavy metal being his favorite, n loving the clash, while hannibals was more punk based
hannibal breaking murdocs nose for the 2nd and 3rd time for playing his music on hannibals turntable
he doesnt sound that bitter? ab hannibal? he doesnt sound incredibly fond but he talks ab how he got him into a lot of music. so, i imagine they we're a bit closer than i thought?
international baccalaureate in antisocial? anthropology?
MURDOC IS ACTUALLY SMART HE WAS JUST. NOT INTERESTED IN THE SUBJECTS? I GUESS? (also,,, he literally Built cyborg noodle and i think he had a PhD too lol. but its always nice to hear hes actually...yknow, interested or good at other things)
alright but murdoc having a fascination w/ other cultures - or at least some interests, that lead him to actually study the damn subject and "pass with flying colors"
'fuck college though. im gonna be a rockstar'
he sold his soul at 18ish? whenever the fuck he got kicked out but college was mentioned so my brain goes to 18ish idk
he lived with his father still and paid rent via low paying jobs one including 'part time dressing as santa'
help he was ab to take a Personal Job for quick cash and uhh well, "still made me call him sir though" he really said 20 dollars is 20 dollars, huh "that story was totally true"
alright, 1997,,,
2d stuff
loves zombie stuff? thats really cute, and is freaked out by the way they move. god he rambles
both he and murdoc are horses in the chinese zodiac
[[jfc ok if the official shit compares them a lot i understand why ppl ship them but Dont. its a narrative foil and that doesnt always mean Romance jfc.]]
SUMTHINK.
truly... a lil stinker. super cute bouncing baby and a "bit thick" which is stull so endearing to me. hes just a happy man!
excitable 10 year old and would dance around his room
jfc the fact he has normal/caring parents. i kinda forget how opposite hes supposed to be from murdoc but i think thats another thing jsjsysg (murdoc said why isnt my tragic story making me famous why does he get to be the Star. no wonder he acts like a loon)
i still dont get how gettin bonked by a tree branch made him go bald and also turn his hair blue
big tiddy nurse mommy,,,
went to the same school as The Cure and got decent grades despite hittin the noggin quite hard. WANTED TO BE A STORM CHASER... OMG??
oh thats really cute, hed bond with his dad by building keyboards toegther 🥺💕
messed around with paints and graffiti? artistic king
MURDOC AGAIN: QHDJ 'VILLANOUS' GANG HELP
oh yeah d day...new instruments, new band, new singer - and 'had to be the best or no dice' and absolutely CONFIDENT that his songs were bangers ajsjd
but on that same note, had absolute faith (or desperate) in 2d which i love
ransacked the fucking music shop jdjdj and 2d said he was Just Standing There behind the counter the whole shift hdhdh
"thats when your eye came out, yeah" "yeah!-" HELP WHY DOES HE SOUND SO HAPPY AB IT ?? yes he said ut hurt but he sounds...ok
jfc murdoc ragdolling this poor mf around. dunking him and slapping him around. actually? so incredibly terrible and abusive and i hate him for that 🔫 im sorry 2d stans. we dont condone that behavior here ong.
how and why the FUCK did 2d's parents allow that fucker near their child after that i??? help. wtf. his moms a nurse why didnt she just have murdoc sit in plain view of other people. god damn.
2d flying out the window n hitting the curb "whoops"
"just two black holes...[ah] it looked great...a blue hair, blacked eyed GOD- the girls would go wild-" "pretty boy looks" ???? HELP. HE DOESNT GO LIGHT ON THE COMPLIMENTS, HUH
RUSS TIME
oh yeah, he straight up kiddnapped this man help. idk how he managed that, russ is a Big Man??
AND MURDOCS MUSIC WAS SO FUCKING SEXY GOOD that russel said hm alright ill stay, :] out ifbhis owm free will im screaming.
"oh this is one of them febreeze commercials" "uh . yeah sure. *murdoc turning on his Sick Tunes*" but that either means? it was just his guitar playing the convinced russ? unless he and 2d recorded sumn?
"2d was the looks, murdoc the brains, then russel truly was the heart"
'while 2d and murdoc liked music, this man was a MUSICIAN' god fucking bless this book holy shit ny man russ getting some respect. he said back hurts from carrying this band.
murdoc basically heard this guy had big trauma that gave him So Many Skills n said "thats what i want" ok idk thats actually really? inch rest ting to me. seems that murdocs fine handing out compliments but i guess that where his charisma really helps out yeah?
"he was going to be in my band whether he liked it or not" ...murdoc-
HELP. 2D IS LIKE BRO GO ON IM LISTENING 🥺 despite hearing the story 50-60 times and murdoc said fuck off you lil shit.
ok irrelevant but i love his voice! its super comforting n nice to listen to 🥺
HELP MURDOCS SO BITTER. "NOTHING THAT HAPPENS TO US IS NORMAL" WELL YEAH. THIS IS TRAUMA CENTRAL.
idk how/why he sucked up all his friends souls though ... how are they all possessing the same person. they said "its my turn on The Russ"
DELL IS HIS ACTUAL, LITERAL SOULMATE...KING...😭
went to a private school,,, and was already possessed? and the thing where he gets bigger and smaller is a reoccurring thing?
was in a coma for 4 years?
hiphop machine...time and history...the ultimate set i guess.
his knowledge was infinite and hes a "Renaissance man" hes so fucking smart our king. jack of all trades but a master of drums. he said i know im good and what of it
PAULA.
HELP. HE RMBRS THE STALL: CUBICAL NUMBER 3 🥴 IF I DO RECALL 🤤
yes russel our king. fuck up his nose 5 more times. probably stunted his growth too. he shrunk after russ gave him a wallop im sure
why dies paula sound like tracer overwatch
also only dated 2d for 2 months before joining the band?
HELP SHE REALLY WAS THE FIRST MURDOC FUCKER: "but when i saw murdoc with his thick greasy hair, green teeth and yellow skin i thought 'oh this is the ine for me!'" "OH HES SUCH A DANDY-" HELP ME IM HQJDHD
sick in the head...like i want to hurt people help girl. shes fucking Crazy. but she rly said damn i didnt hear back from him again 😭 and my purse is gone JSHHD
MURDOC: SHE WAS DEPRESSINGLY UGLY *still fucked her*
NOODLE TIME
"small japanese person!"
2d: we werent gorillaz until noodle arrived!
im dying the reason he chose gorillaz. 'swinging through the jungle baring my ass'
noodle really said "im just happy to be here" and she balanced everyone out 😭 "she gave off pure love and the fact that she could laugh at murdoc REALLY helped too" RUSS... IS BABY
JFC MURDOCS SO FUCKING CONFIDENT IN THIS BAND IM LIVING FOR THAT. HE SAID YOU WANT US SO BAD IT MAKES YOU LOOK STUPID. THE CHARISMA
2d rambling ab some girl he met and "ssSs" "whats the s stand for hawhaw" "i dont know!".
THE RECORD LABEL GUY.
one song is all it took i ❤ good for them
just murdoc talking ab the party that they threw for thier deal and saying "you dont know how much of a dick i felt like [when carrying one of those huge checks]" like oh thats whatll make you a dick? alright.
A FOOD FIGHT THAT WENT SO HARD THAT IT KNOCKED 2DS TONSILS OUT? WHAT THE FUCK
ahshdj damon and murdoc not getting along bc of Rival Band One Uppery + damon calling murdocs cuban heels crap since ge wore steel ones with gold spurs.
MURDOC FEELIN EMBARRASSED BC HES 'QUITE PROUD OF HIS SHOES'
but the band and damon getting over music and their ambitions and became a "paternal figure"
HELP MURDOC SAID AWIOGA @ RACHEL WHICH MADE HER THROW HER DRINK IN HIS FACE AND SPLIT FROM 2D. kinda sad actually, she said i still like 2d but murdoc kinda ruined it by trying to get it in with me, it put a strain in our relationship :/ oh god murdocs That Dude
nov 31 1998: started recording :]
40 tracks that got cut down to 15 holy shit
KONG STUDIOS 🤲
hooking up cameras in every room ejdjsu
webby artist of the year in 2006? holy shit
noodle learning ab kong studios omfg
JFC. YES I KNEW KONG WAS BUILT ON/IN A CEMETERY BUT I DIDNT KNOW PPL FOR THE FUCKING PLAGUE WHERE THROWN THERE HDJD
built in 1739?
the ghost of the first owners ghost still roams around in the kitchen in the early hours and moans 'aaa glass of water'
theres some rotting bullshit near the studios and in the summer its fucking TERRIBLE
the former owners were a biker gang, and they all died in a fire
murdoc said this place has bad vibes. i want it.
grim weather
the building feels impossible to escape from huHgg
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VORES MAYA HAWKE FR BEING SO BEAUTIFUL.................... this is bri w their third n final intro (fr now...............) rosa’s quite a bit diff than teddy n leo bt i lov her w all my heart anyway? strokes her hair as i whip up this intro
「maya hawke & cis female」⇾ samuels , rosa, the junior radcliffe student’s records show that she is a leo and 21 years old. she is studying gender studies, living off campus and can be witty, considerate, obtuse & judgmental. when i see her i am reminded of mom jeans and overalls, red wine in a colourful mug, blushing at even the smallest compliments.
pinterest can be found HERE.
TW’S FOR GRIEF, DEATH, AND CANCER BELOW!
stats.
name: rosalind ‘rosa’ florence samuels.
age: twenty-one.
gender identity: cis-female.
pronouns: she/her.
sexuality: bisexual.
birthday: august 8th, 1999.
star sign: leo.
myer-briggs: istp.
year of study: junior.
major: gender studies.
occupation: n/a.
place of birth: rochester, new york.
religion: christian.
background.
rosa is the daughter of a pastor so…………… Fun Times was had throughout her childhood!
she’s also the younger sibling of twins who were super close growing up so she always felt like a bit of an outsider……… but they loved her n she loves them even tho they’re . super weird about it
she was always a bit of a . Harsh child…….. fr no reason rly she jst didnt kno how to interact with kids but there was one (1) kid named sylvie who was rosa’s closest friend for a bit and she grew so attached they did??? everything together like they had sleepovers every night they were Obsessed
CANCER TW - rosa hadn’t made friends other than sylvie so when she had to leave school bc she was diagnosed with leukemia it was fkin devastating fr rosa she didnt kno how to exist without sylvie
DEATH/GRIEF TW - lo n behold sylvie unfortunately passed away……… n it rly messed rosa up she was extremely selective w her friends fr most of her childhood (n still is frankly) - CANCER TW
just when she was getting over it one of the twins?? passed away and the whole family was in shambles once again and rosa for a while was really messed up over it she stayed home for a semester bc it reminded her of losing sylvie again n she didnt kno how to function
she eventually sort of?? forced herself to get over it in a way where like . she’s almost trying to pretend like it never happened?? just refuses to talk abt it rly /: - DEATH/GRIEF TW END
SUPER keeps to herself rly, she has a decent amount of friends bt nothing crazy n frankly has no desire to meet anyone new or talk to anyone new, jst has trust issues n doesnt wanna lose anyone else
details.
used to b quite scared of being sexual/exploring her sexuality bt this past summer she’s mostly gotten over tht......... still jst as selective with who she hooks up w as she is w her friends
can b kinda temperamental n will blow up in someones face
strictly wears long sleeves and pants (mostly overalls) its rare shes in short sleeves and/or shorts even in hot weather
u will RARELY ever catch her in a skirt/dress its jst not her thing
a total tomboy shes on the soccer, tennis, n baseball team
very dry humour…………
connections.
someone she has a crush on bt refuses to face it so she bullies them bc of it
someone who has a crush on her?? bc tht wld b cute considering she wld b oblivious
hook ups?? i cld see her doing mostly one night stands during the summer bt i’d like to see maybe one (1) person she’s particularly fond of n they’re mayb fwb’s now??
a few friends who managed to weasel their way into her life
or ppl she’s rubbed the wrong way/enemies tbh
frankly???? anything
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She’s Electric (Number 5 x reader)
54A/N: wowowow so im not smart at all so hopefully i pulled the whole fake smart act because im pure clueless :))) hope yas enjoy :)) still havent posted the playlist of all the songs because my spotify has my full name and am not that commited for ppl to find this soo. and i also went a bit off like i hope this is what you want lmao.:)) stay fresh. (ok so you have powers in this and its more like portal jumping rather than spatial jumping so you like create holes and jump down ? if that makes sense(also if anyone gets the date hmu))
ASK: jellyxfulll:hi could you please do one where the reader is really smart, likes coffee and sarcasm (legit a carbon copy of him) like five and when he meets them he’s absolutely smitten ? i have a lot in common with him anD i wAnt to bE loVed bY mY fiCtionAl chAracteR
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Black coffee steamed in it’s mug as it sat out in the open, wind swirling it in different patterns. The swirls of steam looked like it was dancing a tango, as if the beat it was dancing too kept getting faster and faster until a sudden stop and the steam disappears, signifying the end of a dramatic dance.
Black ink stained up the side of your hand as you furiously wrote away, you just couldn’t get the equation right and you couldn’t use your powers, not yet. You were on the run from the commission as they wanted to use you for your powers, it was a valuable asset, time travel and dimension jumping, the Handler said it could open a whole new market for them but once you refused they came after you.
You’d got the equation wrong while you were running and you got stuck, you got stuck somewhere, an abandoned world that hadn’t been looked after. Years and years passed with you stuck in the wasteland of a world until the Handler came back but you couldn’t say no otherwise you’d die alone with no chance of seeing your loved ones again. So you became a killer to survive, you kept to yourself. In that world it was kill or be killed.
After years of service you thought you had the equation, endless nights of black coffee and sleep deprivation you thought you’d got it right. All you wanted to do is go and see your family again but next thing you knew you were 16 years old again and stuck in some random dimension but it was a start. You had removed any form of tracker the Handler had on you back in 1854 after completing your last mission.
During your time in the small town you’d managed to get a small job to rent a tiny one bedroom apartment, it wasn’t the best but it would do for the time being, until you get the maths right.
You let out an exasperated sigh, slamming your pen down on your scribble ridden page. It was a bright but nippy day meaning you could sit outside in peace and be uninterrupted. Griddy’s was always quiet on week days, the perfect time to go for a black coffee and just go over everything that’s happened, it’s good to do that sometimes, just to think and remember.
Reaching for your coffee, you underestimated the distance between the mug and your hand resulting in the mug falling. You open a portal under it so it falls right into your hand and take a sip, placing it down gently in it’s original place.
“How did you do that?” A boy was suddenly next to you, an excitable expression present on his face. He looked about the same age as you, but he had a look in his eyes, like he’d seen some things.
“What do you mean?” You ask, pretending to be confused, taking another sip of your coffee. You watched as he pulled the seat opposite to you out and sat down crossing his arms and legs simultaneously. He looked at you with a slight smirk.
“You’re y/n, aren’t you?” He leant back in his chair, scanning you up and down. “I’ve heard so much about you.” His eyes could tell 1000 stories but you could tell that he had no one to tell, no one would understand.
“huh, interesting, I’m not going to lie to you, I don’t really know who you are.” You say matching his movements but making sure you can have easy access to some form of weapon of he attacks. For all you knew he could be part if the commission finally catching up to you.
“I’m Five, ex-commission.” You narrow your eyes at him as he sticks his hand out, you take a glance at his hand. You reach out but just before you meet his hand you grab the handle of your mug, bringing it to your lips. Fives hand drops and he lets out a breathy laugh, crossing his arms again.
“I would introduce myself but you seem to already know who I am so I guess there’s no need.” You give him a sickly sweet smile before taking another sip. You had heard a little bit about Five, he had a similar story to you,stuck in an apocalypse, ran away from the Commission to see his family and tried (and succeeded) to stop the apocalypse.
Five couldn’t believe his eyes when he first saw what you did with the mug, there was only one person who he had heard that could do that, y/n. Five had heard rumours upon rumours about y/n, an example of some is that she was the most deadly killer the commission had ever seen and the prettiest person the universe had ever seen, and Five couldn’t agree more. He couldn’t imagine you ever killing anybody, your hair loosely hung with strands tucked behind your ear. Five took in your soft features, the warmth of your eyes and the freckles that littered all over your face and arms, presumably from the years in the apocalypse.
“It’s rude to stare.” You tell Five, not even looking up from your writings. Out of the corner of your eye you see him shift uncomfortably, averting his eyes. “Listen, I don’t know why you’re still here but if you’re lying about being ex-commission and are here to try and kill me I think you should reconsider your options because we both know who will make it out alive.”
“I’m not lying about being ex-commission, I know what it’s like and I think I can help you with getting back.” Locking eyes with Five, you saw the sincerity in his eyes. He held out his hand, you think about the worst possible outcomes from this situation, you take his hand.
You had never travelled the way Five normally does, you just were not used to it. As soon you reached the desired destination your knees gave out and a wave of nausea washed over you. A retching sound made it’s way out of your body as you cover your mouth with shaking hands, as if that would stop you from being sick.
“How the fuck do you travel like that?” You almost shout at Five, staring at him from the floor, you didn’t even know where you were, you didn’t care. Another wave came over you again along with a banging headache. The one thing that you were grateful for in the Commission is that they let you travel how you wanted, the first time you had used a briefcase you could’t stop shaking and being sick which wasn’t the most efficient if you needed to complete a mission.
With a flash of blue Five was holding a glass of water crouched down next to you. “Here take this.” He held the glass closer to you.
“How is making me sick going to help me get home?” You say cautiously taking the glass from his hand. You sit up straight and try to take a deep breath in.
“Just show me your equations, I’ll see what I can do.”
Days turned into weeks, then weeks into months. The more time you spent with Five the more you began to forget about the equation. Truth be told, you got the right equation about 3 weeks into working on it with Five. After years of being alone you liked spending all this time with Five, you were both equally as emotionally deprived as each other, both in need of a friend who you could relate to.
Feelings for Five was also a newly developed emotion, the more time you spent with him the stronger these feelings got and all of his family could tell. You had met the Hargreeves on many occasions, often getting comments about how much you had made him come out of his shell since he stopped the apocalypse. But it’s not like you wouldn’t do couply things, if that was even a word, you would hold hands, cuddle and exchange compliments back and forth all the time. It was done so casually, as if you both didn’t know what to do with your feelings.
You were currently laid down with your head in Fives lap as he absentmindedly ran his fingers through your hair, occasionally twirling stands in his fingers. It was a summers day, natural light streamed through the open window, giving the room a natural glow.
“y/n,” He lightly taps your nose. “You’re really pretty.”
You smile, leaning into his touch. You knew you had to tell him at some point, about the equation, you just didn’t know how. Sighing, you sat up and faced Five, you noticed in the past months how his features had softened from the hard, brooding looks he used to give.
“Five, I’ve found the equation.”
“What?”
“I’ve found the equation.” You repeat with more force. “But I’m torn, I don’t know what to do.” You searched his face, trying to read the emotion. “I miss my family so much. But I don’t want to leave here, you’ve shown me theres so much in this timeline.” His face dropped.
Five didn’t want to sound selfish but he didn’t want you to leave, the past few months had been the best time of his life, he’d found someone who understands him. Y/N never questioned his coping mechanisms, you had actually made him accept his own past and move on with his life. He doesn’t know what he’d do without you. Five eyes began to sting, he felt a wave of sadness but also anger, he felt himself getting warm, an uncontrollable range swept over, consuming any other emotion that was in it’s way.
“How long have you had it for.” Five had a quite voice, not looking you in the eyes.
“A few months.” You watch as Fives fist clenched. “Five I-” But he had cut you off.
“So you’ve just been leading me on.” Five eyes met yours. They weren’t the soft, welcoming eyes you had come to love, they were cold, hard and shut off, the only emotion you could see in his eyes was anger.
“What no, why would you-”
“Maybe you should just leave.” Your chest sank, Five let you go from his grip and stood up. He looked like the killer you had only heard about mere months ago, he didn’t look like your Five anymore. “Just go, y/n.”
So you did, no arguments, no questioning, you had gone. As soon as you left the room Five caught a glimpse of himself in the mirror but the reflection wasn’t him, it was the killer that he thought he’d left in the Commission, he was his clenched fists and cold eyes. He couldn’t believe he spoke to y/n like that, looking like this.
“Y/N!” He called out, he was in a cold panic. He kept calling your name out, traveling to your work, your house, all your favourite places but you weren’t there. Five had been told that you handed in your resignation at work and your flat was cleared, you had gone home.
Five didn’t know what to do with himself since you had left, he was constantly thinking about the what ifs, what if he acted differently, what if he didn’t snap. You had been gone from Fives timeline for almost a year, he didn’t have much to remember you by other than one picture that he had on his bed side table. The picture was taken by Allison of the two of you, you had both fallen asleep on the sofa downstairs, you looked so peaceful together as Five held you in his arms.
He fell in love with you in the time he had met you, the complexity of love confused him but he wanted to figure it out with you. He loved the way you talked, how you carried yourself, your smarts, your personality, everything. It was a cold night and Five wasn’t able to sleep, he just laid there staring at the ceiling. There was a strange noise, a noise he knew well, y/n.
“Hey Five.” You were breathless, it had taken you so long to find the right equation for the frequency of Fives timeline, to see him again.
Five couldn’t believe his eyes, you were really there. Without a second thought Five leapt out of his bed and crashed his lips to yours, he pulled away and tightly wrapped his arms around your frame.
“I’m so sorry y/n. I’ve missed you so much.” You couldn’t agree more, leaving was an impulse moment of anger, there was a gap in your heart that only Five could fill. “y/n, I love you so much.” He held your hands, his eyes were soft again, filled with love.
“I love you too.”
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When was the last time you wore your favourite article of clothing?
I like most of my clothes
Do your parents smoke?
no
Do you live close to a park?
forest
Is your favourite animal endangered?
raccoons aren’t but elephants are :(
How many pens can you see from where you’re sitting?
6
What language do you think you’d fail at?
french and asian ones
Do you still have a landline phone at your house?
but we don’t use it
Do you carry pain relievers with you at all times?
nope
Where is your mother right now?
in the living room with my dad
What was the last thing to make you smile?
not sure what was last
What would you do if you got home and you saw your house had been destroyed?
omg don’t feed my paranoia :o
Would you slap the last person you talked to for twenty dollars?
nah
Do you know anyone who gives way too many hugs?
they give as much as they need
What are some positive things, realizations or habits that came out of quarantine for you?
long story, it’s complicated
How do you feel about people who are “workaholics”? Would you consider yourself one?
I don’t like them, most of them only care about money and not at all about health or loved ones, I’m not ambitious or a workaholic
What could you spend less money on?
trinkets
How would you describe yourself as a friend? What value would you say you bring to your friends?
it’s up for them to say/judge
In psychology they say that our romantic relationships are an extension of our relationships with our parents, and that we tend to choose our partners based on whatever was lacking in our childhood, or that we are attracted to traumas and sufferings that are familiar to us rather than the unknown. Can you relate to this?
umm...
Can you tell when you are not well-liked? What do you do when you feel someone is not particularly fond of you?
I’m not surprised, I’m used to the fact ppl don’t like me that I assume they don’t until they tell me, repeteadly, that they actually do (which rarely happens and doesn’t last long), I avoid/ignore those who hate me most
How would you say your preference in movies or TV shows changed from when you were a teenager vs. now?
used to watch only movies for kids at first
Apart from price and location, what are some deciding factors when choosing a house for you?
smell, bath and balcony mostly
What emotion is the hardest for you to express?
how grateful I am if that counts - when it comes to gifts and/or compliments etc.
How do you feel about job interviews? Are you good at negotiation?
I do well but I still don’t get a job because of lack of experience; I only failed one interview in my life but I didn’t even want to work there, UP sent me to call center and boss asked me questions about the job I was going to get but they didn’t tell me what it’s about so I didn’t know much and I was in my snow boots (as it was winter) to my elegant clothes so I looked dumb and I forgot that I can’t leave the building on my own as they had special card keys and I tried to open door like crazy until someone saved me - that was awkward...
How many cars have you ever owned?
0
Can you do math in your head well?
I need my fingers
What’s your least favorite chore to do around the house?
laundry and cooking, not that I like chores in general haha
What’s your favorite flavor of potato chip?
salt, also liked becon in the past
Do you ever read the weather forecast?
pfft
Do amusement park rides make you sick?
I worry they would so I don’t risk it
Have you ever cheated on a test?
in high school, especially math, elseway I would fail
Is your next birthday coming up soon?
next year
Do you have any bumper stickers on your car?
I’d buy some if I had a car but I don’t drive
Do you leave good tips when you eat out at restaurants?
I don’t tip, why? we don’t tip postmen and/or nurses etc.
What’s your favorite thing to eat at bbqs?
not a BBQ food person
Do you still own any VHS tapes?
we still keep ‘em
How many jobs have you had?
I tried some jobs but never really had one
If there was a real Jurassic Park, would you visit it?
no thx
How many friends do you have that are married?
from all of my ex best friends only Ula, Sandra and John are married, Dorota was already divorced when I met her
Did you have a swing set in your yard when you were a child?
didn’t trash it, used it this summer
You’re making a fruit salad: what kinds of fruit do you put in it?
I don’t eat fruit salads
Do you prefer to drink from glasses or mugs?
mugs, glasses are dangerous, I remember them breaking from heat like they were exploding or smth - scary
Is it weird to hear your name in movies or TV shows?
it is, when an evil or stupid character has my name it makes me mad
What kind of kid were you when you were seven?
very good student, angel, clumsy, naive, wearing “ugly clothes”, the only girl with long hair at the point, petite, wanted other kids to like me so I tried to impress them (but didn’t blindly followed everything they were doing though), not as shy as my mom tought, didn’t know how to tell jokes, still happy but slowly becoming depressed due to family issues, bullying, money and health problems
Is there a subject you know so much about that you’d be able to teach it?
sigh...
Where did you purchase the computer you’re using right now?
Media markt
Do you think it’s fair to compare Family Guy to The Simpsons?
The Simpsons are better, I dislike Family Guy, wasn’t there an episode where they mixed both of those shows?...
Do you have pockets in anything you are wearing currently?
I do not usually
How loudly can you burp?
I’m more of a quiet burp/fart person
How many different letters are in your full name?
12
Do you like making bets?
occasionally
Have you ever had a ‘falling’ dream?
I don’t wake up, I just fall and crash on the floor then I lay there and it hurts
Do you do anything weird in your sleep?
possibly
How long are your fingers?
my longest finger is 7 cm and my shortest is 4 cm
Do you like bumper cars?
whatever
What color is the book nearest to you?
dark colors - black, purple, red, grey...
Can you lick your elbow?
I can
How old were you when you said your first word?
ask my parents
Can you sit the way people sit when they meditate?
yep
Do you like the autumn?
if it’s not too cold and snowy
Would you rather have a hippo or rhino dropped on you?
doesn’t matter but at this point in 2020 I can expect that to happen
Have you ever cried in front of a teacher?
in elementary, in high school I cried but she didn’t notice as I tried to hide that - it was one of two moments through all high school that I cried - to było wtedy kiedy Pepe zabrał mój temat na maturę, na który przygotowywałam się od 5 lat i dostałam w zamian jakieś gówno, a drugi raz płakałam bo musiałam zapłacić za brak biletu w autobusie mimo, że go miałam tylko legitymacja szkolna nie była podbita bo akurat wówczas byłam w szpitalu i nikt mnie nie powiadomił, że powinnam to nadrobić i strasznie się zmartwiłam, że nie mam kasy i staram się jak mogę, a i tak coś zawsze się spierdoli (bo czemu ludzie sobie jeżdżą bez biletu serio cały czas, a mimo to “złapali” akurat mnie?), jeszcze musiałam pojechać przystanek dalej przez to jak mnie spisywali i prawie spóźniłam się na zajęcia :(
Have you ever cried BECAUSE of a teacher?
who haven’t? srsly
Do you do a :) or a (:?
:)
(: is creepy
Are paper clips fun to play with?
meh
Do you prefer mechanical pencils or regular pencils?
regular
Is your alarm clock set right now?
good idea :o
Are you itchy right now?
slightly which is normal to me
Do you have anything on your wrists?
not right now
Why are you so awesome? :)
I’m not...
so how are you today?
I thought I will feel worse before going to hospital so won’t complain
when was the last time you had a cup of tea?
long time ago
who’s the most recent person on your Facebook feed? (if you have it)
my annoying sister >.<
when (if ever) was the last time you saw that person?
week ago
how do you feel about wolves?
great animals
do you use pinterest?
started new account this month
should you be doing something else right now?
packing but whenever I pick up one thing to put into the bag I get a panic attack
bye :)
bye...
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Do all the numbers you coward
– disclaimer: i did this at like late at night o’clock, while trying to avoid my fourth breakdown that hour. and i didn’t have my glasses on. so . if there’s any spelling errors that i didn’t catch, let me know.–
ok cool. imma just pick a post and go at it then.
1. what colour are you’re eyes?
Usually they’re like a green/brown ig?
2. do you like your name? why?
Yes, I love my name. I picked it myself with the help of some of my friends. It comes from a couple different book characters who are both super strong physically and emotionally and they’re honestly an inspiration to me.
3. what is your relationship status?
…. single as fuck man. Is it too much to ask for a guy who is sweet and not pushy and bigger than me so I can steal his hoodies and be swamped in them??
4. describe your personality in 3 words or less
“another fucking breakdown??”
5. what colour hair do you have?
currently a really gross red, (well I think it’s gross but i just don’t like reds) but on Thursday I finally re-dye it and im gonna go green!!
6. how would you describe your style?
either I pull smth out of the drawer in the morning and hope it goes together, or I spend three weeks planning it.
7. what size bed do you have?
P sure it’s a queen? my dog manages to take up half of it and he’s the size of a bread loaf.
8. any siblings?
Ye, two half sisters!!
9. favourite t.v. show?
The Umbrella Academy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10. describe your dream date
uhhhhh, smth outside? like a picnic. at night, but with plenty of lights. and star gazing!!!! bc spACE!!!
11. what colour socks are you wearing?
uh… one crew that’s white and purple and one ankle that blue and white….
12. how many pillows do you sleep with?
trick question!! I don’t sleep with pillows. I use throw/travel blankets and stuffed animals. I do have two pillows on my bed, but they’re for my dog to sleep on.
13. do you have a job? what do you do?
I do! I just started a week or so ago and I make drinks! ISTG IF SOMEONE ORDERS ONE MORE GODDAMN MINI SLUSHI IM GONNA KILL A MAN.
14. how many friends do you have?
hhhhh, i think i have abt 0. but in reality i probably have 10ish actual friends?
15. What’s the worst thing you’ve ever done?
I’ve done plenty of shitty things but im not in a good place to answer this one rn.
16. what’s your favourite candle scent?
Another trick question! i despise candles and nearly anything that has a smell. good or bad.
17. three favourite boy names?
Klaus bc my boiiiiiiiiii
Ethan istg anyone i know irl brings this up you will regret it
Ashton
18. three favourite girl names?
ooooo boyyy,
Claire
Isabella (spanish pronounciation obv)
Vanya bc yk i had to make another reference but also it’s rlly pretty and just look at it!!
19. who is your celebrity crush?
ik it’s basic but cole sprouse is the first one that comes to mind.
20. do you read a lot? what’s you favourite book?
yes I read all the time bc reADING IS GOOD @dodo-likes-to-tumbl
my favourite book is probably Six of Crows.
21. top 10 favourite songs?
hhhooooohhhhhhhhkkkayyyyy not really any particular order:
1) Istanbul by They Might be Giants
2) Roaring 20s by P!atD
3) I Wait by Day6
4) Monster by EXO
5) Choke by IDKHBTFM
6)Tempo by EXO
7) Awkward Silence by Stray Kids
8) Chained Up by VIXX
9) Singularity by BTS
10) Get Cool by Stray Kids
22. What is your biggest fear?
another one that im not able to answer at this time.
23. What’s your go to hairstyle/
Literally don’t have one. I get out of bed, get dressed, and go to school. I don’t do anything.
24. who is your role model?
Idk. I don’t really have one. I really look up to my sister, Ella, a lot.
25. what was the last compliment you received?
idk, the most recent one I remember was my moms friends mom was going on about my hair colour even though I hate it and we were literally standing by the hair dye in walmart looking at new colours when she walked up and interrupted.
26. What was the last text you sent?
Confirming smth for a talent show group im gonna be a part of.
27. How old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real? (if this is a shock or a spoiler for you, you’re either wayyy too young for this site or wayy too stupid)
I was probably about 5 or 6? I had a lot of cousins who were older than me who liked to spoil things. I was able to convince my parents I still believed until I was about 11 tho.
28. what is your dream job?
Dream job? I thought I’d be dead in the trunk of a car by now!!
not really, but uhh idk
29. how many pictures do you have on your phone?
Idfk? five years worth ig?
30. have you ever peed in the woods?
Wtf kinda question is this? but yeah when I was younger. like 4-7 ish maybe?
31. Do you still watch cartoons?
Tbh not nearly as often as I’d like. I love Gravity Falls and I wanna get into Steven Universe, though from what I’ve seen it’s not a cartoon it’s art.
32. Favourite dipping sauce?
no
33. What do you wear to bed?
Sweat pants and a hoodie
34. Have you ever won a spelling bee?
Nah mate. I can’t spell for shit.
35. what are your hobbies?
crying in the dark instead of doing my hw.
36. tea or coffee?
yes
37. are you going to change your last name when you get married?
hah “when”! idk if I do get married I’ll probably hyphenate or steal my sisters idea and do some sort of mash up of the last names, kinda like a ship name.
38. do you believe in ghosts?
meh
39. what’s your biggest pet peeve?
People
40. the last person you called?
I facetimed @panickingposters
41. chocolate or rainbow sprinkles?
hah GAY
42. what shirt are you wearing?
damn another trick question! I’m wearing my PFTW Tour hoodie.
43. what is your phone background?
lock screen is FoB lyrics - “ I love the world, i just don’t love the way it makes me feel”
and home screen is a space edit of the trans flag.
44. do you like it when ppl play with your hair?
As long as they do it right @goodmorningchicago
45. have you ever been drunk?
no but i wish i was
46. favourite lyrics rn?
“Like awkward silence..
caw
caw
caw”
47. summer or winter?
autumn
48. day or night?
sleep during the day, everything else at night
49. dark, milk or white chocolate?
k first of all? white chocolate isn’t even fucking chocolate. so that ones out.
second, milk chocolate is just sugar and milk. also out
Dark it is!!
50. who was the last person you cried in front of?
My therapist earlier today
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cool, i have an hour to kill so im jst going to answer this dumb ask meme that i saw on my dash under a cut, bc i definitely do not have enough followers to engage w stuff like this the normal way
Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora?
spotify
is your room messy or clean?
messy
what color are your eyes?
brown
do you like your name? why?
i’ve hated it for as long as i can remember. thinking it’s jst the combination of it being an unusual first name, being picked on for it a lot bc kids are mean, and having everyone around me insist that i’d love my name come adulthood bc it never ended up happening. i still want to change it legally but i have to figure out something i won’t tire of. “jackie” is working for now but idk abt committing to that one
what is your relationship status?
disinterested
describe your personality in 3 words or less
turbulent
what color hair do you have?
dark brown
what kind of car do you drive? color?
blue honda civic
where do you shop?
forever 21, h&m, a few places online
how would you describe your style?
trying too hard
favorite social media account
i like kbnoswag on twitter lmao
what size bed do you have?
queen
any siblings?
jst col and my two step sisters
if you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? why?
probably anchorage bc it’s scenic, the housing/rental market is abt the same as it is here, but the wages tend to be higher
favorite snapchat filter?
when they make special versions of the dog filter for different holidays... i love those
favorite makeup brand(s)
nyx mainly
how many times a week do you shower?
i do it every day but if im in a shitty place mentally, i wont on my days off
favorite tv show?
bojack horseman
shoe size?
9
how tall are you?
5′7″
sandals or sneakers?
sneakers
do you go to the gym?
i work out but i dnt go to a gym bc i’ve always had exercise equipment at home and my apartment has a fitness center, so i cant justify paying for a membership
describe your dream date
i dream abt other things
how much money do you have in your wallet at the moment?
$70
what color socks are you wearing?
blue
how many pillows do you sleep with?
4 bc i love only using 2 and then kicking the other ones off my bed somehow when im asleep
do you have a job? what do you do?
yeah, i’ve been doing hair for 4 odd years now
how many friends do you have?
a decent handful but i only consider myself very close w two of them
whats the worst thing you have ever done?
a lot probably but nothing rly sticks out to me as the objective “worst”
whats your favorite candle scent?
yankee candle makes one called “golden sands” and i like that one a lot
3 favorite boy names/3 favorite girl names
for various rzns i’d rather not answer the baby names question. pass
favorite actor?
i can’t think of one off the top of my head, but i like jim carrey a lot
favorite actress?
amy adams!
who is your celebrity crush?
i’m not invested in famous ppl like that, but if you asked me this when i was 12, i’d have said pete wentz lmfao. probably my only one ever
favorite movie?
this is hard lol. arrival, interstellar, and gone girl come to mind, though
do you read a lot? whats your favorite book?
i do. difficult to pick favorites bc i like more nonfiction stuff... i liked a brief history of time a lot
money or brains?
brains. i have my own money
do you have a nickname? what is it?
jackie is technically a nickname i guess. fati calls me “salvadore” and i hate it w a passion
how many times have you been to the hospital?
a lot but i’ve only stayed there for an extended period 3 times
top 10 favorite songs
stop they’re all special to me in different ways...
do you take any medications daily?
i did for a while
what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc)
oily
what is your biggest fear?
nothing that hasn’t already happened lol
how many kids do you want?
none
whats your go to hair style?
i cut it into a bob periodically and let it grow out until it annoys me, rinse and repeat til i die
what type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc)
average?
who is your role model?
no one. all people are jst people
what was the last compliment you received?
probably someone calling me smart or something. i hear it a lot but i dnt rly believe it
what was the last text you sent?
“yes binch”
how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real?
probably pretty young if i was ever lead to believe it period. i dnt remember ever having any faith in that
what is your dream car?
i had my dream car and it was more of a hassle than anything. a good metaphor for life, probably
opinion on smoking?
cigarettes? do whatever you want. weed? do whatever you want, but stop saying it cures cancer. meth/crack? maybe you should chill
do you go to college?
that didn’t work out
what is your dream job?
being able to sustain myself without one
would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs?
suburbs definitely. lived in rural areas before. driving 30 minutes one way to the grocery store is not something i ever feel inclined to experience again.
do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels?
depends on what they are
do you have freckles?
yes
do you smile for pictures?
only when my mom makes me
how many pictures do you have on your phone?
2377
have you ever peed in the woods?
no
do you still watch cartoons?
i mean bojack is a cartoon. but ones for children, no
do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds?
stan wendy
Favorite dipping sauce?
chick fil a sauce
what do you wear to bed?
long old tshirt and this jacket i have from middle school typically lol. i have 3 actual pairs of pajamas though
have you ever won a spelling bee?
i’ve never had an opportunity to even enroll in one. my schools never ran them
what are your hobbies?
i read and write a lot, still trying to kill the rolling stone 500 albums list, i paint sometimes, jst general Bitch Desperate For Escapism things
can you draw?
i used to a lot more than i do now but i’m still halfway decent at it
do you play an instrument?
guitar & bass. i’m better at bass. i’m better at guitar hero but that dznt count
what was the last concert you saw?
fall out boy i think? i’m having trouble remembering if that was before or after roger waters
tea or coffee?
both but tea is a little easier to make so i drink more of it
Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts?
bux. jesus christ
do you want to get married?
not planning on it
what is your crush’s first and last initial?
i’m too disillusioned to feel that way abt ppl rn
are you going to change your last name when you get married?
definitely not
what color looks best on you?
pastels
do you miss anyone right now?
yeah but it dznt matter
do you sleep with your door open or closed?
closed
do you believe in ghosts?
absolutely
what is your biggest pet peeve?
when customers make a scissor cutting motion w their hands when they’re describing their haircut to me. it’s sooooo weird and stupid and idg why so many people do it
last person you called`
ian
favorite ice cream flavor?
mint chocolate chip
regular oreos or golden oreos?
regular
chocolate or rainbow sprinkles?
i hate sprinkles bc they are pointless
what shirt are you wearing?
a tank top
what is your phone background?
my lock screen is a pic i took of the lacey street theater in fairbanks the first time i was there. my background is a pic i took in denali when i was there w ian
are you outgoing or shy?
i want to socialize but i dnt know how. shy i guess?
do you like it when people play with your hair?
no, honestly i find it rly unpleasant
do you like your neighbors?
katie and alexis are the best drinking buddies anyone could ask for. isaac is great. everyone else i could take or leave
do you wash your face? at night? in the morning?
yes and both
have you ever been high?
yeah
have you ever been drunk?
constantly
last thing you ate?
1/2 of a jimmy johns veggie club
favorite lyrics right now
uhhhh idk i dnt get stuck on music like that
summer or winter?
winter
day or night?
night
dark, milk, or white chocolate?
i dnt rly like chocolate
favorite month?
october
what is your zodiac sign
gemini
who was the last person you cried in front of?
ian
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asks bby 😚 i love u
@alwaysdrowninginfeels said:100 questions is fun
hopefully 100 questions is fun to read, love u guuyysss
Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora? soundcloud or spotify if i actually used any of these
is your room messy or clean? meesssyy
what color are your eyes? brown
do you like your name? why? uuh sure, i like that there’s a stone called amber idk it’s Nice
what is your relationship status? 0 + 0 = 0
describe your personality in 3 words or less dumb, silly, somethin
what color hair do you have? brooownnn
what kind of car do you drive? color? don’t drive
where do you shop? i don’t consistently shop anywhere ??
how would you describe your style? i don’t have a consistent style i like multiple things fdhja, i rlly dig bomber jackets n ripped jeans tho bitch idk
favorite social media account idk if this is asking an account i love or what social medIA i prefer n just. the latter is twitter idk what to put here
what size bed do you have? queen..? i think… idk bed sizes well..
any siblings? nope
if you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? why? mm don’t know
favorite snapchat filter? that fall one!! givin me the damn glasses and freckles n leaves falling idk why i like it so much dfjgad
favorite makeup brand(s) can’t answer….
how many times a week do you shower? …depression is a bitch averagely once or twice
favorite tv show? the walking dead, i guess
shoe size? 10 ½ i believe but that’s bc my feet are wide soo
how tall are you? 5′2″ a fuckin short ass
sandals or sneakers? sneakers
do you go to the gym? lol no
describe your dream date ok we can’t lie we know visiting a wolf sanctuary would be The One my dudes
how much money do you have in your wallet at the moment? i have no wallet and no money
what color socks are you wearing? i.. am not wearing socks ok
how many pillows do you sleep with? one or two usually
do you have a job? what do you do? nope
how many friends do you have? ultimately one hi ashley dhja love u cj i’m just goin with irl
whats the worst thing you have ever done? iiidk i block out bad things i do and i also can’t remember anything before this morning lOL that bad
whats your favorite candle scent? ooh shoot idk, i’ve never had candles often anyways
3 favorite boy names ASHER, …brandon, uuumm idk david is nice
3 favorite girl names i don’t care as much.. djha imma skip it oops
favorite actor? bob morley is the go to my dudes
favorite actress? honestly?? danai gurira is precious
who is your celebrity crush? dkja steven yeun fuck ya’ll he’s cute as shit
favorite movie? i guess i should still say manchester by the sea, i looove it
do you read a lot? whats your favorite book? does the dream thieves count… can i say the dream thieves, second book to the raven cycle series. is that vALID
money or brains? brains but this is dumb
do you have a nickname? what is it? not rlly
how many times have you been to the hospital? it’s been so long since the last time, i don’t think i’ve gone for anything major rlly ever
top 10 favorite songs imma just put the ones that are my recent obsessions instead and maybe u listen to em cuz they’re Good mm
letdown by nothing, nowhere
all the kids are depressed by jeremy zucker
lovely by billie eilish w/ khalid
dream by bishop briggs
dark side by bishop briggs
warrior by aurora
all i have by nf
10 feet down by nf ft. ruelle
mansion by nf ft. fleurie i think
outcast by nf
do you take any medications daily? no
what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc) uh dry
what is your biggest fear? i’m honestly like tired n a bit numb i can not comprehend fears
how many kids do you want? this is a future question for a future me if i think i want kids Later
whats your go to hair style? i’m more often in a ponytail than anything else ever
what type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc) small thin-walled apartment pls help
who is your role model? i honestly don’t think i’ve ever had one
what was the last compliment you received? um probably ashley calling me cute at some point in time Recently
what was the last text you sent? kjdfa rp. for rp
how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real? fuck if i know probably around 10 or smth.. i could be way off
what is your dream car? if i drive a fuckin jeep wrangler bitch
opinion on smoking? mmm gross and just.. don’t smoke round me and we cool
do you go to college? gonna be lol fuck
what is your dream job? forensic dna analyst.. i guess
would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs? suburbs
do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels? no
do you have freckles? yeeaaaah
do you smile for pictures? occasionally Now
how many pictures do you have on your phone? 273
have you ever peed in the woods? ….no….
do you still watch cartoons? no
do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds? mcdonALDS holy shit i haven’t had wendys in years
Favorite dipping sauce? sweet n sour
what do you wear to bed? usually whatever shirt i wore for the Day n pajama pants
have you ever won a spelling bee? fuck no
what are your hobbies? …video games?
can you draw? ……..questionable……..
do you play an instrument? oh hell no
what was the last concert you saw? crown the empire/warped tour july 2016.. sigh
tea or coffee? coffee !
Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts? i’ve literally never had anything from starbucks
do you want to get married? um, debatable? depends on the person??
what is your crush’s first and last initial? i don’t have a crush rn
are you going to change your last name when you get married? if i do yh probably will
what color looks best on you? red doesn’t look bad? blue??? i don’t fucking know
do you miss anyone right now? ashleeey
do you sleep with your door open or closed? cloSED
do you believe in ghosts? not reeeaaalllyyyy but it’s.. a Concept dkjfa
what is your biggest pet peeve? i get really bothered by the sounds of someone eating dkjfa idk
last person you called? my mom, for 20 seconds, apparently
favorite ice cream flavor? i guess vanilla with chocolate chips iddkk
regular oreos or golden oreos? i. what the fuck are golden oreos?????
chocolate or rainbow sprinkles? rainboooow
what shirt are you wearing? a crown the empire shirt…
what is your phone background? my lock screen is adam and my home… is zen…….
are you outgoing or shy? lmao shy
do you like it when people play with your hair? not like it happens often but it’s kinda uncomfortable bc most ppl try to run their hands through it like it’s straight haiR?? like that hurts pls dkjfad
do you like your neighbors? i don’t fucking know my neighbors
do you wash your face? at night? in the morning? ,,,
have you ever been high? nope
have you ever been drunk? not like piss drunk naw
last thing you ate? STEAK
favorite lyrics right now i think i actually have one but i can’t remember what song it’s from dkjfa
summer or winter? winter
day or night? NIGHT
dark, milk, or white chocolate? milk but i like dark too…
favorite month? i don’t have one? march? june? november? dhfa choose from those
what is your zodiac sign pisces bitch
who was the last person you cried in front of? iiiii have no idea prob my mom from like Years ago, two or three years ago maybe
#i'm so fuckkiin tired i think i started this at 7:30#it is like 11 now#5 till#jesus#thanks tho questions r nice Distractions#love uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu#wah
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this is ALSO over a year old I am SO SORRY again. depression really makes u put off an ask for a year huh… sorry pal.
from these asks: https://koios.tumblr.com/post/183060740485/milk-asks
Hemp: Talk about one of your happiest moments.
My memory is super shotty so frankly I am not recalling any super duper significant ones but here goes a happy moment that I do remember! In August just before 10th grade my mom and I were at the pet shop I had spent all summer volunteering at (I work there now!) looking to get me a pet bird. Birds are… pretty expensive so I had figured I’d only be able to afford a parakeet with everything else I had to get (cage, food, toys, etc.). I’d really wanted a different type of bird (green cheek conure) though, because I’d been playing with them during the summer and they really grew on me (they’re such sweet little rascals!). The manager told my mom and I that I could use the employee discount!!! I ended up being able to afford one of the green cheek conures (that discount saved us like. $400 total.) and now that little rascal is my baby bastard Basil!!!
Whole: Which do you prefer: the smell of lavender or the smell of the ocean?
Just answered this one! https://koios.tumblr.com/post/619101089143422976/whole-chocolate-coconut-milk
Almond: Describe the prettiest sky you’ve ever seen.
As said before my memory is HELL (especially visually) so this isn’t going to have a lot of details but once I was looking out the window and the sky was pastel pink and orange with some sparse thin clouds. It was SO FREAKIN PRETTY!
Side note: Just realized the English language is worse than I thought. “I’d” can mean “I had” or “I would”… w h y
Second side note because I didn’t wanna be sappy in the main post: An alternative happiest moment is literally any time I see my friends get something they’ve been working hard for. I fucking LOVE my friends bro. (Another alternative was when my history teacher who I had convinced myself Barely Knew I Existed actually complimented me in front of the class. Pro tip: If you want ppl to notice you… have crazy bonkers hair lmao.)
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psst answer all those unusual asks!!
so,, man y omg
started 12:24 am
Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora? spotify!
is your room messy or clean?answered!
what color are your eyes?brown!
do you like your name? why?¯\_(ツ)_/¯ i am neutral
what is your relationship status? dating @dreamui!
describe your personality in 3 words or lessanswered!
what color hair do you have?black!
what kind of car do you drive? color?i c an t drive
where do you shop?uhh mostly forever 21 and i used to shop @ wet seal until it died
how would you describe your style?i have no idea tbh,, grunge sometimes and jus kind of whatevers trendy other times
favorite social media accountanswered!
what size bed do you have? queen!
any siblings?8!
if you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? why?uhh tbh just austin would be nice?? id rlly like to just live in austin it seems like a really good city especially for the south
favorite snapchat filter? dog filter 🐶
favorite makeup brand(s)i like colourpop! i only rlly wear highlighter tho?? fenty beauty seems rlly gr8 too ofc thank u rihanna
how many times a week do you shower?i bathe with olive oil and a strigil like the ancient greeks sucker
favorite tv show?cxgf!! or jtv
shoe size?7.5
how tall are you?5′4″ish
sandals or sneakers? sneakers!
do you go to the gym?lmao no
describe your dream dateanywhere w my bb! i really like just going to places like the mall and walking around tbh but ofc restaurant dates r nice?? im not as romantic as id like to b rip
how much money do you have in your wallet at the moment?5 dollars
what color socks are you wearing? white!
how many pillows do you sleep with?none i dont like pillows
do you have a job? what do you do? [looks out the window]
how many friends do you have? uhhh around 15
[this ones too negative]
whats your favorite candle scent? anything vanilla tbh!
3 favorite boy namesorion, adante, troy
3 favorite girl namesquinn, zuri, cherry
favorite actor? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
favorite actress? zendaya!!
who is your celebrity crush?zendaya!!!! or arian grande
favorite movie? answered!
do you read a lot? whats your favorite book?n,,, i dont read a lot i dont have the attention span
money or brains? brains bc i can jus,, get money if i make some life changing shit
do you have a nickname? what is it? daizy °˖ ✧◝(○ ヮ ○)◜✧˖ °
how many times have you been to the hospital?i dont keep count tbh!! its not that many tho
top 10 favorite songshoney - kehlaniwait a minute! - willowthe other side of paradise - glass animalsbad decisions - ariana grandeperfect places - lordegravel to tempo - hayley kiyokoveggies - aminewild thoughts - dj kahled but lets be real rihanna owns the ssex - the 1975team - babeo baggins
do you take any medications daily? yyyy i should but its jus for stomach stuff so its not a Big Concern
what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc)dry-average
what is your biggest fear?¯\_(ツ)_/¯
how many kids do you want? 1 to 2
whats your go to hair style?short and manageable
what type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc) small
who is your role model? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
what was the last compliment you received?@dreamui gave me a lot in the ask thing she got today!! ////
what was the last text you sent?“horrified“
how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real?i always knew bc my mama didnt want me thinking a white man was giving me presents when it was her
what is your dream car? i,, dont know
opinion on smoking?i dont like ppl tht smoke cigarettes?? at least not the ppl tht smoke them in public non-smoking spaces or get mad when ppl r upset they have to breathe their fuckign shit air bu t ppl tht jus smoke weed r chill but i assume this was abt cigarettes
do you go to college? going to eventually ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
what is your dream job? elementary school teacher!
would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs? suburbs!
do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels? hm i havent been to a hotel since i w as like,, 7?? but i dont think i have and idk if i would! ik some hotels r chill w it tho
do you have freckles? nahhh i dont
do you smile for pictures?i try to!!
how many pictures do you have on your phone? 430
have you ever peed in the woods? ye s it was a p mundane experience
do you still watch cartoons? yeah for sure!
do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds?crie s i love them both
Favorite dipping sauce? hmm i think maybe honey mustard
what do you wear to bed? whatever stuff i threw on after showering
have you ever won a spelling bee?na h i never entered i was too anxious
what are your hobbies?drawing, playing the sims, making ocs, writing vns that i never finish, cooking, gardening
can you draw? yeah!!
do you play an instrument?yeah! ukulele a little
what was the last concert you saw? uhhh oh god idk if ive been to a real one
tea or coffee?answered!
Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts?starbucks
do you want to get married?yes!! i do for sure
what is your crush’s first and last initial?cl
are you going to change your last name when you get married? yeah probably!
what color looks best on you? yellow i think?
do you miss anyone right now? yes my gf!! 。゜゜(´Ｏ`) ゜゜。
do you sleep with your door open or closed?open usually bc my mom used to never let us close doors ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
do you believe in ghosts?mild belief i hav mild ghost belief
what is your biggest pet peeve? oh god i dont even know???
last person you called@dreamui!!
favorite ice cream flavor? strawberry rn!
regular oreos or golden oreos? golden oreos
chocolate or rainbow sprinkles? rainbow!
what shirt are you wearing? this fuzzy blue pajama hoodie w bear ears tht i got for christmas
what is your phone background?lil pineapple guy
are you outgoing or shy?shyyy but im good at pretending to b outgoing
do you like it when people play with your hair?n o unless its my gf
do you like your neighbors? i like the gays that live above me
do you wash your face? at night? in the morning?i dooo, in the morning.
have you ever been high? nope!
have you ever been drunk? nah!
last thing you ate? fried rice & chicken
favorite lyrics right now“i like my girls just like i like my honey; sweet, a little selfish.”
summer or winter? winter in tx is always better
day or night? day!
dark, milk, or white chocolate?dark!
favorite month? mayyyy
what is your zodiac signtaurus
who was the last person you cried in front of? @dreamui probably!
finished @ 1:17 am to b fair i zoned out a lot
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Fanfic MST: Forbiden Fruit: The Tempation of Edward Cullen, a Twilight fanfic [part 8]
And here we are at the end. I hope you’ve all been enjoying the ride, because it’s about to get a whole lot weirder in this, the final chapter.
Warnings this time around: a whole lot of drug use, some underage drinking, DUI but it’s okay because Tiaa is a vampire, bestiality, and an attempted sexual assault. Also did I mention drug use? There’s a lot of drug use.
Recap: Tiaa met a panda bear named Snoofles on her way to school (please don’t think too hard about this) and learned that she can now talk to animals, among other abilities. Thanks to a vague new ability of hers, she accidentally made her mean classmate Lauren get struck by lightning while they were in a verbal spat. Edward finally decided to leave Bella for Tiaa and the two celebrated by having sex in the middle of the school. Bella walked in on them and got upset.
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hey guys sory its been so long since an update, i hav been so busy latley. sooooo..i had a fight with my old beta but i have a new 1 now an she is helpin me byut she is on vacaton this wk and next so i promise i will sort the spellin mistaks out wen i can!
Did she refuse to beta your fic after you stole her poster of Gerard Way?
Chapter 8 - the Kidnap
I sat alone in the changes rooms, i was all most naked and looked awsome with my exotic lithely hair falling down over my face like a curtan of soft yellow cream with bits of purple in it but I didnt care how beautifull or eqxisite I was any more.
Tiaa doesn’t care how beautiful she is, but she had to start the sentence off by reminding us all how beautiful she is. And that she looks awesome. And her hair is exotic.
Whatever that means.
Edward was gone. he had left to follow Bella to stop her from killin herself and i was SO mad.
Wait, are you mad Edward is attempting to prevent Bella from committing suicide?
how coud he leave me like that after sayin bella was a cow and he didnt like her no more?
That doesn’t mean he’s fine with letting her make attempts on her own life, Tiaa.
I was pissed! and the tears were falling down my face like a tepid summer rain of misery and woe.
I love this goddamn sentence.
So i went home and skipped school and sat in my room in my black corset and leather panties and i smoked some drugs and started to weep.
To be fair, this is a really solid stoner-goth aesthetic she has going.
…wait, hold up, leather panties?
Leather panties?
dave came in and made a big smiley face.
He’s in a really good mood for someone whose brother was murdered hours ago.
"hi tiaa! I didnt no you were home! how was school today?" (he didnt notice i was smokin drugs he thougt my cigarete of pot was a chapstick)
Okay, for the sake of argument, I’ll buy that Dave visually mistook a spliff for chapstick… but can he not smell that she’s smoking weed?
"it sucks!my life sucks and i want to DIE!" i scremed and my eyes glitered with beauty.
Love how Tiaa is suicidal but still needs to make sure we know how pretty she is at all times. Reminds me of the bit in “My Immortal” where Enoby was flirting while sobbing.
"u teenagers and ur problems, LOL!" he said laughing a lot, and i knew he thougt i was just some silly kid wineing about homework and dumb boys and stuff.
Well, replace “homework” with “getting raped by the relative of a caregiver, turning into a vampire, and accidentally seriously injuring a classmate” and Dave’s on the money.
he didnt no i had killed a man and lost the love off my life and had made lauren get hit by lighting and that all the kids at school thougt i was a freak becase my face and bodys were so diffrent from everyone elses.
Do I really need to tell this girl to stop humanizing her rapist? She killed him in self-defense! It was one hundred percent justified! C’mon, Tiaa, don’t be so hard on yourself.
Also, nobody cares about Lauren.
"dave your a good person but ur SO FUCKIN DUMB! YOU ASSHOLE!" i shouted at him and i threw my ashtray at his head WITHOUT TOUCHING IT (i could make stuff move when i was angry now...it was so weird! why did this have too happen to me!)
Well, yeah, that is weird, but I don’t get the woe-is-me attitude about it. Telekinesis is a really cool ability. Also, turns out Dave is literally so dumb that you can be an obvious nonhuman smoking weed in bed while screaming about wanting to die and he’ll take you for an ordinary teenage girl holding a tube of chapstick.
"haha, i guess your right" he laughed (he thougt i was joking, i wasnt spoiled or anythin)
…so did the ashtray miss?
"its so nice havin you hear tiana, your so pretty. i swear your even prettier than before!
I can’t help but feel that the amount Dave and Marie compliment Tiaa on her looks borders on inappropriate, considering she is sixteen and they are her foster parents.
and i think your boobs hav grown!"
Case in point.
"yeh i no they are like an E cup now" i said.
I guess it’s a good thing she’s a vampire, then, since I’m pretty sure vampires can’t get back problems.
Wait. Can vampires get high? Does being high feel different if you’re a vampire?
Dave smiled and patted me on the head and left.
That Dave!
I was so sick of bein treated like a kid and no one listenin to me that i got up and got dresed in a long black dress and took some pills (of drugs) and went out to the local nightclub which was called Pablo NIghtmare - it was a goth club were all the cool people went in forks.
Listen, I don’t know Washington State, but in my neck of the woods small towns don’t have goth nightclubs.
I love that she specified the pills were drugs, in case we thought they were sugar pills or something.
bella probably had never even heard of it, LOL!
If there is a goth nightclub in your small town, I guarantee you everyone has heard of it.
i met snoofles on the way and he came with me.
You’re taking the panda out clubbing?
we went to the club and got drinks and started dancing to the heavy metal music.
…I’m starting to get very confused about Snoofles. My initial impression was that he’s a regular panda bear, but Tiaa is able to communicate with him because she’s a vampire and can talk to all animals now. But I don’t think ordinary pandas go to clubs, get drinks, and dance to heavy metal music.
Although I’ve never met one, so I could be wrong.
ppl there stared at us cos i was so diffrerent looking and Snoofles was a panda, but we didnt care we were havin so much fun we were SO drunk and had taken a lot of drugs so my head was fuzzy like there was snow everywhere.
I adore the similes in this fic. No idea what Tiaa is on but I definitely know what the author means by feeling like there’s snow everywhere in your head.
"hi your called Tiana arent you? I am Jasper and I go to your school" said Jasper Cullen who was tall with blond curly hair like straw only soft and nice and not dry.
So… not like straw, then.
he was tall.
Yeah, you mentioned.
he was wearin a black pulover and red metal pointy shoes. (AN - haha, that descripton sounded beter in my head, OH WELL!)
No, it’s good, I dig it. Simple goth on top, bling on the bottom, may or may not be wearing pants? It’s a look.
"hey whatever" i said. "why arent you with that girl i all ways see you with?
"you mean my GF alice," he said and locked soddenly very sad and started to cry and bite down hard on his lips.
"what is wrong Jasper?" i said
"the problem is i dont love her like she loves me. i am gay, and thats wrong, and i feel so horible about it!"
Of course he’s gay. Look at his outfit! Look at those shoes! I can’t even see him for real and my gaydar is going wild.
"theres nothing bad about bein gay u no" i said.
"REALLY?" he sed, and looked chocked with his mouth open.
Good on Tiaa for being an ally. I love how Jasper reacts as though he’s never considered the possibility that his gayness might be alright. He’s a vampire too and has been alive for well over a century, so that’s a lot of internalized homophobia… but he’s also been around to witness the entire modern LGBT rights movement, so you’d think he might have gotten the “it’s okay to be gay” message before.
"yeah, its proper normal and Snoofles is gay and everything" i said and Snoofles waved and Jasper waves back.
If you just got a bad feeling about what might happen next, trust your fucking instincts.
he smiled and we all stared dancing together and Jasper gave us some of his drugs.
I really wanna know what they’ve been taking, because even though Tiaa isn’t human I feel like anyone who can get high should have to worry about drug interactions. Weed and alcohol is fine, but aside from that I have no idea what the hell Tiaa is on except that she described it as “pills” and a lot of drugs that come in pill form do not play nice with alcohol. She probably isn’t going to fry her liver or anything like that given that she’s essentially undead, but I doubt she’s immune to having a bad trip.
we had a relay good time and jasper met another gay guy called Vince and we all got in Snoofleses car at the end of the night and i drove around while the others all had sex in the back of the car.
A note: At this point in the story I quite literally had to stop the MST for a bit so I could pour myself a very stiff drink.
The panda has a car. The panda is having a threesome with a vampire and a human in the back of his car while another vampire drives it. This is treated as normal because the panda and his two human(oid) sexual partners happen to all be gay.
Like, I’d normally feel pretty weird about the “promiscuous gay” stereotype being invoked, but I’m way too busy feeling weird that the author thinks it’s normal for gay guys to want to screw a panda because the panda happens to be gay too. Also, keep in mind Snoofles can only talk to Tiaa — the dudes he’s having sex with can’t understand him. I’m gonna say a panda who behaves like a human and owns a car is probably capable of consenting, but I still feel mighty weird about the idea that two dudes who perceive Snoofles as an ordinary, non-talking panda would want to have a threesome with him.
I guess the promiscuity aspect isn’t even bad considering how Tiaa and Edward have been acting with each other throughout the fic. The bestiality, though, I have trouble overlooking.
(i was drunk but cos i was a vampire it was ok to drive i had beter reflex than humans!)
Sure, but do you even know how to drive? In most states, it’s not legal to get a learner’s permit until you’re Tiaa’s age, so we’re not talking “experienced driver with superhuman reflexes,” we’re talking “superhuman reflexes, but on somebody who quite possibly has never sat in the driver’s seat of a car before.”
but soddenly somethin jumped into the road infront of us and i had to stop the car and get out. there was a man standin in the middle of the road he was tall and mussely and had black hair like the black feathers of a raven in the black darkness.
But was his black hair like the black feathers of a black raven in the black darkness? I just want to be clear on the color.
he was good looking but he looked so angry i got out my samurai sword (i often have it with me!) but somone jammed up behind me and tore it from me, there were like ten people all grabbing my body in the darkness and they put a thing over my face so i coudnt see and they tied me up!
Oh, of course, her samurai sword. Yep. Been with her the whole time.
Jasper Snoofles and Vince were too busy doing gay sex on each other to notice, i cud hear them grunting and humping and having orgasms on each other - it was so cute but now was SO not the time!
She’s being attacked by a group of ten or more people, who have overpowered her, restrained her, and blindfolded her, in the middle of the road. Three people (well, a person, a vampire, and a panda) are present and they don’t notice this happening at all.
Like… I know they’re all intoxicated and, uh, otherwise occupied at the moment, but did they not at least pause to notice Tiaa slamming on the brakes to avoid colliding with a stranger in the road?
The men who had caught me took me away and somethin hit me over the head and i was unconshous.
when i awoken i found myself in a small dark room and the tall mussel man was in front of me. i was strip down to my underwear and i was chained to a chair with some metal chains and i coudnt move.
Tiaa has superhuman strength and reflexes. She has telekinetic abilities. She can affect objects and people by touching them.
Yet she can’t get out of being chained to a chair?
I call BS.
"WHO ARE YOU YOU WANKY PERV!" i shoyted.
She sounds like Wheatley from “ITS MY LIFE!” now.
"I AM JACOB...THE WEREWOLF KING!" he yelled with his eyes rolling around in his face - he looked so mad and CRAZY!
Jacob’s a big dude who can turn into a wolf, but he’s also about fifteen and just learning about the whole werewolf thing, so I doubt he’d be “king” of anything. Also Tiaa could take him easy.
"NOOOOOOO!" I scremed and i try to broke myself free but i was under so many heavy chains so i looked into his wagging face insted.
I don’t know why she reacted so negatively to Jacob’s response. There is a longstanding vampire/werewolf feud in the Twilight universe, but Tiaa is very newly turned and shouldn’t know about any of that yet. Learning your kidnapper is a werewolf sucks, but if you’re already a vampire you’ve got an edge too.
"Watt do u want from me? why am i here?" i say and i started to cry.
"YOU MUST BE PUNISHED FOR WHAT YOU DID TO BELLA SWAN!" he shreeked and the drool was sloapping down his face just like rain only thick and foam-like.
So… not like rain, then.
"YOU ARE A HALF-BREAD!
I’ve got to change this blog’s name right away. I don’t know what I was thinking naming it “The Half-World” when I could have named it “The Half-Bread.”
Also, hold up — what did Tiaa do to Bella? Is this just about “stealing” Edward? Jacob and Edward aren’t exactly buddy-buddy, and if Bella’s single Jacob has a chance with her, so if anything I think he owes Tiaa a thank-you.
YOU SHOUD NEVER HAVE BEEN BORNE! YOUR FATHER WAS A VAMPIRE AND YOUR MOM WAS A WHITCH! ITS WEIRD AND WRONG AND NOW YOUVE BROKEN BELLAS HEART! HALF-BREAD! HALF-BREAD! HALF-BREAD!"
Well, this really does speak for itself.
This dude was insane, he was so angery he was jumpin up and down.
Sounds like my second-grade teacher. She was the daughter of a well-known Republican senator and she had to resign after she tied a kid to a chair with a jump rope. True story.
But something he said had caugt my attention
.
Good job on the punctuation.
"What do u mean my mom was a whitch?" I said.
What do you think he meant, genius?
"MY FATHER USED TO NO HER! SHE LIVED HERE IN LA PUSH AND SHE WAS A WHITCH! SHE COUD MAKE FIRE COME FROM NOWERE AND CONTROLL THE WETHER AND TALK TO ANIMALS AND LOADS OF OTHER STUFF! SHE WAS A FREAK LIKE U!"
I guess this does explain Tiaa’s extra powers, but, I have to say, I don’t think Jacob gets to criticize anyone else for being freaky when he can turn into a wolf.
Of corse! It all made sense now!
It didn’t all make sense. There’s still an interspecies gay threesome that needs explaining.
I was so shocked I fainted,
and also got my periods and commas mixed up,
When i woke up Jacob was in front of me and he was NAKED! He was smilling in a proper creepy way and looked totaly weird like a greasy frog thing and his male genital item was not nice like edwards it was like a horible wet mushroom.
Honest to god I love these similes.
he stroked my knee with it and i gapsed. whatt was he going to do to me!
I think I have an idea, actually.
but sudenly before he coud come any closer the door of the room we were in burst open!
IT WAS EWDARD!
Here to save the day! And to end the fic, because this is it for “Forbiden Fruit”: BeckyMac666 left us all on a cliffhanger, so we’ll never know what happens.
I do genuinely love this fanfic. I love how it’s written, I love the similes, I love the purple prose and the melodramatic tone, and I love my girl Tiaa. It’s a truly fantastic badfic, and I’m happy I got to introduce others to it, too.
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all of them!! 💞
Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora? spotify
is your room messy or clean?its an organised chaos
what color are your eyes?dark brown
what is your relationship status? taken by two beautiful ppl!!
describe your personality in 3 words or lessstubborn, humorous, and kind
what color hair do you have?dark brown
what kind of car do you drive? color?i dont drive
where do you shop?the mall sometimes and dede’s
how would you describe your style?emo (but not rly) librarian obsessed with highwaisted/skinny jeans
favorite social media accountidk
what size bed do you have? queen bc im a queen bich
any siblings?like 11 cos my father is a whore
if you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? why?mmmm greece or italy cos ive always wanted to go those places!!!
favorite snapchat filter? the one that has the leopard filter mask BRING IT BACK SNAPCHAT
favorite makeup brand(s)i dont use makeup
how many times a week do you shower?either 8 times a week or 1 time a week there is no in between
favorite tv show?criminal minds
shoe size?7 ½ to 8 in mens
how tall are you?like 5′3
sandals or sneakers? sneakers
do you go to the gym?no not anymore
how much money do you have in your wallet at the moment?like 6 dollars lmao
what color socks are you wearing? grey
how many pillows do you sleep with?three
do you have a job? what do you do? no but publix,,,,im comin to work 4 u fam
how many friends do you have? idk about 13 close friends and 2 Super Close Best Friends and a bunch of acquaintances
whats the worst thing you have ever done? i stole a priests sash thingie
whats your favourite candle scent? jasmine
3 favorite boy nameskeiyon, dominic, and maxwell
3 favorite girl namescasey, lyla, iris
favorite actor? dont have one
favorite actress? dont have one
who is your celebrity crush?dont have one
money or brains? smartness
do you have a nickname? what is it? cass, boom casa, casanova, bitch
how many times have you been to the hospital?i,,,dont know
top 10 favorite songs-HUMBLE. by Kendrick Lamar-2100 by Run The Jewels-Do For Love by Tupac-Dear Mama by Tupac-Forrest Gump by Frank Ocean-Pull The Trigger by Russ-Wiped Out! by The Neighbourhood -The Beach by The Neighbourhood-Pac’s Life by Tupac-Me Against The World by Tupac
do you take any medications daily? no
what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc)oily on my face, and really soft hands?????
what is your biggest fear? the deep ocean im so scared of it tbh uugghgh
how many kids do you want? none preferebly, i dont think i would be a good parent
whats your go to hair style?halfassed bun thats falling apart
what type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc) i live in a medium sized apartment
who is your role model? dont have one
what was the last compliment you received?“youre comfortable to talk to, which is why everyone spills the tea around you”
what was the last text you sent?“k”
how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real?5
what is your dream car? i,,, really dont know tbh i dont pay attention to cars
opinion on smoking?dont. it makes u smell bad and its like kissing a goddamn ashtray
do you go to college? no not yet
what is your dream job? smth with psychology
would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs?rural areas, but i like the city
do you have freckles? yea
do you smile for pictures?sometimes
how many pictures do you have on your phone? 527
have you ever peed in the woods? ,,yes
do you still watch cartoons? nah
do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds?wendys tbh
Favorite dipping sauce? honey mustard
what do you wear to bed? sweatpants and shirt
have you ever won a spelling bee?no
what are your hobbies?drawing, talking to friends, collecting small things
can you draw? yea
do you play an instrument?used to play guitar
what was the last concert you saw? never been to one
tea or coffee?coffee
Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts?starbucks
do you want to get married?kind of maybe i dont know??????
what is your crush’s first and last initial?a.k.
are you going to change your last name when you get married? no
what color looks best on you? black, maroon, and mint
do you miss anyone right now? ayden
do you sleep with your door open or closed?closed always
do you believe in ghosts?yes
what is your biggest pet peeve? ppl chewing too loud
last person you calledmy ma
favourite ice cream flavor? mint chocolate chip
regular oreos or golden oreos? regular even tho i hardly eat oreos
chocolate or rainbow sprinkles? rainbow bc im gay
what shirt are you wearing? a tank top
what is your phone background?sunflowers
are you outgoing or shy?im?? both at the same time
do you like it when people play with your hair?YES OH MY FUCKING GOD I LOVE IT SO SO SO SO SO SO SO S O MUCH WHEN PPL PLAY WITH MY HAIR HOLY SHIT I LOVE It SO MUCH
do you like your neighbours? well theres mark the mall cop and i dont like him and then the Weed Bros just got evicted and i actually thought they were pretty cool tbh
do you wash your face? at night? in the morning?yes all the time i have like 20 different face washes
have you ever been high? ya
have you ever been drunk? ya
last thing you ate? a bagel
favourite lyrics right now“if i told you that i love you tell me what would you say, if i told you that i hated you would you go away?”
summer or winter? winter
day or night?night
favourite month? october
what is your zodiac signsagittarius sun
who was the last person you cried in front of? bea
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Alright let's hear your answers to all the usual asks
Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora? Youtube
is your room messy or clean? Bit of both
what color are your eyes? Blue
do you like your name? why? Yes, cause not many ppl have it anymore i never got confused with anyone else
what is your relationship status? Single
describe your personality in 3 words or less Fun, Quirky, Odd
what color hair do you have? Brown
what kind of car do you drive? color? None
where do you shop? Wal-mart, Toys R Us and comic book stores
how would you describe your style? Huh....I dunno....that’s a tough one
favorite social media account This or my Facebook
what size bed do you have? Twin
any siblings? 3 Sisters
if you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? why? Where i live now cause i fucking love Canada
favorite snapchat filter? That stupid hot dog
favorite makeup brand(s) None
how many times a week do you shower? Depends how much i’ve sweat through out the week
favorite tv show? Toss up between Gotham and The Walking Dead
shoe size? 9 1/2
how tall are you? 5′6 maybe 5′7
sandals or sneakers? Boots
do you go to the gym? No
describe your dream date Any
how much money do you have in your wallet at the moment? Literally fucking nothing
what color socks are you wearing? None
how many pillows do you sleep with? Two
do you have a job? what do you do? No
how many friends do you have? A few
whats the worst thing you have ever done? Depends, some things might seem worse to others than some
whats your favorite candle scent? Vanilla
3 favorite boy names Shit idk
3 favorite girl names Alice, Nicole, Jessica
favorite actor? Robert Englund
favorite actress? Hmm....Ya know i’m not really sure
who is your celebrity crush? Elizabeth Olsen
favorite movie? Star Wars Episode VI Return of the Jedi
do you read a lot? whats your favorite book? I read a fair bit and I’d say it’s “The Invisible Man”
money or brains? Like...which do i want or which do i prefer in a person?....
do you have a nickname? what is it? Ozzy, cause of my Ozzy Osbourn-esque sunglasses
how many times have you been to the hospital? For actual injury, twice, for visiting people, too many fucking times
top 10 favorite songs Oh fuck....There’s so many good ones tho!
do you take any medications daily? No
what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc) I’m not really sure
what is your biggest fear? Many things
how many kids do you want? 2, a boy and a girl
whats your go to hair style? Short
what type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc) Medium sized house
who is your role model? Robert Englund
what was the last compliment you received? Someone complimenting one of my photo’s on Instagram
what was the last text you sent? “Where you at?”
how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real? Like 8 maybe...
what is your dream car? A 1970′s Cadillac
opinion on smoking? No, gross
do you go to college? No
what is your dream job? Photographer
would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs? Suburbs
do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels?No
do you have freckles? A few here and there
do you smile for pictures? I try
how many pictures do you have on your phone? Too fucking many
have you ever peed in the woods? Yes
do you still watch cartoons? Fuck yes
do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds? Mcdonalds
Favorite dipping sauce? BBQ or Sweet & Sour
what do you wear to bed? Boxers
have you ever won a spelling bee? No
what are your hobbies? Collecting and Photography
can you draw? A stick figure maybe...
do you play an instrument? I’ve tried many, can’t play ‘em for shit tho
what was the last concert you saw? Black Sabbath in 2013
tea or coffee? Coffee
Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts? Starbucks cause we don’t have cuckin’ donuts here
do you want to get married? Yes
what is your crush’s first and last initial? Fuck if i know
are you going to change your last name when you get married? Lmao no
what color looks best on you? Black
do you miss anyone right now? Hank Hill
do you sleep with your door open or closed? I have no closet doors lol
do you believe in ghosts? No cause i’m not retarded
what is your biggest pet peeve? Fucking too many to count
last person you called? Idk
favorite ice cream flavor? Mint
regular oreos or golden oreos? Regular
chocolate or rainbow sprinkles? Neither
what shirt are you wearing? Black Punisher t-shirt
what is your phone background? A pic of Jason i took
are you outgoing or shy? Shy a f
do you like it when people play with your hair? Idk
do you like your neighbors? They’re alright
do you wash your face? at night? in the morning? Morning
have you ever been high? Yes
have you ever been drunk? Yes
last thing you ate? Pepperoni sticks
favorite lyrics right now? I’m not sure
summer or winter? Fall
day or night? Night
dark, milk, or white chocolate? Milk
favorite month? October, there’s my Birthday, Thanksgiving and Halloween
what is your zodiac sign Libra
who was the last person you cried in front of? My dad
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unusual asks: 1-100,,,,, All of them,,,,,
Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora?
spotify!!!
is your room messy or clean?
clean usually, although it’s weird right now with moving back home and getting rid of pretty much everything I owned before this year
what color are your eyes?
dark brown!
do you like your name? why?
i like elma ling but not elma very much just because of the flow + because my host family used it to differentiate me from my host sister emma so I associate it with warmth and familiarity + it’s cute and reflects my heritage?? idk I feel like it fits me well enough
what is your relationship status?
marrying @katsudaddy and adopting our dog cranberry and our cat sock and living in a cozy apartment together
no but rly im single but so involved in my friendships that like... honestly I put no difference in commitment between them and romantic relationships
describe your personality in 3 words or less
grateful, I think, more than anything! I hear things like sincere and mature pretty often too, but I think love and thankfulness define my perspective towards others more than anything
what color hair do you have?
dark brown
what kind of car do you drive? color?
I don’t drive
where do you shop?
a lot of MUJI and uniqlo ngl + a bit of zara/h&m + school apparel + thrifting
how would you describe your style?
minimalist but dreamy? kind of a mix of european and asian styles
favorite social media account
instagram probably! I use tumblr and snapchat quite a bit too
what size bed do you have?
I mean, I had a twin in france + at school, but here I have a full which makes me very sad it’s too big for one person so I’m trying to switch rooms/beds with my brother
any siblings?
my brother, who’s 13! I also have five host siblings even if they’re not my real family :’)
if you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? why?
honestly, considering the languages I know right now, I’d want to live on the west coast of france – there’s nowhere I feel more at home in terms of the people and lifestyle, and I love the way the light endures in the evening and the delicate beauty of patchwork cities and gardens... I’d love to live for some time in Russia, China, and Japan for language acquisition, though!
favorite snapchat filter?
I never use the filters omg but hm I love when @katsudaddy sends me bunny filter snaps she is cute
favorite makeup brand(s)
colourpop is the bomb! + nuxe, la roche posay, and the body shop are good for skin and beauty things that aren’t makeup
how many times a week do you shower?
probably around 5
favorite tv show?
YURI ON ICE
shoe size?
36 EU/6 U.S.
how tall are you?
5′2″!
sandals or sneakers?
sneakers!
do you go to the gym?
I work out regularly, but not at the gym bc it was too expensive in france >:( I’ll probably start going now that I’m back, though!
describe your dream date
picnic and museum or exploring tbh... or going to the sea at a quiet hour... anything rly what matters is the other person!!
how much money do you have in your wallet at the moment?
around $40 I think
what color socks are you wearing?
not wearing socks atm, but was wearing grey socks earlier!
how many pillows do you sleep with?
one usually
do you have a job? what do you do?
I’m camp counseling this summer!
how many friends do you have?
probably a good dozen, although I have around 4-5 really close friends!
whats the worst thing you have ever done?
clarify worst
whats your favorite candle scent?
LAVENDER I LOVE EVERYTHING LAVENDER it reminds me of home and early autumn in the loire and the fields of provence and my favorite honey :’)
3 favorite boy names
remi, alexeï, antonin
3 favorite girl names
irene, tereza, kiyoko
favorite actor?
the 12 year old in me is still hopelessly in love with orlando bloom
favorite actress?
katherine reber class of 2017
who is your celebrity crush?
nathan chen......................
favorite movie?
i rly love amélie!
do you read a lot? whats your favorite book?
i read a decent amount, but used to read all the time before hs! my favorite book is The Unbearable Lightness of Being by milan kundera!
money or brains?
um brains lmao I don’t like having many physical possessions
do you have a nickname? what is it?
elmy, elm tree, elmdog, soup dumpling, soup, xiao long bao, red bean, elma ling was a sort of nickname that became my normal name, french bitch
how many times have you been to the hospital?
none lmao
top 10 favorite songs
rachmaninoff piano concerto no. 2 (esp. the second movement!)
rach 3
rachmaninoff ave maria from “vespers” (can you tell that rachmaninoff is my total comfort music)
debussy arabesque no. 1
theme for a taiwanese woman in lime green by devendra banhart
immobile by cliché
you only live once by the strokes
chosen by blood orange
astor piazolla tangata
getting to know you by spazzkid
do you take any medications daily?
nope
what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc)
normal-ish? i have acne which is annoying but it’s been getting a lot better since I’ve come back I’m convinced bretagne water was just really bad for my skin
what is your biggest fear?
losing my ability to learn with the ease needed to continually better my understanding of the world and others (lest the progress of time bypass my ability to view the flow) and thus have unsatisfiable ambition and love
how many kids do you want?
none rly
whats your go to hair style?
half-back, sometimes french braided
what type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc)
decent-sized family home, but I can’t wait to get out and live in an apartment I rly hate having space idk
who is your role model?
MY TEACHERS especially my physics and french teachers I rly adore them and could never express my gratitude for the dedication of their lives to my growth
what was the last compliment you received?
friends’ parents saying they believe I’ll do great things in the future and wishing me good luck at uni :’)
what was the last text you sent?
“OH MY GOD TOO FAR”
how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real?
idk little me was caught between knowing better and remaining purposely ignorant out of a nostalgia for wonder in total unknowing of infancy so
what is your dream car?
i literally don’t ever want a car of my own
opinion on smoking?
very harmful, never something i’d try... like, I have a lot of friends/classmates who smoke and I’d never judge their characters from that, but idk I think it’s a rly bad habit
do you go to college?
yep, uchicago!
what is your dream job?
i’d love to be a journalist or writer with international involvement but idk really! I’m very flexible when considering my future!
would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs?
RURAL AREA like anywhere but the suburbs tbh like a city would be ideal, but at least in a rural area, I could have a thoreau-esque retreat
do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels?
no i never use them
do you have freckles?
yes i have so many spots on my skin idk it just pigments very easily
do you smile for pictures?
i do now (even though i prefer candids by a long shot) but i would refuse to when i was very little maybe until i was like 6-7
how many pictures do you have on your phone?
7133
have you ever peed in the woods?
so many times lmao i hike i have no qualms
do you still watch cartoons?
.........does yuri on ice count
do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds?
idek the difference
Favorite dipping sauce?
curry sauce!!!
what do you wear to bed?
if it’s cold i bundle up in sweatpants + a patagonia, but if it’s decently warm, i just wear underwear
have you ever won a spelling bee?
no
what are your hobbies?
piano, painting, picking up new languages bc i’m a loser, organ, photography, hiking, teaching english from time to time + writing + editing
can you draw?
decently ehhh
do you play an instrument?
piano, violin, and organ!
what was the last concert you saw?
probably the marriage of figaro at the prague opera if that counts lmao..... i don’t go to non-classical concerts idk
tea or coffee?
tea usually, but I love a good espresso
Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts?
neither
do you want to get married?
@katsudaddy and I are already married
what is your crush’s first and last initial?
CB
KIDDING lmao no i’m not really into anyone romantically right now
are you going to change your last name when you get married?
depends on what sounds nicest tbh... I don’t like the sonority of my last name much so...yeah probably
what color looks best on you?
deep red looks nice, but I prefer wearing neutrals + greens/blues
do you miss anyone right now?
my family (host fam)
do you sleep with your door open or closed?
closed, but i used to leave my balcony doors open sometimes in france
do you believe in ghosts?
no
what is your biggest pet peeve?
PHONES OUT DURING MEALS
last person you called`
my dad
favorite ice cream flavor?
hmm I had a honey-almond gelato near marseille that I rly liked!!
regular oreos or golden oreos?
i don’t even remember what they taste like
chocolate or rainbow sprinkles?
rainbow bc they’re gay
what shirt are you wearing?
white t-shirt with a loose denim dress on top
what is your phone background?
aljkdfsh fanart of yuuri kissing viktor on the head... very cute
are you outgoing or shy?
honestly i think the best way to describe me would be intense? like, i rly swing between extremes with this depending upon where I direct my energy, so like... idk I’m naturally quite private but come off as outgoing bc I put up that front in public events when I have to
do you like it when people play with your hair?
ppl don’t rly play with my hair but I like playing with others’!!
do you like your neighbors?
idk the neighbors in PA or even in France, but at school, I lived with my classmates and teachers, and I loved the majority!!!
do you wash your face? at night? in the morning?
both!!!!
have you ever been high?
nooooo
have you ever been drunk?
yes, but I stay pretty in control
last thing you ate?
strawberries!
favorite lyrics right now
idk I don’t really think I have any! the sonority of music has always been a lot more moving to me than the lyrics
summer or winter?
summer, but the dawn of spring is my favorite time of year
day or night?
the last hours of day in the northern summers where the sky will be light almost until midnight
dark, milk, or white chocolate?
DARK like 85%-95% is good
favorite month?
maybe march or april... it depends on the weather each year!
what is your zodiac sign
taurus but idk it’s Very inaccurate for me (like i constantly crave change and take initiative to throw myself into uncomfortable and new situations, and I eschew material possession... at least i’m rly loyal though?) tbh my chinese zodiac (dragon) is much closer to my personality
who was the last person you cried in front of?
dave, my physics teacher :( I was thanking him one last time for showing me a way of surviving, u know? like there’s so much love and passion in what he does and idk I always worry about losing spark and so it’s like... idk he reminds me that there is always life in love if that makes any sense
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