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who the hell are you - @offical-osha
“Hey buddy, ah'm an Engineer. Ah solve problems. Practical problems.”
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[@offical-osha climbs out of a vent nearby, dragging a deer with a gnarly bite mark on its throat.]
Runaway isn't exactly fazed, but a bit surprised of the crawling through a vent. For some reason.
"Hello. Uh, did you kill that?"
(@official-osha)
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Happy welding safety Wednesday
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i think the best part of being an artist is being able to create the random dumb garbage that litters my brain, and inflict it on others. So here’s some @osha-official-the-sequel fan-art because their blog makes me laugh :)
#uhhhhh how to even tag this#osha fanart#fanart#osha official#this was oddly good hand practice lol#sexyman-chronicals#the real tumblr sexyman was the safety rules we implemented along the way <3
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love seeing blogs that say NSFW dni. like I know what they mean is porn but homie you're on tumblr. nothing is posted here that you should ever let your boss lay eyes on. the most safe for work thing we had on this site was an account impersonating osha for the bit.
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regiojet na tumblru je sice super, ale co opravdu potřebujeme je někdo se speciálním zájmem o českou poštu...
#dejte mi blog ve stylu osha official protože se vsadím že by byl schopen odpovědět na dotaz ze kterého se robot ze zákaznické linky přehřívá#prosím neví někdo natvrdo jestli teda můžu poslat půl litru piva do thajska nebo ne xd#czech#čumblr#shut up elis
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@osha-official-the-sequel sorry for afflicting you with homestuck have a comic of this ask to make up for it
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[@official-osha chews nervously on a large piece of metal.]
Well hello there! You look most intriguing indeed! Would you mind if I studied you?
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you keep saying not OSHA compliant sex rituals. what does that even mean
it means they don't wear their PPE, susan. no hardhats, no condoms, no reflective vests.
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What would you like me to say to the people of Pinterest
I mean, its still there, if they'd just like proceed down these stairs.
I'll follow after, OSHA regulations.
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The amount of people who think a tumblr blog really is run by whatever celeb or company just because it has "official" in the blog name and then get shocked and go "did [whatever] really just say that??" when the blog posts or says something whacky is astounding
#like was i duped by osha-official and the OldFriendsSeniorDogSqnctuary blogs? yeah bc they actually LARPed like they were the actual orgs#and committed to the gimmick for as long as they could#the amount of people who are duped by 'official' blogs who just post regular people stuff and not anything related to their name#is concerning to say the least#i say LARPed but i guess it wasn't really live action unless you account for the fact that osha‐official was committing an actual felony
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The Purpose of OSHA-Official 2: Secret of the OSH
After more than a year off from OSHA blogging, I've decided to return. My mission is to provide educational resources on the rights of employees to tumblrinas everywhere (And not commit a misdemeanor in the process).
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Today I found out that tumblr user netflix is actually run by Netflix and it felt like a very intimate personal betrayal
#no but you see we don't DO that here#osha official isn't ACTUALLY osha#official firefox isn't ACTUALLY firefox#this is a perversion of this site's most fundamental truths
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So did you ever actually work for OSHA or know the rules and guidelines beforehand or did you just like learn all that specifically so you could make the blog bc im dying to know
I did the OSHA 30 hr training course while I was stuck inside during the pandemic, and I made the blog as a way to force myself to learn the regulations better.
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