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sciderman · 28 days

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a certain kind of compilation post

#obsessed that even before they were dating peter would habitually ask wade what he thought about his ass.#just heterosexual things that heterosexual guys do i think.#ask-spiderpool #god i do miss whatever stupid goofy relationship these guys had even before they were dating. this wsa ridiculious.#queer platonic spideypool my love my light my everything #just two guys who cuddled and snuggled and complimented each other's asses whenever they needed to hear it.

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termagax · 3 months

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#NOT a sex thing there is NO dick and balls involved in this exchange #okay well. maybe a sex thing but like. you get it #im still obsessed with the fact that his hands are literallyyyyyyy just this big. his stupid huge ass model #im still probably underestimating here. but good lord.#🦕#🐟

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liam-summers · 5 months

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Just saw a post where someone said that Buffy is an unreliable narrator because of all the times she said she doesn't love Sp*ke, since the one (1) line in season 7 "why does everyone in this house think I'm still in love with Sp*ke?" makes it indisputably canon that she has loved him since maybe season 5, definitely season 6, and this is clearly her finally admitting it after having lied to herself about it for seasons....

Honestly, the level of delusion it takes to get to this conclusion is truly impressive, because not only was that not even the original line/intention from the script (the original being "why does everyone in this house think I'm in love with Sp*ke?") but the way some people will watch the show Buffy the Vampire Slayer for 6.5 seasons where this woman has repeatedly and consistently and violently said that she DOES NOT love Sp*ke's crusty ass, and then dismiss all of that based of of one line that wasn't even meant to have that one extra word that has fuelled rabid delusions for 20+ years in this cursed fandom.

and then to make matters even funnier, these same people will turn around and twist the line "I loved him more than I will ever love anything in this life" (Buffy re: Angel in S7) into "she meant before, she doesn't love him now, it's so out of character.", ignoring the part where she says "MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THIS LIFE", which means more than she's ever, has ever and will ever love anything in her life, something she has repeated at least once a season for 7 seasons straight..........like, not only are you all delusion, but you also apparently have extremely poor reading comprehension skills.

#to say buffy is an unreliable narrator in any situation involving SP*KE is actually so crazy #Sp*ke the character that has episodes and story arcs specifically dedicated to showing the audience how much of an unreliable narrator he i #a man who for 150+ years has projected his twisted obsessions onto several women who never wanted anything to do with him #and you're telling me you're gonna take his word and one fluke sentence over seasons worth of proof that says otherwise #BE FOR FUCKING REAL #I will never accept that we all watched the same show #the buffy fandom is such an embarrassment #anti spuffy #oh and in case I didn't make myself clear #Buffy was never in love with Sp*ke in season 5 6 or 7 #and even his stupid ass knows it

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coucous-ballad · 6 days

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me when a swiftie appears on my feed, shit talking matty

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selenealwayscries · 2 years

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I was struck by a vision just now and I had to draw it

#mcyt #double life #double life smp #double life spoilers #trafficblr #ethoslab #smallishbeans #smalletho #not tagging as ship cuz this isnt even ship #yes im not shipping them yes im doing this to spite mr joel smallishbeans what about it #god its so funny like #THATS the thing that made etho change his skin from the stomach face . obsessed #im literally laughing my ass off rn no joke #he JUST realized how stupid it looks im gonna cry #catgirl supreme

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gendrie · 7 months

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i know that the show ended four years ago, but i still find shocking that got ended being the biggest "sansa is the starkiest stark" fanfic ever but at the same time it makes absolute sense coming from dumb and dumber

lol yeah. thats always been a standard of sansa stans from tumblr all the way up to d&d. they're completely obsessed with the idea of her superior "starkness" despite the fact her arc is defined, in a lot of ways, by a diminished (not nonexistent but weaker) connection to the starks/north which is by no means subtle in the text. (ie: lady's death, zero weirwoods, minimal refs to the old gods, little association with northern based characters, no lessons in leadership from ned, ect) they don't have much which is why they latch onto trivial shit like polliver, one of gregor's nasty rats, calling her ~winterfell's daughter~ while accusing her of smth she didn't even do. it means nothing (other than stories are unreliable) but they'll treat it as if were an equivalent to something like a weirwood reminding arya of her identity and place in the world.

and "starkness" is an entirely neutral concept tbh. sansa isnt an inferior character for being less associated with the north in general. they're the ones who have assigned an exorbitant value to it bc, again, they only care about her as their qitn fantasy.

#ask #the obsession with that polliver quote will never not be funny to me #he's talking out of his ass #even arya was like thats fucking stupid lol #but thats the best they got

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nerosdayinanime · 10 months

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fuckign obsessed with sabigiyu... sabito's tough and snarky and brash when hes around people but then see him with giyuu and hes the biggest fucking puppy... constantly touching and being affectionate whenever he can, harshly stopping/snapping at anyone who tries to badmouth giyuu or even looks at him wrong, always glancing back when hes talking looking for giyuu's attention and recognition- he so freely displays his love and its just so sickeningly sweet to anyone around as witness

giyuu's a youngest child too, you know he'd eat that shit up. he fucking loves how much sabito spoils him- the occasional time sabito tries to be stern or ignores him all he has to do is bat his eyes and raise the corners of his mouth and sabito near immediately caves to whatever he wants. anything to see giyuu's full smile, and giyuu never hesitates with him

they know exactly what the other wants at a given moment, know when to be soft and sweet or when to be rough and wild- quietly sitting together close enough for their thighs to touch and enjoying the warmth of eachother's presence to playfully pushing buttons until the other snaps and gives their full attention to grappling the other to the ground. they'd both stop at the drop of a dime for the other for whatever reason needed, lovingly teasing and calling the other an idiot the whole way out

#loserboy giyuu posting #fratboy sabito posting #sabigiyu #sabito x giyuu #i found Anything You Want(JAWNY ft. dojacat) and i just asfdghgjhykdsfghjkyj sABITO #he fucking loves giyuu sm. theyre both utterly obsessed with eachother but sabito's more outgoing abt it so its #way more obvious to outsiders. anyone who actually knows how giyuu is see how down bad he is- hes a different person when sabito's #way more obvious to outsiders. anyone who actually knows how giyuu is see how down bad he is- hes a completely different person when #sabito's around vs when hes not and everyone thinks they're ridiculous #sabito got in a fight one time bc he called someone pathetic for being scared to openly love their partner #giyuu had to drag him out like a cat carrying an angry kitten. he was staring them down with death in his eyes then as soon as line of #sight broke he looked to giyuu with a proud little smile and giyuu dropped him on his ass for getting into a fight for such a stupid reason #sabito tried to defend his superior opinion but stopped when giyuu kissed the top of his head and started walking off. scrambled to get up #and follow- whatever he was gonna say forgotten and no longer important #ough...#sorry im unwell about them #i like thinking of what they'd be like if they hadnt lost eachother and turned cold in eachother's absence like they did in canon #sabito asshole & giyuu spoiled brat supremacy #also this is ambiguous as to whether its canon-setting or modern its just Them #'youve got the funk- gets me stupid gets me drunk- ill do anything that you want- anything that you want want want'#its just oUGH

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miami2k17 · 9 months

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girl imagine being inlove with someone since the literal beginning of time and u wait all this time just to kiss them . u spend literally billions of years pining over this one guy Whats its gotta take for you to finally kiss someone after silently pining for them since the beginning of the universe. my sopping wet pathetically rizzless wife. absolutely no game

#hes literally so me coded that's so me. i would do that #good omens 2 spoilers #good omens #also sth about him already having been silently in love with aziraphale for thst whole time by the time it showed them 'meeting' in s1 #what if i KILL! MYSELF. and he fell anyway and STILL kept trying to rizz this dude up in the most roundabout no bitches way possible #AND IT WORKED!!! IT WORKED #god im so obsessed with his stupid ass

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sydmarch · 1 year

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you: an union leader?😳 and he's got feet? 👀

LISTENNNNNNN ITS NOT LIKE THAT WE'VE JUST NEVER SEEN HIM FROM THE WAIST DOWN BEFORE!!

#listen i had always just figured his shoes would be like black or brown or something like #you dont just OWN bright yellow shoes. its so deliberate #& like makes sense for a man who owns a stupid ass singing swordfish clock. when youre obsessed w a niche character #every crumb of new content is like a feast #also WHY DO I OWN THE SAME SHOES LMAOOOO #anon #ask #evrart

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quattroneuville · 1 month

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Guys…….Just found out Ilkka played golf. And guess who was the victim he dragged into /the disease/? Markku Alén.

(also found out he speaks crazily fluent Italian but this thing less important)

#random useless news broadcast who cheer #also do you think christian geistdorfer has something to do with this #lancia and their golf-obsessed co-drivers #there’s a big ass documentary where they just follow ilkka and his stupid journeys one of which being golf course with markku

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magicdyke · 9 months

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dude is just not smart

#i mean if you have a blog entirely dedicated to “discourse” then what can you expect #love that he can just decide that using queer is never ever a slur no matter what and say that being tme doesnt affect you #while also having several different instances of transmisogyny on his blog or thinking he has the right to joke abt certain things #its like ok so you just like the word fag because it makes you sound special #or edgy or whatever #with zero real care for the actual lgbt community at large #like maybe there are people that dont like to be called queer because it is still used as a slur in Most Spaces #also btw hes like “I literally talk abt [transmisogyny] on this blog” but i like did not see a single post referencing trans women #aside from a post where he was getting mad at ppl for being mad that he made some shitty transmisogynisyic joke that he took back later #maybe being obsessed with “transandrophobia” is an insanely moronic thing to do and maybe you have to accept #that you are white and not hypervisible to humanity and have similar problems and experiences to the people similar to you #but still have the ability to exclude transfems from spaces #and are actively doing so by talking the way you do on your stupid ass blog #god. white trans men thinking that they're exactly the only people that have ever experienced oppression that gets ignored by society #drives me fucking crazy #im sorry but you are not special.#the toothpaste flag icon on top of all of this just to really remind everyone that hes a lesbophobe whenever hes talking ever

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soulless-bex · 1 year

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i’m all for redeeming the morally grey character, i love it, please do

but for fucks sake, your character needs to be redeemable in the first place to do so

#i’m looking at you jk bitch #if redeeming snape was absolutely necessary to your stupid story line then all you had to do was change his character here and there #dont make him a bully toward young children #he can be intimidating and scary without being an absolute ass #dont have him join a terrorist group for no reason #dont have him bitch his only friend only to stay obsessed with her afterwards #thats just fucking weird #fanon snape all the way #fuck jrk #hp fandom #harry potter thoughts #severus snape headcanon #writing #morally grey characters #redemption arc

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ozymoron · 8 months

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love them both so fucking dearly my god damn blorbos

#⚠️#my art #obsessed with the twilight sparkle ass hair extensions penelope sometimes wears #spencers hair looks a little weird but like dude you dont understand the hell i went through drawing that #apparently microsoft whiteboards sticky notes are really fucking sticky cause i put them under that drawing and it just attached onto my #lines and would not let go #so i had to individually remove the lines from the sticky note #im not fucking draqwing his stupid hair again im so tired

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fettery-fetterie · 24 days

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Red lights spin, the alarms are going off

-An intruder.

Run around, pick what you gotta fast, they know I'm here

-This is gonna be fun.

Shit. They got me

-Too easy.

...

-...

Here my life lies, my future spilling from my head, I can barely feel my body

And they laugh, they laugh so bastardly, I wish I could have the strength to cry it out

It's helpless. I'm helpless

...

And then, the first hit

And the second

And the third

All cooled out

Do I have to wonder where I got this from? I can't afford that, the pipe leads my way

-Oh, it's you again.

Rush through, knock them, it's about survival now

-Now this is where the fun begins.

Gunshots

-My specialty.

And I bleed

-And you bleed.

The adrenaline gets to me

-Precious wounds from you for me.

Your boys are down

-We're alone

You're alone

-And so scared. My heart rushes. You...it's you!

-You're War! You're what I have been looking for!

-Please...! Your end! My end! All here and now!

I'm just so tired, and I don't feel like working overtime

-What...?

My shift's over. I'm done here.

-No...! NO!

#perceptive little crow #omg hiiiii hi hello. i made some connections and I'm going insane <3 #'have you completely misunderstood another character?' yes i did <3 #i just believe it would be super cool if he was like. completely idealizing the idea of teo as like. a symbol of violence and war #man so obsessed with that bitch he'd go insane over one (1) woman almost killing his stupid ass #bc he didn't feel that kind of rush and struggle and fear and ecstasy for so long. he wants more #and he dreams of the day they can finally get each other's hands on each other. and fight tooth and nail til one falls #and only bc this is about him specifically but I'd also love to talk about teo's potential weight on her shoulders that would be being #the first of like. an entirely new professional career? and a potentially dangerous one at that? like how she'd be the one to set just *so*#many standards about how to deal with myths...oh. how lovely that sounds #ok enough rambling for tonight #I COMPLETELY FORGOT TO MENTION #bc he doesn't get to fight his 'goddess' he lashes out to anyone on her same field. bc he seems them as mere troops which do nothing but #stay in the way of 'their righteous fight'#but also as a way to get even a drop of the same adrenaline he felt that day #ok that's all

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yomiosatious · 1 year

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I have to confess, the reason I believe so strongly that Barney is from Arizona is because of THE FUCKING INSANE LEVELS OF EXTRATERRESTRIAL ACTIVITY THERE???????

#PHOENIX LIGHTSS???#Travis Walton HELLO??#and the fire in the sky movie #that’s based on his fucking crazy alien abduction story #also mount wilson #and rob bigelow??#BUYING PROPERTY THEN ABANDONING IT SAYING THERES FUCKING ALIEN PORTALS???????#do we #do we see the correlation here #please if you need alien information ask I am a fucking loser #i will talk an talk an talk I am so terrified of aliens #Barney being a fuckin conspiracy jackass like me is fulfilling to my soul #sorry I’m exploding info on u #he is not a southern Texas boy he is a fucked up alien lover #obsessed with his stupid weird ass #Barney calhoun #yomiospeakous

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