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piosplayhouse · 1 month

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"umm actually wwx isn't doing demonic cultivation if you think that you have no reading comprehension he's just doing the most correct method of cultivat-" you're just jealous wwx's cultivation doesn't let him forcefeed lwj his blood to autotrigger orgasm via parasitizing his blood stream or to create strap ons using his own demon blood. Admit it. It's ok. Wangxian are also disappointed they can't do that. It's ok. You can fix it via fanon. Just embrace it. Wwx will be happier.

#obligatory joke tag #or is it #i do think people should embrace the well we do have examples of what demons who cultivate can do in mxtx canon #but the answer to that is. freakay sex stuff #i think wwx would be ecstatic to learn pidw demonic cultivation

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labyrynth · 4 months

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i know there’s a lot of acronyms to keep track of with mdzs so i wanted to make this quick guide so you’ll always know who’s who!

wwx -> wuhwush

jc -> jiachuh

jyl -> jiaily

lwj -> luhwuhji

lxc -> lashiche

jgy -> jiggy

jzx -> jizischwa

nmj -> nimiju

nhs -> nihuss

and now you know who each acronym is referring to!! i hope you find this list useful!! 🥰🥰

#obligatory joke tag #moi #mdzs talk #jgy tag #jgy #wwx #lwj #lxc #jyl #i considered tagging nhs but that’s likely to be. the national health service.#or is it system?#jgy is just jgy!

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toasterdrake · 1 year

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Xedgin this Xedgin that. don't lie to yourselves Edgin/Jarnathan is the real OTP

#obligatory joke tag #dndhat #edgin darvis #jarnathan #xenk yendar #xedgin

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dumbasswithapen · 5 months

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Guys what if I got this beautiful tshirt 🤪😜😝🥳😒🥺😫

#obligatory joke tag #mdzs #wangxian #lan wangji #wei wuxian #I’m not even in this fandom anymore this is just a sumbass joke me and my friends haev

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70eeznutz · 1 year

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To be honest I headcanon Four to be Mexican, X is Japanese and Two is British

(Idk I just see it)

oh cool! i don’t really get the last one though tbh

#obligatory joke tag #asks

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anarchistbitch · 1 year

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the thing about sports season is that i really actually do not care. that man hit a "ball"? so did several characters from my yaoi books smh

#obligatory joke tag #i do not care truly but if its a sasian country against britain i am fully rooting for sasians<3<3 #m

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blaacknoir · 1 year

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about the jurgen leitner stamp post, there's a lot of places online you can order custom stamps! especially on etsy

👀

Do you know what kind of hell you have just unleashed.

*gets a Leitner stamp and goes nuts in the library*

#asks #panopticonsys #i mean no i would never do that #obligatory joke tag #(don't deface library books kids)#(i mean it)

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rtgame · 1 year

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"there's something wrong over there [on tumblr]" hes talking about me specifically

#obligatory joke tag

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kyannnite · 2 years

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my favorite thing abt people saying tgcf has no smut is like. okay yeah it has maybe less overtly sexual content than mdzs and scum villain or whatever but how could you ever forget mr. xie lian stroking hua cheng’s saber and complimenting it makes it grow larger and the wonderful author’s note mxtx gave us where she mentions that e-ming takes baths with xie lian. guys

#obligatory joke tag #did we not learn from wangxian and bichen.#bean talks

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catboygirlboss · 1 year

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#obligatory joke tag

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piosplayhouse · 1 month

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[LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER] Chu wanning is so disgusting!!! you have no idea. he canonically never washes his clothes (people just don't get close enough to realize how nasty they are) and doesn't clean to the point where there's gross stuff around his room. he's so aloof no one realizes but the MC has to do his laundry and clean his room and freaks the fuck out at how grossnasty he is. that guy may not know what a League of Legend is but he's definitely got the lifestyle of one

I find it in somewhat poor taste to judge the condition of the body over the condition of the soul. The horse that sleeps in the dirtiest stall may outshine the rest on the derby track the next day. Tis not the sheen of the animal that will lead you to glory, but its nature. Likewise, the most tainted hearted amongst us will come dressed in the finest apparel. Remember this.