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nottefierr · 2 months

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one of the most cheesiest pickup lines i ever heard

hey do u have wifi

cuz i'm rly feelin a connection

#*crickets*#cheesy pick up lines #hehe #notterants #nottefierr

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dspd · 11 months

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Petition for all the nott/potter shippers to have Harry call Theo "Teddy" as a pet name which causes shock and apalled faces by all the pure bloods who can't understand what Harry has that's so special that a pureblood like Theo would deign to be called such a muggle word

#oh look #one of my fav rarepairs is taking up space in my brain again #theo nott #harry potter #nottpott #notter #tharry

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fairytalemovies · 4 months

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the-francakes · 1 year

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Behind him, Theo hears the bathroom door open. The warmth from the steam washes over him, and he has to gulp to keep his wits about him. He doesn’t turn around, though he can feel Potter standing behind him like he’s waiting for something.

Then Theo realises Potter's waiting for him to move out of the way.

“Er, sorry,” Theo trips over his words yet again. “This one will do I guess.”

He grabs a shirt without looking at it and does his best to walk away casually instead of sprinting like he would rather.

“Not a problem. You alright with still sharing the bed?” Potter asks.

Theo pulls his shirt on and starts on the buttons. Now clothed, he feels a bit more courageous and chances a look at Potter. He’s still naked, with just a fluffy white towel wrapped around his waist. It almost has Theo swooning to the floor, so he plops onto the bed and pretends to fix his shoelaces.

“Yeah. Not a problem,” Theo repeats precisely what Potter said before because he doesn’t understand how words work anymore.

“You OK?” Potter asks, tilting his head.

The honest, truthful answer is no. No, Theo is not okay. Not okay because all he wants to do is get on his knees, tug that towel off, and nuzzle his face against Potter’s cock and balls.

But instead, he forces a smile and nods.

“Yeah, I’m great.”

I WANNA SEE SOME ARSE on AO3

#nottpott #harry potter #theodore nott #theo nott #notter #should i be working right now? yes #am i goting to make memes for all my fics? its possible kids

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searchsystem · 2 years

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Notter + Vigne / Société Suisse des Ingénieurs et des Architectes / Genève en Projets / Catalogue / 2018

#notter + vigne #société suisse des ingénieurs et des architectes #genève en projets #catalogue #2018 #numbers #printed matter #spread #typography

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plotandburn · 1 year

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Harry Potter Gets Adopted By ....

ok so, before anything starts let's get to the rules:

No reader-inserts, self-inserts or unhappy endings are allowed.

spanking, watersports, extremely underage ships or parent/child incest are only allowed if portrayed on a negative light.

Peter Petigrew and Dolores Umbridge must be bashed

Dumbledore must be gay and atracted to Grindewalt and Grindewalt alone.

poor grammar is not allowed (you don't need a beta but at least use grammarly some form of grammar corrector)

You are not allowed to bash Severus Snape, Sirius Black,Draco Malfoy or Remus Lupin

Hagrid can only be paired with Madame Maxine and no one else

8. Mad Eye Moody and Amelia Bones can't be paired with anyone

9. Minerva Mcgonagal can only be paired with Poppy Pomfrey or anyone on the staff that she never taugh herself.

10. Crabbe and Goyle can only be paired with Daphne Greengrass, Astoria Greengrass, Milicent Bulstrode, Susan Bones, Hannah Abbot, each other or an Oc.

Now,just to clarify, Harry won't be adoted by all the mean girls at the same time ofc. You get to choose. Here's how i envision him turning out if adopted by each of them:

Harry James Heron Samuels (Adopted son of Cady and Aaron):

+Crazy good at math. As expected since Cady is his mom.

+Like Cady, he loves animals and nature so he ends up being as found of magical creatures as Charlie, Newt or Hagrid.

+Also compares high school to a jungle.

+Highly observer/this nigga is in no way in hell oblivious like his canon self.

+Loves Pranks.

+I'd imagine he is a major bookworm, specially since canon Harry most likely would be if it weren't for the Dursley's

+Gryffindor through and through.

+ Takes Care and Artimancy.

+Goes on to work with magical cratures.

+Has a major vengefull streak.

+recomended ships: Harmony, Huna , Notter and Charry (is this the oficial name for the Harry/Charlie Weasley ship? )

Harry George Oman (Adopted son of Regina and Shane ):

+A major Jock, who like his mom, uses sports as a way of relieving stress.

+Can be hella intimidating but would never bully someone since his mom learned from her past mistakes and taught him better than that.

+ Also Has a major vengefull streak.

+Also highly observer/this nigga is in no way in hell oblivious like his canon self.

+ an extremely good liar and manipulator.

+Extremely confortable in the leadership role.

+Slytherin through and through.

+takes care and runes.

+ grows up to become a professional quidditch player.

+Recomended ships: Drary, Blarry, Hinny, Haphne, Hansy, Hastoria.

Harry Wieners (Song of Gretchen and...someone):

+Major gossiper. his mom is Gretchen afterall.

+ also Highly observer/this nigga is in no way in hell oblivious like his canon self.

+also an extremely good liar and manipulator.

+Fluent in Vietnamese thanks to his mom.

+ Takes Ancient Runes as one of his electives.

+ Grows up to become a jornalist ( something his canon self would probably never do but it's dowright perfect for him)

+Slytherin through and through.

+Recomended ships: same as Harry George Oman but with the inclusion of Harvati and whatever the name of Harry/Lavander Brown ship is.

Harry James Smith ( Adopted son of Karen Smith and someone....Her cousin Seth? idk you get to choose):

+Extremely Responsable.

+Does the taxes for his mom, since i'd rekon she wouldn't know how.

+Major Mother Hen.

+ Friends with everyone

+As oblivious as his canon self, not due to being unobservant but to often being to distracted thinking about other things.

+Either a Puff or a Raven. Not Slytherin or Ravenclaw though.

+Takes care and Artimancy.

+Grows up to become a teacher or a healer.

+Will cut ties with anyone that calls his mom stupid or anything or the sort.

+Recomended ships: Harmony,Huna,Hinny, Hedric.

You can also make Harry be adpted by two plastics at once, in wich case the traits will be combined.

++++++++++Bonus:

Harry James Ian ( Adopted son of Janis Ian and Kevin):

+Major Goth

+ Also Crazy good at math.

+Good at making plans that actually work.

+Loves pranks.

+Hates bullying but has a bit of a mean streak.

+ Also Takes Artimancy.

++ also Highly observer/this nigga is in no way in hell oblivious like his canon self.

+Goes on to do something in the ministry(you get to choose)

+Gryffindor through and through.

+Recomended ships: Hinny,Huna, Hedric.

Harry Cocco ( Glenn Cocco and Someone):

+Glenn Cocco is a blank slot so in this case the sky is the limit.

#plot bunny #harry potter #drarry #hinny #huna #harmony #hedric #hastoria #hansy #blarry #notter #harry potter is raised by othes #harry potter gets adopted by #mean girls #harry potter fic idea #harry potter fandom

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randomawesomeweirdo · 1 year

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Why am I getting emo about getting rid of my mattress like it's fine its time for a new one but the human condition of assigning emotions to inanimate objects is wild

#socs #its a MATTRESS NOTTER

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slyeepy · 2 months

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scratch x barry for notter !!

#sparklecare #sparklecare hospital #art

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lillamolntuss · 10 months

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”i have” - the have notter

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manfrommars2049 · 1 year

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The Tiny Dragon by Jason R. Notter via ImaginaryDragons

#ImaginaryDragons #YanniRotten

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raposeira · 1 year

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More of the guys. The lead vocalist ain’t much but that guitarist? On a whole ‘notter level dude.

Song rec of the post is “Trainspotting” by La elite! A bit a more modern sound :)

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nottefierr · 2 months

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REMEMBERING THAT TIME I POSTED AN INCESTUOUS COMMENT ON YT BACK WHEN I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT IT WAS KILLL MMMMEEEEER A ANANAOWJWIEBWKWBKWBWJWBENENWN

#BRO I DIDN'T know wHAT INCEST WAS BACK THEN---#but dw i'm extremely against incest #notterants #nottefierr

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talkingteardrop · 4 months

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SOBBING (TPOT 9 Spoilers)

TEARDROPS GONE SHE SACRIFICED HERSELF TO CURE EVERYONE ELSE AND JUST NOTS UFE? IM ACTUALLY GONNA CRY I LOVE ALL THE JUST NOTTERS AND MY GORL IS GOOOOONE

I MEAN AT LEAST I GOT TO SEE PIE AGAIN BUT SHE BARELY HAD SCREENTIME WUAAAAAAH

AND ONE? THE EXITORS NOW KNOW THERES MORE NUMBERS

FUCKING

MATCH AND PENCIL ACTUALLY SPLITTING UP????

#ooc #tpot 9 spoilers

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fairytalemovies · 7 months

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