"let's finish setting up your computer" i've had this laptop since 2018 maybe you shoukd just kill yourself mr windows
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- the last guardian -
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Title/Name: Soyjak Shark
Wojak Series: Soyjak (Variant), Animal (Variant)
Image posted by: @celatres2 on Twitter
Main Tag: Shark Wojak
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You are a student who can stop time, you have stopped time in during an exam to cheat when you see something in the corner of your eye move.
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oh they deleted my pinned post for “””””””””hate speech””””””””””” so heres a new one
TO EVERY SINGLE TRANSPHOBE, TUMBLR STAFF MEMBER AND THE CUNT WHO REPORTED MY PINNED— 野球のバットで穴マンコを刺し通せ、腸が裂きてお前は死ぬまでぞこのアホヤロウ
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poor person: please can you help me my car got stolen and without it I'm going to lose my job and I already can't afford rent I'm going to be homeless please help me please do SOMETHING
the cop sloppily writing your police report who has no intention whatsoever of trying to investigate the crime and wouldn't care if you died in front of him:
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a good sumerian inexplicably donated five packs of 500 temporary tattoos to the classroom, each pack featuring identical pictures of a different invasive species of bug
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I went to get bread
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I went to get bread
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The explorer arrives to Boborás
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The explorer arrives to Boborás
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YOU ARE GORGEOUS
YOU ARE WORTHY OF PLATONIC AND/OR ROMANTIC LOVE
YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT ELSE YOU'RE WORTHY OF??
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THAT'S RIGHT.
fourteen dollar
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It smells like warm lawn
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bit of a foggy but otherwise nice morning
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I think a lot about this writing on the walls I saw at Porto
Translated it means “To Enes, dear friend to whom we laugh and sing. We love you a lot”. It was written unceremoniously on the walls of a house, next to the door. I think about it a lot
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