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yanderes-galore ¡ 1 year
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Can you do Kenny vs Butters from south park?
Ah yes, the two who are opposite but are totally best friends. Love them too. Aged up as usual. Aiming for after high school but sometime before the covid special.
Take two as I accidentally did not save the last one 😭 Which I am so mad about, why doesn't mobile Tumblr have autosave like PC!? Hopefully it's as good as the last draft-
Yandere! Kenny McCormick vs Butters Stotch
Pairing: Romantic - Rivalry
Possible Trigger Warnings: Gender-Neutral Darling, Obsession, Kidnapping, Murder, Delusional behavior, Overprotective behavior, Mentions of marriage/children, Trauma mentioned, Suicide, Violence, Jealousy.
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They are both very similar in terms of how they act towards their darling and their end goals.
Kenny is empathetic, sweet, smart, loyal but profane towards his darling.
He has a more intimate take on his obsession than Butters and is much more mature, especially when aged up.
Butters takes on a more innocent view of his obsession.
He's always been gullible, even as an adult.
He's comforting, sweet, gullible, and strives for self improvement.
That last one makes him more considerate towards you.
Kenny and Butters may also both have psychological trauma due to their upbringings.
Kenny because of his death curse.
Butters because of his strict parents.
Kenny's yandere behavior may be Obsessive, Overprotective, Manipulative, Delusional, Cruel, and Clingy.
Butters yandere behavior may be Manipulative/Easily manipulated, Delusional, Gullible, Clingy, Protective.
Out of both of them, you can probably stall Butters obsession with how gullible and non-confrontational he is.
It'll at least leave it to brew just a bit longer.
Butters is honestly the one best to deal with.
If you correct him then you can have a normal relationship with him.
He wants to improve for you!
Kenny... not so much.
They are very similar yanderes it's just Kenny has a more mature view of your relationship.
Butters treats his crush/obsession like the classic innocent view of a pair.
He fantasizes of marriage and children, wanting to get a job that pays well to provide for you.
He isn't really one to kidnap.
In fact, Butters seems like the yandere who'd fail at kidnapping then try to excuse himself.
A way he could do it is if he lured you into his house then locked all the doors.
Then you can get started on planning your relationship!
Kenny has a similar goal of wanting to provide and care for you as his darling.
He isn't sure about marriage but he does want a future where it's just the two of you.
Out of both of them Kenny is probably the one to be more jealous.
He's more capable of kidnapping and murder than Butters.
Although, due to how "submissive" Butters is and how they're both great friends... there's a chance they could share sometimes.
Share is more like tolerate on Kenny's part.
There's times where they can both be near each other and care for you like showing affection.
Although one of them will be too jealous and lash out if it goes on too long.
There's two ways a yandere Butters can go.
Submissive and innocent, delusions being the thing that drives him and he avoids conflict/violence.
Or the falsely innocent yandere that pretends to be all sweet, yet doesn't mind violence or murder if he feels it is necessary.
This brings the question, would they harm each other?
That's kinda in the middle.
Butters may back off if confronted...
But there's also a chance he may harm Kenny if he pushed.
It's rare, yet Butters does adore you...
If he wants to keep you as his he may have to harm his best buddy.
With Kenny there's a moment of hesitance before he tries anything.
Does he really want to harm Butters?
If he also feels pushed for it he may hurt him but not kill him.
Butters may kill Kenny if he loses it, yet it doesn't change anything in the end.
Which leads into getting away from them....
You can get away from Butters if you manipulate him with how gullible he is.
He believes every word you say...
Just don't say you hate/don't love him-
His delusions take over and he'd never let you go.
Kenny is less soft.
He'd kidnap you and refuse to let you go.
You could kill him, sure...
But Kenny will just show up on your door step, willing to overlook that little error.
Butters can't get rid of him and neither can you.
Out of both of them, Kenny is definitely one of the more intense ones.
Despite this they both have the ability to share more than Stan and Kyle.
While those two are also both friends, they are willing to fight and pick at each other to love you.
Kenny and Butters work because of the fact they can tolerate that they both like you.
For a little while, at least.
It doesn't seem like you'll be able to get away from them.
One of them can't die...
The other is so delusional he'd follow you anywhere-
To take this into darker territory...
Butters could do one of those double suicide tropes with his darling.
After all, that would solve the Kenny problem...
It would throw Kenny into grief, however.
This rivalry is very interesting as it teeters between working and not working.
Either way you don't really have a choice on who you go with.
It just depends who's more intense.
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mango-bango-bby ¡ 1 year
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I swear Tumblr is driving me nuts with it eating my asks! This is the fourth time I've written an ask and you haven't received it! (Or you could be just working on one and I could be a blind person, sorry-) I'm not upset at you, I'm upset at Tumblr! I was hoping to request single dad Deku. I love the domestic vibes from this cute series but I was wondering what made him kidnap his darling? Perhaps his daughter comes home crying to her dad saying that her favorite teacher announced that they'll be going away soon due to them moving away/getting married.
♡ Home Early ♡
(A/N: I’m sorry tumblr kept eating your ask, so I hope this was worth it!!! I missed writing for single dad Deku and Isamu, I love them so much 😭😭😭 Thank you for the request!!)
Content Warning ⚠️: Yandere, domestic stuff, children, angst, mentions of kidnapping 
Summary: You’re going to move away but Isamu and Izuku don’t want you to (Yan!Izuku x GN!reader)
Masterlist ➸ ♡
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You rock Isamu in your lap trying to calm her down. You had expected the children in your class to be sad about you leaving but not this much. You had announced this morning that you would soon be moving daycares as well as cities because your boyfriend wanted to move so you would go with him. Of course, many toddlers shed some tears at the announcement but none were as upset as Isamu.
Isamu immediately started sobbing at the news, begging you to stay with her and not to leave her. It was the middle of the day now, the rest of the children having nap time, Isamu couldn’t sleep though. Rather still crying, burying her face into your chest and holding onto your sweater.
“Isamu, please don’t cry” you say softly, gently stroking her curly hair. She doesn’t respond and unlike what you wanted she began to cry even harder. Should you call her father? You really don’t want to interrupt him, you know that heroes are probably incredibly busy.
“Don’t leave” Isamu sobs, her breaths uneven. You’re surprised she hasn’t passed out at how much she’s been crying. “Honey, I have to. My boyfriend’s moving there so I’m going to go with him” You say only to get more tears in response. “No!” She whines, clutching onto you tighter. You’re quite sure that you’ll have to send her home early.
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Izuku was very concerned when he was called by the daycare to come pick up his daughter. He was even more concerned when Isamu kept crying every time he tried to take her away from you. He was honestly sad but embarrassed, he loved his daughter more than anything but he was also in love with you and was worried you’d think he was a bad father from her melt down.
He was able to eventually pry her off of you. Taking her to the car, buckling her in her car seat despite her protests. “Won’t you tell me what’s wrong?” He worriedly asks, wiping off some of her tears. “Y/n-sensei is l-leaving” she mumbles quietly before breaking down again and telling him what you said.
“What do you mean they’re leaving, sweet pea?” He asks soothingly, almost as if not accepting her words. He’s not sure if he should believe her or not. She was a toddler after all.
But what if she was telling the truth. Izuku was obsessed with you and couldn’t imagine being away from you. He had already planned out your lives together! If you left you two would never be able to get married, Isamu would never be the flower girl, you’d never greet him with a kiss every time he came home, you two would never be able to give Isamu a younger sibling, you two could never adopt a dog, or grow old together!
Izuku comes to the conclusion he needs to take you for himself. It’s the only way to keep you to himself.
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Thank you for reading, darling!!
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kexing ¡ 6 months
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Its so wild to see how openly and aggressively people hate forcebook and their work. Iknow bl opinions are so varied but other than the odd 'this is not for me' i never really come across hate for pairings on here (maybe its different on twitter idk) so its so insane that when it comes to fb people just stop being considerate to fans or even look to bother them actively. there are some actors who get rightly criticized for awful behaviour but with fb it just seems like its the one pairing that people are allowed to shit on and thats why they do it? bc what's the worst they've done? not act the way you would want them to or take part in a show you didn't like?? why would people then focus so much on them rather than focus on the stuff they do like? its so baffling i truly wonder if its just 'playground join in with the bully' behaviour. sorry thats been on my mind as someone who only filters into bl every now and then, its so strange.
hi there!
RIGHT????? before them, i had never seen hate for pairings on this level. i knew about some problematic actors and pairings that had broken up so most people had moved on but actual gratuitous hate??? was unknown to me.
i used to think we all minded our business with our faves and everyone lived in peace. at least it was like that here on tumblr for my first years of bl. i do think twitter is different and probably worse, but the way their behavior has been poisoning tumblr as well is concerning.
truly. i don’t KNOW what’s with forcebook that people seem to enjoy hating on them. they’ve been on the public eye for nearly two years now, they have zero rumors, zero scandals, zero accusations, work hard, just do their thing, openly support the lgbtq+ community, all their coworkers like them, for fanfest in japan geminifourth, joong and phuwin went to force’s room in the middle of the night to hang out because their adore spending time with him, their previous directors adore them, p’film considers forcebook his actual children and p’new opens his arms for book to bear hug him whenever he sees him.
hell, even their old classmates from school came forward to say they were really nice people back then. that force was popular because he was friends with everyone and book was quiet but sweet.
when there’s actual deeply problematic actors out there. people who get accused of unspeakable things EVERY SINGLE DAY. and fans still defend them and give them 937482848384 chances.
it just doesn’t make sense to me. WHY would you be so obsessed with someone you don’t like? focus on your faves instead of complaining about other people just doing their job!!!!!!!!!!
i do usually call it “hate train” because it seems like everybody’s hopping on it just because it’s going around a lot.
but STILL. i see some criticism that’s just baffling. the way people will take forcebook’s words out of context and attack them with it, invent shit saying they’re nepotism babies (they are not). some even use forcebook’s friendship against them which is????? surreal. jobless behavior. go find a hobby or something else to do???? WHAT ARE YOU GAINING FROM ALL THIS?????
force and book are very open about their friendship and how it’s not perfect because they like being honest with us instead of painting a false image of their relationship, it’s not for people to turn it into weapons!! the disrespect is just so infuriating!
i’m not asking for everyone to start loving forcebook, just RESPECT THEM. or even ignore them. but don’t ruin things for them 😭😭😭 and us fans who are just trying to support them.
it’s okay! i wonder about the same things every single day. and i sincerely don’t know if i’m just too biased or something but i have never understood the amount of hate and still don’t because i would never do this to anyone. i never expected things to become like this.
but oh well :/
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h-harleybaby ¡ 1 year
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Wrestler Eric Cartman (aged up obvi) Pt. 10
I need therapy and I’m slowly becoming more obsessed with Jimmy and Cartman 💀
The entire reason I got on the South Park part of tumblr was Kenny but anyways, Jimmy needs more content and if y’all ever find some dm me <333
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• The coaches definitely poke fun at your puppy like behavior towards Cartman. Always, without fail, says “Aww, where’s your boyfriend” and “You miss your boyfriend?” as a joke to you when he isn’t there
• Coach didn’t actually think y’all would ever get together because it’s fucking Eric and he’s known the high schooler since freshman year.
• The coaches took a liking to you and consider you like a daughter so would definitely have a talk with Eric saying how he should never treat you badly or they’d probably fail him
• You and Cartman have the wrestling study hall so y’all chill together and he lets you read tarot cards for him. He secretly loves how into it you get, it makes him really happy to see you so interested in something
• The wrestling season is coming to an end now (Cough so that means this is gonna end until I get ideas or until wrestling seasons starts again Cough) so everything’s calming down! It’s really nice to not have practice and be able to walk home with you without being tired
• Cartman kinda misses leaving the sweat imprints on you tho
• Well the high school wrestling season is over, BUT NOT FOR THE LITTLE KIDS
• So your team is helping out the younger kids and teaching them how to wrestle!
• It’s actually kinda cute, and for once you’re the older one so they somewhat respect you
• Besides a couple, but it’s fine because Cartman scares them and always keeps them in line for you <3333
• All of the younger kids either hope they’re like you guys in highschool or they think you’re gross af. Especially when you guys kiss, you can always hear a chorus of groans from the younger kids
• You’ve more or less adopted them all as your children and Cartman begrudgingly just went with it. He doesn’t mind kids, he even wants his own some day but these kids- were so god damn annoying
• One time he actual threw one of his shoes at one of them and then the kid smirked at him before the kid threw it at him. MY GOD THE LOOK ON HIS FACE WHEN HE FELL OH HIS KNEES BECAUSE THAT KID KNEW WHERE THEY WERE AIMING
• The fact that when he tried putting on his shoe the shoelace broke 😭😭 (if y’all follow me you know where that came from 💅)
• I think it’s safe to say he hated those fucking kids. Well not really, you cared for them so it’s ok ish
• CARTMAN ABSOLUTELY DESPISED HOW HORNY THE MIDDLE SCHOOLERS WERE THO! They were all really gross and greasy and they kept flirting with you. Ofc you would never go for one of them, especially because of the age difference but it still pissed him off
• A lot of them called you mommy and told you pick up line after pick up line while you and him cringed like y’all never have before
• Thank god middle school wrestling is only a month, although you two will miss those annoying lil buggers good fucking riddance
• Anyways, end of wrestling season means field trips as a team! Like going to see a movie together as a team and having a banquet
• You have to beg Cartman to get on the zipline at the venue you’re at and even when you beg him he’s still hesitant
• He looked so stupid on the zipline and he screamed over a small jump I CANT-
• I can see him literally FIGHTING with everyone so they could all see a horror movie as a team
• He thought it was super boring while everyone on the team literally looked white because they were all scared, you even had a death grip on him it was hilarious
• Everyone on the team refused to talk to Cartman for a second because now they were wondering why they even let him out of all people choose a movie
• It’s fine tho, he held you for most of the movie
• Even tho he was teasing you for wanting to be held it was still real sweet
GOD I’M F I N A L L Y FINISHING THIS
It’s not proof read at all sorry guysssss
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blorbocedes ¡ 2 years
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charlos for @vegasgrandprix as tumblr deleted my post for violating community guidelines 😭
Prompt: charlos… perhaps h/c. As long as Charles is baby girl I’d be please
i am so stupid for the longest time I was trying to figure out what h/c is... hair condition, hand cock, hard consent before realizing it was hurt/comfort 😭😭 babygirl + service top for u
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"Congratulations, Carlos, you deserve it." Charles had miserably squeaked out, holding on to his duty of sportsmanlike conduct after finishing their post-race summary video. Another race, another Ferrari strategy fuck up; this time Carlos making it on the podium because he had ignored the call to box; and Charles ever the prodigal son got royally fucked over -- what should've been an easy 1-2 became a 3-4.
He was happy about his own result, of course, but for the team as a whole this was becoming a worrying trend. You shouldn't have to be fighting your own team, while going against the Redbulls ahead and Mercedes behind. Carlos was also well aware of his role as Ferrari's second driver; it is to complement and support the first. It seemed the young il-predestinato was having to deal with the tragedy of destiny not announcing before it came. Charles would never know what waiting 7 years for his first win would feel like, and Carlos would never know what the entire weight of Ferrari's hopes and expectations to bring home the crown feels. In a way, they only really had each other. Both middle children, but Charles grew up with brothers; Carlos carried his father's name as the only son; he knew a thing or two about large shoes to fill. Being a second driver meant taking care of Charles fell into his list of duties too.
Charles opened the door when Carlos knocked. He wore misery like a painting, the dejected little mouse.
"Carlos, now is not a good time. I thought you would be out cele--" Charles started saying, wide-eyed and shiny like he'd been crying, but Carlos had already stepped in, closing the door neatly behind him and pulling Charles in for a hug. He has learned that often times, what Charles says and what he needs are not the same.
"You should have been up there with me. You drove brilliantly." Carlos tells him, and he can feel Charles reacting to his words -- makes no escape to leave his embrace.
"No—this is not right, you had a good race, you should be enjoying it, not here." Charles says, while sinking further into Carlos' arms, who rubs circles on his back. Charles, Charles and his need to be a martyr, to say and do and be everything right and still come up short with no fault of his own. There is no question why he is so beloved, from fans to the engineers at Maranello, with shoulders ready to carry the weight of the world.
"Shhh." Carlos shushed him, and Charles did. They were practically the same height, but Charles felt small in his hands; like he could throw him easily if he wanted to. He should come up with a label, "this side up. fragile, handle with care" although Charles wouldn't appreciate the comparison.
"It's not fair." Charles admitted quietly, so quiet that if he had not tucked his chin on his shoulder, by Carlos' ear it would've been eaten up by the air. These the words he could never admit to the world, but here, to Carlos he could. He wrapped his arms around Carlos too, and if anyone made a move they would break apart a million miles away -- instead of this warm contact, heartbeat to heartbeat.
"It's not," Carlos agreed. He told Charles what he tells himself when the inevitable blues catch up to him, finding him unaware. "But you are a Ferrari driver. You are driving your best. And you will race again next week."
He can feel Charles nod against him.
And later, when they're sitting down in the small motorhome -- still in each other's arms and Charles starts rutting against him, Carlos lets him.
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sparkxii-callout ¡ 2 years
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Warning post for @/spotlightmeyroplex on tumblr (previously @/sparkxii), aka Haley / Hatch
Content warnings: Racism, misgendering, ableism, and death threats sent to and wishing harm upon minors
TLDR: Haley participated in a discussion about racefaking when he is white, and then, when a black person was made uncomfortable by it, she made the black person out to be the aggressor and played victim while misgendering the black person in the process. He has allegedly sent death threats to those as young as 14, openly wished harm upon the children that she harassed, and used an ableist term to describe a DID system that he didn’t like. After being called out for all of this, she left Twitter and became more active here to run away from all of this. He also caused a non-white person to be harassed for months because she (a white person) accused him of racism, because Haley assumed that their non-white original characters were 1) all aliens 2) all evil; an incredibly racist assumption.
(If reblogging this, keep in mind that Haley uses he/she pronouns. I will not tolerate misgendering on my post. I do not condone harassment or death threats, either.)
Haley is a tumblr user who moved here from Twitter due to being called out for her actions. In this post, I will detail what it is he is trying to hide and run away from. A lot of this information will be taken from Marnie (@/wnderhoy on Twitter), who created the original post on her behavior.
Haley, during her Twitter days, had a main account and a private account that he let mutuals follow. On her private, she made a post about how he was uncomfortable with a black person who called him out on her inserting herself into a discussion about racefaking when he is white. She then proceeded to make this post on her private account, advising that people not follow the black person in question.
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(Transcript: “This user makes me uncomfortable I wish so many of my friends weren’t mutuals w him I know it’s selfish but this is embarrassing 😭” “This was the one who told someone to call me out btw. Don’t put faer on my tee el” “Not to be eye for an eye petty but love told everyone I was racist and I sent death threats to kids. If you wanna be around him idgaf just don’t be around faer while around me”)
The black person in question never told anyone to call him out, and only told someone about faer personal experience with Haley, and an anonymous source alleging that she sent death threats to a 14-year-old. Fae didn’t even allege that Haley was antiblack, but Haley, as a white person, used her platform to make the people following him think that the black person was a bad person for being uncomfortable with the fact that he involves himself in a discussion that she had no place in. Haley never even recognized that he was wrong.
Proof of him saying that Haley isn’t antiblack:
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You may have noticed that I changed the pronouns used for the transcript, and that is because Haley misgendered the person, as well, in his eagerness to paint the black person as the bad guy. The person’s pronouns were in his bio.
After all of this came to light, Haley resorted to self-victimization:
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(Transcript: “This is making me sick. Someone leaked my priv and now I look like some huge evil.” “I think I just need to leave the website in general. This is unhealthy for me.”)
The creator of the original post also got this DM:
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(Transcript: “Hi, I’d like to remain anonymous but when I first met Haley he was in the middle of the drama with that Link account. I can’t provide screenshots but he admitted at the time for telling the account owner to die as well as other people that shipped Link and Zelda. He is aware but changed the narrative. Just figured you should know if that is brought up.” “I cleaned up my main account and most of the older tweets are gone and sadly that was caught in them.”)
While in drama with another user (@/GRIMSLEYSEX_), who is a DID system, Haley stated that it had ��multiple personalities’ (an outdated and ableist way to refer to someone with DID), and stated that she wanted to see xem in pain multiple times throughout, even stating that he enjoyed seeing it in pain. He even called the user a masochist, which is a sexual term, while the user was a child. She participated in harassment of the user in question. While what the user was accused of doing was abhorrent, that is no excuse for ableism, sexualizing a child and saying that you liked seeing a child in pain.
Unfortunately, much of the proof of these wrongdoings has been lost after Haley deleted lots of posts, deactivated her Twitter account and moved to tumblr to escape his past, which he did after being called out. This may or may not have been on purpose. However, if you do things such as search up ‘sparkxiiii Nox’ (‘Nox’ being the name that the user that Haley harassed and wished harm upon), you will see people participating in a discussion about the user who deleted all of her Tweets, with the person with deleted Tweets being the one accusing Nox of being awful, which is, at least, evidence of Haley’s hatred for it and his participation in the drama.
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(Transcription: “Nop, I have asked from the very start. And if the victims don’t owe me anything then the thread stays. As long as I get evidence of the behavior that Nox is horrible. Otherwise. Saying you have evidence and not show me just shows you have none at all.”)
Here’s that TLDR again: Haley participated in a discussion about racefaking when he is white, and then, when a black person was made uncomfortable by it, she made the black person out to be the aggressor and played victim while misgendering the black person in the process. He has allegedly sent death threats to those as young as 14, openly wished harm upon the children that she harassed, and used an ableist term to describe a DID system that he didn’t like. After being called out for all of this, she left Twitter and became more active here to run away from all of this.
Haley moved to tumblr to get away from these past actions and to, once again, have a platform of people who don’t know that he is the type to do any of these things. I do not condone harassment, death threats or wishing harm upon Haley (let’s not stoop to his level), but I do condone reblogging this post and warning others of her past actions as to make sure that he will not be successful in running away from them.
Thank you for your time.
Edit #1: I have gotten permission to add a testimony from another user about Haley’s racism.
“I'm mixed almost equally German and Native American, and I'm writing a book involving the experiences of characters from mixed families/of different cultures interacting. Sparkxii took a joke I made (pointing out that people with blue eyes are a statistical minority, which is... Scientifically true and was ironic to the conversation) completely out of context and began calling me racist and accused me of romanticizing Naziism.
Sparkxii then combed through my blog, saw that I have non-white characters in my books, and... Accused me of being racist for the fact that they existed, because, according to them, someone would ONLY write a book with poc in it because they wanted to make poc the "bad guys". Their logic and tantrum revolved around their assumption that everyone thinks poc are evil.
Sparkxii assumed that I made the "humanoid aliens" (they aren't aliens, they're all humans) ALL POC and that the "aliens" were ALL EVIL and trying to ravage the human race which MUST BE ALL WHITE....... Yeah. Basically he proved how profoundly racist he was by seeing a bunch of non-white book characters and immediately reading them as evil aliens.”
He further elaborated in DMs that “there was a solid several months after it happened where I couldn't log into Tumblr because there were just THAT many messages telling me to kill myself or calling me a Nazi/kkk member.. Which is, above all else, incredibly ironic for a blonde/blue eyed person to accuse a mixed person of.”
Edit #2: As-of March 6th, sparkxii was suspended by tumblr staff (likely for her continuous suicide baiting). As-of March 15th, Haley is back on tumblr under @/spotlightmetroplex.
This is this account’s pinned as of March 19th (proof of them being the same person):
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(Transcript: “(Red pin emoji) Pinned. Was spark.xii got termed via stalkers + attempting to get account back ect ect + no big changes + asks and submissions off permanently + this is just a passive temp.”)
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knightlousee ¡ 1 year
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HIIIII I LOVED YOUR SEAMOON HCS SO MUCH!!!!!!! and I noticed you liked polyancients too so I was wondering if you can give me some polyancients hcs of all the ancients but mainly centered around golden cheese!! it's alright if you wanna do all of them btw I'm down for anything HAHAHAHAHAHHA anyways thank youuuu!!
AWWWH THIS IS THE NICEST ASK IVE GOTTEN IN TUMBLR THUS FAR 😭💕 TYSM IM GLAD YOU LIKED THEM
gonna do all five of the ancients cause imjust that nice 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻
pure vanilla
Half-Cakehound (has the ears and tail)
Incredibly affectionate. CUDDLES FOR DAYSSS
Has never snapped once in his life but has a lot of bottled up rage so don't press your luck too far
The shortest of the ancients, standing at 5'3"
Coincidentally the oldest of the ancients
Pretty much rules over everything (think of it like american systems, the ancients decide something and he has the final say-so over it and how far these laws go)
Beats his head with his fists when he's frustrated and kicks his feet (autism)
Gets distracted very easily (adhd)
Can't see without his staff, so he just walks around with it
Also declares he doesn't need it and runs into something two seconds later
Amazing patience and willpower
Actually can throw a pretty killer punch
That shit HURTS.
Kind enough to accept someone into his life, but kind enough to let them hurt others and get away with it.
Scarily high alcohol tolerance and beat Hollyberry in a drinking contest (never won again)
dark cacao
Very cold-hearted and rather cruel, but held in high regard for his wiseness.
Second tallest of the ancients but is also the youngest (L)
Has a huge staring problem that he plays off as observing.
Anger issues. BIG TIME.
Actually half dragon but nobody knows that yet
Constantly tired because he has to deal with the shitheads that are the ancients and their kin
Not very affectionate
Has been on the receiving end of a PV punch a few times when he was younger and would never do it again
Awful at sports
Often startled by pranks
Very low alcohol tolerance (double L)
hollyberry
Airheaded and dense
Tallest of the ancients and second youngest
Has escaped her guards several times and also helped the other ancients escape their guards
Makes a game out of getting on PVs nerves but has never gotten him to snap
Will never live him beating her in a drinking contest down
Aroace and pan
Also very affectionate but usually breaks a few bones of her friends and family giving them hugs
Usually a very lovey-dovey drunk (much to the displeasure of her friends)
white lily
Reclusive, yet kind
Second oldest ancient and a few inches taller than PV
Spends most of her time with Hollyberry and PV
Affectionate when she wants to be affectionate, but is very willing to accept affection
A very good cuddler
Often asleep in her room
Has a very soft singing voice that often puts her friends to sleep
Has a few strands of black and red hair from her time as D.E., as well as some mild vitiligo
Can change her form at will (D.E. is more of an alternate personality now, though she still exists)
Would absolutely worship the ground her friends walk on if she could
Mother of Herb and Clover with PV as the biological father
golden cheese
Cold and sarcastic, yet also down to earth and resourceful
Taller than PV, yet shorter than White Lily at the very middle in terms of age
Wears goggles when she flies to protect her eyes
Not super affectionate, but likes to be hugged and cuddled
Spoiled as fuck
Wears golden braces around her wrists and neck similar to the ones of African culture
Mother of Dark Choco, Roguefort, Earl Gray and Eclair, but favors Eclair over her other children
Complains about being bored every two seconds
Likes to give herself birdbaths in the bathtub
Can sleep almost anywhere
Queen of pranks
Can be very sweet if she wants to be, which isn't very often
poly ancients
They all cuddle Dark Cacao and Holly when they sleep, fight me about it
Watch movies together and talk the whole time (PV sometimes tells them to hush so he can hear what's going on in the movie)
Golden Cheese proceeds to talk twice as loud to annoy him (it works)
White Lily refuses to wake anyone but PV up with kisses, but will give affection to her other partners as an apology
PV is (probably) the favorite of the poly and he knows this, but doesn't brag
They all make breakfast together in the morning
If one of them is sick, the others will bring food and medicine to them while they're in quarantine
PV almost never gets sick, so sometimes he'll sit with the sick ancient and read or talk to them
If PV gets sick, the whole poly panics, because if he gets sick, the illness can be bad for him since he's not particularly good with his immune system
Give each other kisses RELIGIOUSLY
PV sometimes likes to give them kisses right after putting on lipstick so he can hear them fuss about makeup on their face (White Lily and Holly don't mind actually)
They all help PV with autism meltdowns via pressure therapy and kisses
When PV is angry, the other ancients just dip before he snaps (he never does)
Have very different music genera preferences so they always fight over the radio
Will bite each others head off if another eats all their snacks
Like to try each others region foods
Visit each other all the time
sorry i took so long to answer schools been kicking my ass but hi hello!! polyancients!!!
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My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
Earlier today I wrote this shitpost and unfortunately someone decided to give me unlimited power in the form of YGO character deepfakes being available. so here you are: the drive thru shitpost, voiced. (minus marik's part because he's not on there!!! sobs 😭)
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Yugioh is about being gay first and card games second
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For @melffy-puppy :D
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You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that's hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no further.
The 1999 Toyota Corolla.
Let's talk about features. Bluetooth: nope Sunroof: nope Fancy wheels: nope Rear view camera: nope...but it's got a transparent rear window and you have a fucking neck that can turn.
Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a strange sound. I didn't give a shit and ignored it. It went away. The End.
You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right up.
This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children.
Things this car is old enough to do: Vote: yes Consent to sex: yes Rent a car: it IS a car
This car's got history. It's seen some shit. People have done straight things in this car. People have done gay things in this car. It's not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would.
Interesting facts: This car's exterior color is gray, but it's interior color is grey. In the owner's manual, oil is listed as "optional." When this car was unveiled at the 1998 Detroit Auto Show, it caused all 2,000 attendees to spontaneously yawn. The resulting abrupt change in air pressure inside the building caused a partial collapse of the roof. Four people died. The event is chronicled in the documentary "Bored to Death: The Story of the 1999 Toyota Corolla"
You wanna know more? Great, I had my car fill out a Facebook survey. Favorite food: spaghetti Favorite tv show: Alf Favorite band: tie between Bush and the Gin Blossoms
This car is as practical as a Roth IRA. It's as middle-of-the-road as your grandpa during his last Silver Alert. It's as utilitarian as a member of a church whose scripture is based entirely on water bills.
When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece of paper that said, "It's a Corolla. It's fine."
Let's face the facts, this car isn't going to win any beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn't the car you want, it's the car you deserve: The fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla.
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I stay alive for my loved ones atm not for me. That makes me sad and frustrated. Sad bc I’m not living for myself, frustrated that I’m stuck on this earth with no escape. I think the universe gave me the gift of so many loved ones in friends, family and pets bc I they keep me alive. But sometimes it gets so bad it’s hard to even live for that. Some days I’m grateful to be alive but when I’m depressed I can’t remember the feeling of ever being happy and vice versa. Some people make me feel so stupid for feeling this way and that I should be grateful for my life all the time but I’m sorry I’m just not. I wish people could feel my pain just for a few seconds to understand how it feels inside. But also I wish no one ever felt the way I do as I wouldn’t wish it on anyone.
I know people would be sad if I wasn’t here but I also just feel like a waste of space and think they would be better off without me. I know me not being here would transfer pain to them instead so I stay alive but sometimes I think the pain and worry I cause others by just being me is surely worse. Idk.
When I was a kid I’d just wish on those dandelions that I was happy. I’m 29 and I’ve felt this way since I was conscious at 4 years old. Plagued by existence. I don’t understand this place honestly. I’ve worked so hard through therapy and learning all the ways to better myself yet I still feel this. I can’t even remember the good times any more.
In fact my brain is literally just deleting so many memory’s good and bad. Long term and short term. I don’t understand what’s happening to me but I think maybe my brain is just deleting or hiding shit just so I forget and can live another day.
My therapist literally quit me 😭 waiting to get counselling with someone else. I know I felt like I was on a life high just last week and that the world was my oyster but that’s a distant memory now.
I’m glad I’m sober now or else I’d probably be in hospital rn but raw dogging life is hard and resisting the urges to just fucking end it all with a load of pills is so fucking shitty. How am I failing so badly at being a human. People are saying my demasking process with autism can cause this but fuck me im nearly 30 is it always going to be like this?
Il never be able to have children if I feel like this bc it’s not fair on them. Or worse I could pass it on to them. I’m finding no joy in life and my middle name is literally JOY. So fucking ironic.
Anyways I couldn’t burden my friends or family with this as I feel bad causing them pain and I’ve had ppl in the past just say I talk about it too much but like it’s all I know I’m trying to process it. But whatever il just vent into the tumblr void and hope tomorrow is a better day.
Tomorrow is a new day and who knows what the tide will bring… 🌊
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Moth to Flame [Michael Corleone x Reader Series, 18+ Smut] Chapter 26 - Bullets.
Read on AO3 / Read Chapter 25 [AO3] / Tumblr / Chapter Masterlist. / Fic Playlist.
18+, explicit smut read.
You and Michael find yourselves facing death directly as assassins have breached the Lake Tahoe compound, attacking in the middle of the night. Both of your quick thinking and reflexes saves you, but not everybody in your family is safe and sound. Suspicions rise as the search for the assassins goes awry, and your brother Lorenzo takes his frustrations out on Michael for endangering your life--believing you've become naĂŻve and gullible. As your relationship with your brother dwindles, you attempt to protect your family and gain more than you bargained for, finding yourself split between being the daughter of Don Ferrari and the wife of Don Corleone.
[WARNINGS]: Violent themes / Minor alcohol use / Graphic descriptions of injury.
[AUTHOR'S NOTE]: Ended up finishing this chapter early, and it sure has been anticipated!! 😳🤞 Since this chapter is only focused on one scene from the movie, I was unable to use as many suggestions as I would have liked (I only go to use one 😭). Can't have smut during a time like this of course lmao, so I look forward to using tons for the next chapters! ❤ I also make my own gifs now, so expect quite a few to help paint out the scene!🤩 Since Vito and Sonny are alive in this AU, we get to see their reactions during the assassination attempt as well! Victoria's cunning and badass side has always been highly requested, and there will be plenty next chapter, but also quite a bit in this one as her quick thinking and intuition come into play! Lots of drama to expect as well, enjoy! 🤣
[SUGGESTIONS]: Anon for requesting: Vito and Michael bonding.
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1949. Your name is Victoria Ferrari, and you’re the only daughter of one of the most powerful mafia families in New York—the Ferrari’s. When the Ferrari family began to gain heavy influence and power, it struck a power imbalance with the Corleone’s. To bind the families together as one in an offering of peace, friendship and business, you are to be married to their youngest son, Michael Corleone. As you ensnare yourself in the life of a mob wife by Michael’s side, what you don’t know is his old ties with Kay Adams, your best friend from Dartmouth, and that he returned from Sicily a widower. A ruthless mob boss to be, you unravel Michael’s dark past and the brutality that has changed his personality. You find yourself adapting to your new life, betrayed by those you love most, and in high profile to Ferrari and Corleone family enemies. Falling deeply in love with Michael, you enter a life and marriage filled with secrets and darkness. Bearing his children, supporting his crime empire and following him into the shadows, you’re unable to deny your passion and desire to the new Don. When it comes to Michael Corleone, you are but a moth to a flame.
In one moment, you were gazing back at Michael—confused as to why the drapes were completely drawn back to practically expose the entirety of your illuminated bedroom. A split second after, your eyes widened in horror to see Michael immediately duck down and onto the floor.
Michael had made out two shadowy figures engulfed in darkness, standing at a distance across from him to keep their identities hidden well but at enough of a length to shoot directly into the bedroom and at all sides.
From your angle in the bed, you weren’t able to spot out or even see any figures, to begin with. From the texture of the glass to the pitch black in the compound, Michael was unable to make out any features of the two assassins either—unknown to the both of you that they’re hired hitmen for the Ricci family.
Without any time to process or question what’s happening, bullets begin to fly at a rapid pace into the bedroom. Dozens shatter the windows completely, hitting the walls and trailing along to hit every angle of the bedroom as much as possible—all in an instant before your very eyes.
Your reflexes immediately kick up with the first few bullets breaking through the windows. You throw yourself off the bed, grabbing the blankets over top of your back to protect you from falling debris as you lay down as close as possible to the frame of the bed.
Michael lunges himself down to the floor, army crawling as quickly as he can without raising a muscle upwards. The next pair of bullets destroy a vase of flowers over your dresser and shoots out both of your lamps to pieces.
Twelve bullets fire over the mirror just across from you, shattering it to smithereens as you stare back at Michael in shock as he makes his way over to you in mere seconds.
The next hail of bullets begins firing at every other angle of the bedroom, hitting your nightstand just above you, the post of your bed, and over the back walls. Michael grabs at your arm, pulling you into his embrace and bracing you with his body.
Chunks of your bed frame fly off in contact with the bullets as parts of the walls crumble from the concentrated hit over several bullets over one area. You throw your hand back into the lower drawer of your nightstand, reaching inside to grab your handgun.
Michael hugs your body tightly, completely covering you as the bullets continue. You raise your head up in between Michael’s arms as he holds you down further to the floor, knowing that the next dozen will over your bed and towards the floor again.
You cock back your handgun, quick to raise it up to the gaping, jagged holes in the window as you fire back twice. Michael stares back at you in surprise, now noticing and processing the fact you shot back as the rain of bullets stops almost instantly.
Dropping your handgun but keeping it close to you, you shudder as you clutch at Michael’s dress shirt. You bury your face into his chest as he pants out, listening intently for another wave of bullets.
Silence kicks in as the last chunks of broken glass fall to the floor, confirming the end of the hail of bullets. Michael grunts, kneeling backward as he pulls you up to him, shaking you by your shoulders.
“Victoria—are you alright? Are you hit?!” He hisses to you in a hushed tone.
Michael’s hair now loosely dangles off his forehead as you shake your head back at him, wrapping your arms around his shoulders. “N-no!”
Michael breathes, planting a quick, reassuring kiss over your cheek as he hugs you tightly in his arms. “It’s okay, it’s okay.”
Your hand brushes past his silky hair as you attempt to steady your breathing, nudging the handgun closer over to him. You swallow hard, nodding back at him frantically. “I think I may have hit one of them, Michael, I—”
“Shhh, shh, it’s alright.” Michael rakes a hand through the back of your hair, attempting to calm you down. “It’s over. It’s over now.”
Michael rubs up and down your arms tenderly, quick to pull the blankets off of you as he trails a hand down your sides, checking to see if you were hit or even skimmed by a piece of glass. Seeing you thankfully unharmed, he let out a shaky sigh of relief.
“Oh my God, the twins!” You whine out in panic, hearing alarms begin to blare and go off at every corner of the compound.
“It’s alright, come here.” Michael pulls you up to his feet with him, slowly beginning to rise as the sirens of his alarms and security grow louder and insistent. “Take the children and immediately go to the drawing room with the rest of the family, do you understand?”
You nod back at him, grabbing your handgun, “Michael, you know I could help you.”
“Not a chance in hell.” His eyes flicker down to your stomach as he shakes his head, “do as I say and make sure nobody takes a step out until I confirm it’s safe. Okay? Go!”
You swallow hard, quick to grab your nightrobe off your now tattered, bullet-ridden vanity chair and burst out of the bedroom without another word—Michael following from behind and out towards the front door of the residence.
Voices begin to break out into the night as various lights flash and angle towards every inch of the dark compound, illuminating everything in a blinding, white light. Sirens only continue to grow louder as Michael’s security and private hires scurry out of the compound, loading their firearms and racing to secure every entrance and exit.
“Mama!” The first cry you hear out through the hallway as you approach the bedroom of the twins across from each other is Verona’s.
You glance down at your firearm momentarily, quick to slip and conceal it between the pocket of your nightrobe as you shrug it on. You quickly push open the door to Verona’s bedroom, seeing Niccolo protectively hugging his sister, huddled in a corner—less fear in his eyes than Verona’s.
“Oh, Niccolo, Verona! It’s okay, I’m here!” You’re quick to notice the twins’ room hasn’t been affected in any manner as the children shakily rise to their feet, embracing your waistline. “Are you two alright?!” You kneel down, tenderly rubbing both of their shoulders.
“Yeah!” Verona pouts back.
“Mama, we heard everything!” Niccolo frantically glances around. “Where’s daddy?”
“Daddy’s dealing with it, alright? Don’t worry—Al and Rocco are with him. Come here, you two. Come quick, we have to get to safety.” You plant a quick kiss over both of their cheeks.
You scoop up Verona in one arm, holding Niccolo’s hand with the other as you race off down the hallway and towards the drawing-room.
“Victoria!” Your mother exclaims on the other side of the hallway, wrapping her nightgown around her. “What’s going on?!”
“Mama, come! Quick!” You gesture to her, not noticing her staggering movements. “Where’s the girls?!”
“We’re in here, Victoria! Come quickly!” Connie’s worried voice shouts out from the drawing-room across the residence.
“Come on, come on!” You nod back to your mother and the twins, avoiding as many windows as possible as you all enter the drawing-room—quick to throw the door shut behind you.
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Two of Michael’s guards, heavily armed, race to the front gates that remain loosely open, quick to push them back in place, locked shut as another vehicle of security quickly pulls up. Several more rays of light begin to shine over the residence building, boathouse, and yacht deck.
“Secure the compound immediately! Double-check all entrances and exits!” Sonny shouts out to security by the gate, quickly loading his pistol. “Don’t let those bastards escape at any cost!”
Michael steps out to the front of the residence, raking a frustrated hand through his now tousled, floppy hair as his eyes quickly examine the damage done through the windows.
He turns his head at the sight of Rocco quickly rushing his way over with two other men approaching Michael.
“They’re still on the property.” Rocco breathes out, placing a hand upon Michael’s shoulder. “Please, Michael, please stay inside.”
Michael grits his teeth in frustration, gazing out towards the gate before he turns his attention back to Rocco, pressing his finger over his chest to warn him. “Keep them alive.” Michael turns back on his heel towards the entrance.
“We’ll try.” Rocco nods, catching his breath.
Michael stops in his tracks instantly, spinning back angrily and pointing a finger directly at Rocco. “ROCCO, ALIVE!”
The sound of the first bullet firing through your bedroom window is heard from the other side of the compound—muffled as it is, easy to confuse as fireworks or even a loud thud.
Lorenzo was the first to practically leap out of bed and grab at his pistol off the nightstand, attempting to pinpoint which direction the shooting was coming from before comforting his startled wife and taking her out into the hallway with him.
Joined by his brothers, Matteo stayed behind with Dante and the Ferrari wives to secure their end of the residence. Lorenzo immediately stepped out with Leonardo and Alessio—nightrobe or pajamas—it mattered not. All of your brothers were armed and spread out over the residence, signaling to each other in silence.
Leonardo was concerned with where and who the assassins were, refusing to waste time trying to understand why it happened, whereas Alessio was thinking how. It only became clear to Lorenzo in an instant that the bullets hadn’t entered Michael’s office but his bedroom, where he was very well aware you were vulnerable.
Lorenzo’s concern for your safety and well-being fuels a burning anger inside of him, separated towards both Michael and the unknown assassins. His growing, apparent dislike for Michael takes over the other, leaving him with one thought in his mind: 'Michael Corleone endangered my sister.'
It was no longer about coincidences or being in the wrong place at the wrong time, nor could it be excused by “she’s his wife and sleeps in his bed.” It was strictly about the fact that Michael had placed his wife in danger when he could have done it for himself. Lorenzo wouldn’t have cared half as much if bullets began flying in Michael’s office if you weren’t physically present yourself.
While Leonardo and Alessio had joined up to secure the main gates and entry points with Al Neri and Rocco, Lorenzo went straight for Don Corleone himself.
Michael lingered by the front door—a hand over his hip with the other raking through his hair as he gives out a frustrated huff. Naturally, the Don’s notorious brutality came from giving orders in the dark to seal the fates of others—sending the same methods of assassinations that had turned on him and you tonight.
Whether the shooting failed or succeeded meant nothing for Lorenzo, who believes he already has enough reasons in the world to dislike Michael. You only serve as a buffer for respect and good relations, but now your relationship and “interference” will only cause it to sour further.
Lorenzo storms over to Michael from across the compound residence.
Michael only has a split second to turn his head to face Lorenzo, who grabs at Michael’s dress shirt angrily, beginning to shake him.
“You son of a bitch.” Lorenzo scowls at Michael. “You couldn’t get yourself killed, so you had to drag my sister in it too?”
“How you ever got so comfortable with thinking you could touch me—” Michael throws off Lorenzo’s grasp with ease, shoving him off. “I’ll never know, but you have thirty seconds to explain yourself and your unwarranted hostility before I assume it was you who did it.”
“Me?” Lorenzo points his gun at his own chest, “are you out of your goddamn mind? You know my wife and kids are back there, fearing for their lives! As is yours, my fucking sister.”
“You like being difficult.” Michael pulls out his handgun from his back pocket, tapping it against the palm of his hand. “In the real world, you get killed for that kind of foolish behavior."
“You’ve got better things to worry about than what I hold in my hand.”
“You’re right, I do, and unfortunately, I’m here dealing with your childish outburst than the matter at hand.” Michael rolls his eyes. “What do you want, Lorenzo?”
“Where’s my sister, Michael?!” Lorenzo raises his voice.
“She’s inside.” Michael’s tone grows to match with Lorenzo’s. “Inside with the rest of the family, safe as she should be.”
“You better fucking hope she’s safe. I know this isn’t the first time you’ve endangered her life, isn’t it?” Lorenzo points an accusing finger back at Michael. “You want to make enemies? Fine, but make them alone. She doesn’t deserve this.”
“You think I do?”
Lorenzo scoffs, glancing off to the side. “I could care less because that isn’t any of my business.”
“Neither is Victoria.” Michael maintains stern eye contact with Lorenzo, his expression harshening.
“She’s my sister.” Lorenzo spits out.
“And she’s my wife and the mother to my children—not to mention a grown woman who can make her own decisions and fend for herself.” Michael asserts.
None of Lorenzo’s insults even come close to phasing Michael, who continues to maintain his collected, stern manner.
“She’s my wife and does as I say for our family.”
“You think you intimidate me…” Lorenzo glares into Michael’s eyes. “But that’s all talk and no action from you. You underestimate how my sister would feel—what she would say if she saw you like this.”
“She’s a Corleone.” Michael holds his eye contact with Lorenzo, “and she does and acts like a Corleone.”
“She’s a Ferrari, and you should know better by now that she won’t refuse her own blood first.”
“Since you’re ever so insistent, I’ll prove it to you.” Michael gestures his arm out towards the gates where Rocco and Al Neri are. “Find Rocco and ask for Victoria. He’s already under my orders to make sure she stays inside. We’ll see who she chooses to go to if that’s good enough for you.”
“Hope you aren’t too disappointed, Don. Wouldn’t want any harsh feelings between either of us, especially tonight when we should be looking out for our families.” Lorenzo replies.
Michael crosses his arms. “For as far as I’m concerned, the assassins are still on the compound.”
“It’s so like you to get others to do your dirty work, ‘Don’ Corleone.” Lorenzo rolls his eyes. “Maybe it’s not tonight, but one day you’ll see you actually need to act.”
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“It’s alright, it’s okay—” Your heart thunders in your chest as you take the twins over to the couch, grabbing a throw blanket and quickly cuddling it over them.
“Daddy’s going to kill all the bad guys!” Niccolo exclaims out, completely certain of himself.
“Your father and all of your uncles—they just rushed out there without even thinking about it!” Connie huddles by an armchair with her two boys sitting by her side.
“Oh, God, Sonny’s out there too!” Sandra huffs, worry crossing over her eyes. “He just up and left!”
“What the hell is going on out there?!” Theresa shudders, rubbing at her arms.
“Someone’s breached the compound.” You rub at your temple gingerly, shaking your head. “It was supposed to be a hit—it came from the bedroom, and—” Your eyes grow wide at the sight of your mother shaking and struggling to breathe by the couch, a small pool of blood soaking through the side of her nightgown. “Mama?! What—”
“V-Victoria, I’m fine, I’m just—” Your mother shakes her head, pressing her hand down over the wound. “It just skimmed me. I-I didn’t even notice.”
“Grandma?!” Verona’s little eyes pool up with tears.
Sandra leans over to the couch, hugging the twins and blocking their view over to your mother. “Hey, hey! It’s okay, grandma is going to be alright! Come here, you two. Come here.”
“Oh my God, oh my God…” Connie takes her face into her hands, beginning to panic.
“Mama, quickly, let me see! Theresa—get me the first AID kit!” You gesture back at her in a hurry, helping your mother carefully push aside her nightgown to reveal the wound.
Your mother winces, biting down on her lip as she reveals a small, chestnut-sized but deep gash on her side—oozing with fresh blood and in desperate need of stitches. Feeling tears sting at your eyes, a wave of anger washes over you at the sight of your mother’s injury.
You practically tear open the first AID kit when Theresa hands it to you, rummaging through the kit to clean around the wound. You notice now that Sandra has picked up both the twins in her arms and heads off towards the end of the room, humming to them.
“Victoria—” Your mother grunts, gripping onto the arm of the sofa.
“Mama, I need you to stay as still as possible, okay?” You glance back up at her—eyes filled with urgency. “I need to stitch this up—Theresa, grab me that lighter over there. Breathe, mama, breathe!”
Your mother takes deep breaths, tilting her head back onto the sofa.
Theresa hands you the lighter within the first AID kit, cleaning the blood gently around her gash. You pick up a suture needle, flickering the flame over it to sterilize it.
“I’ve got you, mama, stay still for me. Don’t move an inch.” Quick with your fingers and familiar with the first AID kit that you’ve worked with before on numerous occasions, you prepare the suture without letting your hands shake or drop anything throughout the process.
“Alright, mama, take a slow, deep breath for me—I want to make this as painless and quick for you as possible, okay? I need to get your wound closed up. Bear with me!” You force yourself to ignore your mother’s distraught whimpers of pain as you use your fingers to pull the wound together.
You stick the first suture from the needle through the skin, out the wound, and back through it from the other side and out of the skin as your mother winces in pain. Theresa watches in utter surprise to see how you pull the skin together, tying it off with a double knot and clipping at the excess.
“Easy now…” Not too tight nor too loose, you secure the first suture, working back with the next halfway between the end of the wound and the last stitch. You only repeat the process two more times before the wound is completely sealed in just a few minutes.
“Oh, thank God!” Theresa sniffles, handing you a roll of gauze as you begin to carefully wrap it around her side, sighing out in relief as Connie kneels her way over to the three of you.
“Victoria, sweetheart—oh, oh, God, how? How—” Your mother croaks out, steadying her breathing as she gazes back at you in shock. “How…how did you—”
You shake your head at her, rising to your feet, “it’s nothing I haven’t taught myself. Don’t worry about that right now. Stay put, okay? Lay down as you are, don’t lay a finger on the bandages.”
“Where are you going, Victoria?!” Connie frowns back at you. “Sure as hell not out there; you know it’s not safe!”
“This is nothing, Connie! Bullets have flown over my head before!” You pull open the door, glancing back at the three. “Just stay put and with mama—I need to find my brothers and Michael!” You brush off the two, quick to storm out of the drawing-room and towards your study as fast as your feet can take you.
“You’re insane, I swear! If Michael finds out—” You hear Connie shout back behind you. “Victoria!”
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“Stay by the door.” Rocco cautions one of the guards by the front entrance, quickly rushing back off towards the gate as five other guards make their way over to him, covering ground. “Move out and release the hounds!”
With the entirety of the compound completely surrounded and secured, a private hire by the hounds' cage quickly pries off the locks and throws them open. Five German Shepherds sprint out, barking as they separate onto different sides of the compound, with one going into the drain tube.
You tighten your night robe around you, holding your handgun upwards with both hands carefully wrapped around it and off the trigger. Slipping out the side entrance, you immediately lean your back against the wall, analyzing your surroundings and keeping your breathing and movements as quiet as possible.
Rotating lights flash all over and around the compound, leaving not an inch to succumb to the night’s darkness. Everything around you is perfectly illuminated, and you easily make out Michael’s security and private hires arming themselves and roaming around with their guard dogs.
You keep your eyes focused on your surroundings as you keep moving towards the other side of the compound, where you and Michael’s bedroom remains on the ground floor. From the corner of your eye, you can see three heavily armed guards just outside your window and one inside the bedroom, checking around for any signs of struggle or evidence leftover.
You furrow your brows, knowing you didn’t hear the two bullets you fired off go into the air and disappear. T'hey must have hit something or someone, but what?' Out of sight from Michael’s men, you take another look at the shattered windows from an angle, stepping back.
'If I had shot slightly from the right, then I’d have to stand here to get a perfect view of the bedroom…' You move back a bit further, finding your hypothetical spot as your eyes land onto a small pool of blood not far from where you’re standing.
'My bullet didn’t fail me.' A small sense of relief washes over you as you carefully begin to track the trail of blood droplets leading outward to the drains—a perfect hiding spot as no lights shine directly over or inside of it.
'I must have hit toward his lower body. His side, or leg perhaps?' You’re just about to continue following the rest of the blood when you hear footsteps rushing towards you, coupled with a familiar voice.
“Mrs. Corleone!” You hear Al Neri calling out from behind you.
You rise to your feet, pointing your firearm downward as you turn your head to see Al make his way over with two men, bewildered to see you. “Mrs. Corleone, it’s not safe here! You shouldn’t be outside.”
“One of them is hit.” You ignore Al’s warning, pointing down at the fresh blood over the pavement.
“Hit?” Al glances down, his eyes widening.
He looks back up at his men and gives them a small nod. “Track it down immediately; we might still be able to catch them alive.” Al’s men waste no time as they begin to track the blood trail with one of the German shepherds, leaving the two of you alone.
“Mrs. Corleone—”
“Victoria. Call me Victoria, please.” You correct back quickly, shaking your head. “Where’s Michael?”
“He just went inside to find you, Mrs—Victoria.” Al gestures back to the residence, “please, you really shouldn’t be out here. Michael explicitly forbad it. The intruders are still on the property—it’s dangerous. They must have struggled to escape after—”
“I shot one of them, Al.” You interrupt him again. “I fired twice, and I know one of my bullets hit them. This blood trail is all that you got, so make use of it, and let me—”
“I can’t let you do anything, Victoria.” Al frowns back at you, “I know who you are, believe me, but Michael will not allow it. He’d have my head if he knew I let you stay outside this long. Please, we don’t want anything to happen to you, and he’s looking for you inside.”
You sigh out, putting your handgun back into the pocket of your nightgown. “At least tell me where my brothers are.”
“They’re with Rocco and I back at the gates.” Al points behind him, “Don Ferrari is there as well. They were one of the first to arrive before security even made clearance.”
“Alright, good, let them know immediately about this, do you understand?” You point a finger down at the bloodstain. “Hounds tracking or not, they’re going to want to see this.”
“Lorenzo is also looking for you,” Al mentions, a look of discomfort crossing his face knowing it directly intervenes with Michael’s orders. “He’s back by the gates with Rocco.”
You glance behind Al for a moment to make out the armed guards by the gate before glancing back at Al with your quick decision. “Tell him to come find me once this is all over. I’m heading inside to find Michael.”
“Will do, and one more thing—Victoria?” Al glances back at you as you’re just about to head back around to the side entrance.
“Yes?”
Al’s eyes dart from the distance of the bedroom window before they land back on the droplets of blood, in disbelief himself before he faces you again. “Your aim is incredible.”
“I’m aware, thank you.” Without another word, you turn back behind the residence building again towards the entrance you came out of.
~
Against Michael’s wishes, you had stepped outside just as he had made his way back in with a handful of men. The living room and your study, as well as other consequent areas surrounding the bedroom and your residence’s half were immediately covered by security continuing to roam around.
Clearance was given over the bedroom foremost, more so concerned with the surrounding area and the fact a separate shooting—albeit a short one—was also fired into the library where your mother was by herself.
Initially, the hit and targets made sense to Michael. Naturally, he assumed they were for him, though it could have also been for the both of you out of convenience. While you weren’t really considered “high profile,” you were known with your status and name for the past five years, consistently and publicly by Michael’s side as well. None of that rules out the possibility of a planned, double assassination.
Confusion hit at the target of your mother in the library where the drapes were drawn back as well. Bullets didn’t begin to fire through until well after you and Michael had ducked, meaning the hit over either one of you came first, which would signal the next.
It was when your mother noticed the drapers herself and the light peeking through that she went to close them and saw a figure looming right against the window. Quick on her feet, as you had learned from her, she had ducked too, shielding herself with the various bookshelves between her, but not before a bullet had grazed her side.
Out of adrenaline and fear, she hadn’t even felt it hit her or knew where the bullet landed. She had ignored the pain and sensation entirely until she began to regain her senses with you and the girls in the drawing-room, then feeling the burning and stinging of her gash.
What Michael didn’t know was that he was the only one targeted, and it had nothing to do with you. Alphonse Ricci’s terms were clear—you weren’t to be harmed at all costs, and if Michael was injured, he would need to be killed immediately, and you would have to be taken.
Had you gotten injured or killed yourself or alongside him, you would have been considered nothing but collateral damage—much to Alphonse’s fury, but that would seem to be an unavoidable one.
Of course, Alphonse had not planned for his men to simply come in and out looking for you and Michael. Instead of keeping his backup plan for another planned shooting that would most likely not be guaranteed to ever take place, he decided to go through with it on the same night.
His instructions were clear to Johnny Ola, who orchestrated the shooting with the remaining few men loyal to the Ricci family: “Fredo had made it very clear Victoria’s family stays on both sides of the compound—residence or not. Regardless of who, find out who remains the closest to the Don’s living quarters, whether it be a child, her brothers, or someone else. Michael is your ultimate target, but you are not to leave the Lake Tahoe compound until you’re certain you’ve killed one of the Ferrari’s.”
Don Alphonse Ricci’s planned hit had failed miserably, to say the least, but it succeeded on other fronts besides death. Was it truly safe to be affiliated with the Corleone family? To stay with them, to begin with, if their compound was susceptible to a breach? Michael wouldn’t waste his time pondering such questions, but Lorenzo Ferrari would and did.
A shooting in the middle of the night with both family’s children around—one bullet fired, unmissed, matched with two in return from you. You hadn’t lied when you told Connie this wasn’t the first time you had bullets flying over your head—nor was it the second or the fifth.
Your attention to detail played out well, although you would have never guessed it to be followed by an assassination attempt. You had trained yourself well growing up, constantly involved and around the mafia and its rivaling families.
If it’s one thing you know better than the back of your hands, it’s bullets, assassinations, and death. The first one flew over your head when you were sixteen, and your reflexes alongside your quick thinking, ability to stay calm and focused only emphasized your desire to fight back just as it did tonight.
Your adrenaline took over you in a way like none other. You were able to ignore the tender, sore pain in your feet from a night of dancing with it, and it only bolstered your courage to step out and hunt the assassins yourself. You didn’t even have to think twice about it.
Engulfed in anger and shock from the assassination directly after the celebration dinner, Michael was initially unable to let it all sink in. His wife did not just come with the title of being Don Ferrari’s daughter, but with the same skills as her father that made him feared throughout New York and Sicily.
“She said something about finding you and her brothers, Michael!” Connie protests out, gesturing to the door in frustration.
“And you just let her leave?” Michael glares back, “I thought I made myself very clear when I said—”
“Michael!” You push back to open the door to the drawing-room, stepping inside. “I’m here; it’s alright.”
Michael’s eyes immediately dart over to yours, flicking up and down over your body for any visible signs of harm—even a scratch over your nightrobe. His expression is filled with both relief and frustration in that split second before he makes direct eye contact with you.
Blush immediately fills your cheeks as your eyes meet his. With his suit jacket shrugged back on, Michael has one hand in his pocket and the other holding a half-smoked cigarette. His once brushed and lightly slicked back hair now remains parted from the left and tousled, waved over his forehead.
Just the sight of him as such with his signature stern look is enough to cause the butterflies in your stomach to twist and turn about at the most inappropriate time and setting you could think of.
Your eyes briefly break from his, much to your own surprise to see Connie standing a few feet away from him, sighing in relief to herself quietly as she takes her seat upon one of the armchairs again.
Theresa sits upon the corner of the couch where your mother was, now nowhere to be seen. The brief look of confusion in your eyes is relieved by Michael’s reassuring ones, telling you all that you need to know. 'He must have called for Doctor Katherine. So does that mean the assassins are…?'
Michael’s expression twists into a scowl as if he’s read your very thoughts, all occurring in a manner of mere seconds. “Victoria, where were you? Did I not tell you to stay here with Connie and the others for your own safety?”
“Michael, I’m fine!” You protest out, “I was just around the property—”
“Still not listening to me.” Michael narrows his eyes as Connie gazes back down at the floor. “Did you go out to see your brothers?”
“No, I didn’t even see them out there. Al told me they were by the gate with my father, but…” You blink back at Michael in confusion, now beginning to head up towards him. “I stepped out because I knew I had hit something or someone—there’s a blood trail right outside the windows, Michael. I got Al to track it down with his men.”
Michael’s eyes soften at your response, secretly pleased with your decision to return to him without seeing your brothers, and specifically Lorenzo, but mostly at your safe return without going elsewhere in the compound against his wishes.
“Leave it to him now and him only.” Michael brushes you off. “I’m aware of what you did, but it’s not apparent to you that you could have put yourself in harm's way? There’s a pair of assassins out there—it’s unacceptable you leave the compound even for just a moment, do you understand? If you were hurt—”
“But I’m not.” You pout back at him, “I’ve been through this before, Michael, just ask my fa—”
“Your father would be disappointed in you just as much as I because you’re a mother and potentially expecting.” Michael’s eyes cautiously glance over your stomach.
You frown, your eyes meeting with Theresa’s. “Is mama…?”
“Alessio’s fiancé—the nurse—is with her in the other room.” Theresa eagerly nods back at you. “She’s doing just fine. She just wanted to rest.”
“Thank God.” You rub at your temples gingerly.
You peek back at Michael, who clears his throat quietly to catch your attention. He carefully sets his cigarette over the ashtray, gesturing you to approach him with his finger. “Come here.”
Deepening blush returning to your cheeks, you walk up to Michael, who slips his hand out of his pocket, gazing over at you. He places both hands over your shoulders, rubbing them tenderly before letting out a sigh. He knows he can’t stay mad at you for long or have a longer scolding in front of your sisters-in-law.
Michael slides his hands down your arms and to your sides as he gives your hips a gentle squeeze. Looking into your eyes, he asks, “are you alright?”
“Yeah.” You breathe out as his arms embrace your waist as he pulls you in for a loving hug.
Your heart begins to race as your chest is pressed up against Michael's, feeling his warmth as you wrap your arms around his shoulders. The scent of his cologne lingers back up to your nose as the comfort of his embrace melts the worry and fear in you almost immediately, granting you a sense of safety by his side.
“Don’t ever disobey me again, understand?” Michael murmurs quietly, only audible for you to hear as he pulls away from you. Before you can even answer him, he trails his fingers down your lips, never leaving his eyes off of you for a moment. “Ever.”
“Yes, Michael.” Flushing red, you nod back at him.
Your little moment is interrupted by the door clicking open again as you turn to see Sandra carrying a sleeping Verona in her arms. Esther, the nanny, remains behind her, holding Niccolo, giving you and Michael a polite smile before she enters in front of Sandra, gently laying Niccolo over the couch next to Theresa, snuggled up in a blanket.
“There they are, all asleep…” You whisper, pulling away from Michael.
You carefully take Verona from her arms, sitting next to Theresa and Niccolo as she stirs from her sleep in your arms. Planting a little kiss upon her head, you lean your back against the couch and wrap your arms around her, letting her sleep over your chest.
Esther sits quietly by Sandra and Connie as Michael picks up his cigarette once more, keeping his distance from the children as he smokes the last bit of it. One hand back into his pocket, the room falls to silence as he slowly makes his way around, lingering by the sofa and armchair for a few moments.
Gazing at his sleeping children, you keep your eyes down and your ears keenly listening to pick up on anything going on outside. One of the first things you notice about the windows is how tightly drawn back the curtains are now.
Keeping your flustered disposition to a minimum and eyes upon the floor, you hear Michael slowly walking around the couch, now approaching the center of the room as he takes a final, long drag of his cigarette.
Michael drops his arm to his side after taking the drag, coming closer to the ashtray as his eyes land back on you again. Unnoticed by you, you remain quiet, stroking Verona’s hair gently as your mind buzzes with a million unanswered questions.
Michael puts out his cigarette, only pulling his eyes away from you for a moment before his gaze returns. Before him doesn’t remain a frightened or unnerved woman, but a daughter and wife of the mafia that made it easier for Michael’s assassins to be hunted down without batting an eye.
Michael had the utmost confidence in you, as much as he won’t admit to your face. The mere facts lie at hand to prevent him from doing so: you could be pregnant again with his child, and you’re a mother of two, not to mention he would never forgive himself, let alone have your family do so if there was even a slight risk of you getting hurt.
He believes and is very well aware of your prowess even before tonight, but his mind doesn’t lay in how you or he can react to an assassination. It lies with who did it, how, and why—all questions Michael knows he won’t have straight answers to by the end of the night.
You peek your eyes back up to Michael, only causing you to blush further as you realize he was gazing over you the entire time. Intricacies of the assassination aside, the look you give him is one of concern: none of this would matter if it didn’t involve the family, but it did.
Your mother got injured, and it could have been worse. The twins could have been harmed or killed in the hail of bullets themselves. A million other ways for this night to become a complete tragedy play out in your head, only reflected in your eyes back to Michael.
Noticing your expression, Michael purses his lips, turning his head away from you. Without another word, he straightens out his suit jacket, leaving to meet with his father and brothers with one thought on his mind: the assassins are already dead.
~
With both family residences officially secured, Michael makes his way down the hallway and to the other half to the private living room used by the Corleone family—often filled with his brothers lounging about or Vito and Carmela relaxing together.
Such casual relaxation and any notion of a carefree attitude are practically non-existent as Michael approaches the door, quietly pushing it open to see Vito sitting across from him at the table.
Michael takes a step in, closing the door behind him as he makes eye contact with his father. Vito gazes up into his son’s eyes—his expression softening as he gives out a little sigh of relief. He rises to his feet as Michael walks up to him, coming to face to face with one another.
“Michael.” Vito places both hands over his son’s shoulders, rubbing them gently.
“Father, how are you?” Michael murmurs back to him, his voice low and filling with concern.
“I’m fine.” Vito nods back at him, “your mother and I are fine. We heard everything—the commotion and all. Your wife and children—are they alright?”
“They’re doing okay, pop.” Michael replies, “Victoria’s mother was injured, but it’s all under control now.”
“Dear God,” Vito mumbles, shaking his head in disbelief. “It’s as if it was over before it even started. Look at you.” Vito pats Michael’s shoulders, glancing up and down at him. “They caught you by surprise—whoever they are, but they didn’t catch you at all. Did they teach you that quick thinking in the military?”
“They did.” Michael nods.
Vito cracks a small smile, always having avoided the topic of the war or Michael’s days in the army due to years of his continuous disapproval of Michael fighting for strangers—a country that wasn’t his blood.
Before him remained many versions of his son that reminded him of his youth in New York. Michael was not only his youngest son, but a war hero, a Don, a father, and a husband. The family and the mafia’s characterized solely by his principles and cunning.
“Come here,” Vito whispers, pulling Michael into an embrace.
Michael hugs his father lightly, relaxing his muscles as Vito pats his back, relieved of the tension and unease the evening carried over him as he feared the worst for his son and daughter-in-law. Michael could sense his father’s worry and concern from just the look in his eyes, let alone a father-son hug Michael hadn’t felt in months.
Two muffled pairs of footsteps break out from down the hall—coming from Sonny and Tom as Michael and Vito pull away from each other. Vito pats Michael’s cheeks with both hands lightly, giving him another nod as he takes his seat with Michael.
Michael shifts in his chair as he sits down, intertwining his hands together upon the table as his father speaks up.
“Michael,” Vito rests the side of his face against his fingers, speaking softly. “I’ve always wanted you to carry on the legacy of the family and our business, but I’ve always supported you either way—even when you went against my wishes. I retired to our family a long time ago, so tonight, I cannot offer you advice the way a Don would, as I no longer am one, but I will offer aid as a father and as a businessman.” He gestures his free hand towards the door, knowing Sonny and Tom are to arrive at any moment. “You know your enemies far better than I.”
“I know, father. And I’m grateful for your insight.” Michael is briefly interrupted by the sound of knocking over the door. “Yeah, come in.” He raises his voice louder for his brothers to hear.
The door pushes open to reveal a rather flustered and irritated Sonny attempting to steady his temper with a solemn yet concerned Tom behind him, still in his nightrobes. The two waste no time shutting the door behind them quietly, making their way over to the table to take their seats.
“Santino, you’re a mess.” Vito points out to him, noticing his disposition and how his dress shirt has crinkled and loosely buttoned-up, hanging loosely off his shoulders. “You couldn’t let Michael’s men do their job?”
“Michael’s men.” Sonny scoffs, slouching back in his seat. “Michael’s men my ass—no offense, Mikey, but they haven’t been able to do shit so far. We can’t find ‘em.”
“So what’s Rocco been up to this entire time?” Michael raises a brow, keeping his tone calm and collected. “He has all of our men with Neri at his disposal.”
“He’s got nothing but his own dick in his hands,” Sonny mutters, clearly agitated. “I went out there to see if I could find them myself. Fuckers are either dead or hiding to only postpone the inevitable.”
“Mikey, are you alright?” Tom’s eyes flicker onto Michael’s.
Michael gives a small nod, taking out his pack of cigarettes from inside his suit jacket’s pocket. “Everyone’s fine, Tom.”
“And Victoria’s mother?” Sonny rakes a hand through his curls. “They caught that poor woman in their line of fire.”
“They did it on purpose.” Michael cuts in, slipping his cigarette in between the center of his mouth and lighting it. “We weren’t their only targets for tonight.”
“But what’s the significance of shooting Don Ferrari’s wife? She isn’t involved in the mafia anymore, is she? I mean, I knew she helped with smuggling operations back in the day, but…” Tom shrugs to himself, unable to make sense of it.
“She may not have been chosen specifically,” Michael answers, taking a small drag of his cigarette. “But I assumed they weren’t going to go down without some form of terrorization or at least one body.”
“But they failed,” Vito adds.
“They failed, but we still can’t find the bastards,” Sonny grumbles, pulling the bottle of Courvoisier cognac towards him from the table along with one of the shot glasses.
“What can you tell us, Mikey?” Tom sits up straight.
“There’s a lot I can’t tell you, Tom.” Michael leans in, eyeing both of his brothers. “That goes for the both of you. I know that’s upset you in the past, Tom, but up until today, I’ve had my reasons, and I had to make sure.” Michael holds his cigarette between his fingers, “I had to make sure I could protect both of you.”
Sonny pours himself a shot of cognac, listening with Tom, who nods back intently at Michael.
“Don’t take it the wrong way. It has nothing to do with a lack of trust or confidence, but it’s because I admire you two. You’re my brothers, and I love you.” Michael affirms, “and it’s because of that I had to keep things secret from the family. At this moment, you’re the only three that I can completely trust.”
Vito purses his lips, knowing Michael purposely excluded Fredo out but for an abundance of reasons even clear to him when he was choosing one of his sons to succeed him years ago.
“Fredo?” Michael looks back towards Vito. “Ah, he’s got a good heart, but he’s weak, and he’s stupid. This is life and death.”
Sonny grimaces, knowing he loves his brother deeply, but Michael doesn’t have to confirm to him his beliefs about Fredo because he was already under the impression himself.
“Tom, you’re my brother.” Michael places a hand over Tom’s arm. “You are. I’ve always considered you one.”
Tom takes a deep breath, troubled by the events of tonight and in a mix of emotions himself. Tearing up a little, he swallows hard. “I’ve always wanted to be thought of like a brother to you, Mikey—to the family. A real brother.”
“You’re my brother,” Michael repeats back at him softly.
“And mine, Tom.” Sonny gazes back over at him. “Since the day you came home with me."
Tom makes eye contact with Vito, who gives him a warm, reassuring smile of agreement. Sonny slides over another shot glass, this time pouring in cognac for Tom and moving it over to him.
“Sonny.” Michael redirects his attention to his older brother, taking another drag from his cigarette. “You’re gonna take over. You’re gonna be the Don.” Sonny raises his brows in intrigue as Michael continues, “if what I think has happened, has happened, I’m going to leave here tonight. I give you complete power, and with Tom—” Michael’s eyes dart over to Tom. “Over Fredo and his men, Rocco, Neri, everyone. I’m trusting you both with the lives of my wife and my children—the future of our family.”
Tom glances back down at his drink, “if we catch these guys, do you think we’ll be able to find out who's backing them up?”
“We’re not going to catch them.” Sonny shakes his head.
“He’s right.” Michael agrees, flicking off the ashes from the tip of his cigarette. “Unless I’m very wrong, they’re dead already. They were killed by somebody close to us.” Michael nods back to his father. “Someone on the inside whose very, very afraid they’ve botched it.”
“You think it’s one of your people? Neri or Rocco having something to do with it?” Tom clears his throat.
Michael exhales deeply, setting his cigarette down. “All of our people are businessmen at the end of the day, so their loyalty is based on that. One thing I learned from pop—” Michael redirects his attention to Vito “—is to try and think as the people around you think. On that basis, anything is possible. Anything.”
“What about…” Sonny grazes his teeth over his lips, uncomfortable at the very suggestion. “Victoria’s brothers? Do you suspect them?” The very question piques Vito’s interest.
“I suspect everybody at all times, Sonny,” Michael answers plainly. “As hot-headed and overzealous as Lorenzo Ferrari maybe, he would never do something so stupid. He’d never endanger himself or his own family. His thoughts are with his sister tonight, and he has enough blame to pass over me.”
“That’s ridiculous, Mikey.” Tom frowns. “Why would he accuse you of anything? Weren’t all of us potential victims, or could have been if we were in the wrong place at the wrong time?”
“You’re right, Tom, but an assassin wouldn’t have to target my bedroom if he wanted to kill me.” Michael continues smoking his cigarette. “It’s clear Victoria is involved somehow. That makes it very personal to me. It’s a separate conversation I’ll be having with her father as well.”
“Victoria?” Sonny raises a brow. “What about her?”
“She’s proven more resilient than anything.” Michael grazes his tongue against his teeth. “She fired back at them mid shooting, which you can thank for leaving that blood trail.”
“Holy shit,” Sonny mutters to himself, clearing his throat. “I mean, I know I shouldn’t be surprised, but still.” Sonny pours himself another shot, taking a cigarette for himself.
“Even if she had a target painted on her back, she could handle it like the rest of us, but she won’t. I won’t allow her.” Michael’s expression falls stern. “And I certainly don’t believe I need to get into the reasons as to why not, but I’m not having the mother of my children doing Neri or Rocco’s work for them. I’m leaving it up to the two of you to let them know that as well.”
“It’s this Ricci business that keeps coming up.” Vito sighs quietly. “He would surprise us all if he wasn’t involved somehow.”
“If he’s involved, then he’d only confirm my theory that this was an inside job.” Michael’s eyes harden at the very name of Don Alphonse Ricci.
“Are you going to have him killed?” Tom takes a small sip of his cognac.
“Soon, after I know enough.” Michael nods back. “I’ll kill him myself.”
~
An hour has passed by since the shooting, leaving only shattered glass and chunks of drywall and furniture lying in a wake of dust. No bodies, no suspects—nothing. Michael’s men don’t falter their search, now roaming the entirety of the compound in groups of two or three with hounds, flashlights—heavily armed.
All entrances and exits to and from the compound are fully secured, including the surrounding pathways and road, yet nothing has come out of it still. Michael’s men keep their eyes now both in worry and suspicion at Rocco Lampone, who continues to lead the search.
With each passing moment that the assassins are not apprehended or found in some way, the same thoughts trickle into everyone’s minds: Someone let them out, or it’s an inside job—both very dangerous thoughts to spill out knowing that if Michael shared the same sentiment, Rocco wouldn’t see the light of day without a doubt.
Your father came in to comfort you, then his grandchildren, reassuring them about their grandmother briefly before Doctor Katherine arrived on the compound grounds. One of Michael’s private hires accompanied her for the sake of security as well as on grounds for cautious suspicion. With the Ferrari residence heavily guarded, Doctor Katherine provides your mother medical treatment and antibiotics as your father remains by her side.
Leonardo’s your only brother that didn’t nearly spend as much time with security as the others. Instead, he accepted that Rocco had failed Michael and consequently the Corleone and Ferrari families together with the inadequate search party. Whether Leonardo would tell Michael what he thought of it and his own suspicions this evening completely relied on whether Don Corleone figured enough for himself already.
Matteo had remained behind in residence, only speaking with the guards surrounding it before ushering his nieces and nephews back to sleep. He assured they were sleeping soundly and wouldn’t be disturbed before he briefly stepped out for a breath of fresh air, making small talk with the guards on updates of what was going on.
Matteo didn’t lose faith in Michael, as did neither of your brothers except for Lorenzo. Matteo, Alessio, and Leonardo believed in the wit and cunning of Don Corleone, not just as a business partner but as a brother-in-law. Whether Michael found the assassins or not mattered very little to the three; they knew Michael would easily figure out who to blame for the lack of apprehension, and so far, all eyes were on Rocco Lampone—including Al Neri’s.
Leonardo entered the Corleone family residence to ensure Niccolo and Verona that all was fine and everything was back to normal—somewhat half lies. The twins both remain defiant in that they refuse to go to sleep until they see their parents head back inside to do so, so the least Leonardo can do is remain by their side alongside Connie, whom he comforts with her head over his shoulder and a hand wrapped around her waist.
Alessio continues the patrol with Al Neri by the boat club and Michael’s yachts, leading the search over a raft by the lake. Lorenzo is the only one who remains in the center of the courtyard, just by the Corleone residence, taking a well-needed cigarette break.
Having not seen Michael for the past twenty minutes and still remembering Al Neri told you Lorenzo was looking for you, you’ve stepped out into the courtyard as well—reassured of no danger.
“Lorenzo!” You call out, approaching your brother from around your residence building.
Lorenzo turns his head to face you, surprise and disappointment sinking into his eyes at the late encounter. Lorenzo takes a small drag out of his cigarette, holding it between his fingers as he lets his arms fall to his sides.
You let out a soft sigh of relief as you stand face to face with your brother, who wastes no time wrapping his arms around you in a protective hug. “Victoria—where have you been?”
“What do you mean?” You peek your head up from his chest, hugging him back. “I’ve been with the children and Michael, just trying to sort this all out.”
“Did Michael tell you to?” Lorenzo keeps his cigarette away from your body, furrowing his brows.
“No?” You blink back in confusion.
You’re unable to say anything as else as Lorenzo sharply cuts in, nodding sternly at you. “Then don’t. This isn’t something for you to figure out. Leave it to him and his men to clean up this mess.”
“Has there ever been a mess?” You frown back at your brother, almost certain he’s not going to give you the answer you’ve eagerly been waiting for all night.
“No.” He shakes his head with a sigh. “No bodies, nothing. I can’t tell if they’re dead, sinking into the bottom of the lake, or made their way out. Either way, it doesn’t look good.”
“I know, I was—”
“No, you don’t know.” Lorenzo lowers his tone, almost scolding you in a sense. “You don’t know anything, Victoria. This is out of your area of expertise, and you shouldn’t have gotten caught up in it. Either those pieces of shit are still out here buying their time, trying to find some way to escape once they memorize the patrols’ movements, or worse—this is all an elaborate plan that got fucked up from the inside, and the assassins are walking among us. Either way, how the hell could I let my baby sister get involved?”
“You blame Rocco and his men?” You pull away from Lorenzo’s arms.
He turns his head to the side, taking another short hit from his cigarette before facing you again. “No, I blame Michael. Whether you were targeted or not too doesn’t concern me because I know damn well you wouldn’t have been if it wasn’t for Michael.”
“Lorenzo, you know this isn’t Michael’s fault.” You protest back, “do you honestly blame him? How could any of us—”
“How did anyone breach this—this fucking palace?” Lorenzo extends out his arms, scoffing loudly. “This goddamn compound makes the Godfather’s manor look like Verona’s dollhouse. He’s got men crawling in every inch of Lake Tahoe, and you still mean to excuse the fact not one but two people just casually found their way in and still weren’t noticed? They shot at you two, then our mother, and nobody noticed? Don’t you see how that doesn’t make any sense, Victoria?”
“Lorenzo—”
“No, listen to me.” Your brother shakes his head. “This whole dinner party was a farce too. A celebration of five years—five years of what? Peace? Prosperity? Happiness? Safety? That piece of shit promised me on the day of your engagement ceremony he would protect you with his life—” Lorenzo points a finger at your chest, “—keep you away from the idea of these very things. Why am I celebrating five years of his incompetence over shitty wine and chopped liver?”
“Lorenzo!” You exclaim, sharply raising your voice.
The attitude and absolute venom spitting through your brother’s voice normally would not surprise you had it not been directed specifically at Michael and Michael only. In a state of shock from how much he pours out to you in frustration and bitter hatred, you can scarcely believe the words coming out of his mouth, much less that he actually believes what he’s saying.
You scowl back at him. “Not only are you better than this, but you know better than this. That’s my husband you’re talking about; that’s the father of my children you’re talking about! What would father think if he heard this coming from you? Are you not aware of your father’s successor? One day, you can’t just come up to me mid-assassination and tell me your woes about Michael Corleone. You’re going to have to tell them to his face—”
“Then I will!” Lorenzo narrows his eyes.
“No, you won’t!” You hiss back at him, completely unaware Al Neri is listening to the entire conversation between you two. “You won’t because you’ll have gone and ruined everything father spent his entire life doing! Running molasses into Canada with the Godfather, helping him establish his olive oil business back in Sicily—they’ve been childhood friends, keeping this peace, avoiding mob wars, and strengthening our families! This personal relationship, this bond, and peace we have between each other is the only thing keeping us at each other’s throats because at the end of the day, mafia is mafia, and mafia demands blood—mafia wants power and money. It doesn’t share. It competes—it kills, and it flays alive. How much longer can you tolerate one another if the other family has more resources—more wealth and political protection than you?” You grab Lorenzo’s arm harshly, causing him to drop his shortened cigarette.
“You can’t, and you don’t, because the nature of our business—the nature of our family doesn’t allow it. Cosa nostra, Lorenzo. This is the most powerful our family has ever been, and we haven’t had to spill blood between the families in five years—not here, and not in New York. I thought you knew that was what we were celebrating tonight. That has no meaning to you? You’re so caught up in hating Michael—bickering with him—attempting to get a reaction out of him that you’re embarrassing the family! You’re no better than Santino, and there’s a clear reason why the Godfather refused him as heir. You’re not going to do this, Lorenzo.” You press your finger at the center of your brother’s chest. “Because I won’t let you. It won’t be Michael Corleone standing in your way to destroy father’s legacy because of your temper tantrums—it’ll be me.”
A painful silence fills the air between the two of you as both of you lock, bitter gazes of anger and defiance against each other. It doesn’t mark five years since Lorenzo and you had a disagreement of any nature or like this, but the first time ever.
You always had a close and warm relationship with all of your brothers equally, and you can’t remember the last time you fought or screamed at any one of them because you simply never did. They remained protective over you in a way you did over them in return. None of your brothers ridiculed or mocked you, hurt you, or doubted you.
It was Lorenzo who dropped you off on campus on your first day of law school. Lorenzo helped ease your nerves on your first day of court. Lorenzo taught you how to drive. Lorenzo bought you your first automobile the day you came home with your license. Your eldest brother supported you thick and thin through everything, as you did to him.
You supported your father’s decision to name Lorenzo his successor. Not only did you go to your father about the family business, but you held your brother to his honor and respected him, asking him next as if he was another Don. You selflessly offered to be your brother’s consigliere, or at least a personal lawyer if he saw a need to, but what you didn’t see or anticipate was his hatred towards your husband—Michael Corleone.
It feels as if the two of you stabbed each other in the front at the same time, Lorenzo’s eyes filling with disgust and disbelief. He slowly shakes his head at you—an immense disappointment sinking into his expression. “You’re just like them now, you know that? And this is what I feared. Losing my sister to the Corleone’s—having her forget whose daughter she is. Who she really is. Why do you even keep the Ferrari name, Victoria?”
The tips of your ears and the nape of your neck prickle hot as a wave of shock washed over you at his question. You purse open your lips to reply back, only to find yourself speechless.
“You’re a Corleone now, aren’t you? Michael Corleone’s lover, Michael Corleone’s lawyer. You took the idea of creating peace between the families for father so far, that what we have now isn’t peace between the families, but we’re stuck in your love triangle, and now the lines of loyalty to whom seem blurry to me. You could argue with me over a million things, but I’ll be damned if I say I expected to disagree with my baby sister about Michael fucking Corleone. What is all this, huh?”
Lorenzo’s words sting, and they hurt. It doesn’t occur to you to say anything back, not knowing how to counter the blatant disrespect to your face from the future Don Ferrari. It’s as if he spat in your face like you were his enemy, someone he looked down upon. In nothing but a brief second, Lorenzo downplayed and mocked at every moment you spent with Michael—everything you did with him and for him.
Your eyes harden to an emotionless, icy gaze that would cause Lorenzo to do a doubletake if he wasn’t so infuriated with you.
“AHHH!” A blood-curling scream cries out, causing the two of you to immediately turn your heads to where the sound is coming from—Fredo’s side of the residence.
'Deanna.' Without another word nor a glance to your brother, you turn on your heel, sprinting as fast as you can over to the sound of Deanna’s shrieking. “There’s blood on my window!!”
Seeing a couple of Michael’s men now begin to scour over Fredo’s residence like an army of ants, you notice Fredo and a security guard struggling to hold Deanna, who now wildly flings herself around.
“Deanna! Deanna, stop!” Fredo grunts, trying to catch his wife, who runs in circles around the trees.
Deanna continues hollering out for help as loose leaves cling onto her revealing, silk nightgown, threatening to slip down her shoulders. “Right—right there!”
“Deanna?! What’s going on?!” You approach her as Fredo shakes his head at you—humiliated at the sight of his wife throwing another scene in one night.
“Right out my window!” She howls back to you as Fredo and the guard grab onto both of her arms. “There’s bodies by the window! I wanna get the hell out of here!! They’re dead!”
You take a step back and grimace as Fredo hauls her back into the central residence, barely able to cling onto her as is. “GET ME OUT OF HERE!”
“Get her back inside!” Fredo calls out, and you notice him make eye contact with a figure behind you.
Spinning back, you see Lorenzo only a few feet away from you, startled by Deanna’s screams as well, but it’s not who Fredo is staring at. Turning your head to the side, your eyes widen to see Michael walking across the courtyard and over to Fredo’s residence.
When you look back, Fredo is nowhere to be found, and Lorenzo freezes into place—the nasty scowl on his face only continuing to sour at the sight of Michael. Peeking back at your husband, you find your heart beginning to race in your chest at the very sight of him, mixed with the adrenaline of Deanna crying out about bodies.
With two heavily armed bodyguards walking in front of Michael but to opposing sides and another two behind him in the same way, you notice Alessio, Leonardo and Matteo stand next to each other, a few feet of distance behind Michael—holding their firearms upward as they accompany him.
Michael’s approach is slow and lethal. He walks with one hand in his pocket, his head tilted down, and his eyes filled with vengeance and anticipation. It doesn’t take you long to figure out he’s going directly for Deanna’s bedroom window, where she proclaimed to have seen bodies and blood on her window, but not before coming right towards you.
Michael’s domineering presence remains persuasive, dangerous, intimidating like divinity in motion. His guards surrounding the area stand down, lowering their heads in allegiance and respect to the Don as he passes by them.
Niccolo and Verona peek out the window from the drawing-room, having slipped right under the curtains to take a look for themselves. Their eyes widen to see their father accompanied by their uncles—mobsters surrounding mobsters.
Niccolo watches in awe as his father makes his way by you, admiring his cool temper and determined spring in his step. “Daddy’s gonna get all the bad guys.” He whispers back to his sister, equally as surprised at the sight.
Feeling Lorenzo’s eyes burning onto yours as Michael ignores him outright, you make your way over to Michael just as he comes, joining his side much to confirm to your brother that everything he thinks of you is true.
Rocco and Al Neri join ahead with a dozen men shining their flashlights over as you all come to approach Fredo and Deanna’s bedroom window by the drains—picking up a steady pace while walking.
“Over here, there’s two of ‘em.” Rocco gestures as you all come to a stop by the sewer drains leading out to another part of the lake.
You blink to see two bodies floating in the muddy water, dressed in black suits, now drenched and still armed. As the flashlights shine over the corpses, you notice both of their thoughts are slit deeply from ear to ear, still bleeding red. It doesn’t look as if they’ve been killed that long ago, suspiciously enough.
“Looks like they were hired out of New York.” Rocco continues, making sure his men keeping shining light over the dead men. “I don’t recognize them. We won’t get anything out of them now.”
You notice Michael’s bitter expression only growing more irritated as Rocco continues to speak. He exchanges a look of annoyance with you before turning his head back to the corpses. “Fish them out.”
Two men hop in the water, first pulling the firearms off the body and tossing them aside over the dry grass before hauling up the soaked bodies. You remain still as your brothers, Tom, and Sonny take a look at their faces themselves, shaking their heads and remaining quiet.
“Hired out of New York,” Tom murmurs to himself, glancing up at Michael, who now glares at Rocco.
“And you say you just found them here?” He doesn’t even take another look at the corpses.
“Yes, sir. Fredo’s wife had been—”
Michael raises his hand to silence Rocco, refusing to hear any more. He lets out a stiff sigh, brushing him off with a gesture. “See if you can find any piece of identification over them—anything for the investigation.”
You glance back at Michael with concern growing in your eyes but notice a growing scowl in his expression as he stares back at the corpses. You remain quiet as your brothers begin talking amongst one another in hushed tones and examining the bodies up close.
Michael squeezes your hand, whispering in your ear, “see if your brothers notice anything. I want you back at the residence immediately after.”
You give Michael a quick nod back, watching Al Neri accompany him back towards the Corleone family residence without another word.
~
Entering the residence quietly, Michael pushes open Niccolo’s ajar bedroom door, seeing his son curled up next to his sister in two beds pushed together. Verona’s bedroom remained close to the study where your mother was shot at, and for the sake of security and safety, the nanny—Esther—had the twins spend the night in Niccolo’s bedroom further up the hallway.
Hearing it from the nanny himself as Michael had entered the residence, his eyes softened at the sight of his two children snuggled up between their blankets—only half asleep.
Assuming they’re fast asleep, Michael approaches the beds and pulls up Verona’s blanket over her before doing the same to Niccolo. Just as Michael tucks his son in, Niccolo stirs and slowly turns over on his back, waking his sister as well.
“Niccolo, Verona,” Michael whispers softly, sitting on the edge of his bed.
Verona lazily rubs her eyes, extending a small hand towards her father. Michael takes her hand into his, holding it as he gives a smile to his children, now safe and sound.
“Everything’s going to be alright.” Michael keeps his soft tone as he continues speaking with the twins. “Try to sleep, okay?” He runs a hand through Niccolo’s ruffled hair, caressing the side of Verona’s cheek next as she nods back at her father.
“Daddy…” Verona croaks quietly, her voice laced in sleep.
“It’s okay.” Michael leans in, planting a kiss over Verona’s cheek and forehead, then Niccolo’s before he pulls away. “Did you two like the dinner party?”
“We got lots of presents.” Niccolo peeps back quietly. “And food.”
“I know.” Michael runs a gentle hand through his son’s hair again, squeezing Verona’s hand lightly. “Did you like them?” He glances back at Verona.
“Yeah.” She smiles back sleepily. “I got lots of toys. But daddy, I didn’t know the people who gave them to us.”
“They were friends.” Michael nods, smoothening out their blankets. “Friends and family who love you two very much.”
“Daddy, did you get a present?” Niccolo whispers out.
Michael chuckles quietly. “Why would I need presents when I have you two?”
Verona shifts in her bed to get comfortable. “Because we can give you lots of presents too, daddy.”
Michael murmurs back to her—the smile on his face growing. “How about you two draw me a picture? It can be of anything you want. Can you do that?”
“Mhmm.” The two nod back at their father.
Michael gazes at both of his children before letting out a soft exhale. “Niccolo, Verona—I’m going to be leaving very early tomorrow, alright?”
“Can you take me with you?” Niccolo offers.
“Me too, daddy,” Verona adds.
“No, I can’t.” Michael shakes his head, holding both of the twins’ hands in his. “You both know I would if I could, but this is a little different.”
“Is mama coming with you?” Niccolo yawns, covering his mouth.
Michael rubs a thumb over his son’s hand. “Your mother’s going to be here with the two of you, and I promise I won’t stay long. It’s just going to be for a couple days.”
“Why do you have to go, daddy?” Verona asks. “Why can’t you stay with us?”
“I have to do business, sweetheart.” He answers her. “Just for a few days.”
“I could help you.” Niccolo lazily shrugs back at his father. “With the bad guys too.”
Michael gives out a soft laugh in response. “I know, and one day you will. Both of you will.” He raises the twins’ hands up to his mouth, giving them both a small kiss. “You can do something for me while I’m gone, Niccolo. Take care of your sister, alright? Take care of each other while I’m away.”
“And mama too?” Niccolo asks quietly. “Mama can take care of one hundred bad guys.”
“That she can.” Amusement twinkles in Michael’s eyes. “But everyone looks out for each other in the family, no matter what. It’s important. Bad guys or no bad guys. I want you both to try and get some sleep now, alright? It’s late.”
“Daddy.” Niccolo clutches his father’s hand. “I love you.”
“Me too, daddy.” Verona smiles, hugging her blankets. “I love you and mama.”
“I love you too, as does she.” Michael murmurs softly, kissing the twins’ forehead again as they begin to curl back up into their blankets.
Niccolo and Verona’s eyes flutter shut as their breathing relaxes, steadying as they try to drift off to sleep. Michael remains by their side, stroking both of their hair gently. Unable to get the image of bullets flying over his and your head, a wave of anger washes over him, only remedied by the sight of his children.
Vowing swift vengeance for himself and his family, Michael’s family buzzes with unanswered questions and growing suspicions. Two names cross his mind repeatedly as suspects he simply can’t ignore: Hyman Roth and Lorenzo Ferrari.
Before him, Michael sees the future of his family. He sees his two children, resembling both him and their mother. Niccolo may not know his father has noticed, but Michael’s aware of his soft imitation of his father, looking up to him as a role model, wanting to be just like him in the same way he notices his daughter’s intelligence and selflessness.
Traits Michael and you both know will aid the family business, let alone their own personal lives. Ensnared forever in his heart, Michael knows his wife and children remain to be his only weakness. Such a weakness that’s been tested tonight will be returned tenfold in pain, promised by Don Michael Corleone.
As you gaze upon the soiled corpses laid out before you without a clue as to who sent them, nor who they are, a shiver goes up your spine. Had you just remained a moment longer in bed, you’d have joined the body count, riddled with bullet holes and dead in an instant.
Once again, you’ve grazed your lips against that of death’s, but remained off of his doorstep. It’s been far longer than five years, but what about the past five years now?
'Five years.' Yet everything changed in an instant. The promises of safety, security, happiness, a fresh start from it all with the children, and expansion of the Corleone family business were only celebrated a mere few hours ago.
“Victoria?” Al Neri’s voice breaks your line of thought.
You remain crouched down, your eyes burning back at the lifeless ones of the corpses. You don’t answer Al for moments, indulging in your silence as crickets chirp around you, and you easily filter out the soft conversations your brothers have behind you.
The thought of someone only anticipating your deaths after the grand party doesn’t surprise you; rather, it intrigues you. Five years gone, five years waited. All of Michael’s enemies were wiped out one by one all that time ago—leaving only one struggling to maintain what remaining power and legitimacy he had.
'Five years too late.' You wonder if the same name has crossed Michael’s mind or even that of your brother’s. Of course, it would have. The question doesn’t lie at who did it, but rather who did this.
The blood trail left over the courtyard and outside your bedroom window is evident from the two gunshot wounds almost right next to each other on one of the men’s thighs. The cuts upon both men’s throats are almost down to the bone, completely slashed open. It looks as if one swift move sliced everything open instantly, but for someone to do the same to a second individual almost at the same time?
Your gaze flickers up to Al Neri, then Rocco’s, only carrying distrust and suspicion towards him.
“Get rid of the bodies.”
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'so, what the fuck is the circus au?' - a summary of last night's events
"Half of them are clowns anyway" -tumblr user alittlesimp, 2021
so it all started here. i joked about the circus au being tomorrow's brainrot au and people RAN with it.
this is a collab i guess? between quite a few blogs, i'll tag everyone i can find at the end of this post :) to be fair, most of the ideas came from jade so she's responsible for this hell too.
if you want to see the posts in the flesh, check the hashtag 'bsd circus au' and the additions in the notes of those posts!
want to add something? why. but yeah, you can. leave a comment or send me an ask and ill add it to this post and tag you in it :) but feel free to play around with this au yourself!
ill sort the ideas per character for clarity :) it's mostly copy-pasted because holy shit we went far with this 😭 but i also added some extra stuff :)
The Akutagawas
¡ Trapeze anon, thank you for your service
¡ This is a wholesome au where instead of joining a violent organization, they join the circus.
¡ They are trapeze artists!
¡ When they were in training, Rashoumon helped them keep safe when they fell
¡ Maybe Aku first discovered his ability when he or Gin almost made a life-threatening fall
¡ Rashoumon could also help with trapeze tricks!
Atsushi
¡ They bought him as a tiger but quickly discovered he was a person instead
¡ He jumps through flaming hoops in his tiger form and although he was super scared at first, he quickly got used to it
¡ Because he's friendly and, you know, actually a person, children are allowed to pet him during the break and after the show!
Chuuya
¡ We were divided on his actual job
¡ Options include:
¡ Aerialist because of his ability
¡ Contortionist because he is flexible
¡ Motorbike rider in globe of death because... motorbikes
¡ But you know what? Fuck it. He does everything.
¡ He's probably one of the most popular members of the circus!
Dazai
¡ Animal tamer!
¡ Shrimp remarked he would look really good in the outfit and you know what? Circus Dazai could get it.
¡ Constantly jokes about being eaten during training (which kind of offends Atsushi) / being fed to the animals if the circus doesn't make enough money
¡ His job interview went like this:
¡ "You do realize this is dangerous? You could die."
· "I COULD DIE?? 🥰"
¡ Has multiple scars, he says they're from training animals, but he is suspiciously quiet about his past...
¡ Anyway he is hot. That is the post.
Fukuzawa and Mori
¡ They have a whole fake rivalry going on
¡ Every show they have an epic swordfight which is one of the most exciting parts of the evening!
¡ They were probably circus veterans who decided to start their own show
¡ There are rumors they hate each other for real
¡ But they're actually best friends and go out for drinks together (sometimes with the other artists too) after a successful show!
Kajii
¡ Circus announcy ma- I mean ringleader.
¡ He has the personality for it!
¡ Dramatically blows himself up in the middle of the show, only to reappear in one piece at the end of it
¡ Traumatizing children in the process
¡ He hands out little lemon-shaped candies to kids at the end of the show
Kenji
¡ He is the dude who lifts a bench with 30 people on it
¡ But he is secretly obsessed with the animals
¡ Spends most of his time where they are kept
¡ I'm sure Dazai loves teaching him about them :)
Kunikida
¡ Sells balloons and tells kids stories
¡ I think he'd be in charge of the financial stuff too
¡ Sells tickets at the door and makes sure the circus is advertised well
¡ Most likely also their spokesperson!
Kyouka (and a bit of Kouyou)
¡ I don't think we had anything for her, but I imagine she'd be a knife thrower
¡ Or maybe like tricks?
¡ Demon Snow could help her with this!
¡ Maybe Kouyou was her mentor before retiring
¡ Kouyou is now more on the business side of things but sometimes still helps with making new routines for Kyouka
Mark
¡ Clown? No. Gun tricks.
¡ Would probably start his act by shooting a target on the stage from a hidden spot, scaring the shit out of everyone
Ranpo
¡ Fortune teller!
· But he's kind of mean about it 😭
The Tanizakis
¡ Tanizaki is an illusionist and Naomi is his assistant
¡ They have seemingly impossible tricks but it's actually just his ability!
Yosano
¡ Cuts people in half
¡ But like, for real.
· She heals them right after though 😭
*manga spoilers from here*
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Nikolai
¡ Despite being dressed like a ringleader, he'd 100% be a clown
¡ But like the type that imitates the magicians lmfaoo
· Instead of releasing white doves or rabbits he picks up random pigeons from the street with his ability and releases them in the arena 😭
¡ Has gotten bitten by birds more times than he'd like to admit
Sigma
¡ Manager of the circus
¡ He's in charge of making sure every customer is enjoying the show
¡ Known for being one of the kindest people in the circus
Tachihara
¡ Also a knife thrower because of his ability
¡ But more badass-themed than Kyouka, who has a more cute-but-deadly theme
again, most of this was by jade so all the credit to her for this mess!
tagging everyone involved in this (including those who encouraged this mess): @jadegreenimmortality @requiem626k @bsdparadise @sugurus-princess @nameless-shrimp @bakugousbreathmint @cottonwoolwounds + trapeze anon (if i forgot anyone let me know!)
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