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muirneach · 8 months

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ur just mad that u and ur friends don’t sleep monkees style

#not me tho y’all stay safe #well there is three of us not four but nonetheless this was us last night #the monkees

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moonlightdancer26 · 2 years

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Imagine thinking several repetitive posts that consist of screaming about how Snape is a racist obsessive evil incel nazi and ridiculous what if’s is being woke.

#not me tho y’all stay safe #anti snaters #severus snape #pro snape #pro severus snape #snape #harry potter #hp

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wannaseenirvanaa · 11 months

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lana del rey fans are cancerous to society

#not me tho y’all stay safe #especially the new ones please stfu #c:#txt

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slaughterbf · 1 year

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always thinking abt how my so called black mutuals could easily be white and lying

#not me tho y’all stay safe

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redoqs · 2 years

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“What if I told you that you ate pussy like an alpha male?”

#not me tho y’all stay safe #redoqs rambles

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hotchsdoormat · 1 year

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‘tis the season of breakups for my friend group gahdamn

#not me tho y’all stay safe #(i am single)#not cm #amelia is talking without purpose

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lewierre · 3 months

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if lewis hamilton can leave mercedes you can leave that crusty ass situationship that’s always been disrespecting you baby girl

#not me y’all stay safe tho

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skoulsons · 7 months

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The pedro pascal, uh… cult following surely gets worse every single day

Hey! News flash! Celebrities aren’t your sex toys! They’re real people and I know that’s a mind-blowing thought. If you were famous, you’d hate it if your following did the same. Stop doing it to him (and, frankly, everyone else).

Finding someone attractive is one thing. Saying and creating the things that some of you people do? You’re all so far removed from reality and what is morally acceptable. Please get off social media for a week—it’s shaping you way too much.

#couldnt be me #y’all stay safe tho #haven’t gotten attached to him since everyone is #literally #bat shit crazy #I’m all for freedom of speech #but I’m pretty sure a lot of this is illegal #and also just downright disgusting and intruding and violating #some things should not be said #stick to the ol reliable #if you don’t have anything nice to say #don’t say anything at all

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seokjinsonlyone · 14 days

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i still think about that time jungkook said he was studying beef

#i swear half the people who stan jungkook do NOT think about the type of person he really is #like y’all is thinking about the euphoria singing calvin klein wearing shy baby #but he is also the person who ate jimin’s used tissue like he was sooo right when he asked could you handle me #bc most of y’all couldn’t !!#i could tho y’all stay safe 😗✌️

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suuho · 10 months

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#tbh this will turn me into the most obnoxious human being of all time #y’all stay safe tho #exo

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blackjacktheboss · 2 years

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I actually think it’s so funny that riordan has basically said you’ll get a blonde Percy before I ever allow a Black/brown Percy you dumb fucks lmfao

#it’s just funny to me #that he would be ok erasing the two major physical characteristics of his precious MC #but has just really dodged the idea of Percy being a POC by being like “it’s up to you! but he’s white y’all stay safe tho””’#he said white Percy at any cost 😂#🫡 a soldier for his cause #(his cause is the bag 💰)#honestly I think he sees Percy as white cause it was for his son #white boy alliance #anyways I’m sure the show will be fun that kid is super cute #just funny in the context of things!!

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yandere-writer-momo · 5 months

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Tbh, it's piss for me. Not on someone else, but watching then get desperate as they can't hold it or keep it in, so it ends up down their legs and pants and you have to soothe them and calm em down like a baby or a small child who had an accident. I love the desperation and the way they look after wetting and realizing what they did <3

Not even going anon on this. We die like men

I’m going to be real with you. This is a tame depraved kink.

Anyone who likes Baki, has to like piss in some way, shape, or form

#except me tho #stay safe y’all

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tteokdoroki · 2 years

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yOU DonT evEn fiGUrE sKaTE ???

#im so .. wow #stupidity is so common these days i swear #not me tho #stay safe out there y’all #PLEAODKEKWKKKE #that was so fucking funny #🗑. aali’s chatroom

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cordyce · 1 year

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i think some ppl like to try to start drama just bc lmao

#couldn’t be me tho. y’all stay safe

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