Okay so not to be a theatre kid or anything but like a production of Wicked where Glinda and Elphaba kiss RIGHT BEFORE the climax of defying gravity would fix me I think

LIKE ESPECIALLY IF THEY REPLACE SAYING "FRIEND" WITH THE KISS LIKE CAN YOU IMAGINE

Strawb the Scenecore Alien

Trying to practice anatomy

22 years ago on 9/11, I was ten years old. Here's what I wrote about it in my journal at the time

"No one believes me, everyone thinks I'm crazy, and worst of all, you say you're human and EVERYONE takes your word for it!!"

Hatsune miku in the invader zim style

An unwashed petri dish that grows headcannons like penicillin.

zim every ep: has a new plan to take over the earth or kill dib or something

almost every gir subplot:

"The funniest thing about Invader Zim is" no, the funniest thing about Invader Zim is Jhonen Vazquez's repeated insistence that Gaz was intended to be the normie sibling to Dib's baby's-first-cybergoth and that he genuinely never intended her to read as goth herself.

Invader Zim was an unparalleled media experience. Some alien nearly destroys his planet so he’s banished to be a fast food worker. He decides to stop being banished when he hears he can destroy more stuff so they send him to the far reaches of space on a false mission so he dies but earth is there. He decides to collect information on the planet to collect its weaknesses by going to public school. The only people who can see through his disguise are a neglected rich kid 12 year old obsessed with Mothman and his gamer girl sister. Both the siblings are goth. The Mothman kid is the only one interested in stopping the alien but not out of any moral obligation or anything but for that sweet sweet daddy’s love. One time the Mothman kid got a therapist who killed the previous therapist and took his place, and this is a d-plot within the episode at best. The flagship brand of soda in the universe is called poop cola. There was an episode about how Zims entire alien race is more machine than human, and their entire being is contained in the little metal backpacks that are attached to them at all times, and their bodies are more things to carry these PAKS around and if they were to detach they would die while the PAK would attach to the nearest creature, overwrite their mind and kill them. This episode was cancelled to make the Christmas special. Gir is there.

the boomerang was haunted by a hair stylist rated 0.7 on yelp. not that dib knew, of course

I sincerely hope that whenever you guys read any of my posts about Recap Kid you’re picturing me telling it to you like this the entire time:

Zim is autistic and is going to turn the world autistic

zim get OUT of the azumanga daioh opening!!!!