When david tennant says “I don’t want to go” again in the new special, count me among the first deceased

in fact I’m already dead

Yesterday morning @willowo-luna pinned me down and thrust her dick against my thigh while she fingered me and I think I saw the face of God

My tits are woefully Unsucked

This Sucks

When byler becomes canon I'm going to be the most insufferable bitch you've ever seen

did you like the louis vuitton picture ? do you know if more are coming

As a Zouis Vuitton ambassador, I love it.

I still don’t understand why they had to go with the wig but that’s not my department.

All I can think about is this when I see the pic though 😂

the world will heal when Olivia releases naive girl

has anyone drawn the crab rave crabs as trans women the artist is clearly horny about yet

I found out japanese fans are calling this the "american comic book-style marcille"

i'm WHEEZING LMAO

type prevs url with your eyes closed in the tags

i think some of you dont like narratives or stories or characters i think you just like fanfiction tropes

The best and worst part of dating @willowo-luna is that sometimes she will send you shit like this

why yes I AM making boop gifs from screen recording

happy old gnoll

the fact that i'm no longer the same age as the protagonists of novels and films i once connected to is so heartbreaking. there was a time when I looked forward to turning their age. i did. and i also outgrew them. i continue to age, but they don't; never will. the immortality of fiction is beautiful, but cruel.