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shirkers2018dirsanditan · 11 months

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this account is SO fucking dramatic. 8 or 9 games above .500, best ERA in the league, and the team is almost unwatchable?? WHAT? dusty baker should be fired because the astros are having injury trouble they didn’t have last year and because the offense is in a slump in early june???? so what if the astros don’t win it again this year? if we don’t make it far in the playoffs? if the rangers are just unstoppable and we don’t make it at all?? Jesus its like they started watching baseball in october 2022

#its HARD to win period #its harder to go back to back #nobody has done it in like two decades #chill out man….#the astros actually did use to be borderline unwatchable #not actually but we sucked ass for years #fair weather ass fans fr what the hell

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inhidingxoxo3637 · 14 days

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#coming out of retirement for this post lads #i have been keeping up mostly btw!! ive just been WORRKINGGGGGGG #i worl Thurs-Fri-Sat you can understand the issues i face #worl?? work #anyways #yeah and im sure everyone here understands how much it BANESS me to hype martin but #also 2022 bestia finished 3rd n 2023 bezz 3rd like cmonnnn the satellite ducatis are still bomb bikes #ducati is such a good bike #sucking ass for the majority of their motogp history is now paying them back tenfold ok #*Marquez murrr hes doing so welllll wowoowwwwww* yeah hes on the bike that won the title last year?? bike that got 91 points back????#the satellite cock sucking is getting to me girls even when they hype acosta #that's something thats killing me bout the tnt commentary team atm actually #they keep raving about acosta but then being like *but we expected this so pft lets move on*#but then acting like Marquez is christ reborn hello both of them are performing EXACTLY as anticipated #dramatic ass BITCHESS #motogp

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atissi · 6 months

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this is a joke. i hated business school.

(conversation with @thesweetestclementine)

#CONTEXT: we were talking about the james somerton bullshit #anytime someone at a party asks me what i majored in i say 'marketing and finance but i hated it the entire time i promise im normal'#can confirm though that 80% of business majors suck ass at writing let alone coming up with original ideas #in first year we had a mandatory business writing class because it had gotten so bad among previous cohorts #and everyone i talked to hated it because we had to read actual books and the professors were lit. phds with actual standards #'they mark way too hard i got 60% on everything' have you considered that this is a. skill issue.#also 60% is just. expected for certain humanities courses lolll at least in business our grades get curved #so you're only hurting your GPA if you write worse than everyone else lol. but good luck with that #anyways that's just a fraction of why my classes were terrible. but the writing thing annoyed me the most when I was doing group essays.#beepbeep.txt

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akkivee · 1 year

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HIS DAY!!!!!!! JYUSHI DAY!!!!!!!!!!💜💜💜💜💜💜

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starlypenguins · 5 months

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I remember when I first introduced my friend to the ibvs lore and we got to the part where felix was introduced and the first thing this man says is “Holy shit he’s petty as hell”

Now imagine his face when I tell him that this bastard just performed a whole all ritual over a game of capture the flag.

#random rambling with starly #ibvs #i guess that’s yet another title he cannot claim #man felix you suck ass at this #like it is your last year of high school and instead of genuinely trying to make a significant impact at your school you’re doing this shit #then again he probably thinks this is significant #fucking idiot #speaking of that actually my friends at school recently started a fighting game club at my school and made me the instagram manager for it #i’m also in charge of designing the logo #but like they’re in their last year of high school and we have no clue what’s going to happen when they leave #anyways this is like my 6th club that i’m apart of

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soldier-poet-king · 8 months

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I will not argue about religion online I will not argue about religion online I will not argue about religion online🤡

#franposting #rae your response already sort of undercut ops intent #but also FUCK THAT POST FOR REAL #1) u are doctrinially incorrect. 1x a year minimum. recommended during pennintential seasons #get off my ass every week bullshit #that's not how it works mortal sin is NOT so common as that and this is how yall give ppl scruples and complexes #and religious trauma #also like. just fuck off in general if u have that kind of attitude #trads my nemesis (EXCEPT U RAE)#(she is very polite. she gets to stay :)#but anyway yeah now im so fuckin angry #everytime i think ive reached some sort of tentative peace with the church #or at least. a cease fire. a begruding tolerance of my coreligionists #i am forcibly reminded that so many of them suck #ALSO HISTORICALLY??? WEEKLY CONFESSION??? WTF ARE YALL ON. CRACK????#we went 2 millenia without it. get ur reactionary american trad bullshit out my face #if u are reading this and being like. oh fran i am going to argue with u and correct u. consider. dont.#dont do that. i will not change my mind on this. it is one of the few articles of faith i am definitely sure on #and im actually IN THE RIGHT this isnt even my heterodox pseudo heretic ass #this is literal doctrine yall are just brainrotted by usamerican catholic trad culture #tldr thank u rae for ur response but i must take my rage further and scream bc i hate that rhetoric sm

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shalegas34 · 2 months

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just got a prescription for drugs i had to sign for at the pharmacy. lets fucking go

#i had my specialist appointment today and i was DREADING it. everything was going wrong #the bus didn’t come. i didn’t have food. the doc was running an hour behind #by the time i got there i was half starved having a mild anxiety attack #but then she pulled out my ultrasound results and it showed fucking adenomyosis which means i likely have endometriosis too #let me tell you boys i almost started crying in there #after years of doctors telling me to suck it up & stop being a pussy i have actual proof that i’m not just being a pussy. CRYING #also the specialist told me my gp put me on estrogen for no reason (what i needed was progesterone) and i was so mad bc #that shit gave me feminising features i did not want and which are now irreversible #aside from not actually solving the problem…#anyway i’ve now got paperwork for surgery and different kind of progesterone pill plus the insane ass painkillers i had to sign for #i’m very happy with how that went. we are winning today boys #i feel bad for her bc i was so overwhelmed when she was flinging info at my starved brain at the speed of light #i kinda just shut down & was acting like a corpse in there. i must’ve looked really rude lol #it took me the hour’s walk back into town (was not taking the bus again 😂) to process everything #life

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thecomet-and-themeteor · 29 days

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I don't know how much sense this makes but I need a Langelique Cinderella AU, I think it'd work pretty well

#brought to you by:#my last post about angelique's fuck-ass sneakers #& juliet #and juliet #&j #okay but genuinely I think it would work really well #like Angelique is working for lady and daddy cap right #ignore how I called him daddy cap we did Romeo and Juliet for the school play this year and that's what we all called him #and like May and Juliet are the quote unquote evil stepsters #but you know they're not evil they're just like way nicer in comparison to their parents #and like you know the prince holds a ball to find a wife and it's this like whole thing #because lady and daddy cap want Juliet and may to go to like end up with the prince #and like the prince is still Frankie here because maycois is goated let's be real #and like this is kind of where you could either make it centric to a specific ship or you could just do like the whole thing as an au #you could say that like Frankie likes May but when they approach the capulets they're like oh Juliet you want Juliet and it's a whole thing #and you could do jumeo because I don't know maybe Romeo is like you know what Paris was like in the actual Romeo and Juliet play Romeo is #like Paris and the capulets hate him because Lance has kind of like pushing Frankie to be with Romeo but Romeo wants to be with Juliet #and Juliet wants to be with Romeo and blah blah blah but Lance and Angelique specifically comes in where it's like okay but what if Lance i #also looking for a new partner at these balls because you know his wife like died and he needs someone else to share the throne with and #that's why both may and Juliet end up going because their parents don't care about the age difference because their parents suck and they'r #just like you're going to end up with royalty one way or another and you know Angelique is like be safe and actually parenting them and #and warning them and making sure they're prepared to like actually go out to this ball because royalty or not it's still dangerous and #they're both like why don't you just come with us and it's a bit where like maybe April and William play the role of fairy godparents #and you know Angelique is able to go and she meets Lance and they have their little shoe thing and they have the Cinderella ark meanwhile #there's the whole love square with May Frankie Juliet and Romeo and Juliet gets to have a moment where it's like how are you so controlling #that you're pushing May to get with a man like 30 years their senior yet you cant deal with me getting with the wrong rich guy and may is #like screw y'all Juliet was The Golden child anyway okay I get what I want now and it's all happily ever after #and angelique gets Lance a magical girl transformation and some CLEAN FUCKING SNEAKERS EVEN MINE ARENT THAT DIRTY N I DONT CLEAN EM FOR SHI #anyways

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creaturebloom · 27 days

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god please put my father in the ground already amen

#whiny baby post #8 years of this shit like #8 fucking years of not being able to have a real life because of this asshole #who was a terrible father and a terrible husband #and now we just have to take care of him forever i guess #it's like he's literally just never going to actually die #he's just going to keep ruining our lives and FOR WHAT #literally for what !!!!!!#and im the only one willing to put him into a memory care unit lmfao #god being poor in america sucks ass so bad #bc w/o his income we have nothing #bc none of us are able to actually work and have a real job #not to mention memory care is like 9k a month lmfaooooo #god just let it be fucking over already holy shit

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kohakhearts · 5 months

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not to be Hashtag serious about anything because that goes against my principles but this was the first year since i was 18 that i didn’t take antidepressants at all and the first time since i was 16 that i didn’t attend regular therapy (or at least Think i Needed to attend regular therapy) and yeah i wouldnt say i had a Good mental health year but. But. thats a big step for me actually and one i am very pleased with. go me

#taylor.txt #still on othet drugs. and did pick up a fresh prescription (+ some old ‘expired’ pills from when i was on 4 dif brain illness drugs) because #the insomnia was That bad LMAO but i actually have not taken those much bc the dose i was prescribed doesnt rly work #taking 2 is enough to knock me out but then i get the big sleepy the next day so no winning #wow typos. anyway #2 years since that whole Thing. and yknow what many days still suck major ass. but we cant say im not trying #this year my goal is to hopefully uh. relieve some literal physical stress bc like my high heart rate chest pain dislocating joints shit etc #like. seems LIKELY there is some relation. and its that im just fucking tense as hell. i think the meditation thing im supposed to do would #also be easier if my base state were not. super stupid tense for no reason. also sleep issues and tmj might be related to that lmao

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gu6chan · 2 months

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Spending a year translating a novel and am split between the joy of seeing people in the west be able to enjoy something previously only able to be enjoyed by fans in japan and immense regret seeing it used for the worst fucking fan theories you've seen in your life

#drakengard #gu6chan's musings #it sucks ESPECIALLY when you know the context behind some of the shit they either talk about like some big mystery or miss the mark #COMPLETELY with but it's all in japanese and you don't wanna be an asshole OR translate a whole passage of something just to say #'thats not it actually'#im so tired why are westerrn drakenier fans so obsessed with the idea of a drakenier cinematic universe where everything is connected and #made in a way every small little thing is a result or clue to another thing instead of just.... existing. being a motif at most #cause SURE #everything TECHNICALLY is connected; that's like the whole thing #but not everything was made with that connection in mind drakenier pre-dod3 was largely just people fucking around #not everything is a reference #not everything is a piece of secret foreshadowing #i just wanna see an actual good fan theory that isnt like #'this piece of NPC dialogue that gets referenced in a cutaway gag 10 years later PROVES this scene has deeper lore than we thought'#and actually acknowledges the fact that 80% of drakenier is just people pulling shit out of their ass as an inside joke at most #sometimes I really wish I really wish I just kept the translations to 1.3 and Magnitude Negative a secret to like 4 people

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theoogtree · 3 months

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After spending like 3 days listening to all 600 whatever the fuck of my Super Junior songs I can still confirm that every Super Junior song is a good song including Gulliver, Motorcycle, and Super Duper

#They suck absolute ass. They are the best songs I've ever heard.#SJ in the house make way for the new king??? Ride your motorcycle endlessly on the highway huh huh???#Super Duper Super Duper Super Duper Super Duper Super Duper We Are Super Duper ??????#I've never heard better music in my life #This includes all their subgroups and solo albums #all like four suju t songs fuck and every suju m song is like genuinely actually good for real #zhoumi you can make sm give suju m a comeback I believe in you (has been saying this for years)#me 3 days ago: I'm already in the S's why do I still have so many songs left to listen to #And now of course I'm in the taemin taeyeon hole for the next like 2 days probably

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oh-cramity-its-amity · 3 months

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its so weird to read some of my old fics (do NOT do it but i'm just being hypothetical rn) and reading it. like who even was this person?? i completely was in a haze back in 2020. i literally was posting 3 chapters a day. A DAY. what in the WORLD was that shit.

anyway i remembered some STUPID sappy shit and i didnt remember if i'd put it into a fic or not BUT I FOUND IT.

She and Hope had been dating in secret for months anyway, and any attempt to go talk to Ryan only filed her disposition of displeasure upon knowing that she couldn’t tell anyone, Molly especially, it destroyed herself mentally. They couldn’t really go anywhere near the school, always having to lie to everyone about having projects together when Molly wasn’t around them. It’d consisted with 9 PM - 2 AM intervals of being able to actually see each other. Hope would sneak through her small bedroom window with a portable record player and whatever she had gotten from the vintage record store downtown, and Amy would always fall asleep around eleven because of her internal clock. She would always wake up to find a single sticky note stuck on the edge of her desk whenever she woke up to her alarm the next morning. One of them, Amy still had tucked inside of her phone case, a heavily detailed human heart, with blue and red ink sketched onto a neon pink sticky note, there was a caption that headed the small paper reading the phrase over every now and again makes her almost melt every time. “You have my heart.”

yeah idk why the fuck but i thought of this fucking idea again today and i was like "omg did i ever put that heart note thing in a fic???" yeah you fucking did.

all that to say ME AND WHO???? imagine. thats so fucking.... RAHHHH.

#NOT TOH FANFIC #see this is why i write fanfic. to enact some gay ass shit like this.#the fucking STICKY NOTE WITH A DRAWING OF A HUMAN HEART AND SAYING “YOU HAVE MY HEART” I AM ON THE FLOOR.#*sighs* sucks i cant reuse it on lumity though.#my friend making me realize i actually have rizz but am just too much of a disaster to actually understand cues with people #its a MESS. im just all over the place. i literally ranted to THE SAME FRIEND yesterday (or the day before??) abt some girl jesus.#anyway i remember writing A LOT OF POETRY back in hs about this one girl and then the same girl i got to talk to--#--my first actual conversation with her i blurted out that i wanted to shave my head. she was like.... oooooo god i was A MESS #still slid into her school dms during covid and was like “haha guess what i actually mf did???” anyway all that to say underlying dysphoria #they're nonbinary now too and i kinda ghosted them like a complete idiot :(. its been two years or so but i still think of them... a lot...#actually i have more lore about this person and its like istg they actually really liked me but i could not pick it up.#we had such SUCH good chemistry and vibes. n they were really pretty. ughhhhhh.#anyway yeah idk crushes are weird sometimes. the universe knows how unstoppable id be with a partner #i feel like i was the reason they were able to find themself and their identity because when we were talking i always encouraged them #and told them to do what felt right. im glad they did. i think sometimes that brings me peace. like i served a purpose.#STILL showed them toh. STILL SHOWED THEM TOH.#we were talking about amity LMAO “this green haired girl seems interesting” SHE SO WAS.#...yeah i wish i could text them but i kinda probably fucked it up.#shitposting shit #idk what this post is i just wanted to talk about this dumb sticky note thing because im rotating it in my brain and remembering how #mentally ill i was back in 2020 #talking into the void yk how it isssss

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catboymeowmeow · 3 months

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all in all, despite the weather and the health issues that have kept me from my knitting machine for so long, i am very glad i got into flatbed machines rather than CSMs. CSMs are super cool! i love the vintage ones that are all metal, theyre super cool!! but 1. theyre super fucking expensive and 2. i cant even wear short row heels. they dont fit my foot anatomy at all.

got my flatbed at a fucking steal of a price altogether and i looooove making heel flap socks on it, now that i know how. they're honestly even easier on my spine to knit than short row heels were, but i think that was partially an elbow support problem. i might need to invest in a chair with armrests...

#ive been unable to machine knit all winter bc of the static #my machine gets SUPER staticky in the cold weather #and actually i barely finished my last pair of socks in like. october i think #when i finally got my stream setup set up #bc the static got so bad right at the end #but now that we are slowly approaching the warm weather #it seems like my health issues might be returning #the health issues that prevented me from machine knitting most of the summer.#so will i get the chance to knit at all this year???#who knows!#i sure hope i do bc these health issues suck major ass #so they better fuck off.#and i need more socks #i only have 2 pairs that fit well #all the others were test pairs that weren't quite right yet

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nexus-nebulae · 3 months

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the aftermath of having 2 terabytes of storage

#i have never had a computer this nice lmao #i'm constantly so used to automatically assuming i Can't Do Most Things bc most of the time i'm barred from Everything #either by physical skill or money or age or location #so when i got a Nice Computer my brain was like STUFF I CAN DO?????????? STUFF I CAN DO!!!!!!!!!!!!#and just. downloaded all the games i haven't been able to play bc my laptop sucks ass #the dopamine rush. lmao #i can actually play skyrim again for the first time since i was 17 😭#genuinely getting this computer has given me the exact same feeling as finally getting my wheelchair #just the fucking sheer joy of *oh my fucking god i have freedom now. i can actually DO STUFF*#seriously being able to use the wheelchair has made me so fucking happy i don't feel awful when going to the store i can actually THINK #bc i dont have brain fog from having to focus all of my energy on staying upright #and the computer is giving me the same feeling of freedom like. i can actually DO STUFF with my computer and not worry about it crashing #i can record video now!!!! I COULD START STREAMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#i can actually learn to code because the coding programs will run!!!!!! i can start making datapacks!!!!!!!!!!!!!#can PLAY THE GAMES I'VE BOUGHT OVER THE YEARS FINALLY #FUCKING THANK YOU STEAM FOR LETTING ME KEEP THESE GAMES UNTIL I CAN ACTUALLY PLAY THEM #INSTEAD OF BEING A SHITASS STREAMING SERVICE THAT TAKES AWAY YOUR PRODUCT *AND* MONEY WHENEVER THEY FEEL LIKE IT #like i bought assassins creed odyssey the year it came out and i've never even been able to OPEN it on any of my old computers #i bought Jusant recently because it looks very pretty but the game wouldn't let me download it on my laptop bc the graphics card was shit #i have a bunch of games that I've just hoarded on my steam account for years and now i can finally play them #i can get back to subnautica too!!!! and finally finish out we happy few!!!#anyway im gonna go continue to be insane about this machine i love computers theyre so fun

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has-chip-beaten-the-allegaytions · 3 months

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2/11/24! latest riptide episode: 115

no, but HAPPY SUPERBOWL SUNDAYYY 🗣🗣🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

#jrwi #chip jrwi #allegaytion posting #we interrupt your chibo posting with AMERICAN PRIDE !!!!!! RAGGHFHHGHHHH #none of my teams made it LMAO nobody was even CLOSE #i love being a steelers fan we lose every year and cheer about it because the lower we place the better drafts we get #or like. the earlier we get to choose our drafts when it comes to the start of the season #because actually sports moment for a sec but football is one of the few american sports where you DONT get to bribe your way (that much)#baseball is disgusting with the way they draft new players i hate them sm. but footballs like slightly better #for the draft season: the lower you place the sooner you get to pick whatever new players you want #and the higher you place the later #so since we sucked ass all season we might !! maybe !!! just might place a teeny bit higher next time #anyway the only intresting part of todays superbowl is 100% going to be the halftime show at like 10pm

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