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batfamhyperfixation · 1 year

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Kon: Clark, did you read the Smallville Mischief Report today?

Clark: The what?

Jon: Smallville Mischief. It's the section of the newspaper that reports all the crimes that have happened in town the past week. It names names and everything.

Clark: That could cause a lot of trouble.

Lois: It doesn't. No one reads it but these two knuckleheads.

Clark: The people of Smallville respect each other's privacy. If someone wants to commit a crime, that's their business.

Kon: It's interesting you would say that, Clark, considering what I just read. Ahem. "This weekend, someone knocked down "Vera Warren's British chimney sweep garden gnome. A single boot was left on her lawn."

Clark: Oh, that's one of the most famous garden gnomes in town. When you press a button on it, it says, "'Ello, gardener."

Kon: "Vera believes the boot belongs to... Clark Kent."

Everyone: *gasping*

#source: the great north #and then clark went to the justice league meeting all upset #and they couldnt get anything done with him in his mopey state #so they ask Clark and he tells them about this #and they all agree to help prove his innocence #no one in town ever accused him again cause they still arent sure how journalist clark kent has such high connections he can call on a whim #but they are not getting interrogated by the justice league and a plethora of robins again if they can help it #superman #clark kent #kon kent #conner kent #jon kent #jonathan kent #lois lane #smallville #incorrect superman quotes #incorrect superfamily quotes #superfam #superfamily

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