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oceans-of-stories · 7 years

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100 questions with Felix

//bc sleep is for the weak when there’s questionnaires to answer incharacter

1. What is your full name? Do you have a nickname? Felix Bartholomew Bendixen! M’sis calls me Filly.

2. How old are you? When is your birthday? 25 summers, m’fraid! M’birthday? Uhm... 12th Sun of the 3rd Umbral Moon. W’ew.

3. Where were you born? Where do you live now? Are you patriotic? Gridania...n’gridania. I don’t know ‘xactly, ta be honest. As for patriotic? Eh.

4. Who are/were your parents? (Names, occupations, personalities, etc.) M’blood mum and pop ain’t ‘round. M’not entirely sure what ‘appened t’ere, but that ain’t no biggie. We were adopted b’a fella named Oswald. He...ain’t too great’o’a guy. I’d say his job is wastin’ gil.

5. Do you have any siblings? What are/were they like? Polly! She’s my sis. She is sick, but she deal wit it pretty well. She’s real nice.

6. What is your occupation? M’a crafter. I make stuff. Ya need somethin’?

7. How tall are you? How much do you weigh? Eh...tall ‘nough. N’I weigh ‘nough too. (5′0″ and 140 lbs)

8. What color is your hair? What color are your eyes? Yella! Like a sunflower. N’my eyes? Green. I like ‘em.

9. What is your race? Miqo'te, Keeper, I guess.

10. To which social class do you belong? Eh? I mean I ain’t got much money if t’ats what ya’re askin’. M’a merchant?

11. Do you consider yourself to be attractive? Do others? Haha...eh, maybe? M’pretty handsome, yeh? Tho’ for others...I unno, I ain’t got time for t’at.

12. What is your style of dress? Whateva’ won’t catch on fire while workin’.

13. Do you have any scars? Tattoos? Birthmarks? Other unique physical features? Eh...I got a few scars on m’back from when I was a kid, it ain’t nothin’ too special. M’parents weren’t t’nicest people, if t’ats what ya’re wonderin’.

Other t’en t’at, eh, just m’marks on me face and a few freckles!

14. Do you have any allergies, diseases, or other physical weaknesses? Polly says m’t’ strongest man she knows! Nothin’ ‘ere!

15. Are you right- or left-handed? Both hands work well, yeah!

16. What does your voice sound like? Japanese: Koji Tsujitani English: Crispin Freeman

17. What kind of vocabulary do you use? EH? Wat is t’at suppose ta mean? Ya mean big words? I ain’t no good wit big words.

18. List three quirks or other defining characteristics. I wiggle me ears a lot! N’my tail. Other t’en t’at.... (his accent)

19. How often do you bathe? Do you wear perfumes? I try every day but t’at is sometimes hard. Really depends on how much Polly says I stink!

20. What kind of facial expression do you commonly wear (dour glare, wry smile, etc)? Big ol’ grin! Yepper! No use in livin if ya can’t smile!

21. Do you use body language? How? Me ears’n’ tail! Yeppers! And a whole lot of hand wiggly, yeppers.

22. Do you have a commonly used saying? Eh....

Childhood

23. What is your earliest memory? I ain’t rememberin’ faces well, but when I was young I ‘member gettin’ beat ta shreads’n’back in place of Polly. I tink she dropped somethin’, broke it, and eh...yeah, t’ats why we ain’t real tight wit’ our real parents.

24. How much schooling have you had? Did you enjoy it? Some trade schoolin’, ta learn how ta write’n’sew’n’all t’at other junk I need ta know.

25. Where did you learn most of your knowledge and skill? M’pops, Ozzy, and uh...some other’ folks who were kind ‘nough ta let me apprentice under ‘em.

26. How would you describe your childhood in general? ...Rough.

27. As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up? I wanted ta be a pilot. Ya know, of t’ose fancy air ships.

28. When and with whom was your first kiss? Eh...heh, well, t’ats kinda silly ting ta ask. When I was lil’ t’ere was a gal I liked t’at kissed m’cheek. Does t’at count?

29. Are you a virgin? If not, when and with whom did you lose your virginity? Sure forward, aren’t ya? (Gotta make money somehow...and you don’t particularly learn those people’s names, huh)

30. Do you have a notorious or celebrated ancestor? Does that affect you? ...Ozzy uh...he owes a lot’o’money everywhere it seems.

Influences

31. What do you consider the most important event of your life so far? Gettin’ adopted. Yeah! Was nice at first.

32. What do you consider your greatest achievement? Gettin’ ta stay with Polly for as long as we have...

33. What is your greatest regret? Regret is a waste’o’time, m’fraid.

34. What is the most embarrassing or shameful thing ever to happen to you? Haha...uh... (More than once being made fun of for his ratty clothes as a kid)

35. Do you have any secrets? If so, what are they? I ain’t one to keep secrets. (Selling himself for money to get by)

36. What is the most evil thing you have ever done? Depends on what ya mean ‘evil’. I’ve done pretty bad tings ta keep food in our bellies once or twice.

37. When was the time you were the most frightened? T’last time Polly got real sick. I mean, she’s _always_ sick, but I mean t’time when she was serious sick. I dunno what I’d do witout ‘er.

38. Have you ever traveled outside of your country? If so, to where? I’ve delivered ta different places. M’not too good at names tho.

Beliefs

39. What is your alignment? EH? (lawful neutral)

40. Are you basically optimistic or pessimistic? Haha, optimistic! Ya gotta believe in t’luck!

41. Do you believe in a god? If so, which one and why? Nah, no. No god would let t’tings that have happened happen.

42. Do you believe in an afterlife? M-maybe.

43. What is your greatest fear? Bein’ left alone. (Paula dying)

44. What makes you angry? Sad? Happy? Why? When people take advantage of others. Cuz well, I’ve been on t’bad end of that deal more t’en once.

45. Do you think people are basically good or basically evil? Nah, everyone has good n’tem if they look deep enough.

46. What are your views on politics? Religion? Sex? Politics ain’t somethin’ ta waste my time on. Same wit religion. Sex? Eh...well, its a ting. T’at ‘appens.

47. What are your views on gambling, lying, theft, and killing? Gamblin’ is t’worst t’ing in t’world t’at appened ta me and Polly. Killin’...well, t’ats just as bad, too.

48. How far will you go to defend your beliefs? S’what m’made of, yah? So pretty dang far.

49. How much do you value money? We ain’t got much of it. S...so yeah, its nice ta have. I wish we ‘ad more. A lot more...

50. In your opinion, what is the most evil thing any human being could do? Hurt kids.

51. Do you believe in self-sacrifice for the greater good? Yeah. M’mean...at t’least it’ll hep ya’re karma, yeah? Ya should always do whatcha can for others.

52. Do you believe in the existence of soul mates and/or true love? M-m-maybe.

53. Are you superstitious? M’I afraid of ghosts? Y-yes.

54. How much do you respect the beliefs and opinions of others? So long as it ain’t hurtin’ me, why care?

55. How honest are you about your thoughts and feelings? M’honest when it comes ta not hurtin’ anyone else. (He hides a lot from Paula...)

56. Do you have any biases or prejudices? I ain’t a fan of rich folks. Usually t’ey get their cash takin’ advantage of t’lil folks.

Dealing With Others

57. Who is the most important person in your life, and why? Paula. She’s m’north star, my polaris. I unno what I’d do witout ‘er. She’s...t’only family I got.

58. Who is the person you respect the most? Despise the most? Why? M’prolly respect Polly t’most. Strongest gal I know. N’...I ain’t a fan of my pops, nah. He’s...not a swell guy.

59. Do you have a significant other? Who? Nah. Unless ya count Polly.

60. Do you have a lot of friends? Who is your best friend? Ehm...nah. Not really. Ain’t got time for much friends, or t’ey tink m’a downer. Their loss!

61. How do you relate to members of the same race? Class? Sex? I unno, not bein’ raised by my real folks made it kinda hard ta figure out t’ings. N’dudes around ‘ere ain’t knowin’ how ta treat a lady right. It’s a damn shame.

62. How do you relate to members of a different race? Class? Sex? Eh...t’ey ain’t too different from me, so who cares? N’ladies...I ain’t good at talkin’ to ladies...

63. Have you ever been in love? If so, describe what happened. T’at is embarassin! I mean, yeah! But she ain’t returnin’ t’feelings. So...t’ats tat.

64. What do you look for in a potential lover? Eyes. I know t’at sounds funny but...someone wit eyes. Not just perty eyes, nah, the kind that knows beauty when t’ey see em. I...got a ting for artists, haha...

65. How close are you to your family? Just Polly! She’s t’best.

66. Do you want a marriage, family, and/or children? Maybe someday. I tink I would make a good pop, yeah?

67. Do you tend to argue with people, or avoid conflict? I ain’t one for conflict. Even t’mean chocobos I give a wide birth ta.

68. Are you a listener or a talker? A bit of both? I mean I can tell a yarn or two if need be but lemme listen.

69. How long does it usually take for you to trust others? Eh...long ‘nough I suppose. T’only person I’d trust wit my life though...Polly.

70. Do you hold grudges? Nah, no. People can change in a drop of a hat. T’ere’s only one person t’at I’d say I gotta grudge for.

71. Do you tend to take on leadership roles in social situations? N-no! I’m no leader.

72. Do you like interacting with large groups of people? Eh...no. Makes me nervous.

73. How well do you express yourself? Eh? Well I do show off my skills a lot! So I say pretty dang well?

74. How quickly do you judge others? Eh...not too quickly, I’d hope. T’most grumbly fella can have a heart’o’gold.

75. Do you care what others think of you? Mmm...kinda. I mean, m’name is kinda my business right now. Sooo...gotta keep up ta good work!

76. Do you have any enemies? How or why are they your enemy? Just...one fella. My pops. He’s uh...well, not too many savory people are after ‘em. For good reason. He put t’family in debt after m’mom died. Adoptive, both, yeah, but...m’working as hard as I can ta dig us outta debt and still keep gettin’ Polly ‘er meds. Ain’t easy, nah.

Personal Taste and Opinions

77. What is your favorite pastime? Color? Food? Possession? I like feedin’ chocobos. And uh...mmm...Odd as it is, I like sewin. I ain’t good at t’minitare sorts of stuff, t’hard stuff, but makin’ meself a new hat? Love that. As for possession...m’goggles. Even if t’ere from Ozzy...I’ve had ‘em forever. N’food? Anyting sweet!

78. What are your preferences in arts and/or entertainment? Mmm...Polly likes ta cute stuff, so I suppose I do too!

79. Do you smoke, drink, go whoring, or use drugs? Why or why not?. Uh...nah. Been on the oter side of tings and uh...nah. Nope.

80. How do you spend a typical Saturday night? Makin’ sometin! Or lookin’ for materials.

81. What is your most cherished fantasy? Mmm...Polly gettin’ better.

82. How long is your attention span? Eh? What?

83. Do you laugh a lot? What do you find funny? Yeah! Polly says I laugh too much sometimes, maybe she’s right. But eh...I like watchin’ kids. Not like...the weird way but, just t’way tey act is cute and funny at times.

84. Is there anything that shocks or offends you? If so, what? I ain’t a fan of swearin’ too much. When a lady does...it’s pretty craaazy.

85. How do you deal with stress? I make somethin’. I just...put on me goggles and get ta work.

86. How much athletic ability do you have? Artistic? I’m not much of a fighter, but I would say m’pretty dang artistic in the creative department, yepperooni.

87. Do you like animals? Do you like children? Yep and yep! M’a big fan of both.

88. Are you spontaneous, or do you always need to have a plan? Aaaa little bit of t’at, a little bit of t’is.

89. What are your pet peeves? People not taken care of t’emselves or t’eir tings properly. I mean...takes a lot of effort ta make tose tings, and a lot of effort ta make you you. Yeah?

Self-Image

90. What is your greatest strength as a person? Weakness? I’d like ta say m’ pretty loyal. Hecka loyal. Ya get me on your side, n I would be a ringer in ya’re fight anytime. Other t’en that...I’m pretty bad at cookin’. Try as I might, haha. Or I guess I wear m’heart on m’sleeve, t’ats what some peeps say. I unno if t’at is true or not.

91. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? M’height. Yeah, m’short. Pretty short. People are kinda rude bout it from time to time. It’d be neat if I could grow like...two feet, yeah. N’tower over everyone else! ...cept for tose giants.

92. Are you generally introverted or extroverted? Extraverted, I tink. I mean, I gotta be as a sales guy.

93. Do you like yourself? Yeah! If I didn’t, I’d change it, yah!

94. Do you have a daily routine? How do you feel if your day is interrupted? Mm...t’only ting I have as a constant is wakin’ up ta Polly cookin’ breakfast. Usually its toast’n’eggs. She makes me lunch too! But other t’en tat its a real toss up what m’doing. Usually workin. When it hits eight or so I head home, take a bath, n’ten get some shut eye.

95. What goal do you most want to accomplish in the next six months? Your lifetime? Gettin’ Polly ta smile for realsies, none of t’at fake smiles she gives me in t’mornin’. And other t’en that...it’d be nice ta get a smile or two from some pretty ladies.

96. Where do you see yourself in 5 years? 10 years? 20 years? M’aybe avin’ one of my own shops. Marriage? Eh. Kiddos would be nice. Its hard ta see that far in ta future, tho, especially when none of t’at stuff is really in motion.

97. If you could choose, how would you want to die? Eh, I ain’t one for melodramatics, but if m’gonna croak, I wanna go out wit a bang. Savin’ someone or doin’ somethin’ brave.

98. What is the one thing you would like to be remembered for after your death? M’work. T’at or goin’ out wit a bang, I hopes.

99. What three words would you use to best describe your personality? Suave, yeah? (no) Gen-you-wine. N’funny.

100. What three words would others probably use to describe you? Faithful, em...Creative! And uhhh...Handsome. Yepperooni.

101. Why are you risking your life to adventure? Polly. She’s all I got.

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