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#no but I really hate it SDKJFH
jseobsky · 1 year
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Rant destroying the phrase "he talked one octave lower"
w/c: 711 words.
okay I gotta confess something- my biggest fanfic and books pet peeve is when they say their voice goes an octave (even worse if it's more than one octave) lower or higher, HAVE Y'ALL TRIED IT?! I mean talking one octave low doesn't seem that bad (even though I've tried going one octave lower than my talking voice and it's impossible for me to talk like that) BUT WHEN THEY SAY THAT SOMEONE'S VOICE IS LIKE THREE OCTAVES LOWER- bro- no 😭😭😭 Like just to put it into perspective 😍😍 let's say that someone (like me) talks around G3 (G/Sol is the note, 3 is the octave it plays) If I were to talk three octaves lower I would talk in G0, fine right 😍😍 WELL NO BECAUSE NOT EVEN A GUITAR BASS GOES THAT LOW😭
Telling you why down below 😘
To put it into kpop perspective. If I were to talk one octave lower, I would be talking into stray kid's Felix deep voice range. AND if I were to talk three octaves lower I would be talking two octaves lower than Felix's deep voice. Talk about talking like a demon.
(plus if Felix's were to talk three octaves lower , that's the example that made me write this, he would be talking around the octave -1 and the octave 0, which is ✨😍not possible😍✨)
Let's talk higher now, since I've also seen some examples. Going back to me, I talk around G3, if I were to go one octave higher that would be on my singing range, for example Violeta by Iz*one is in G major so to give an approximate idea on how high it would be, I would be talking in the range where they sing most of the pre-chorus (fun fact the "violeta" that goes to the chorus the "vio" part is in G4, the things you learn when you want to prove a point)
I can talk in that voice, sure, but let's look the three octaves higher 😍 Remember, my talking voice: around G3. Singing: can go to G4. But how does G6 sound like? 😱😍🤟
Remember playing in those kid pianos that are kinda big and you feel like a piano master playing random keys. Just me? Or remember those electric pianos that your music teacher, if you had one, had that you always wanted to just play one note for the funzies? Those pianos are usually between two kinds, a 49 key piano and a 61 key piano.
What octaves does each piano has? Well a 49 key piano has a range between C2 to C6. While a 61 key piano has a range between C2 to C7. (we're going to ignore the fact that the lowest note, the one you played at the end that sounded so deep after playing each note is higher then my three-octaves-lower-voice) So basically, my now three octaves higher voice would be that annoying note at the end of a 49 key piano that sounds so high you wanna punch someone (totally not bcs I'm autistic and hate high pitch noises)
Again, kpop perspective. Ateez's Junho high note in wonderland (the end high part on kingdom) is a B5... A B... FIVE, I would be talking 5 tones HIGHER than that. WJSN's Yeonjung hits a G5 in secret, so does Chuu in hi high, both just one octave lower than G6.
I looked up the highest kpop high notes, as of 2018-03-17 a video made by DareDB KPop Classic gave some examples of the highest notes sung by a female kpop idol, there are some examples on the G6, but it's mostly just trying to hit the note not holding it for a little. However I discovered something 😍😍😍 Shannon in masked singer hits a G6 singing to Mariah Carey's song "Emotions"
While I know and acknowledge that this is usually written from a place of either exaggeration, metaphor, or not knowing how much that is, I'm just a little shit who likes to question everything and hate on small things😘 You do you while I do I, I'll keep writing "their voice got lower" while you'll keep writing a thing that's not realistic/hj😘😘
Anyways thanks for coming to my Ted talk, I spent way too much time on this. Bye.
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valleynix · 1 year
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I'm pretty sure I follow you on TikTok and I remember when you used to clown people all the time. Miss that era fr
i dont BAHA, like it was funny but it was genuinely such a waste of time/energy on people so miserable that's all they do in their free time. like, i have actual Adult Things to do with my life, i dont care that some stranger on the internet is trying to start beef with me over a queer headcanon LMAO
i prefer just making silly edits of these silly homosexuals and going about my day <3
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wait do u hate the tlou show (asking cause i thought it was fine. but i never played the game so. idk sjsjsjjs)
i will prefice this by saying that my expectations were admittedly way too high so naturally the show fails to measure up, but
(ended up being a little longer than expected sorry sdkjfhs)
the main reason i dont like it is that the characters don't feel like the characters at all (joel and tess are too nice, ellie is a psychopath, the fireflies are idiots, bill is also nice) and it feels like the show is begging the audience to please keep watching we promise you'll love these people ahah please dont turn off the tv <3
another reason is that the pacing is terrible imho, which takes a lot away from the story. in the game, it takes time to get from point A to point B, and during that time ellie and joel talk, she tells jokes, they bicker and most importantly they bond. the show is stripped entirely of these moments while at the same time it expects the audience to buy into how quickly they fall into the dynamic they have in the game, resulting in them absolutely not having that dynamic. there's also no tension whatsoever -it feels like the threat of encountering the infected is nonexistent, and even when they walk into a city filled with them they only really have to fight two.
and dont get me started on the kiss of death. i hated every second of it.
the show has some good ideas and you can tell that some of those were meant to make it into the game but eventually they didnt, and i dont mind them taking time to develop other characters, actually thats one of the things i was looking forward to, but there were ways to explore tess and joel's relationship and bill's descent into darkness without rewriting them entirely.
it also has some very good moments (i loved the whole part with sarah) and even some okay moments: for example i liked bill and frank, but the only time they fought was over?? painting walls? why not have them fight over something more serious, or why not have them be more aggressive in their fighting? why not let bill outlive frank and carry that grief with him? they deprived us of a very vital interaction between him and joel, where joel sees himself in frank's grief and still chooses to go on.
im holding out hope that the next episodes will get better because if this is how the whole season is gonna go, im definately not gonna like part 2
im gonna end it here cause i would just end up talking about ways they could have made the show better which is both off topic and pointless cause the game exists sdfsgsd
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gunsatthaphan · 3 years
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Omg, I really thought Aoey and Gene were gonna kiss, and a part of me didn't hate that idea kjghfgjdfh. Probably cause I watched Friend Zone before LW 😳
OMG anon DON’T lmao. Although i guess stud and aey do share some similarities but still.... there’s no comparison lol. 
I was screaming during that entire scene and not in a good way sdkjfh. I wanted Gene to slap him so bad. If they had kissed that would’ve been awful. I’m glad superhero sib came to the rescue lol. 
xxx
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hetahonda · 4 years
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can I just say that the characters positively come alive in your headcanons! You can really feel the individual charm of each nation! if it’s okay I’d actually like to request you do a character you secretly wish to receive an ask about ;) (if not then I’d love to hear about sweden)
skdjfhd thank you so much… the headcanon asks are really just for fun (and because i just love talking about dumb nation people sdkjfh) but it’s very kind of you to say, thank you 🥺
i’ve actually been secretly wishing to receive an ask about singapore (entirely self indulgent, i’m singaporean!) but i don’t think anyone’s going to request that since he’s not a canon character
i’ll do sweden’s headcanons first, and singapore’s will be under the cut!
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SWEDEN:
what they smell like: he’s got a bit of the dry, freshly cut wood smell, mainly because he tinkers around with carpentry in his spare time
how they sleep (sleeping position, schedule, etc): he sleeps late and wakes up early, and always has coffee first thing to tide him over for the rest of the day. unlike most of the nordics, he’s pretty still and doesn’t move around much in his sleep (he doesn’t dream a lot either).
what music they enjoy: he’s really into modern music, and he likes house and electro stuff like avicii and martin garrix. he also has an incredibly soft spot for abba (who doesn’t?), and it’s the one thing guaranteed to break him out of his shell on karaoke nights with the others
how much time they spend getting ready every morning: he’s very quick, easily 10 minutes or less. denmark likes to poke fun at him because he seems to alternate between three different outfits
their favorite thing to collect: wood carvings!! he collects mostly carvings of animals, and he has a whole row of them aligned along his TV stand
left or right-handed: right-handed
religion (if any): atheist, but he follows finland to church sometimes
favorite sport: table tennis! it’s something he plays indoors a lot, especially with finland and denmark. granted, he’s not very good at it, but he likes playing it nonetheless
favorite touristy thing to do when traveling (museums, local food, sightseeing, etc): he likes taking walks around the area to explore. he appreciates architecture, especially of older, historical buildings
favorite kind of weather: he likes warmer days, with clear skies and little rain when he can stargaze at night
a weird/obscure fear they have: he’s not superstitious, but he’s not fond of faeries or trolls or any other kinds of mythical creatures
the carnival/arcade game they always win without fail: whack-a-mole! he only ever plays because of sealand, but he’s surprisingly good at it
SINGAPORE:
what they smell like: honestly, he doesn’t have much of a smell. he spends most of his days in dry, air-conditioned areas
how they sleep (sleeping position, schedule, etc): he tends to stay up late, but wakes up pretty early as well, and functions decently without much sleep. he snores a lot, which former roommates have complained about
what music they enjoy: he’s a complete koreaboo…. his playlist consists mostly of kpop and dance music, and his favourite artists include twice and blackpink
how much time they spend getting ready every morning: about half an hour, he spends quite a bit of time picking out what to wear every morning, and cares quite a bit about his clothes as a teenage nation
their favorite thing to collect: coins! he has a box of coins dating as far back to the 60s, including memorial coins and special edition ones. he likes to bother the other nations for their old coins as well
left or right-handed: right-handed
religion (if any): agnostic
favorite sport: swimming! it’s one of the few sports that he’s decent at
favorite touristy thing to do when traveling (museums, local food, sightseeing, etc): major foodie, and loves exploring street food. he’s pretty adventurous when it comes to his eating and likes trying out more outrageous stuff
favorite kind of weather: cold and chilly weather, bonus points if there’s snow. his house is summer all year round, and he rarely gets the chance to see snow. likes to visit korea during wintertime
a weird/obscure fear they have: hates mosquitos, and is incredibly susceptible to their bites anyway. carries around bug repellent whereever he goes
the carnival/arcade game they always win without fail: he’s very good at foosball, and has his own foosball table at home
weird headcanon asks!!
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celesecretsanta · 4 years
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@froggystyles : hello, hello, hello!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 💛💖💞🥰🌞🌙💘🌻🌿💝💖❣🍉💞⭐🎇💓🍒
jdshk to be fairrrr, i could be in a completely different timezone, buuut the truth is it was around 5am i sent it :/ askjdhk yes, that'd be an ICONIC look on crowley
oh yeah, it is solo work which makes it. Different. ah, yes falling. really. punches you in the gut. and calls you out. and we jst. let him huh. i think it resonates w/ me bc. i've changed so much in the past 5yrs and i don't love the person i;m becoming?? i mean, i don't hate myself, it's more, i'm accepting of things i shouldn't be accepting of and idk . much 2 think abt!
hey well, if you have the power to make what you write abt yourself come true, write positive stuff and see what happens! (also: do you have a diary/journal that you write in daily? i wrote religiously 5th-8th grade and in 9th grade, i stopped. kinda wanna get back on it, but i can never stay consistent :/)
ahh okay, so basically it's a tv show remake of the musical?? idk . it's on disney+ & i my bi ass love the characters with my whole heART
hmmm that's if i ever get around to writing smth hdsfkj but! when i do, i'll definitely share w/ you :') it's more original work than an au (but! y'know how louis's the sun and harry's the moon? well. the main couple in mine are wlws & one's middle name is solange (means sun) & the other's mahina (means moon) so.. hl are my inspo as well)
i think . we feel more true to ourselves bc our lesbian mother, the moon, is out and ready to love us. just a theory sdkjfh
ooH, so you're more like an only child.. validish.sdfkj and yes, that is a big age difference. i have three younger sisters with a 2yr / 6yr / 8 yr age diff so we're pretty close (*however: i fell asleep during the maze runner and my sisters left me. on the living room floor . to wake up with an 90y/o back . is that "close" .)
ahsdkjfhk i can only do and just barely do math. i'm learning to drive rn bc my permit expires in april rip and i Hate it. i've tried cooking and it's alright?? i just don't have the patience for it
TUNAAA it's just that i used to love tuna and have good memories attached to it and jst . haven't had it in ages. wellll, i've have tuna subs from subway, but that Doesn't Count
oH praar is a beautiful name!! i'm sending my love right back to them 💛💝 nahh, that's only for winter. fall, spring, and summer, my bed's a mess
ahHH YES, they're soft and in Love and [interviewer voice] that's beautiful, harry reading fics tbh is all like 'damn i wish that were me.jpg'
HE REALLY DOES!! he's come a Long Way and i'm very proud of that, but thinking abt how ppl fixate on one (1) bad thing makes me very, very angry
omggg, 2016!! that was . a Trip, to say the least . anD NOOAFSHDKJ @ 2015 you
my friends made me watch the wymb music video at the end of 4th grade (so summer 2012) and it was Downhill from theredskjfh but no, so i knew of their existence and everything but loWkey, i only liked them bc my friends did. also i had like. google alerts set up so i knew all the Drama oof. also. tragicallyyyy i shipped elouno (10y/o me thought she was pretty ok) in 2016 though, i watched The One fimq video and sold my soul & sanity to the devil as i became the biggest larrie
oH RTTTT i went to college early bc i was ""smart"" and now . everything sucks bc i'm not the person i thought i was and i feel myself burning out but i don't care enough to Care y'know . but!! day by day, right! we just have to sit. and reflect. and change a little something each day to be the better person
💘🌻❤✨💞
yes!!! books have a way of transporting you away from reality. most times i feel like i am watching life zoom by me and that i'm living on autopilot and i don't know how to take back control? i guess we both have ''much 2 think abt!''
odaat!!!! i love that show omg, so glad it was picked up. and yeah, i think that since we are jUst getting rep, it isn't going to be super relatable for everyone. when i was younger, i latched on to any and every desi person, no matter how toxic/bad the rep was lol. i rmbr rlly liking ravi from jessie . rn, i really like skam for rep tbh
babe you knowing that you were who you needed early on is amazing. i know you'll time will come, you just have to take it ahah . one day at a time .
and this has to be my fave quote abt reading: “I have lived a thousand lives and I’ve loved a thousand loves. I’ve walked on distant worlds and seen the end of time. Because I read.” --George R.R. Martin
life comes at you quick huh . my room doesn't feel mine oops, but!! i really want to hang up pictures in mine, fill up the walls with love and whatnot
okay! so! do you listen to music for the melody or the lyrics? some fics/books you'd rec?
last notes: m listeing to lorde rn and thinking of you :')
may life be softer, ✨
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whiteanti · 5 years
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champagne and gold 🌠🌠
champagne: what topic could you talk about for hours?
aaah so many things tbh. like hating white ppl, why geography is so cool and also relevant to all aspects of life (probably a lot of things to do w geography tbh sdkjfh), why I love my friends and they’re rlly cool, lobsters, Mongolia, just like,,,,, a lot of things,,,,,, u could probably get me started on a rant abt just abt anything I know something abt skdjf
gold: describe what you would call the most perfect meal.
aaah this is rlly hard (bc I just ate lol) but ig some really good beijing roast duck is literally gold (lol) but also my aunt’s egg and tomato 疙瘩 soup + her 馅儿饼 like the dream whenever I go back to china
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valleynix · 1 year
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The Fool. As in, the tarot card?
(With that "you have to remember" all I had in my mind was the "remember who you are" from lion king lmao)
"They’re right in front of you-
But they’re not real. They’re gone."
Can you stop?? I need a safe word.
"You won’t let her destroy more and more realities or worlds or whatever.
It stops now."
Yes, that's the spirit! Let's go!🎉
"It seems as though Cassandra has the most control over her urges after she drinks blood from a fresh source"
But little miss Bela will be out there saying she's managing it better than her sisters😭
🥺 Cass draw Reader and Daniela sleeping???? Pls that's so cute.
I wonder if she drew some more moments of her family spending time together. That'd be like family pictures :')
Idk if they have cameras out there so
There certainly must be something wrong with me, because Cassandra is extremely attractive when she's threatening the Reader.
My lil rainbow heart was at its limits doing all the Cass paragraphs 🥴
Reading with Bela 🥺
That would be such a nice experience I bet, her voice is so soothing like she could be talking about how she cut open a manthing in the cellar and that would be like a bedtime story.
Need her to talk to me when I'm anxious <\3
Yhm yhm nvm once again giving me a slap on the face with the sweet moment followed by nothing but pure pain.
Lunatic kinda fine tho 👀 I like their evil mind, games and plans.
Mmm mmm evil people who ruin the lives of others (if only it wasn't Reader's life ). It's a love-hate relationship 😭 we gotta learn self love
DANIELA 💘💝💖💗💓💞💕💟❤
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I knew sth bad would happen once again 😩
The way they argued with Bela anyway, about leaving the castle. They couldn't escape it.
Gosh I hope the Reader won't fuck up with the timeline too much this time 😭
And for now I don't trust the woman from the cellar.
And damn what killed those maids from the castle. A mystery that is yet to be solved.
i love that i saw this just as i was about to start writing again hehe
The Fool as in the tarot card >:) i'm glad someone picked up on that sdkjfhskj (there's a shit ton of symbolism that i so far haven't really seen anyone mention just yet, but hearing this made me happy :D)
*THE SAFE WORD COMMENT LMFAOOO
*can't give up hope in these trying times >:)
*listen Bela just likes to think she has that control- little miss Bela "perfect daughter" Dimitrescu is struggling BAHA
*Cass 100% has a little stash of drawings no one will ever be able to find, and it's just sketches of her family doing things she can remember or that mean something to her :')
*also tbf Cass is just attractive no matter what she does. she could threaten to cut out my tongue and i'd be like "wow say it again" LMAOOOO
*so real of you </3 Bela strikes me as someone with a voice that literally everyone loves and wants to hear (cue Daniela begging her to read just because she finds it soothing for her nightmares)
*HEHEHEHEHE, i'm trying to get better at just comfort and not as much pain following it </3
*Lunatic is honestly really smart sdkjfhs, there is a method to their madness (also have you seen the fanart done of them?? bro is cool as FUCK)
*(i promise you will learn to like them more <3)
*IN CONCLUSION: DANIELA <3333333 (i'm on my laptop so no emojis but imagine i spammed hearts)
*some things are just set in stone, as we'll see more of >:) that's the unfortunate reality of fate; no matter how hard we try, sometimes we just can't escape what was already destined to happen at some point or another
*about that...
*i definitely wouldn't! she does mean well, but... yknow... the village is a scary place, and sometimes it gives life to scarier humans forced into a certain role by the horrid shit going on
*i think chapter ten briefly implies who/what killed the maids?? if i'm not mistaken? it's often difficult to know every little thing when we only see things from one POV >:)
i hope you're still enjoying it so far, though <33
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