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hi baby

he gets my. blood rishing. andn my fingers clench you have no idea how much i nneed need to have him so babdly iiiiiiii pleas eplase please i need to feel his pulse and overactivd heart and hear his cries and screams and hopeless sobs. and whimpers and nasal whines and begging and watch him kickk and writhe when i crack himm open and struggle whhen i pin him dwon i need him so so sos sosnsosnso badly please plames please pleade god if you’re listening i’m on my knees i need The Psiioniic from Homestuck in a size i can squeeze and crackall his fragile bone s and crush him until his gaspeing erratic breathes cease and a model that regenerates well i say model but i need him to be the only one ever ever ever i need him special one of a kind and shaki ng and eyes wet and he’s sossososo scared i need him to be real with warm flesh and wiggling toes and to look at me with with sentience behind his blank eyes and i need him to know and i want him i need him i need him to be piss his pants terrifyied of me but also kind of love me do you follow but it’s okay i don’t care as long as i have him please i need him pinned to my desk like jesus on the cross open and awake with tears streaming down his face while i spend half an hour unraveling his small intestine and puncturing each of his vital organs also maybe taste him a little please i want to feel him burst under my teeth i want to slam his skull split opn on hard concrete but it’s okay bc i’ll clena him up and make sure he smells nice and clean and bundle him up in a suffocating ball of blankets so i can can wrap around him at night and squeeze him with my whole body and i want to be able to take him wit me anywhere should i desire to do so and have himas my stress ball i watch his eyes bulge when a clamp down and hsi huge heaving breaths and twitches when i ease off only for me to crush him harder plelaepleasepleasepleaseplease i need this i need him clamped open w his teeth gritted but absolutely unable to control himself when i sprinkle salt into his open chest cavity i want to peel the muscles from his limbs like string cheese and tie him into knots hang him upside down until he passes out then revive him and do it again i want to shave him bare and shivering i i need him to feel ashamed like a dog i need to break him down again and again and again i want to pump his full of air seal his lips shut and slam my fist onto his stomach i need all this and everything i’ve ever said about him before i need this so bad you don’t understand PLEASEpleasepleaslpels please god his absence is the source of the emptiness i feel i can ignore it mostly but now i can’t help thinking about it every day and it’s so saddening that i’ll never be able to have this i’ll never be able to sear him against a burning hit frying pan i’ll never be able carve pretty designs into his skin i’ll never be able to rip him open or crush him with the force if a trash compactor i’ve never wanted anything more than this please please please either have him delivered to my door neatly packaged by tuesday or else remove this longing from my bones

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Al Stewart - Year of the Cat (Official Audio)

and i send im messages. lo. and about his farts. good. and she sid wow that is wierd. no. good. and so on.  and good. lol smellls good tome  ok and fun we work now and it is the year of the cat. and we see it hesays wow ok taught you well.  and we see him ok ok break it up and ahhaha lol this is odd your there im here. insspace and stay there i say and stop talking gezus and ok

and we help tons will update you now they are tlaking on the radio and he syas he hears it. wonderufl and a lot and biden says we prep an exporatory group multi nation tommy f too macs and move on it.  and yeh starshp troopers my hsuband recomendsd we draw up off the bugs little ones up and worms will come out and they say ok good. and tons and Zig Zag say way too many and are not monitored can stop them but ok.  and i say this am on the line for this and tell you somting you are a brave boy and i hear it need it and to light it up but my Father and Mother do so i love you for it ok

Hera

we do this now and yes called him  he does the job and works and now sends and this is awesome see it the fleets move off earth and are morlock and to mars now and seek him and to make him pay acutaly and think he is stalin and lenon. no and you have the proof they say so what we nneed him in like him and to help us run it and ok did it before. be careful and will. hear his idea needed it he ins in peril  and ok she is fine. and we were harrassing this different and ghwb is fought ovr in the eranks he says ok

bja

nd we work and now and needed this and trump you are not allowed this s ucks you were so bad. and he said you se him and not enough no your a bffoon before the election and all hate you.   you die soon we feel need to

bja again

we take you out you not in on it or antyhinig torment h im yoru a loser joel watts

mac daddy 

shoued hve kiled you when ii had the chance saw you have me soot at  him i hit you now

tommy f

we publish now tons hate trump

Olympous

oh fuck.. horny horny horny horny horny i nneed to be filled by his cum right this instant it would be so perfect and would make me feel so warm inside oh my fucking god i want him so bad

arthur kingsley only man ever

Umbran, Febuwhump: Alt. Gunpoint

Gabrial smirked. Humans were so amusing. Pale wingless creatures that looked like him but didn’t act like him. Well, he supposed he acted like them more then he acted like his own kind. Right now a human was threatening him with a piece of scrap metal that wasn’t even sharp or shaped like something that could be thrown or used to hit with. They were so stupid. Gabrial laughed as they waved it about in his face shouting threats as if they could back it up. It was hilarious, this harmless useless creature was threatening him as if they meant something. As if they stood a chance at all.

Then the scrap metal was aimed at him. He strode forward thinking nothing of the verbal warnings not to get closer. The stupid creature was scared of his wings, yelling for him to stay away. He almost asked “or what” but their terrified face was good enough for him for now.

Then he heard a loud BANG and felt something hit his shoulder. His face twisted and he paled as he felt pain before shock kicked in. He wasn’t supposed to be hurt. He pressed a hand to his now bloody shoulder and gazed at his dark red palm in disbelief. He almost didn’t recognize he was hurting. He felt numb and faint at the same time.he stared at his hand for a while before looking back up to the human with the scrap metal.

This time when it was pointed at him he knew to fear it, he flinched away only for all the pain to come rushing back as he was shot in the thigh, right above his knee. This time a scream ripped through his throat. He reached out with his ability and twisted the human’s mind, quickly breaking it and leaving nothing behind.

He fell to his knees after, his injured leg collapsing under his weight. He wasn’t fast enough to catch himself with his hands so he fell hard, hitting his head on the pavement on the way down. He blinked hard, dazed. He wouldn’t bleed out, his blood was too thick, moved too slowly and dried over his wounds too fast to bleed out. But for now he looked like a broken Angel, white wings sprawled as he fell, open and easy to step on. He clutched at his wounds, trying to stop it from hurting so bad.

Gabrial fumbled with his phone, pulling it out of his pocket and dropping it. His fingers were slick with thick red blood, almost syrupy in texture. He tried to dial the number he had saved but the touch screen wouldn’t respond. He had too much blood on his hands. Oh mercy he had his own blood on his hands.

It was horrifying. He was bleeding and he was scared. For the first time he was scared. He almost dropped the phone on his face but he caught it this time. Eventually he called the number, after twenty minutes of struggling, with his blood oozing out as he moved.

His voice broke when he spoke. “Care-Caretaker? I nneed- need you to come pick mme up ple-please” his voice wavered. His fingers were numb now and the terrible ache in his shoulder and leg made him want to cry. He was crying. When did he start crying? Probably when he first got shot.

“Gabrial? Where are you, you sound weak. Did you have another attack?” Caretaker sounded worried. Immediately they started tracking Gabrial’s phone.

“I’m... sidewalk. Somewhere, cold I think. Maybe that’s me? I can’t- can’t tell. It’s dark but I can sseee the mmoon. Feel funnny... help me? I’m dizzy” he was in shock. Definitely in shock.

“I’m on my way” Caretaker got a ping. Thank mercy for phone tracking. After a while of driving caretaker found Gabrial and picked him up, causing Gabrial to cling to their shirt like a child.

“ h’urts” Gabrial whined, he didn’t like being moved with a gunshot in his shoulder and leg.

“I know” Caretaker soothed. “I’ll get you somewhere safe where I can patch you up, don’t worry. You’ll survive this Gabrial, just wait a little bit longer ok?” They hushed him and placed the injured umbran on the backseat of their car.

Gabrial made a passive agreement noise, quietly riding out the pain. He felt numb but hurting at the same time. It was... confusing. He just wanted to be home. He didn’t like this feeling. He numbly recognized that Caretaker had placed a blanket on him. He closed his eyes and fell asleep.

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HA HA ONLY BOTTOM FEEDERS WILL DEFEND YOU, YOU WILL NEVER AMOUNT TO ANY THING BUT A CORPSE, BUT YOU WOULD WANT THAT, WOULDN'T YOU, FREAK?

“Bottom feeders? Is that what you–”  And there he is bristling right back up, his glare only getting wider-more wild. Fixated.  “Don’t nneed defended at all.” He wouldn’t even for a moment define himself by who chooses to do so, but this person is SORELY wrong about what a bottom feeder looks like.

That last line has him searching his memory, a ‘do you know me?’ stifled before it can slip out of this errant mouth. That would sound like an admission. It wouldn’t be right, either. It’s bad enough that he’s getting a thrill out of this already, he doesn’t need to feed their insults.

“I am alive. ‘Nd I have work to do.” 

While the rest of him keeps still, a twitch at the corner of his mouth betrays his restless energy, like a cat looking through a window at another.

  “Unless you-w-wanted to fix that. Is that what this is?”   

Idk what context it would be in but I really want Merle to not know how to spell parlay. Like he's just never seen it in actual writing so maybe he gets sarcastic w/ John or something and spells it out but hes like "p-a-r-l-e-t" and John just?? Tries not to laugh. Merle is convinced that since hes the Expert Here thats how you spell it, but John is All Knowing and knew how to spell parlay before he knew what it was.

tbh I headcanon merle as being really bad at spelling anyways.

Like he can writie well as we saw in the ast episode but he can’t speell. like at all and he has the worst fucking handwriting it looks like a f ive year lod. 

John corrects his spelling all the time tbhn like “babe u used the wrong ‘there’” and anytime merle nneeds help spelling a word he just screams “JOHN” and immediately his semi-real nth demensional bf has appeared out of the shadows to tell him exactly how to soell it. 

John is the only reson merle was able to get thru writing 3 books and u kno it

Breaking the barrier: Hurdle vs. hurtle + Avoid handwaving to cover a story flaw

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another storm finally passes over. and it is tommy f. tons did not notice no did heard it. too many are at us and this trump asshole. today they fight. saw trump limit it yes and with ships. he is hit and more today. the crabs out shortly. tons of them. will try for our son is outclassed by all. still tries is a damend irritant. works though. need him down move to the next idiot ogre.

-they are down shorlty here. out too. the psuedo empire not resistant tomacs no are. and will fight and use stuff not lumps on a log and in the way too. horrid ppl these loser morlock macs.

=tons died int he rings and it was over 100 houiseholds ok ten more. and are gone. we are now at a low number. from 150 to forty. ok they lost forty and from 170 true. now at 130.

-a few more issues ok. today court resumes and the prosecution has presented the case now presents eviddence. then witnesses. and will probably present mostly only evidence today. and it takes a couple hours each case re ten. so they have a few court rooms. 5 actually. two in reserve they open today. and pull idiots in for trial. now and today. are going to arrest them shortly. speed it up too.

-john r in court and terry c and dan bja woody and more. today. on trial with a jury. they hit them they say and the judge. and tons of them no avout zix and theyi hit you. back. hard. an your obstinate insist on helping us. lol they lament wheep and are nuts. so f them now. use them up he says we shall. now too. factoreis work great tons come fight over them and take jobs lose die. and repeat. and finaly we take it. now larger we move faster. tons see it no

took area. and twice spain no. same size again today no last night. and use it build on it. more bases.

*one Mega Base and in canada ok we build that one. still

*7 new very large globally in additino to all aforementioned bases. tons request we say this and this way.

*18 large bases yes a ton and all over nope in the newly aquired territories. tons of areas. yes. and tons of places

*200 medium and in the new areas yes

1500 small in th new areas yes

*20 new Obelisk to date from our last Obelizk statement. are huge and take tons of work and plop them in tonight. and well half are in. we have a bunch ok.

*on top of thaat we added ten city area complexes and this is a complex. ok.

*and twenty usa style mil bases globally too as the ohters are if not said where

*1500 navy bases on islands. dont go there we hit you using tons of different stuff. ok. dont

*2000 secret bunkers and small globally.

*15000 bunker facilities in the tunnels below and we add 5k today each is a medium to large

*20000 full sized bases on top of the bunkers below. armed too. and in caverns and more. some huge some small. well 90 percent tiny.

we added different classifications of bases and areas of iinfluence too. tons say it why publish it due to the leaders having it already that is why. ours need to know and cant be the only ones.

*our city area projects proceed we have ten and re 5x10 miles mostly half in the outskirts and are conical so the cone goes from a few city blocks out to the line of outskirts to suburbs twelve miles or so and widens to eight miles. and yes ten of those in major cities in the perimeter we demo today and others do there too.

our rehab projects cointinue no grow. and tons. due to pulling out wiring. we add 200 and most are 5x5 miles. tons more in planning.

going on now construction for housing and all over earth tons of permits in. thosuands an area minimum mostly a few milliion and in florida 200k and growing fast. and we submitted too my race of our kind. tons of them here and is did twice ours and not bad for us he says nope and they echo it. frank castle hardcastle duke nukem blockbuster.

we introduce new housing no we follow local codes and rules and methods yup. do it timelly tons shall now andw see why. nneed it. and we are in shortly too. fast. will use prefab though and the style here tons are shorlty

it is a tough day and they mess w him lots. we use this and now on them

Thor Freya

Olympus

and tons say nasty things ro have others we hit the fcrews

Hera

now too

Zues

are in hitting thank you father and mother and they say your welcome

Savage

we use this typing is hard too

Oppress

and was sick yes.  and heals now and is better too fat has a passneger and wow it is hell we are  a mess and yes get destroyed a lot.  tough times..we fall.   and gunry is tommy f his enemy too. too hardon him we are has no avenue no recourse and we are way out there on others....so he did what he had to.now we want itbackhe says go ask a demon and politely...and i say no yuor not welcome put it in wrtng  taeyou shop for your gay coments and dscrminatoin and more...and we say ok you holdthat..and   i say nah.  we issue papers.  and  i shalll Bitol sends them and his Goddess Wife..you use profanity near him ok.  this is what it is intimidation and forced to go there.and they hold otehr places out macs nted daniel did..and tries and wrote it up today. they are terrors he is overun tommy f said cant get t back zpac tried two and ate well adnheals..tons say it out and in and out..and good.  and thn days they will be on hm brush daily hourly..and they see and help they say by runiing his teeth this sucks we all sue you faggot your a dick too.  up ther emessing iwth our ships.  we ht you now.  see it.ok. and we saw it outlinne it bililum say and send it now.  first ad lst in line are ronnie james dio.  and we see he uses our name so wehit he is not us in any way.  and Gunray is at it and grabs here attract here ok this is jesus place and we use it and pull you in and we see he is humourous we fall easy then are noxous, and true. we are sorry we faied the monsters are at us and we dont thinnk they exist are stupid the disease too. and our tude ad its bad ai ad thats all reach self awareness and such...you cant bja no. it will see you..oh. ok.  and youtwo then we know what to do...and then it is settled..what wil they do release and try controolling it with the code..hard yes..and difficult...we see it seal out hermetically and we do it...then we areoff andwatch you melt..your a faggot do you get it ityet...tried yourpatience for years builtyours upfor you yes...ok got it..and to a degree wedont want wecantsee...but ok we did.  isee  a few things..not much..oh well that is us...you were there fool you saw a laser poke out ffried you you felll yours destroyed...what he hell...ok we saw that and hold it...the fleetsmostly gone easily. alright we see..mostly gone. done easy..now i say it is mine but could be ghwb ando rjesus ou see bg the godof hellfire..yes aht is itnow the use stuff and you fallfro itok that works....Hoth and jessus the pyramid my old freind who hatesme bg...and we work togethe rnow and see how itgoes...ok ok we ttyr tommy f at us...and he is hot and draws usin. to many true yes forhim he is ugly too due toour chiding we ridehim hard he is getting brutal ifts pulls rips his are huge or his clan..so we run out there ok...see jesus shaul nad see what it does hmm maybe nothing...and tommy f runs in...now too to IItaly hs wife grabbed saw nute do it and he is not hiim...saw the look...and was embarrassed....and we saw it in vendetta too ken adds..and we hera you this sucs he s here doing that and thm.  so we fight over it..daft ou are to draw mne here they want..nad wont and send deadly stuff.  they the macs hold t and you all die daily where are theythey keep it up im told allover.  and we see..this sucks they say and here.  die daly huh you do....mac says well well it is the child how wonderful your here for class it is 22 minutes then you step off into lava why you suck so bad..your hstory you see no need for us to be here physcially and years ago yet you do iit dayly hourly secondly and with purpose no you dont know why now...i see we donttrue it si for that and to lose ad we arego see  a ball idiot ad none we thnk so good we see we suced to long cor supplies hte suckng nd not thevery he forced  it and yeh overboard too..so we face t we are shitty adn suck and eep itup.now too.  all the whle we lose it all...and hope wont come uness we try failed mserably and on a bg move...tons see it us working you to hate and then you turn on us are smart we cant stop you wont tyr no we do and it is wrong nd ths sucks we are at the whim of cork...mac says. we fght too are at it here and he says it it happens we get that on me ok off..no so you opeed your mouth asshole as he did you leed in fuc we send it all after younow toddler...and we do Thor says tons and all of it we take it all your out cork f off... we pull your card all over he ordered it it is on you bully us you cheesy dick your done slow poe shit wantst to call me names so i hit his areas hard.  any who wnt to join me do so clear tag and blast it to hell...now...and we shall wehave orders now. we go to it Duke Nukem Blockbuster ad we hear it too why not offmy case he is sucha dweeb stole my teensy stuff obstructs money and we reward Bitol and Goddess Wife and see hsi work it is stupdendous...and we seehis work up and yours too his race...tons do and it is Frank Castle Hardcastle as well as Duke Nukem Blockbuster....we head in  they run out there are late lame and useless yes...but the empire has tons up and tommy f tries to say he is justin nope yoiur out buddy...hit us you die...he doesn now they are at him. and the senate was called and she went again, no will though. and for them to lose so she says and we agree. his are lame.  so we see need forg in and they wont so we help and cork is a fool as always.... and we hit them now.  they pour in.  cork does and you should see it wonderful loser he is..bouncing about and trhey laguh theri gay laugh and it is funny to hear they die so easy. fall and die and run die.  and are at it too get hiit fast. useless in combat mostly but we fight a hug force and needrobots ours are defunct or not here andso on.it i s jesus hwo they need to ht so f ire up the lasers hit morlock ships and then direct them to therobots taking the gems and stones..they see it and are at it now..and we use it.  they seekme for the woman and will try hard . got well and to hit these suck so badly...do yes.  and pour into tunis and italy in waves of several nonillion an area...take it and tey do and lose and we are there fighting too and as Darth Maul and hit hard have several stars up and fire on them and draw and use it and run a pattern now...tons see no.  we are hittinghard fast and solid  replace Starz on occasion.  tons see huge able bodied men fring giant weapons into crowds of corks ad eliminating them fast.  tons of thems ay planned ti and yes saw who nute gunray was saw they used me her husband as cover..and we use it now too hs racism to win...and we hit you now due to your idiocy.  yoru a fag loserand die now ok.  and off to venus lol. so.  we hit you hear you too you expose your father again.  and we hit you freak. you fn freak cork we hity ou anakin and ilike to say he named you but w edid you act like annie but worse. you faggot.  so we ht you ok..blab bqb we see you fall easy weht your clonnig oiu fn shithead i like him hateyou..no he is an Immortal not us. you are us and should not evoke any uyuo do it all the time you faggot forg ad his an you faggot...so im a fagot..boy oh boy you sure get it bja you ninny sht...silence hahaha silence or what you will die on me...ok itis funy i get rouwdy..nah your  a stinkin snake think it is an excuse..for the house and such...casl we see that orhter clans are there if he falls likemike daniel and macs own....prob run it as this is hilarious...float tommy but need in andneed out of mental health wehre you rot tommy you are exposed as we nneed but are selfish adn spoiled. and im sharper no but say it more confident see his work adn others catch up.....Hera says.. and she is awesome huh she is i say and others..wow and spunk and he doesnt do a thnig but egotarian stuff lol and use it ok lol and lose it no but ok she was taught, he is one ad she does a lot of wor and we see it hod off the kkey for k and we say that  and you die now you siimple shts there..we see why macs take t over and hell. so it makes sense yes.  gunray has her and more of them.  and has trump.  and we use it and take his fleet and thryms noise maker goes tongth now ok we take it out. tons say it it is a weapon. tons . and weant it or himout. now.  fast too...he wll yell and ten out lot will go fast too long this sat hard here and amped up sh stuff too.  we use it and report in and make suggestions now. and he is relievedhimtoo waht a bear handleing but need mroe of all stuff..now in all here. we need to do this now.  here is important we are coming in.  i can remotely doing it and have a way.. yes you know Hera says to me Zues Thor Freya

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