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Leo: What should I do?

Frank: *holds out hand* May I suggest dinner with a friend?

Leo: Well, none of my friends are available, so I guess I'll have to go with you.

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Annabeth: You're pathetic!

Percy: You're pathetic-er!

Nico: You're both losers.

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Piper: Oh my Jason.

Frank: Don't you mean 'oh my god'?

Piper: You worship your god, I'll worship mine.

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Leo: When I get murdered, can you make sure I become an unsolved case?

Piper: wHat?

Leo: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved.

Piper: Can we go back to the part when you said "when I get murdered"?

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Will: I'm sorry. Please talk to me.

Nico:

Will: Hello? World's most amazing person?? Sweet pea? Precious cinnamon roll that's too good for this world, too pure?

Nico: 'Sorry' doesn't bring back my fucking M&Ms.

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Frank: Why is Percy crying?

Hazel: They saw a leaf on the sidewalk and-

Percy: IT LOOKED SO CRUNCHY!

Frank: Please don’t say what I think you’re gonna say-

Percy: AND WHEN I STEPPED ON IT THERE WAS NO CRUNCH!

Frank: NO, NOT THAT!

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Will: We’re all in this together. If one of us falls, we all fall. Nobody is expendable on this team.

Nico: Sounds fake but ok.

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Piper: Yo dumbass, get over here.

Leo: Okay-

Percy: *gleefully runs past* I’m coming!

Leo, sadly: I thought... I was dumbass...

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