Poor Sally Jackson. Pregnant at a young age, abandoned by her lover to raise the child alone. Has to deal with knowing he’s marked for death from the very beginning. Marries an asshole.
But worst of all she has to endure life as a Knicks fan.
reasons to root for every team in the nba playoffs (or not) eastern conference edition
celtics
pros: jaylen and jayson should get married, it seems like the vibes are at an all time high, why not?
cons: it's boston that fan base should not be allowed to have joy. Also 1 seed possibly losing to 8 seed it’s a little bit funny if you’re not a fan.
knicks
pros: kinda supportive of whatever the hell that villanova dynamic is (the pr got me okay)
cons: knicks fans will become insufferable and do we want james dolan to be happy…
bucks
pros: i just want khris and giannis to be happy if only for a few more games… also small market teams my beloved
cons: doc rivers
cavs
pros: erm spidaland rights (my moots will be over the moon if they win
cons: o h i o
magic
pros: i would like that one ao3 user to be happy, i love small sports markets succeeding, moe wagner is a former wizards legend
cons: orlando florida… jonathan isaac
pacers
pros: idk hali is sweet i want him to be happy, and im an enjoyer of mid
cons: this means the bucks have to lose
sixers
pros: the sixers have had a weird season and it would nice if they exceeded expectations
cons: watching tobias harris play basketball (i kid). The front office remains having delusions of grandeur, which is great for the haters but not the fans
heat
pros: I do respect jimmy butler’s contribution to lgbt emo representation in the league it is a burden he bears alone. Spo is like my uncle tbh and jaime and bam are cool
cons: they are evil and scam the regular season (and also jimmy scams free throws)