@akilah12902 thought that it was a missed opportunity to not have Naaber despair over The Dark Urge not having a birthday <3 and thus my life was funded once again <3

Confession: no asks about naaber ive seen yet. anyway i think he's sweet and i want to peg him till he cries then tell him how good he was after. him and the bad bitch (me) he pulled by being autistic

Incredible that I have yet to see even ONE (1) post about my best friend Naaber. My friend Naaber at Carm's Garm. My pal Naaber who gave me a necklace just for talking with him. Look at him. He just figured out multiclassing.

okay but i do 100% unironically love naaber tho like buddy's out here just trying his hardest. at what? we dont know. but he's trying his hardest

Naaber's epilogue letter. "Powerful agent of suffering".

unironically one of my favorite npcs

I love Naaber

wish we could talk to him even more

Naaber was totally not annoying the way they advertised. He never showed up again after I talked to him. He was never running after me. maybe it's because I immediately exhausted every conversation with him but then it just doesn't work the way it was intended. Maybe he should run off after each convo and I shouldn't be able to click on him and talk to him immediately again and again. Because this way I had full control over it and it was just 1 long conversation and that's it, not a repeatedly annoying character.

oh my GOOOOOOOOODDDDDDD

First, there was Noober.

Then came Neeber, to continue the suffering.

Finally, there was Nüber, and we thought that was it. We thought we were safe.

UNTIL GD LARIAN 2023:

Edit to add:

Where TF was this option in 1998

I was looking on the Durge wiki page and noticed that it says Naaber talks about the Dark Urge. Does anyone know when that happens? I can't find any videos of it and missed it in my own playthrough.

Fuck - Marry - Kill: Raphael, Enver Gortash, Naaber (yes, I'm 'serious' ;) )

Naaber, eh? I gotta be honest, I had to google real quick...

Okay, here goes:

Kill Naaber - Because let's face it - that poor little puppy won't survive anyway for long...

Fuck Raphael - He can bed me with some of his poetry lines although I fear it all won't take awfully long. Well, then he can continue reciting me some poetry or something...

Marry Enver Gortash - Because... I can fix him? Otherwise he's just gonna make me worse... And I'm kinda fine with that. He's ambitious though and I really feel like it wouldn't get boring with him! I'm down for just being a criminal power couple!

Confession: Someone should make Naaber shut the hell up, if you know what I mean.

'Bout to start playing Whack-a-Mole with this guy.

actually really glad i was procrastinating a bunch of quests and chatted with this guy for a full 15 minutes or so while he considered every single class/job

because i got this little amulet as a reward and the whole conversation string was very amusing (above when he was considering becoming a wizard and was asked what his favorite spell was he just spelled wizard at us, like yknow, the wizard spell. XD)

i like how in the end he decided the best option was multiclass (often the best choice! just in this pt, i multiclassed my paladin into fighter, wyll into sorceror and minsc into rogue lol). on the whole, an amusing npc interaction (my fav sort in larian games tbh, i love getting rewarded for talking to their background npcs and i love that their bg npcs often have a lot of depth to them)

"W-I-Z-A-R-D"

Still one of my favorites.