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childoftheriver · 9 months
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Emerson, Lake and Palmer
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Sorry I called you a 'good boy' in public. I just wanted to watch your brain short circuit.
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worm-on-the-moss · 6 months
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the look that could wither god's bits
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howdoyousleep3 · 4 months
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if anyone wants to chat about priest ari 👀 or priest andy 👀 or father james 👀 or father steve 👀 my body is ready…
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dandalionbold · 3 months
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Calling your attention to October 18, 1986, Philadelphia Spectrum. Jimmy agrees to be interviewed on Piper's Pit only when Roddy offers to be tied up. A+ homoerotic premise fellas.
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Jimmy decides he can do anything he wants now! And what he wants is to annoy Roddy to death. But of course, Jimmy just *has* to push it too far. Our little gerbil man strips down to his onesie and starts slapping Roddy in the face O_O
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It goes.. about as well as you'd expect lmao
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It's actually a pretty long segment, but for me the most important takeaway is the last thirty seconds of mayhem (and surprisingly ripped little dude arms). Leaving this at your doorstep with a little box of chocolates!
I have watched that match (more times than I should admit- but stop it right before Ace BREAKS MY HEART *ahem*) but I keep getting distracted by giffing other things so I havent had a chance to do these ones yet and AHHHHH thank you omfg 😭😭😭💖💖💖
Stumbling upon it the first time I was goddamn howling. Like. Buddy. Baby. Friendo. This. This is not a good idea. But also... *Fans self* 🥵
And Roddy's FACE the entire time and his "you sure you know how to tie rope -_-"
The entire segment is perfect. I cannOT.
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*takes the chocolate and the jimblys and curls up in it like a dragon in its hoard*
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harleybarbarahandler · 5 months
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i saw these photos and said “oh my LORD” out loud
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i-drop-level-one-loot · 6 months
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On a real note, I need more Baby appreciation!!
They're cute, okay?? Maybe I want them to fuck my brain :(
Seriously, after reading Baby's drabble, I realized that I have some hidden interests I didn't know about.
Do I want a parasite to take over my body? Maybe. Would I enjoy it controlling my body while I have none at all? Eh... But would I complain? No, not at all.
Either way, Baby is precious and needs to be protected. They're just a small cute parasite... in reader's brain.... controlling them.........?
Okay, now that I'm typing this out, I realize that I may be weird, but I don't care! I'm satisfied with the parasitic monster! :)
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Could this anon be one of my people?
For real tho, I fucking love sexual non-sexual penetration. I absolutely adore stories of romantic intimacy that don't follow the norms or constraints of human limitations ❤️
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i-appear-misssing · 1 year
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11.21.22
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zeroducks-2 · 11 months
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aight folks I have no self control and I couldn't resist whipping up this pretty boy doing things which can't be shown on tumblr. Yall wanna know what he's actually doing, you know where you need to go.
(beware of nsfw if you click that link!)
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aeons-domain · 8 months
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The Discord besties already know this so kindly look away ❗️❗️ /lh /j I'm just regurgitating what I said there here on my blog for documentation purposes but hoowee my mind blacked out over the thought of Noriaki eating Madison out in the morning light of their bedroom 💖
I just imagine him waking up first and taking a moment to admire her naked body—brushing the back of his hand against the smooth skin of her shoulder blades, then to her shoulder and then her arm. Leaning down to press a barely-there kiss on the nape of her neck before peppering her shoulder with more, turning her over carefully so she lays on her back so as to not wake her.
Nori feels his cock twitch watching the rise and fall of Madi's chest as she breathes quietly in her sleep. Hiding the sound of his groan he starts planting open mouth kisses on her collarbone, savoring the flavor of her skin as he gets to her tits. Thumb circling over one nipple to wake it up while giving the other kitten licks and the ocassional suck, his ears pick up her quiet hums, subconsciously enjoying his attention while she dreams...
Once he's given her enough attention there he descends, playfully licking her navel before kissing his way down to her thighs, parting them oh so carefully before her pretty little pussy is revealed to him. The sight of it bathed in the warm light of the morning was enough to make him moan, deciding that he's waited long enough to indulge in his meal, and indulge in it he will.
One long lick along her slit turns into two, and two into three and more as he gets greedy and takes in all of her slick heat. Madi finally stirs and realizes that the kisses she felt on her body was not from her dream as she looks down and finds Nori hungrily lapping at her pussy. Shifting a bit and raking her fingers through his hair, Nori finds Madi awake and goes even harder in eating her out. He brings a thumb to spread her juices all over her cunt, spreading some over her puckered hole and teasing her ass before bringing it back to her pussy and pushing it in, making her moan as she feels the first stretch. Eventually, Nori switched his thumb with two of his fingers and curled them up to rub that sweet spot inside her while his mouth paid special attention lapping and sucking her clit.
The sounds of her moans mixed with the scent of her cunt sends Noriaki to pure bliss, feeling so blessed waking up to heaven in between the legs of an angel.
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Let me tease you all day. Get you worked up and desperate for me. Light grazes across your body as I pass by you. Whispering to you things I plan to do to your body. Rubbing my hand over your pants, feeling how hard you are for me. And teasing you about it until you're blushing and begging for more.
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Le Septième Commandement (1957)
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sincericida · 2 years
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Andrew Garfield’s video selfie angle only he could pull off this kinda awkward angle and make it look this hot... 😻
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Only Andrew can make this angle it sexy:
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That said...
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POV: you looking up while (Better I don’t finish my thoughts. Nor will I waste my time making fake excuses)...
I know it’s heavy. He's to blame.
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freckliephil · 6 months
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I need to go be a lesbian at trader joes to calm down
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iwillbestronger · 7 months
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not gonna lie you guys I'm actually being super mentally unwell about our flag means death right now
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dontwannabehere · 7 months
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So what if I had ideas for a sastiel season 4 corruption fic that is not at all Canon compliant?????? Then what 😈
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