dan and phil make me feel shrimp emotions

just put laundry in the washer. there better not be any wet laundry after this

No but like- I KNOW we sound crazy. I know that outsiders would see this as tinhatting, but the thing is...there is a pattern for when they're leading up to a huge announcement about their personal lives. They don't just drop a bombshell on us out of nowhere. They do drawn-out soft launches where they slowly start dropping more and more hints and that's what's been happening since even before the DAPG return. We've seen this pattern with the move to the 2nd London apartment, coming out, and the phouse. Dan and Phil are intentional. They wouldn't just drastically change their behavior publicly like this for no reason. It's clearly leading up to something. The question is what

if they get married and i have to look at dans undoubtedly ugly ass wedding ring that will absolutely cost a million bajillion dollars i swear to god

HELL YEAH

remote crisis manager phil lester 🧡

what the fuck does that mean I hate him

the fucking 🧡 reply kills me because it’s earnest. we’ve had over a decade of jokey, ironic replies to any show of emotion. but this is just so fucking earnest. augh my fucking heart.

🧡

dan and phil when i catch you

they really love each other, don't they

loudly and in front of everyone

Thanks phil for explaining what M/M means. In case any of us were still in the dark

ok ill bite who is taylor swift

anybody else going through life feeling like a dog that wasn't socialized enough as a puppy

recipes will be like "prep time: 3 minutes" & the ingredience list is like "2 sweet potatoes peeled & diced" girlie they do not come like that