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crystalsuicune · 5 months

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Nothing says love better than a giant fuck-off laser beam

#my shitscribbles #2hu #marisa kirisame #anyways BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM #also how do I draw dress

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heavymetalhexcode · 5 years

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Hex E3 + D2

Aw yis, I’m so cool.

#my art #hex #shitscribble

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misterculexus · 6 years

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Weeb conflict

So as the annual love tithe approaches, if find myself thinking over which weeaboo hack trope to work on. Do I:

Draw a happy couple

Draw a character awkwardly offering a gift to the viewer

Draw a character being presented with a gift based on what people send to the ask blogs

One of each?

#so much shitscribble so little time #draw more vh you bum #where's my boonequest #arrgh

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homohomohobodraws-blog · 7 years

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diya’s cap fell cos they were busy making out

PLS PLAY BUTTERFLY SOUP!!! IT’S REALLY GOOD!!! BASEBALL GAYS AND MEMES!!! WHAT MORE COULD U ASK FOR!!!

#butterfly soup #diyamin #diya #min #min-seo #homohomohobodraws #hello im back wit my shitscribbles and shitty fone cam lol #its gay??!! im in!!!!#butterfly soup is so good i shit u not my pals #baseball gal pals #i'll probs never finish anything i sketch but #i jus rlly love this gayme #also diya's crouching cos min is so short #min would be offended but min's too gay to notice

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asktheraggededges · 6 years

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A question for Boone and Raege, what was your first meeting like? Is there a story behind it?

It was only about six months after the founding of the unit. We had maybe..80..85 troops and were still hopping from ship to ship. We’d been stuck on Menathot for five days before Levy picked us up in one of his own ships. I’m in the docking bay, making sure everyone’s present and accounted for when the inquisitor taps me on the shoulder (the far one, making me turn in the wrong direction, naturally) before coyly letting me know he has another gift for me. I’m already tired at this point and I get the usual sinking feeling. A gift from Levy usually means he needs extra leverage because he’s about to ask for favours on top of favours.

On top of that the gift is a psyker, apparently. We all know how much I love those.

Sure enough, he casually mentions en route to his office there’s been a farmer uprising on Riatex Phelta. Awesome. So we enter his office. And there is..one the smallest people I’ve ever seen bent over looking at his amasec collection.

It..it had been so long since I’d been in a place that nice. It had central heating, and enough light to see properly. No one was chanting around me or pushing me toward something. I didn’t have a headache. I was even starting to get used to the new linen clothes I had. I was looking over old vintages that the Inquisitor had. I knew I had drunk some of them. I know I knew the taste. But I could not remember it. It seemed like so long ago. I was lost in thought.

Now, in my experience, psykers always do that creepy thing where they either start talking before you enter the room or are already staring at you, ready, when you enter. A psyker who not only can’t feel someones presence but fails to hear MY footsteps does not fill me with confidence.

The Inquisitor addresses me and I whip around with a start, self consciously adjusting my robe. Next to him is, according to what I have been taught, a Commissar. The person whose job it is to kill me if I demonstrate odd behaviour or hear the wrong voices. She’s over a foot taller than me, or seems to be. Shiny, black hair down to the middle of her back. Broad shouldered. Sapphire coloured eyes that are looking straight through me. There is so much intensity in her. So much ferocity. But no hatred. Not for me. Not that I can feel. She regards me for what seems like forever, but what I’m sure is just a few seconds. I try to introduce myself.

She walks up and does this weird gesture where she sort of bows and lifts the hem of her skirt a little. Her voice sounds exactly like I’d expect. She starts talking about her dad or something so I cut her off. Make sure to set the precedent early that this is military unit not a ball or a soiree or whatever these people do.

“Ease up, Kiddo.”

I was so surprised. I had been doted over for one half of my life and then treat as less than human for the other up to this point. And for a commissar - almost certainly the person who was going to end my life someday to talk to me so casually. To call me ‘kiddo’. It meant a lot to me. I was off guard but it felt nice. She made me feel normal.

Levy excuses her from his office and he immediately starts trying to placate me. Tells me that ‘well, yeah, y'know she’s not going to be flipping over enemy tanks or blasting people with lightning or anything but…’ .

In a rare moment of honesty he tells me that she’s the daughter of an old friend of his that he promised -at some commission, I imagine- he would keep safe.

So I’m getting a psyker and not even a useful one. I’m being sentenced to decades of bodyguard duty. A commissar babysitting a psyker. Like I don’t feel like a punchline already.

The inquisitor talks some chaff about this tiny woman maybe being my commissarial aide and how I need one of those since I’m a real commissar again, commissar - he leaves his own office giving me the finger pistols, utterly convinced that he’s still doing me a favour.

It’s getting close to lights out. I’m laying in my bunk. I can feel every side of it, but it has a blanket and pillow of sorts so it feels amazing. I could almost fall asleep right then. As I’m between states though, I feel this…not a voice just like a feeling, like remembering to do something you were never told to do in the first place. It wakes me up with a start. Recaff. I need to make a pot of recaff and take it up to deck 3 , room 304. So I do. I’m wide awake now anyway.

I’m in my temporary office, attempting to psyche myself up for a long night of paperwork. It occurs to me I’m probably going to need some recaff so I get up to get some from the cafeterium. As I open the door to my room, though, there’s this tiny psyker again. She makes a noise I can only describe as a ‘meep’ and stammeringly tells me she thought I might want some recaff. That’s a little more in keeping with my experience of psykers and she’s saved me the trip so I invite her to sit down. Maybe have some herself. Maybe she can impress me , yet.

I was already impressed by her - on some base level. The way she carried herself, the clarity and certainty of her voice. This sort of..constant intensity.

[subject averts gaze and swallows]

When I first saw her..without the cap and coat? With her hair down? I was kinda taking her in, I admit it. These long, runners legs beneath her skirt, the way her white shirt pulled taut around her biceps when she bent her arm, this..mane of hair like a pack of ravens behind her. She’s taken the pot out of my hand and is back seated behind her desk before I know what’s going on. She’s poured her own recaff and put down a second cup for me. I feel like I dropped the ball again. I’m meant to be her aide and she’s doing things for me.

I want to brush that hair.

Before I realise it - I’ve asked if I can.

Even back then the length was hassle. That’s two time’s she’s kinda predicted my needs. I’m almost thinking this could work out. But once she starts brushing she stops talking. So I’m trying to do paperwork with someone brushing my hair in complete silence, save for the occasional sniffle. It’s awkward. I suck at small talk. I ask her about her home planet.

I’ve been keeping it together. All this time. Nobody has thought to ask about my home. My family. I haven’t had to talk about it. She’s..she’s the first person to ask.

I think about home. I think about poppa. I think about this amazing woman I’ve just met and how I’ll never in my life be able to live a normal life with her. I am an abhorrent. I am a risk. She is the emperors will made manifest. It is her job to routinely execute people like me. I will never be on her level. We will never even be friends. The dam bursts.

Apparently that was the worlds worst question to ask. She goes from little sniffing sounds to sobbing to out and out crying. Shaking and inconsolable. She almost can’t stand. I fumble with trying to calm her down but its worthless.

I’m worthless. I feel like I’m messing up so badly. It’s my first day as part of the imperial guard and I’m crying like a baby in front of my new boss. The more I try to calm down - the more she tries to calm me down the more of a failure I feel. If she wasn’t disappointed in me already, she certainly is now.

I walk her back to her quarters. I let her lean on me.

Every inch of her is ready. She doesn’t relax. He grip is strong. Her stomach is hard.

I close the door on her quarters. She’s back to just sniffling.

It occurs to me, I’m not sure I’ve seen anyone cry. I know of crying. I am sure, perhaps when I was very young that I cried also. My whole life I’ve been involved in the armed forces. My father was an adviser. My uncle was a general.

I had always been training or fighting or killing or teaching others to kill. I’d never met a civilian. I’d never met someone who had experienced a life outside of war.

This girl was weak, she was emotional, she was human.

She was everything I wish I was.

She was everything I’m not.

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manipulativeseeker · 3 years

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@cirilee your #humanformers have taken over my brain

So I'm not sure what inspired this, but I know I've had an unhealthy amount of Screamer on the brain and well Shrek makes everything better.

Anyways, short little shitscribble I'm strangely proud of and hopefully you're not all cringing too hard 😅

#humanformers #cirilee #tfp has infected my brain yet again #transformer prime #mun's art #tfp bulkhead #humanized #shrek #like this scene just makes me laugh #xdd

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immanueldid · 7 years

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I think I know how to get fired from a remembrancer gig. This picture is just between you and me, 60~ different people.

#Its late #i'm only human #huron blackheart #my art #shitscribble #*stares*#for real though where did you all come from #I have no idea if I should actually pass this along to that blog or not #I don't want to swamp them with thirsty anons

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agent404-storm · 7 years

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ASSASSINATION CLASSROOM IS A WONDERFUL SHOW OKAY GO SEE IT So here’s Koro-Sensei, my buddy Fang, and I :3 Storm Cat, Koro-Sensei, Fang Wolf scribbles~

#Assassination Classroom #Koro-Sensei #Storm Cat #Fang Wolf #Storm #Fang #the midnight wolf #maine coon #my art #my doodles #shitscribbles #i cried #shut up #yes i cried

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humming-fly · 5 years

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Drawing thing- You watched and loved/still watch and love american cartoons created by nerds for nerds like gravity falls or steven universe and you probably did read homestuck all the way through but only partially enjoyed it for your own reasons. Also because most of your drawings are either shitscribbles or lowkey angst you mostly listen to either alt rock or kpop/jpop unironically or both as well as Meme Songs unironically

this is fucking horrifying are you in my HOUSE????

#Do we already personally know each other????#literally the only thing wrong here is the kpop/jpop everything else is Spot Fucking On #'shitscribbles' is such a nice rendition of 'shitpost' too lmao #reply #Anonymous

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crystalsuicune · 3 months

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Not sure if this has been done before but

Chilchuck Timbs

I'm sorry

#dungeon meshi #dunmeshi #chilchuck tims #my shitscribbles #I'm so used to just calling him Chilchuck #I was like His last name is What

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heavymetalhexcode · 5 years

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A thought:

The MS2 berserker is cursed by a god of rage. Any god willing to grant Viv cleric powers would have to be a murderous sonvabitch. She becomes convinced that it's the same god and tries to persuade E he's a paladin. He's having none of that nonsense, thank you very much.

As usual, Viv belongs to @linette-kingsley

#my art #oc #vivolette #eromreven #maplestory 2 #dumbass crew #i love our psychotic children #shitscribble

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no15201 · 6 years

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At long last, my great alcohol induced shitscribble quest continues.

#/co/#drawthread #drawfriendliness #gertrude #mandy #billy and mandy #i hate fairyland

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rohadefunctblog · 7 years

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Anyway Eärwen is my light so here’s a simple shitscribble of her

#silm #earwen #actually i just wanted to try white lighting and she was my chosen victim #also she and lothiriel my other fav are both sea people #not mentioned much in the book #associated with swans #do i have a type

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christmascactus · 7 years

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Tagged by @shitscribbles oh chrumbs, errr

1) Five things you’ll find in my satchel (besides keys and phone):  Oof, I wish it was something more profound, but I’ve had a dig around and…  * Many Many Biro's * Business Cards- so I feel valid of course * 1 mangy looking satsuma * 3 Lips balms, all different, all empty * Shells from the beach?!?!

2) Five things in my bedroom:  * A painting of the Neptune fountain in Piazza Navona, Rome which I bought in Situ. * Both my cats whom cannot give me just a single inch of personal space * A Very glorious oak gentlemans wardrobe * 300 blonde boots hair grips (is that what they’re called?!) * Books, Books, Books 3) Five things I’ve wanted to do in life:  * Be enthusiastic about gardening (I’m really not there yet).  * Travel to Japan 🇯🇵 Arigatō * Have my own business (I cringe at myself for writing that) * Be content with my life and myself (sorry nicked that one @shitscribbles) * Go on the Italian cooking course featured in @len1985 ‘a Food for thought Fic.

4) Five things that make me happy:  * My Family- specifically my daughter and my sister * Listening to R&B and yes I have the most awful taste in music * Eating seafood * Drinking Wine * Long walks with the woof

5) Five things I’m currently into:  * Serena Campbell & Bernie Wolfe in ANY capacity * Fanfiction (only discovered this was a thing on and not just limited to AO3 after I had joined this fandom) * Curried Chickpeas * Drinking coffee like it’s a sport  * Dare I say Marie Kondo???  6) Five things on my to-do list:  * Pay Speeding Fine * Obtain the minerals to write my first fan fic * Make yet another attempt to get over a pair of fictional doctor lebsians * Read more Berena fan fic *Buy cat food

7) Five things people may not know about me: * I am a mother *I Split the arse in my dress during a client meeting only last week (How many donuts again hannah?) * I physically cannot make it through a single day without coffee and I am ashamed.  * Didn’t go to uni and I regret it. Although I can say it hasn’t held me back career wise. * I think I can sing way better than I actually can and it hurts

I don’t know who has and hasn’t done this but I tag @jj-lockd @matildaswan @eve-granger @rizzthebizz

#personal

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theeggstrovert · 7 years

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So my mom wants me to submit an art portfolio to the school I'm going to next year but I don't think she realizes that the last thing I drew was a fucking shitscribble of Francis Bonnefoy laughing evilly and choking on a fly

#rip #I'm not even gonna post a pic unless someone asks nicely

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crystalsuicune · 10 months

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Been a while since I drew her

#my shitscribbles #Touhou #Yukari Yakumo #IDK about the shading honestly #and I still can't draw dresses #2hu

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